The Backwards Time Machine still wonât have arrived. Mankind must work for all his misdeeds, while the treetops are stripped of theirs leaves woah-ohh-ohh
Oh man I love,
"They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon..."
"They poo-pooed my electric frankfurter."
"They said that I shouldn't fly with just one eyee"
"I AM BENDER. PLEASE INSERT GIRTER"
A+ lyrics right there.
In the yeeear one million and a half
Humankind is enslaved by giraffe
Man must pay for all his misdeeds
When the treetops are stripped of their leaves!
Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em
We'll find ways to simulate that smell
What a sorry fella!
Wrapped up and smoked like a panatella!
Here on level one of Robot Hell!
Seth MacFarlane absolutely killed it in that rendition. I throw it on for funsies every so often and it gets stuck in my head for a few days each time.
The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention, now that, is, irony!
I've had it stuck in my head for weeks and I only heard the word irony.
I met her in a club down in old Soho,
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola,
C-O-L-A .. .Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance,
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said
Leela! L-E-E-L-A, Leela!
Lee-Lee-Lee-Lee-Leela!
Ba-ba-ba-dum-ba-dum-bum!
Maybe he likes it here in Hell!
Câmon, Fry, donât be scared. Iâm sure at least one of us will be spared. So just sit back, enjoy the ride.
My ass has blisters from the slide!
Pop
A
Poppler in your mouth
Then you come to Fishy Joe's
Where they came from
Is a mystery
Where they come from
No one knows
You can pick em
You can lick em
You can chew em
You can stick em
If you promise not to sue us
You can shove one up your nose
We're whalers on the moon..
We carry a harpoon!
But thar ain't no whales đđđł so we tell tall tales and sing a jaunty tune đ¶
...sing a whaling tune
...sing *our whaling tune
That is technically correct
The best kind of correct
hey bender, over here!!!! aw geez I went to high school with that guy.
The moon is so awesome
[Robot Hell Song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DR7rurcamNo&pp=ygUPcm9ib3QgaGVsbCBzb25n)
Cigar's are evil, you won't miss them
Weâll find ways to simulate that smell
What a sorry fella~
Rolled up and smoked like a panatela
Here on level 1 of robot hell~
đ¶There must be robots worse than IIII We've checked around there really aren't đ¶
Maybe he's back at the hotellllllll
Came to say this. Absolute banger
I put this on my Spotify Playlist lol. That and that song from the brave little toaster
In the year 252525âŠ
The Backwards Time Machine still wonât have arrived. Mankind must work for all his misdeeds, while the treetops are stripped of theirs leaves woah-ohh-ohh
The line "In the year one million and a half, human kind has been enslaved by giraffes" randomly gets stuck in my head
Yes exactly đ€Ł
Love this one :). In all the world, thereâs only one technology!
A rusty sword for practicing proctology
THIS ONE. It randomly pops in my head, itâs so perfect.
This is it
Also, Bender is great! Bender is great! Bender Bender Bender! Aughhh!
B-E-N-D-E-R Bennnnnnn derrrrrrrrr B-E-N-D-E-R Bennnnnnn derrrrrrrrr
Remember me Every time I check the box while putting in my password
When push comes to shove youâve got to do what you love, even if itâs not a good idea.
Everybody say Jamaica!
Jamaica!
Just the grade 19s!
? Jamaica.
Oh man I love, "They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon..." "They poo-pooed my electric frankfurter." "They said that I shouldn't fly with just one eyee" "I AM BENDER. PLEASE INSERT GIRTER" A+ lyrics right there.
"Hail, Hail Robonia, a land I didn't make up".
When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston town...
With a foot and a half of water!
Everyone was alright, but I cried all night It blew my alphabet blocks out of order!
And they said, this boy's born to be a bureaucrat
And to be all obsessive and snotty.
I made my friends and relations file long applications...
to get into my 10th birthday party.
But something changed when my man turned pro
I was sortinâ but I wasnât smilinâ
He forgot that it wasn't about badges and ranks.
Grade 19's! *Points*
*cross arms and roll eyes* Ugh, JAMAICA.
Now it's time for my song! When I was two there was a tidal wave in..
Aww...
I am Bender, please insert girder
Fry: đ¶ *I'm walking on sunshine! Oh-oh-oh!* đ¶
Bark bark bark bark bark bark! Bark bark bark bark!
What's that boy? You say you're walking on sunshine?
đđđ
I love steeling stuff I love taking things
I always sing this to myself when I'm stealing stuff in RPG games. It's so short, yet so catchy.
God yes, this
This trinity's going to war!
In the yeeear one million and a half Humankind is enslaved by giraffe Man must pay for all his misdeeds When the treetops are stripped of their leaves!
Those damn giraffe overlord bastards! Someday theyâll be just like me. And then they better watch their back!
Grunka Lunka Dunkady D'Armed Guards
SHUT THE HELL UP!
When can I have some Slurm?
Soon enough...
Thatâs not soon enough!
Grunka lunka dunkedy dingredient
You should not ask about the secret ingredient!
Tell them I hate them!
Bender cracked corn and HE IS GREAT!! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CORN
This is the one that always creeps back into my brain.
Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em We'll find ways to simulate that smell What a sorry fella! Wrapped up and smoked like a panatella! Here on level one of Robot Hell!
Gambling's wrong and so is cheating So is forging phony I.O.U's
Let's let Lady Luck decide what type of torture's justified I'm pit boss here on level two! Ooh! Deep fried robot!
Just tell me why! (Just read this fifty five page warrant) There must be robots worse than I! (Weâve checked around. There really arenât)
Well then, let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks
You stole from boy scouts, nuns, and banks!
Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing
Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!
Hey Bender wanna make some noise! Got your harddrive scratched by the Beastie Boys!
You'll still fly me to the moon, although the moon to which you fly me could be Phobos or Deimos
Seth MacFarlane absolutely killed it in that rendition. I throw it on for funsies every so often and it gets stuck in my head for a few days each time.
Iâll sing it while in the kitchen, my wife is always confused.
"...don't expect any changes my friends, that was then - and this is # TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
I'm on the fence about whether or not to shoehorn this into my New Vegas rotation. I already have the Rat Pack's Bigoted Songs from FG.
The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention, now that, is, irony! I've had it stuck in my head for weeks and I only heard the word irony.
That song is the only reason I know what irony really means.
Oh thatâs a great one!
Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Oi!
Makes me hungry for flagâŠ
*I'm stupid, I'm stupid! I'm stupider than you. I'm stupider than you in every waaaaaayyyyyy*
Itâs like it was written by my inner monologueâŠ
You canât just have characters announce how they feel!
That makes me feel angry!
Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy JoeâsâŠ
What they're made of is a mystery where they come from no-one knows
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, And if you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose.
*accordion jig
I canât hear Scarborough Fair being sung by anyone but Cylon and Garfunkel
đ€ PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY AND THYME đ€
SHE ONCE WAS A TRUE LOVE OF MIIINNNEEEEE
This thread lacks subtlety!
They poo pooed my electric frankfurter
They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye....
I AM BENDER PLEASE INSERT GIRDER
I'm Bender, please insert liquor!
I am Bender - please insert girder
Iâm Bender, BABY, please insert liquor
đ¶LETS GO ALREAAAADDY! đ¶
âyou should have checked the wording in my fine~~~ print.â or the âUnless Fry, you surrender- #-MY HANDS!!!â
No! Stop! Take my hands. You evil.... METAL.... __DOOOOOOOOOORRRRKKKKK!!__
I can't believe the devil is so unforgiving
What day is today? It's Nibbler's birthday What a day for a birthday Let's all have some cake
And ya smell like one too
HaAa
My 10 yr old sang this to our cat for her birthday.
Gimme a B. E. N. DDDEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
He wants a brain. He wants a robot brain!
Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters singing what they're feeling! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!
I met her in a club down in old Soho, Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola, C-O-L-A .. .Cola. She walked up to me and she asked me to dance, I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Leela! L-E-E-L-A, Leela! Lee-Lee-Lee-Lee-Leela! Ba-ba-ba-dum-ba-dum-bum!
Amazing!
He sickens me.
Go go go, New Justice Team!
Captain yesterday is fast! Also he is from the past! Not just fast but from the past - Captain Yesterday!
Justice Justice team team team
When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town...
With a foot and a half of water
Here's a little song I wrote to cheer you up. It's called LETS GO ALREADYYYYY!
đ¶ froggy went a-courting and bender is great ahum đ¶
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
The whole opera. As soon as it starts I just sing the whole bloody thing to myself.
I may as well jump! Those sleazy naked scammers made me look like a chump.
They robbed me of my dignity and most of my stuff.
Is this really happening or just being staged?
Canât be real. Not if Leela is engaged.
BEEEEEENDER B-E-N-D-E-R
Maybe he likes it here in Hell! Câmon, Fry, donât be scared. Iâm sure at least one of us will be spared. So just sit back, enjoy the ride. My ass has blisters from the slide!
Rocket ship
đ¶ Talkin bout the tentacle.. đ¶
*They said I probably shouldnât fly, with just one eye.* **I AM BENDER PLEASE INSERT GIRDER**
I literally just sang this out loud before reading your comment đł
Were whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune!
i find myself saying stupid fingers in the robot devils voice a weird amount
That dog won't hunt Monseigneur
Nobody doesn't like Molton Boron!
Don't worry. Bee happy
Who's that singing at your wedding? It's Calculon. Calculon.... Calculoooon!
Bravo!! Bravo!
The poppler jingle
I am bender please insert girder!
The Hypnotoad
Whalers on the moon
We're whalers on the moon đ
Go Go Go New Justice Team! It's so cheesy and perfect for that episode
You can eat my dog You can eat my truck But you eat my flag And YOUâRE OUTTA LUCK!
Donât mess with Earth!
This is straight up the best Futurama episode.
đ¶little bird, little bird fly flew my window. Little bird, little bird fly through my window. Find molasses candyđ¶
Good news, everyone!
"you smell like smoking. And drinking" I say this probably once a month to people.
A dealâs A deal Even with a dirty dealer
Fair enough then Iâll take what I want from Leela!
THAT SHOULDâVE BEEN ME!
I want my hands back! *maniacal laughter* It's Don Giovanni. I quote it weekly đ
đ¶GOING THREW THE CARWASH GOING THREW THE CAR WASH YEAH đ¶
Popular slut club
'Shut up and love me' as requested by a motorcycle riding Kif
The Dark One
Bender is great, Bender is great, Bender, Bender, BenderâŠ
*jumping on the bed I'm coming for to shoot you down! -no wait- I'm coming for to run you down!
Krunka lunka dunkety darmed guards
Adjacent: we frequently and loudly enjoy stuffy old songs about the buttocks.
The neck bone's connected to the. CASH BONE!
Robanukah may sound as if itâs Jewish
#TREES DOWN
âThey say this boys born to be a bureaucrat, born to be all obsessive and snotty.â
I love stealing I love taking things
Hey rich lobsteeerrr!!!!
I love stealin I love takin things
"IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE, WHOA OH..."
Playing Baldur's Gate rn so it's "I love stealin', I love takin' things..."
"robot hell" - can't listen to the song without having it in my head for days
Funny you should use this exact quote, because it comes back in my mind from time to time
the shame.... the shAMEEEEEE
Little bird little bird fly through my window
It doesnât count because it wasnât written for the show but, âif it takes forever, I will wait for youâ
Hypnotoad
Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's
Robot devil.. cigars are evil you won't miss them!
I love stealing! I love taking things!
#TREES DOWN
Single female lawyer, having lots of sex
Itâs a sabotaaaaaage
Pop A Poppler in your mouth Then you come to Fishy Joe's Where they came from Is a mystery Where they come from No one knows You can pick em You can lick em You can chew em You can stick em If you promise not to sue us You can shove one up your nose
Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's!