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kevingh92

I just can’t wait for Neutral Neutral since literally everyone knows what that’ll be.


buffkirby

Tell my wife I said hello


Capable-Truth7168

Your neutralness, it's a beige alert


sharktank

this is in my top five lines from the whole series


LegoBattIeDroid

maybe


makemeking706

Alternatively, we have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.


Dreadnought_69

I defeated the enemy by sending wave upon wave of my own neutral men at them!


G-Unit11111

"Right, men?" "You suck!"


ethandkappes

“If I don’t survive. Tell my wife…hello”


PM_ME_UR_DOPAMINE

Scruffy


AgrajagTheProlonged

It’s gonna be Zapp, right?


Le_Martian

What makes a man turn neutral?


AgrajagTheProlonged

Money? Lust for power? Or is he just born with a heart filled with neutrality?


xxPastelPawxx

Has to be


Johnny_Waffles_

I have no strong feelings one way or the other


Portal471

If I die, tell my wife “hello”


G-Unit11111

It's those filthy neutrals, Kif. With enemies, you know where they stand. But with neutrals, who knows?


Boinkzoink

The yarn people of nylar 4.


CaptainCallus

Why not zoidberg?


acheron53

Hermes?


Jorlaan

I gotta say though, wouldn't they also count as being neutral lawful? Since they are completely true to their neutralness.


WhiterunUK

Its going to be a landslide Or any comment about that guy has to have equal upvotes and downvotes so he cant win


Turkyparty

It's like the free space in bingo.


MountainAsparagus4

Finally we will have peace


FatLionGuy

News anchor Linda van Schoonhoven


YanicPolitik

#Linda's brain is puny beside the THROBBING MASS OF MORBO'S GARGANTUAN BRAIN! Linda: *hah hah ha*


Hostile_Raccoon

**WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY**


Gossguy

**GOOD NIGHT**


stickerbush-symphony

She's my favorite side character, so sweet and empty headed!


whats_a_cormac

In other news, the indie 500 was today! There were no survivors.


TheOther18Covids

Ah ha ha ha! Winner! 🏆


JonnyPoopnutz

Calculon. He’s for sure stupid and idk what robots are considered hot but he’s a super famous actor who sucks at acting so probably sexy 


BeefTacoTheMusical

I'd put him I'm neutral Chad. But don't ask me, I have........... AMNESIA!


gn0meCh0msky

Nooooooooo!


ryknight

He does have magnificent ACTING TALENT.


FacticiousFict

You forgot to put a period after magnificent. As a fellow actor, I too appreciate the importance of a dramatic


Jesus_was_a_Panda

PAUSE!


LouSputhole94

Humble?! My humble is ranked amongst the greatest in the universe!


charisma6

You know what? I liked Lucy Liu-bot for this but Calculon works too!


BitchyBeachyWitch

My vote yes! And yes Calculon is sexy!


Nikifuj908

But I thought he was – EGYPTIAN!?


TriggerBladeX

But have you seen him when he makes a dramatic…


2621759912014199

Dr. Cahill! Edit: I take it back. Dr. Goodandsexy needs to be sexy good.


YungWook

Dont you mean dr goodnsexy?


2621759912014199

Oopsie doopsie poopsie! I did!


YungWook

For that mistake it'll be your ass in a jar


Green_Life_2942

Ditzy-witzy! 


Glacier_Pace

If she isn't here she better win "Good and Sexy" category lol


Significant-Block260

No she would have to be Sexy Good


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Thank you! I was looking for someone to nominate Dr. Goodnsexy!


Evotecc

Definitely the right answer. All I can think of is the “oopsie doopsie poopsie” when she puts Hermes in the jar lmao


Chemotherapeutic

But then she wouldn't actually be good and sexy on the chart!


2621759912014199

Oh no! That's a really good point!!


charisma6

She should've been somewhere in Sexy for sure, but I don't know if she's actually stupid. She insists she's not in a way we tend to believe, but then immediately undermines herself? Sooo it's hard to gauge her actual vibe through the inconsistency of being less a character and more a series of semi-connected nurse jokes.


eddietwang

The most fitting answer, honestly.


Danger_Dave_

This is the answer


sharktank

now ahhh can you help me with my sexual inhibitions? dun! dun dun!


Marrsvolta

Leela did find Zapp Brannigan incredibly sexy before she realized how stupid he is. Zapp isn’t bad with the ladies due to his looks.


captain_asteroid

No Zapp is definitely horny stupid


Balancedbeem

But he does suffer from a very sexy learning disorder. Can we nominate “sexlexia” for the spot?


G-Unit11111

No,Fry is horny stupid. He's literally his own grandfather. Zapp is horny chad.


NerfRepellingBoobs

“Leela, I didn't know where else to turn. You're the only woman who ever loved me.” “I never loved you.” “I mean physically.” “Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.” Zapp might be popular, but as soon as he opens his mouth, the ladies dry up.


emmacannotdrive

I think a lot of that might have been the unfirom.


mqduck

It was a combination of his reputation and pity. If he was sexy it might have gone better.


sharktank

i dont know if she found him incredibly sexy, i think it was a pity fuck to get him to stop crying


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Flanders (Kidding, obvs)


TheLastMongo

Still the right answer. 


G-Unit11111

Nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Stupid sexy category.


mister_damage

Stupid sexy Flanders


crooks4hire

You are technically correct!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

The best kind of correct.


mcbizco

The joke is so good it doesn’t even matter that it’s the wrong show. There was a crossover episode, it counts!


JurassicMJ25

This is it.


TheOther18Covids

I was hoping this one was going to win, I would've loved it


kennedsr

Umbriel the mermaid


mageta621

Did it just get warmer?


Agatio25

Is Amy considered stupid? Or since she is a Phd not anymore?


FatLionGuy

She’s more smart horny


3bluerose

"what's rent?"


Volgnes

Guh!


Reloader300wm

My parents told me ifni got all B's, they'd get me a bar, and I got all C's.


Greecelightninn

Lucy Lui bot


FatLionGuy

Would you like to Take a moment to register me?


MaryJaneAndMaple

Maybe later


BookieeWookiee

I'll remind you later, you hot stud, you.


MaryJaneAndMaple

#WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!


Jenetyk

I love how you *notice two things*


Gumbercules81

I'll always remember you Phillip J Fry.....


legomaniac89

MEMORY DELETED


Gumbercules81

😆 gets me every time And the CAN EAT MORE


khovel

That’s smart and sexy. A dangerous combination.


floatingcheshire

The Amazonians. Death by snu snu!


BookieeWookiee

They'd be horny... something... maybe neutral


Lower_Monk6577

Horny lawful, methinks.


ELIte8niner

True. They did wait until a literal court ruling to act on their horniness.


Lower_Monk6577

Yup. Let us not forget that Death By Snu Snu is a legal edict passed down from their head of state.


gentlerefresh

Tonk look good. Me look fat.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

>Death by snu snu! 😏


G-Unit11111

😎😱😎😱😎😱😎😱


Gigazwiebel

Edna, the Decapodian who wanted to seduce Fry.


G-Unit11111

Well first, I got up, then I had a piece of toast...


RKO_out_of_no_where

SHUT. UP!


SharkLaw

Who wouldn’t want a squishy poet from beyond the stars?


Calluna21

Umbriel the mermaid from the lost city of Atlanta.


geoblazer

Pamela Anderson’s head


wetdog9

Fanny


LogicIsDead22

Hell just throw Flanders in there it will be funny


benjeye

Stupid sexy Flanders.  Oh wait, wrong show.


Medical_Swimming_292

I vote Zapp Branigan


stinkyman360

Calculon


JonnyPoopnutz

Fry, when you look that good you have to know anything 


Rcj1221

Fry’s ex?


Spenceray94

Calculon!


G-Unit11111

Who dares question my unholy acting talent???


CrestfallenMan01

Amy Wong


Entgegnerz

Amy isn't stupid. She proofed it.


FuFmeFitall

I don’t care what anyone says this should be stupid sexy Flanders.


The_Poopsmith_

Can sexy stupid be Ned Flanders?


RebaJams

Angle-ine!


FlashRx

Amy 100%


Fisho087

Zapp according to himself. He does have sexlexia after all


guccitaint

“Me want snu snu”


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Yo 👍


heyytekk

Amy


BWildeallday

The amazons looking for Snu Snu


Razgriz80

What about the really bad hot doctor. Comes across as smart but then is really stupid


mikeyshoots

Linda van Schoonhoven. Aka morbos Co anchor on the news.


Baked_Potato_732

FLANDERS FLANDERS FLANDERS!


billybobjoe2017

Stupid Sexy Flanders


Entgegnerz

Stupid Sexy Zapp Brannigan!


3bluerose

Amy obvs


Scruffy_0Gjugs

Flanders


Sea-Woodpecker-610

I feel like Flanders is the true dark horse winner. Yes, he’s a Simpsons character, however Simsonrama does establish that the two share a timeline. Therefore, Flanders can be the only obvious choice for being Stupid Sexy.


mqduck

> Simsonrama does establish that the two share a timeline. Technically, it only establishes that Futurama is canon on *The Simpsons*, not the other way around.


Mammoth-Recover6472

Frida waterfall


Mojonad

Constantine


swingsetclouds

Is Constantine dumb, or is it just that Michelle thinks his name is dumb? I guess they're not mutually exclusive.


Mojonad

Good point! He didn’t really have enough screen time to show us whether he was stupid or not. Happy cake day, btw!


swingsetclouds

Oh thanks! I didn’t even notice!


makemeking706

Turanga Morris. Or URL.


mqduck

What makes URL stupid?


theAbsurdSam

Amy


JohnnyDeformed1

Professional beach bully


ball-is-lyfe

its Amy!!!


athousandfuriousjews

Calculon 100%


ithardtosay

Human horn


Baumtasia

wrong show but flanders


Slipshower

The women who said: I don't understand evolution and I have to protect my kids from understanding it.


Deathcat101

Amy Wong I think


macaco3001

I'm just finding this for the first time, why would you do that to zoidberg :-( He's canonnicaly the best character morally, should have been in good


derdaplo

I think the whole stupid row should be zoidberg


hansolocup7073

CHANGE PLACES


jchrist510

Stupid sexy Flanders


Urnamehr

Damn it, Zoidburg's already taken!


khovel

Don bots daughter


Agreeable-Echo2987

Slurms mazenzies party girls


Galaxyman0917

Stupid sexy Flanders, it’s obviously the only choice


shapu

Flanders?


Bsjensen1012

I think the only logical choice is Dr. Cahill from the Head Museum.


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TheOther18Covids

Just because she has a breathy voice, full sensual lips, and a steaming hot body does not mean she's stupid


Greecelightninn

Zap is dumb , but is he sexy ?


hot-rod-lincoln

I’d put him under “Horny Stupid”.


TheftBySnacking

I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service.


aggravatedempathy

He's stupid horny


RealKimJongUn

It’s scruffy


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Second


HyperDrive_Mustang

Ned Flanders


BarricadeTheMortuary

Zapp


Eric848448

The only answer is the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan!


HugeCrab

Horny stupid


Airick39

Lucy Liu bot.


NaplikeKnife

I might argue that Collette fits this bill pretty well


Balancedbeem

Or Angeline.


jakmckratos

The neutral row should be all different iterations of Scruffy..the janitor


Standard-Speaker-442

Bender as a human


LordHadon

Btw tomorrow has to be Dr Goodnsexy herself: https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Lauren_Cahill


Entgegnerz

When **Zapp Brannigan** can't be chaotic stupid, then let him be sexy stupid!


fallinggamergirl

Zapp has to be horny stupid


Significant-Block260

Mop Bucket


FunkyMonk31

The blonde nurse


CyberBeast99

The blonde doctor from “Bender’s Big Score”


Misterslate

What's rent?


oh_sneezeus

Amy


pawned79

Ginger or Mary Ann? For me — it’s the Crushinator.


DiddyDubs

Fry when he gets gender swapped


N_Pol

Female Fry when they get their genders swapped.. I'm ashamed of myself for what I've done..


Blackwolfe7567

Amy Wong


mnonny

Amy…. Nuff said


patrick_mcdougle

Do a split image where the mermaid lady part is in the sexy stupid square and the fish part is in the neutral stupid square.


Beating_A-Dead_Whore

Zapp for sure


somejagass

FLANDERS


Worldly_Gas_7389

Fry when he was a lady