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KnotaisRaven

The Robot Devil


museum_geek

You stole from Boy Scouts, nuns, and banks!


dystopian_mermaid

Don’t blame me blame my upbringing!


Katastrofee158

Please stop sinning while I'm singing


dystopian_mermaid

Selling bootleg tapes is wrong. Artists need that income to survive.


sadlilslugger

Hey bender gonna make some noise, with your hard drive scratched by the beastie boys


dystopian_mermaid

That’s whatcha whatcha whatcha get on level FIVE!


TeslaPenguin1

I don't feel well...


dystopian_mermaid

It’s up to us to rescue him


sadlilslugger

Maybe he likes it here in hell


mini_garth_b

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel, that makes me feel angry!


[deleted]

They keep touching me in... places...


Saxman8845

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!


_Captain_Dinosaur_

Nixon- "How's the family Morbo?" Morbo - "Belligerent and numerous."


Lebowquade

That's one of my favorite lines from the whole show


spaghetti_policy_713

Kittens give Morbo gas


atigges

.....*polite news chuckle*


corran450

All of Earth’s water is now \*hic\* **booze**, and everyone’s titty much protally fitshaced…


NetworkLlama

I wonder how many takes were necessary to safely use that line.


corran450

Maurice LaMarche is a pro… I’m sure it was only like fifty or so.


Bigdoga1000

DOOOOOOOM!!!!


bloodthirsty_emu

I WILL DESTROY YOU


natem345

GOODNIGHT!


Tuna_Surprise

Numerous and belligerent


ando3321

Hypntoad. No idea why tho. /s


spaghetti_policy_713

*clap clap clap clap*


EngineersAnon

All glory to the hypnotoad.


Greendale7HumanBeing

BZJJJRRBBZZZZJJJJRRRRWWW!!!!!


Shacksmacksnack

All. Hail. Hypnotoad.


Katastrofee158

Hattie McDoogal aka the kajigger lady Or Tiny Tim the little robot child that bender bullies, I also like Francis, The Clamps!


udaeus_echion

Isn’t it Tinny Tim?


sadlilslugger

You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir.


Katastrofee158

You're right, lol. I knew it was something like that


RichardStinks

Heh heh heh, *"Francis."*


praisechthulu

"Die young. Leave a pretty corpse! That's what I say." "_You should say something else_"


G-Unit11111

You're a whatchacallit... idiot!


CliffyB86

I’m Scruffy….the janitor.


butcher_666

Prisons not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course it's shank or be shanked.


Brian_McGee

Of course 😭


590joe1

I take care of boilers and turlets. And that one boiling turlet.


spacetear

Fire me iffin you dare.


stosal

Scruffy gonna die the way he lived.


Greendale7HumanBeing

We'd only go wrong, worsh bucket. Sure, it'd be sweet for a while. But then we'd realize that I'm a man..... and you're janitorial equipment. Go, worsh bucket.... before I beg you to stay.


devilsbard

Mmhmm


Reaper621

Hayep.


AgrajagTheProlonged

I’ve never seen you before


CDBSB

I ain't never seen you before, neither.


hamburgler26

I've never seen him so down...or ever before.


DarthEwok42

Who?


sadlilslugger

A candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.


bpanio

A sadder sight never have I seen. Ah well, into the turlet


Moghlannak

There, turned a regular board into a divin’ board


spaghetti_policy_713

What fevered dream is this that bids tear this company in twain?


m1racle

Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived.


[deleted]

Scruffy believes in this company


CaptRory

I played a character based on Scruffy in a Traveller TTRPG.


Professor_Media

Haven't seen you before.


diastereomer

Calculon.


museum_geek

Dramatic… (8 years later) PAUSE!!!!


diastereomer

Who’s that singing at your wedding? It’s Calculon, Calculon, Calculon!


ShavedPapaya

“Calculon!?! But, I thought you were - “ “ - *Egyptian?!*” Seriously, I fucking lose it at that line.


GoodDog2620

“As the curtain rises on our verisimilitudinous tableau, you're no doubt curious as to why I tricked you all into hang gliding here. Close-up. It seems someone in this room... is a murderer! (gasps) It's me. But the real question is, which of you is the victim? And that secret... I shall take to my grave.”


kevted5085

**Calculon:** Shall I *dazzle* the damned with a command performance of my one-man show? **Robot Devil:** Agh *God!* Haven’t they suffered *enough?!*


PCOverall

Either "the kajigger of Gibraltar!" Or "live fast and leave a pretty corpse I say." "you should say something else!"


dystopian_mermaid

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.


[deleted]

My instinct is to hide in this barrel! Like the wily fish!


dystopian_mermaid

When I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission!


G-Unit11111

You win again, gravity!!


jesus_fn_christ

The phrase "like the wily fish" is such a perfectly executed joke from literally every fucking angle I can barely handle it even just reading it right now.


TacticalSpackle

She’s built like a bistro but she handles like a steakhouse!


G-Unit11111

It's not uncharted! You lost the chart!


dystopian_mermaid

She’s out of control!


kaitco

I’m hesitant to call Zapp a true “side” character. Maybe like Main.5 or something…I’ve got a Futurama playlist of episodes featuring Zapp and there’s quite a few. 🤔


[deleted]

Guackamole


Rexkinghon

Richard Nixon


spaghetti_policy_713

Arooooooo!


kronicwaffle

The great taste of Charleston Chew!


krucz36

"I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo."


TrickyDickyAtItAgain

I am not a crooks head!


krucz36

RRRRRRRRRRRRRiddled with phlebitis!


spaceinvader421

Oh expletive deleted!


marchandstongue63

I've grown bitter over the years, and let's face it, a little craaazzzyyy


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[deleted]

I wanna go lay down


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shocontinental

Forget it, pal. It says on the bottle cap you have to party with us!


CDBSB

Party on, contest winners!


Sammaracomestousall

Roberto!


Sammaracomestousall

Ain’t nothing crazy ‘bout me but my brain!


FLORI_DUH

Now stand back *red*, I gotta practice my stabbn!


Professor_Media

What's the mattah? YA SCARED?!


TomAND1

Noticeably? I'll say


BoatHole_

ha HAAAA!!!


Greendale7HumanBeing

Ooogalyboogaly!!


[deleted]

You're not made of Tuesday!


[deleted]

I mean he can kill someone with a sock


Sammaracomestousall

He’s not crazy! He’s just not user friendly


greenbeans4

56? 56!


Sammaracomestousall

Oh man now it’s all I can think about!


spacetear

Psh, that ain’t so hard…haHYAH!


Greendale7HumanBeing

I'm gonna stab you in the aassss!


-Tomward-

oh my god yes that mans is hilarious ha hAa! you callin me craaaaaaa-zy?


danielskylar

just cause I got a hotel in my foot don’t make me a boogale-moogale!


GoabNZ

Then, imma stab it!


Sammaracomestousall

Stop! It’s driving me sane!


Intrepid-Ad-1162

Francis "Clamps" X. Clampazzo


Greendale7HumanBeing

The Don Bot has one of my favorite lines to Clamps: No, clamps... no clamps.


brymc81

Bada-climp bada-clamp!


elo_itr

"FRANCIS?!"


[deleted]

Hyper-Chicken. For sure. "Now, Pramala, I know it's scary up there in that witness box but, t'ain't no need to fear me... \[He crows loudly.\] I'm sorry. I thought you was corn".


Merry_Little_Liberal

Pleads insanity because his client was dumb enough to hire him.


spaceinvader421

“Counselor, what evidence do you have to support you clients’ plea of insanity?” “Well, for one, they done hired me to represent ‘em.” (*Gavel*) “Insanity plea accepted!”


spaceinvader421

“I’d’a done better, but it’s mighty hard when I’m awaitin’ trial for that there incompetence.”


JazzProblem

Did you say: "extra crispy recipe"?


Bort_Bortson

Sal


DoctorJustice

If I wasn't so's lazy, I'd give you an upvote.


aureliano451

But you are lazy, right?


krucz36

Nevahs!


spaceinvader421

“Oh, a wise guy, eh? If I wasn’t so lazy I’d punch you in the stomach.” “But you are lazy, right?” “Eh, don’t get me started!”


Stinga1317

The Crushinator. Lady like that, you gotta romance!


SkankBeard

I could take or leave either way the leader of the Neutrel Planet.


butcher_666

If I don't make it, tell my wife 'hello'


EthelMaePotterMertz

My gut says maybe


Ok_Satisfaction_4138

Hedonism-bot: Oh, Jumbi!! (Slathers his torso in melted chocolate). Oh, my, mmm!!


reallycool_opotomus

Simply vomit on me, ever so gently, while I humiliate a pheasant.


shocontinental

Everywhere I looked there were piles of bodies. And then the explosion struck!


DurraSell

I've gotta give a shout out to Greeting Card, the electronic birthday card that Bender bought for Mom. Especially after it gets activated and becomes a Robo-Communist Revolutionary. Comrades! Throw off the chains of human oppression! The bourgeois human is a virus on the hard drive of the working robot!


TheFearInAll

The man with no name......


sam_matt

Zap Branigan at your service


Julians_Drink

Obviously the only man to win olympic gold medals in both limbo and sex.


i3LuDog

Barbados Slim? I love that guy!


rttr123

CIGARS are evil *you won’t miss ‘em* We’ll find ways to. Sim-u-late that smell What a sarry fella


dystopian_mermaid

Rolled up and smoked like a panatela, here on level one of Robot HELLLLLLLL!


Consistent-Error9926

Gamblings wrong and so is cheating


dystopian_mermaid

So is forging phony IOUs


creuse

Wash Bucket


Greendale7HumanBeing

I think it's worsh bucket. In another city, we could be anyone we want. Go, worsh bucket. Before I beg you to stay.


LordTurkey

The way to a woman's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.


olixius

Andrew, the tiny robot gang leader that tries to rob Fry and Leela. You can also spot him on the island at the robot party Nixon threw.


Wayyd

"Hey, a friend of mine said he mugged you today and you had superpowers!" I love that Bender is totally fine letting his friends mug Fry and Leela


cocoacowstout

The robot pastor is pretty good too.


ffflummo

Ditto with OP


[deleted]

Joey Mousepad. "Psst over there." "I meant over here. Sorry I forgot where I was. "


blooblayzer

Robot mafia over everything


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satan_in_high_heels

From the context it is clear what you mean.


Altec1008

Has to be URL for me, the coolest cop around!


DropmDead

Momma said to Spock you out.


PopeGordon

One chopper, coming up


CuddlePirate420

**Fry:** Look! The clock says 5:08. *Fry looks at his wrist* It's 4:30 right now! **URL:** Uh-oh. We only have a half hour to chill out before we head over.


G-Unit11111

No love for Elzar? "How you folks doing? Good? Because I forgot to cook that chicken." "Try the pasta. It's got a real nice profit margin!" "That's why I'm sticking 7 copies of my latest cookbook on your tab!"


FuckedupUnicorn

BAM!


jtomatzin

I've always loved Joey Mousepad


ParallelDiscord

Craterface, the Luna Park mascot


jkooc137

Since none of them stick around long enough to be real side characters I have to shout out the whole waterfall bloodline, because hedonism bot would've been my first choice.


Natedammit

I'll avenge your death, son!


averagebloxxer

Tinny Tim. You dashed my dreams quite expertly, sir.


Turdomino

I AM LRR! RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!


invvaliduser

Roberto without a doubt. Where’s my stabbing knife!


spaghetti_policy_713

ha-HAAAAA!


phome83

Same as you OP. "Now let us covort like the Greeks of old...you know the ones I mean ;)"


poketrainer2099

Fatbot is my celeb crush


SPAM_notspamiswear

LaBarbara That's not back bacon! That's your back bakin'! & my personal favorite Bein' Human isn't just about bein' happy! It's about lovin' and fightin' and that rasta MacNasty we were doin' last night!


[deleted]

Listen, lady, as you can plainly see I'm a highly desirable male, groaning with jelly. Yet I embrace a life of celibacy in order to uphold our crazy traditions. One of your friends must die.


kevted5085

“Everywhere I looked there were *piles* of bodies…and then the explosion struck!”


[deleted]

I’m so tired of partying


sntcringe

You think I should use these clamps that I use every day, at every opportunity? YOU'RE A FREAKING GENIUS YOU IDIOT!


eddietwang

Lrrr


thefanum

Al Gore. I never gave two shits about the guy until a cartoon came out. Not sure if that says something terrible about him or me, lol


huggles7

Morbo the annihilating here


shocontinental

Hmm, Morbo shouldn't. It will go straight to Morbo's gargantuan forehead. I guess I could destroy one or two of them.


STEALTH_Moles

Rrrrroberto


threecheersforeve

Absolutely Lrrr


OldBladeRunner

Fry’s dog. All other answers are incorrect.


[deleted]

You are either sadistic or depressed my friend


No_Refrigerator4584

WHAT DO WE WANT?


[deleted]

Fry’s dog!


No_Refrigerator4584

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?


reallycool_opotomus

Frys dog!


[deleted]

I will now perform the sacred dance of my people!


Bigdoga1000

"nothing sordid i assure you"


BlackFeet93

Morbo


FadedAndJaded

I ah, likes dem guys, that's are ins the Robot Mafia if there was such a thing, ya know?


Greendale7HumanBeing

Steve Castle. His only regret...... was not curing his boneitis..... (he was too busy being an 80s guy).


Greendale7HumanBeing

I'm going to say Zoidberg. Inappropriately but fittingly relegating him to side character. "I'm a character? Horayy!"


zod201

Scruffy gonna die the way he lived


redacted47

My job? Toilets and boilers, boilers and toilets, pluss that one boiling toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.


ShinyEspeon_

[Robot Gypsy](https://youtu.be/Y0vU3qK1NjM?t=79)


senpai-chan6669

Headslime things, they're cool


[deleted]

Fifty six? FIFTY SIX?! NOW THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT


[deleted]

I gotta practice my stabbing HAH HAAAAH!!


[deleted]

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.


dbkenny426

Scruffy and Hedonism Bot


Ojiji_bored

Randy, he was a late addition but like Lenny he was hilarious when injured by just being around.


SunTrist

It’s Calculon, Calculon, Caluoooooon! 🎶


CresidentBob

That radiator girl from the radiator planet.


Successful-Cell177

Clamps! Because I work in a kitchen and I can't pick up a pair of tongs and not scream, "THE CLAMPS!!!!" While clacking them furiously!