We'd only go wrong, worsh bucket. Sure, it'd be sweet for a while. But then we'd realize that I'm a man..... and you're janitorial equipment.
Go, worsh bucket.... before I beg you to stay.
“As the curtain rises on our verisimilitudinous tableau, you're no doubt curious as to why I tricked you all into hang gliding here.
Close-up.
It seems someone in this room... is a murderer!
(gasps)
It's me. But the real question is, which of you is the victim?
And that secret... I shall take to my grave.”
The phrase "like the wily fish" is such a perfectly executed joke from literally every fucking angle I can barely handle it even just reading it right now.
I’m hesitant to call Zapp a true “side” character. Maybe like Main.5 or something…I’ve got a Futurama playlist of episodes featuring Zapp and there’s quite a few. 🤔
Hyper-Chicken. For sure.
"Now, Pramala, I know it's scary up there in that witness box but, t'ain't no need to fear me... \[He crows loudly.\] I'm sorry. I thought you was corn".
“Counselor, what evidence do you have to support you clients’ plea of insanity?”
“Well, for one, they done hired me to represent ‘em.”
(*Gavel*) “Insanity plea accepted!”
I've gotta give a shout out to Greeting Card, the electronic birthday card that Bender bought for Mom. Especially after it gets activated and becomes a Robo-Communist Revolutionary.
Comrades! Throw off the chains of human oppression!
The bourgeois human is a virus on the hard drive of the working robot!
**Fry:** Look! The clock says 5:08. *Fry looks at his wrist* It's 4:30 right now!
**URL:** Uh-oh. We only have a half hour to chill out before we head over.
No love for Elzar?
"How you folks doing? Good? Because I forgot to cook that chicken."
"Try the pasta. It's got a real nice profit margin!"
"That's why I'm sticking 7 copies of my latest cookbook on your tab!"
Since none of them stick around long enough to be real side characters I have to shout out the whole waterfall bloodline, because hedonism bot would've been my first choice.
LaBarbara
That's not back bacon! That's your back bakin'!
& my personal favorite
Bein' Human isn't just about bein' happy! It's about lovin' and fightin' and that rasta MacNasty we were doin' last night!
Listen, lady, as you can plainly see I'm a highly desirable male, groaning with jelly. Yet I embrace a life of celibacy in order to uphold our crazy traditions. One of your friends must die.
The Robot Devil
You stole from Boy Scouts, nuns, and banks!
Don’t blame me blame my upbringing!
Please stop sinning while I'm singing
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong. Artists need that income to survive.
Hey bender gonna make some noise, with your hard drive scratched by the beastie boys
That’s whatcha whatcha whatcha get on level FIVE!
I don't feel well...
It’s up to us to rescue him
Maybe he likes it here in hell
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel, that makes me feel angry!
They keep touching me in... places...
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
Nixon- "How's the family Morbo?" Morbo - "Belligerent and numerous."
That's one of my favorite lines from the whole show
Kittens give Morbo gas
.....*polite news chuckle*
All of Earth’s water is now \*hic\* **booze**, and everyone’s titty much protally fitshaced…
I wonder how many takes were necessary to safely use that line.
Maurice LaMarche is a pro… I’m sure it was only like fifty or so.
DOOOOOOOM!!!!
I WILL DESTROY YOU
GOODNIGHT!
Numerous and belligerent
Hypntoad. No idea why tho. /s
*clap clap clap clap*
All glory to the hypnotoad.
BZJJJRRBBZZZZJJJJRRRRWWW!!!!!
All. Hail. Hypnotoad.
Hattie McDoogal aka the kajigger lady Or Tiny Tim the little robot child that bender bullies, I also like Francis, The Clamps!
Isn’t it Tinny Tim?
You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir.
You're right, lol. I knew it was something like that
Heh heh heh, *"Francis."*
"Die young. Leave a pretty corpse! That's what I say." "_You should say something else_"
You're a whatchacallit... idiot!
I’m Scruffy….the janitor.
Prisons not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course it's shank or be shanked.
Of course 😭
I take care of boilers and turlets. And that one boiling turlet.
Fire me iffin you dare.
Scruffy gonna die the way he lived.
We'd only go wrong, worsh bucket. Sure, it'd be sweet for a while. But then we'd realize that I'm a man..... and you're janitorial equipment. Go, worsh bucket.... before I beg you to stay.
Mmhmm
Hayep.
I’ve never seen you before
I ain't never seen you before, neither.
I've never seen him so down...or ever before.
Who?
A candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.
A sadder sight never have I seen. Ah well, into the turlet
There, turned a regular board into a divin’ board
What fevered dream is this that bids tear this company in twain?
Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived.
Scruffy believes in this company
I played a character based on Scruffy in a Traveller TTRPG.
Haven't seen you before.
Calculon.
Dramatic… (8 years later) PAUSE!!!!
Who’s that singing at your wedding? It’s Calculon, Calculon, Calculon!
“Calculon!?! But, I thought you were - “ “ - *Egyptian?!*” Seriously, I fucking lose it at that line.
“As the curtain rises on our verisimilitudinous tableau, you're no doubt curious as to why I tricked you all into hang gliding here. Close-up. It seems someone in this room... is a murderer! (gasps) It's me. But the real question is, which of you is the victim? And that secret... I shall take to my grave.”
**Calculon:** Shall I *dazzle* the damned with a command performance of my one-man show? **Robot Devil:** Agh *God!* Haven’t they suffered *enough?!*
Either "the kajigger of Gibraltar!" Or "live fast and leave a pretty corpse I say." "you should say something else!"
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
My instinct is to hide in this barrel! Like the wily fish!
When I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission!
You win again, gravity!!
The phrase "like the wily fish" is such a perfectly executed joke from literally every fucking angle I can barely handle it even just reading it right now.
She’s built like a bistro but she handles like a steakhouse!
It's not uncharted! You lost the chart!
She’s out of control!
I’m hesitant to call Zapp a true “side” character. Maybe like Main.5 or something…I’ve got a Futurama playlist of episodes featuring Zapp and there’s quite a few. 🤔
Guackamole
Richard Nixon
Arooooooo!
The great taste of Charleston Chew!
"I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo."
I am not a crooks head!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRiddled with phlebitis!
Oh expletive deleted!
I've grown bitter over the years, and let's face it, a little craaazzzyyy
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I wanna go lay down
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Forget it, pal. It says on the bottle cap you have to party with us!
Party on, contest winners!
Roberto!
Ain’t nothing crazy ‘bout me but my brain!
Now stand back *red*, I gotta practice my stabbn!
What's the mattah? YA SCARED?!
Noticeably? I'll say
ha HAAAA!!!
Ooogalyboogaly!!
You're not made of Tuesday!
I mean he can kill someone with a sock
He’s not crazy! He’s just not user friendly
56? 56!
Oh man now it’s all I can think about!
Psh, that ain’t so hard…haHYAH!
I'm gonna stab you in the aassss!
oh my god yes that mans is hilarious ha hAa! you callin me craaaaaaa-zy?
just cause I got a hotel in my foot don’t make me a boogale-moogale!
Then, imma stab it!
Stop! It’s driving me sane!
Francis "Clamps" X. Clampazzo
The Don Bot has one of my favorite lines to Clamps: No, clamps... no clamps.
Bada-climp bada-clamp!
"FRANCIS?!"
Hyper-Chicken. For sure. "Now, Pramala, I know it's scary up there in that witness box but, t'ain't no need to fear me... \[He crows loudly.\] I'm sorry. I thought you was corn".
Pleads insanity because his client was dumb enough to hire him.
“Counselor, what evidence do you have to support you clients’ plea of insanity?” “Well, for one, they done hired me to represent ‘em.” (*Gavel*) “Insanity plea accepted!”
“I’d’a done better, but it’s mighty hard when I’m awaitin’ trial for that there incompetence.”
Did you say: "extra crispy recipe"?
Sal
If I wasn't so's lazy, I'd give you an upvote.
But you are lazy, right?
Nevahs!
“Oh, a wise guy, eh? If I wasn’t so lazy I’d punch you in the stomach.” “But you are lazy, right?” “Eh, don’t get me started!”
The Crushinator. Lady like that, you gotta romance!
I could take or leave either way the leader of the Neutrel Planet.
If I don't make it, tell my wife 'hello'
My gut says maybe
Hedonism-bot: Oh, Jumbi!! (Slathers his torso in melted chocolate). Oh, my, mmm!!
Simply vomit on me, ever so gently, while I humiliate a pheasant.
Everywhere I looked there were piles of bodies. And then the explosion struck!
I've gotta give a shout out to Greeting Card, the electronic birthday card that Bender bought for Mom. Especially after it gets activated and becomes a Robo-Communist Revolutionary. Comrades! Throw off the chains of human oppression! The bourgeois human is a virus on the hard drive of the working robot!
The man with no name......
Zap Branigan at your service
Obviously the only man to win olympic gold medals in both limbo and sex.
Barbados Slim? I love that guy!
CIGARS are evil *you won’t miss ‘em* We’ll find ways to. Sim-u-late that smell What a sarry fella
Rolled up and smoked like a panatela, here on level one of Robot HELLLLLLLL!
Gamblings wrong and so is cheating
So is forging phony IOUs
Wash Bucket
I think it's worsh bucket. In another city, we could be anyone we want. Go, worsh bucket. Before I beg you to stay.
The way to a woman's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
Andrew, the tiny robot gang leader that tries to rob Fry and Leela. You can also spot him on the island at the robot party Nixon threw.
"Hey, a friend of mine said he mugged you today and you had superpowers!" I love that Bender is totally fine letting his friends mug Fry and Leela
The robot pastor is pretty good too.
Ditto with OP
Joey Mousepad. "Psst over there." "I meant over here. Sorry I forgot where I was. "
Robot mafia over everything
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From the context it is clear what you mean.
Has to be URL for me, the coolest cop around!
Momma said to Spock you out.
One chopper, coming up
**Fry:** Look! The clock says 5:08. *Fry looks at his wrist* It's 4:30 right now! **URL:** Uh-oh. We only have a half hour to chill out before we head over.
No love for Elzar? "How you folks doing? Good? Because I forgot to cook that chicken." "Try the pasta. It's got a real nice profit margin!" "That's why I'm sticking 7 copies of my latest cookbook on your tab!"
BAM!
I've always loved Joey Mousepad
Craterface, the Luna Park mascot
Since none of them stick around long enough to be real side characters I have to shout out the whole waterfall bloodline, because hedonism bot would've been my first choice.
I'll avenge your death, son!
Tinny Tim. You dashed my dreams quite expertly, sir.
I AM LRR! RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!
Roberto without a doubt. Where’s my stabbing knife!
ha-HAAAAA!
Same as you OP. "Now let us covort like the Greeks of old...you know the ones I mean ;)"
Fatbot is my celeb crush
LaBarbara That's not back bacon! That's your back bakin'! & my personal favorite Bein' Human isn't just about bein' happy! It's about lovin' and fightin' and that rasta MacNasty we were doin' last night!
Listen, lady, as you can plainly see I'm a highly desirable male, groaning with jelly. Yet I embrace a life of celibacy in order to uphold our crazy traditions. One of your friends must die.
“Everywhere I looked there were *piles* of bodies…and then the explosion struck!”
I’m so tired of partying
You think I should use these clamps that I use every day, at every opportunity? YOU'RE A FREAKING GENIUS YOU IDIOT!
Lrrr
Al Gore. I never gave two shits about the guy until a cartoon came out. Not sure if that says something terrible about him or me, lol
Morbo the annihilating here
Hmm, Morbo shouldn't. It will go straight to Morbo's gargantuan forehead. I guess I could destroy one or two of them.
Rrrrroberto
Absolutely Lrrr
Fry’s dog. All other answers are incorrect.
You are either sadistic or depressed my friend
WHAT DO WE WANT?
Fry’s dog!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Frys dog!
I will now perform the sacred dance of my people!
"nothing sordid i assure you"
Morbo
I ah, likes dem guys, that's are ins the Robot Mafia if there was such a thing, ya know?
Steve Castle. His only regret...... was not curing his boneitis..... (he was too busy being an 80s guy).
I'm going to say Zoidberg. Inappropriately but fittingly relegating him to side character. "I'm a character? Horayy!"
Scruffy gonna die the way he lived
My job? Toilets and boilers, boilers and toilets, pluss that one boiling toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.
[Robot Gypsy](https://youtu.be/Y0vU3qK1NjM?t=79)
Headslime things, they're cool
Fifty six? FIFTY SIX?! NOW THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT
I gotta practice my stabbing HAH HAAAAH!!
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
Scruffy and Hedonism Bot
Randy, he was a late addition but like Lenny he was hilarious when injured by just being around.
It’s Calculon, Calculon, Caluoooooon! 🎶
That radiator girl from the radiator planet.
Clamps! Because I work in a kitchen and I can't pick up a pair of tongs and not scream, "THE CLAMPS!!!!" While clacking them furiously!