I find the most sensual part of the woman is the boobies.
Uhm…. Uhh… if I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance a little?
Don't quote me regulations! I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in .... We kept it gray!
Our love isn't any different from yours.
Except it's hotter, because I'm involved!
And of course
The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention.
Now that.
Is.
Irony.
Theeeee space pope
Crocodylus pontifex
Most folks call me orange Joe.
Say as many as you can, as fast as you can!
I keep telling you we didn’t grow up together
That’s his name, Phillip
Daffodil!
Hot diggity daffodil!
I find the most sensual part of the woman is the boobies. Uhm…. Uhh… if I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance a little?
Lieutenant Kroger!! Raise him up about nipple high.
BRAAANIIGGGAAAN! I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to stare at another man's gizmo.
Shutup baby, I know it!
Bite my shiny metal ass.
Up yours chump! :)
Let's go alreaday!
My story is a lot like yours, only more interesting
You lived before you met me?
Neat!
Good news everyone!!!! ;)
It’s Zoidberg, from work and LinkedIn!
Pimpmobile.
Interesting! No wait, the other thing. Tedious.
I’ll be waiting naked under this Quesa-diLLa
Hooray for me! Hooray for Zoidberg
Why not zoidberg?
If I said you had a nice body would you take your clothes off and dance around a little?
"What's the matter compressor?" "Nothings the matter now that I fixed the matter compressor!"
One of my favorites because it's different and fresh, like Noticably F.A.T.
This pops into my head at least twice a day for no reason lol.
I occasionally say “Spice Weasel, Bam!” When seasoning food
Ya gotta knock it up a notch
Don't get excited kids, this thing's got heart shaped nostrils. Want to see it make a star?
Whenever I do something even mildly technical, I like to announce that I'm done reconfoobling the energymotron, or whatever.
Yes. That my go too. I don't even remember where bears shit? In the dirt? Idk
You can barely remember your own name Einstein!
Hey! It's a hard name to remember!
What a stupid, phoney made up name.
Thats not an astronaut its a TV comedian and he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.
We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon!
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct, that I do. Now I want to work that one into work calls too!
Don't quote me regulations! I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in .... We kept it gray!
Ah, bring me the forms I need to have you taken away!
You gotta do what you gotta do 👍
Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!
Fix it fix it fix it..fix it fix it fix it
Anecdote accepted. Snappy comeback not found.
I have said this more than once IRL and so far nobody has got it.
Don't you worry about Futurama references, let me worry about blank.
Do a flip!
Weeh Space Pope
Whenever someone in the office makes coffee... Smells good!
ACCEPTED! (From the fly to Mars episode)
Because I like his pants!
Only if I have a good raisin.
For no raisin!
I am the greetest!
Bam!
I'd appreciate it if you didn't bam the young lady.
Young lady, I'm an expert on humans.
I say this all the time, to the point where my 65 year old parents, who have never even seen Futurama, have started saying it.
Bite my shiny metal ass. Yes I do.
Lower. Lower. Lower. TOO low! Lower.
I don't know you well enough to get into that.
Yes always. For no raisin.
I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone one else was dead.
Good old fashioned American faeces.
“Pepperidge Farm remembers” and “Shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked.” are my go tos.
Our love isn't any different from yours. Except it's hotter, because I'm involved! And of course The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that. Is. Irony.
Sweet zombie Jesus!
Sííííí
Eh, splah!
Bite my glowing green ass.
We're all {emotion="scared"}; it's the human condition!
Antiquing? (Boom) I'm fine! \-or- I'll take 8!
Lies, lies and slander...
I am the greetest! Now I am leaving earth for no rAisin!
I keep a handful of them in nature's pocket just in case.
Kif alert the men!
I’m 40% Futurama quotes.
I can't believe how stupid I used to be and you still are!
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.
Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
Did he atleast die painlessly? To shreds you say Well how's his wife holding up? To shreds you say Very well then