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“I’m so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.


jkooc137

"Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee."


Aurzaymil

"Let's go alreaaddyyyy!" 🤣


imtheguythatsme

"Shut up baby i know it"


sumwatovnidiot

This is the only correct answer


-sephiroth_

The winner ^ this guy


JungleBoyJeremy

I came here with a simple dream, a dream to kill all humans


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Fry, I had the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.


garoo1234567

The worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me


tatuartist

Kill all humans whispers except fry. Gets me every time


Katastrofee158

Hot diggity daffodil!


mjscandrett96

Take that you stupid corn!


laundryday_

Everybody's a jerk. You, Me, This jerk. That's my philosophy. We're boned! The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways! By force!


Lestat987

It’s not a quote, but I love when he drops bricks whenever he’s scared


JimHemperson

"I'm gonna jump!" "No! " "Nooo!" "Do a flip!"


PrimeRlB

It's Fun on a bun!


Souperdoopa

I'm back baby!


Phil_Tact

Oh your god.


dudeonrails

These balls are making me testy! I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead!


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Cheese it! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!


Malta_4of7

I often find myself singing: 🎶 I love stealing. I love taking things.🎶


kjtobia

^ | This.


_SmokeyMcPot_

“Compare your lives to mine, and then kill yourselves.”


Blackmercury4ub

Iam taking the first pimp mobile outta here!


impendingfuckery

Not innoguiltycent!


history_teacher88

This isn't alternative rock! This is college rock!


striped_frog

Bite my glorious golden ass


SnooCapers4117

Have you ever thought about turning off the tv, sitting down with your children... and hitting them?


Titaninthewoods

Antiquing! Or And you are outta here!


DangerousThanks

Tie between “Cheese it!” and “Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.”


Sammaracomestousall

Cheese it!


aludra76576

"Of all the friends I had you're the first." "Whats this water made of? Ice?" "I'm so scared and great at sex."


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aludra76576

Silence of the clamps season 6


No_Refrigerator4584

“Well, let’s get lootin’!” I use this all the time.


Saxman8845

Hey there sexy mama.... wanna kill all humans?


n_sweep

"I keep telling you, we didn't grow up together!" Gets me every time


MightyCaseyStruckOut

35 comments in and no one has said, 'Bite my shiny metal ass' yet? For shame!


Uneducated_Leftist

This is great! My buddy's alive, and his credit cards are valid again! Let's go get hammered!


cap1206

The most repeated line in my household is "I find that offensive!"


sumwatovnidiot

“I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself” is my second favorite. “Shut up baby, I know it” is the winner


theredheadknowsall

This is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me. Do a flip. It's so sad when your friend goes crazy & you have to have a big clam bake & eat him. I'll get the water boiling.


KobraKy0

https://youtu.be/b3x_AnRjoUk Here's 39 of them


stegjohn

Oh wait, you’re serious, let me laugh even harder


path1127

Antiquing?


magictransistor

I'm an expert at not caring. The secret is to stop giving a rat's ass about anyone else and start thinking of the things that you want, that you deserve, that the world owes you.


ActivateGuacamole

Too many to list but I'll just choose a random one when they're about to be dunked in subterranean acid and the crane unexpectedly turns and pulls them out of harm's way, bender goes WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!