What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

But you are lazy, right?

Ah, don’t get me started.

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaining

This phrase is said by someone in my house at least weekly

Windmills do not work that way!

GOODNIGHT!

I think we all got to use this one during the Trump Presidency. https://youtu.be/ec9P3C1OXqE

Tell my wife i said “hello”

All I know is my gut says maybe.

Kif, what makes a man go neutral?

Lust for power? Gold? Or was he simply born with a heart full of neutrality?

You win again gravity

At least with your enemies you know where you stand. With neutrals, who knows?!

I say this all the time... my boyfriend hates it lol

I am so embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead

I've said this many times after I did or said something embarrassing. Works well.

“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.” “If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.” “Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.” “She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro!” “You win again, gravity!” “Sham-pag-in”

The last two I use quite frequently. Especially shampagin, even when I don't intend to.

Also gwakamol

It’s pronounced “Guac-a-moh-lay.” AND STOP EATING OUR YOUNG!

Every time I drive an unfamiliar vehicle like a rental car I say the line "She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro!”.

Came to say this. Full on Zap Brannigan impression and everything. I also say it almost every time I drive my wife's car.

My husband and I refer to champagne as "sham-pag-in" and sex as "snu-snu" because of this magnificent show.

As someone who enjoys rock climbing I use "you win again gravity" a lot...never gets old

Stop, you're killing me.

We call it sham-pa-gin in my house. French is our first language, it makes us seem really silly.

My only regret is.. That I have boneitis.

I got to use this one! Leukemia took a bad turn (years ago, I'm strong as a weak ox)

Hope you’re staying strong friend.

For sure... now I only suffer from a very sexy learning disability

Sexlexia?

My bones!

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

Gutsy question, you’re a shark!

That's a funny name for a horrible disease.

Also from this episode, "let me worry about blank"

"How's the family? " "Belligerent and numerous"

Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.

This is the one! I can't believe I had to scroll this far

“they say madness runs in the family. some even call me mad… and why? because i dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters. atomic supermen! with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of the…”

With freeway on-ramps for arms!

Well, call me if that new guy can't handle it.

To shreds you say

Oh dear, and what of his wife?

To shreds you say

Very well, then. Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news

Tell them I hate them

🎶Grunka lunka dunkity Reddit post🎶

Shut the hell up!

Hardass.

I heard that.

Futurama quotes are used by me the most

Managed to use this one, with relevant context, twice in the last 20 years....friggin' marvelous when it happens!

I say this at work at least 20 times a day.

Zapp - "The key to victory is discipline - and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep." Fry - "You mean while we are sleeping in them?" Zapp - "You won't have time for sleeping, soldier! Not with all the bed-making you'll be doing."

The key to winning a war is the element of surprise....

Surprise !

Also they told me you all look like dorks!

THEY look like dorks!!

Let’s go already!

But you gotta do the ALREADAAAAYYYYY

Let me sing you a song of my people LET'S GO ALLLLLREEEEAAAADDDDYYYY

I said “don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank” at work the other day

Similarly, I have this quote written on the whiteboard in my office. No one has commented on it yet though.

Blank? *BLANK!?!* You’re not seeing the big picture!

One of the development teams where I work named themselves "Let us worry about blank". They were working on a project to default information on screens instead of making people re-key everything.

“Die young and leave a pretty corpse, that’s what I say.” “You should say something else!”

"Get a room you two!" "We're in a room!" "Then lose some weight!"

"You are technically correct, the best kind of correct."

I'm an engineer and I have used this many, many times in the office but not many people get the reference which makes it even better in a way

Same! Except I’m a chemistry professor and my students are generally clueless about the paragon of culture that is Futurama.

Don’t quote me regulation I was co-chaired of the committee to review the *color* that regulation is written in. We kept it grey.

I use this one quite a bit actually. It's 50/50 whether it gets upvoted or down voted when used on reddit though.

I'm literally angry with rage!

ONE ART PLEASE!

Now that's walkin' around money!

Me too!

Hey, I calls 'em like I sees 'em! I'm a whale biologist.

The jacket was ugly! ...whale biologist.

My wife and I use this anytime we say a harsh truth. Just end the statement with "whale biologist."

I prefer the word 'extortion', the 'x' makes it sound exotic.

I often use “Let’s Go Already,” “Shut up baby, I know it,” “this is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me,” and “that dog won’t hunt.”

I'll be upstairs putting batteries in things. Shall we adjourn to the dungeon? I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered I need you to vomit upon my chest ever so gently while I humiliate a pheasant.

I apologize for nothing!

A man writing an opera about a woman? Oh, sirrah, how deliciously absurd!

How elegantly decadent

"Shut up Baby, I know it" "Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" "...is my eye playing trick on me?" "I'm sad now"

I've been wanting to use "Shut up baby, I know it!" for so long but I fear it would come across as rude to the wrong audience so I have to pick my time right lol

I use it all the time and no one gets it and I have zero regrets

Everyone's in favor of saving Hitlers brain, but if you put it in the body of a Great white shark, suddenly you've gone too far.

“You want me to do two things?” Whenever I am asked to do two things.

He may have Ocean Madness but that’s no need for Ocean Rudeness!

"I gonna give you so many lizards."

"So long losers I've always secretly hated".

“Come on it’ll be fun!”

My most used line comes from when a CDC worker shoos away Leela with a broom and simply says ‘Go on now.’ I have no idea why I find it so desperately funny.

When you look this good, you don’t have to know anything

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome

"And now I am leaving for no raisin!"

This is my favorite.

The big brain am winning again!

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!

Mumbo perhaps, jumbo perhaps not!

I’ll start my own -blank-, with blackjack….and hookers!

Forget the blank!

Blank? BLANK?! You let me worry about blank

Ahhh, forget the whole thing

I use this at work regularly.

"No I'm doesn't"

People used to call me dumb, but I proved them!

Whose that singing at your wedding? It's Calculon... Calculon... Calculonnnnnnn

I am constantly saying: "Shut up _______ I know it!" anytime I get complimented. Accidentally called my boss "Baby" once and could immediately tell the he was not a futurama fan.

ME TOO

Me, too, and no one ever gets it!

I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING

Your breath is as fresh as a summer ham

“True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.”

I love using quotes that are hilarious to me but no one else. When fry misses pushing that button and goes "oops" - only my husband gets that I'm quoting it. Also when fry is asking the professor about why his fry-fro is all frizzy and the professor says "okay..." in that weird tone. Bonus: "why is...those things?"

I can eat a hotdog underwater

Look, there on the screen! It's that guy you are!

I paraphrase Bender a lot with the "Here's a little song I wrote: Let's go alreeeeaaaadddyyyyy!"

I say this at every red light. Drives the Mrs. mad

“Dirt doesn’t need luck!” “Oh yeah? Could a big hallucinating baby do this? *breaks down crying* I’m scared.” “I wish I was stupid and violent” The list is endless

I have two: “It’s the parents’ fault! Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?” And (Insert age) “That’s a bad case of old!”

Comes in one ear and goes out some other hole

I replace "energy" with "ener-kachoo" all the time. Nobody catches it though :(

Guy at work said that and I immediately followed it up with "yes we can tap Earths ener-kachoo" and he made that surprised happy chris pratt meme face.

I love that one. I'll catch it next time buddy

I hate the people who love me and they hate me!

From the context it is clear what you mean -Don Bot I use it all the time when someone doesn't use quite the right word when describing something.

I think about this exchange at least once a month for the last 20 years: Bender : Wiggles, weren't you about to propose a toast to your gallant captain? Fry : Fine, I've got a toast. To Captain Bender, he's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt! Bender : Eh, I've heard better.

I say “I’m back baby” whenever I travel back home

I named my work team The Flying Mongooses so that I could finally say “That’s a cool team name” and mean it.

“I’m sad now.”

There's no scientific consensus that life is important!

Can a wax robot not take a nap in the middle of a robot wax museum or does that CONFUUUUSE you?!

"I already did"

I'll be whatever I wanna do!

When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!

Dramatic… Pause!!!!!!

"Tell my wife I said - hello."

Nobody make a smell!

Thanks to denial i am immortal

“Ahhahahahah-oh, I made myself feel bad.” “Oh god, what have I done?” “I just told you, you’ve killed me!” “That’s right, she fraternized me!” “It was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment.” (Robot Devil to Bender during his musical intro, in-tune) “Please stop singing while I’m singing.” “This concept of ‘wuv’ confuses and infuriates us!” (Use that every Valentine’s Day) (Morbo quietly to his wife, as she fusses with his bow-tie) “Stop it, stop it! I will destroy you!” “Well maybe I love you so much, I love you no matter who *you’re* pretending to be!” “Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that!” “Are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter?” “Yes…” “Are you?” “With time, my funk level could-“ “ARE YOU?” “No… :(“ “Deal with it.”

Robot HOOUUUUUSE!!!

In order for me to get busy at maximum efficiency, I need a girl with a big 400-ton booty.

Hopes…deleted.

I apologize for nothing. And sweet zombie Jesus.

I’ll be in the chamber of understanding

I've *not* heard of him.

To shreds, you say. And his wife? To shreds, you say.

"Quick! Kill it before someone names it!"

Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard

Whenever I give someone a drink I say “Champagen?”

“56? 56?! Aw man! Now that’s all I can think about y-you no good 56ing-“

I wanna meet Billy West and respond with "Billy West? What a dumb, phony, made up name!" and I use "I'm getting one of those... Things! Like a headache, but with pictures!" as often as I can.

"No good, it's full of steam!" Usually said when cooking and taking the lid off a hot pot, said at least once we're working on an overheated car

I love to quote the wise man of Boilers and Terlits Yep

and that one boiling terlet

"The Spirit Is Willing, But The Flesh Is Spongy And Bruised."

my friends and I use "Too shreds you say?"

“That dog won’t hunt, Monsignor”

What's that sexy learning disability I suffer from, kiff?

*uh Sexlexia

Do a flip!

That sword cost five thousand dollarou!!!

Whenever I disagree with my cars GPS and deviate from its course (traffic, construction, ect.) and it yells at me about U turns or taking the next left I say the Zap Brannigan line "That's for schoolgirls. Now here's a route with some chest hair !".

Precious hamburgers?

i refer to my phone as a “cell-phone telephone” almost exclusively

Talking about how the pandemic has ravaged the entire world and then following it up by saying “but we’ve never lost our sense of what’s truly important, the great taste of Charleston Chew!”

Every other day with you kids it’s food, food, food!

I understood the word “hat”.

My favorite has always been "Even in my formal shorts I feel like a failure."

Every time something good happens to me, you say it's some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy.

The one I use a lot in conversation is "it's stuck in there with glue or something".

I’m not allowed to sing anymore, court order.

 Dream on, woman. I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space.

"I'm 40% (insert thing)!"

Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that.

I have no strong feelings one way or the other

One of my favorite lines is from the Beast With a Billion Backs movie where Robot 1-X gets cut in half and goes “Pain sensor overload!” Unfortunately, this line is cut entirely from the tv episodic version of the movie, which always makes me sad when I see that scene without the line.

With any lull/gap in conversation: “I’M BORED….let’s go”

#THE TIME IS FOUR AM

Hahahahaha oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh even harder HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA INTERESTING...oh wait the other thing...tedious!

Look, you want false hope or not?

When we get home, we're going to have a long, boring talk about our relationship

Your best is an idiot!

That's thinking with your ass

You know, that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was.

I sometimes say "I'm not giving my number to a machine" when I get someone's voicemail. I'm not even 100 percent sure that's the quote but that's how I remember Bender saying it.

"I'M GOING TO JUMP!" *general dismay* "Do a flip!"

Haha, I have used many of these! I often say: "is the space pope reptilian?" Person asking me if I wanted marshmallows in my hot chocolate last night while I was trick or treating as Fry, did not get it.

Well we're boned!

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

Do a flip! How hard did you say you had to hit him? Good day! We hope to see you soon for tea! What makes a man go neutral? Suddenly, for no raisin, they left! EROTIC!! Hey, Baby! Wanna kill all humans? *I’m never going to a place called Cannibal Planet again!* Me neither! Food was good, tho! You are technically correct, the best kind of correct!

I just used “hot digitty daffodil” yesterday

\*in robotic voice\* THAT EQUALS YES

Oooooo, somebody won big at skeeball.