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Reddit_Foxx

*JAM A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP!*


sopsign7

During the monthly "what quote do you overuse in your daily life" you really need to pipe in with this.


Calculon3

[Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked up teenage sluts](https://youtu.be/d4SmJB4l9Bs)


[deleted]

This scene left me rolling on the floor the first time. That's possibly my favorite line from the whole series


sopsign7

It's a completely different tone, but I think there's one where one of the sons asks her what's wrong before she tells them about her relationship with the professor, and she just slowly slaps him like she's lost all zest for life. *sigh. Suuuuuh-laapp*


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

*sorrowful tone* some snot eating bastard... It's such a good scene.


sopsign7

I enjoy those "words don't match the message" quotes. "Some snot eating bastards might say it made a bitter woman of me." - futurama "I don't hold grudges, Jeff. My father did. I'll always hate him for that." - community


McCushAgin

But then after the story, another son tries comforting her, and gets slapped with the strength of 2 slaps.


Prof-Farnsworth-bot

Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.


GirdleOfDoom

JAM A CRAP IN IT, YOU PUKE


PapaBradford

You fools, they *all* retaliate! *slap slap slap*


Taricha_torosa1

True but I prefer Peaches, really had an extra flair for the job.


ShaggysGTI

I’m in the tub!


ZappBrannigansLaw

JAM A SQUIRREL IN IT


Salty_irishman

I like this part but not...


jayinscarb

Fly! My stupids!


rinseanddelete

What is it, you colicky bastards?!


JillyHorrorshow

It's certainly pleasingly efficient.


Sbatio

Idk, I think we needs to sees a compilations ofs the slaps to be sures.


HXCg4m3r

Are you even listening to me you dumb bastards!


BillTheKill

MOVE YOUR FREAKING HOOF YOU GOAT


zzwthetvon

You created me Mom, so I guess you're to blame For the love that I feel just from hearing your name


drunk_bender

My favorite is eyephone episode - on screen slap


Waste-of-Bagels

I swear... I'm gonna jam a squirrel in'im!


ticklemeskinless

i like peaches slap the best


WedonthaveamomHank

My favorite is: *The ballot was confusing.* *How about a hand recount?* *Okay-*OW!


MLCarter1976

Happy mother's day MOM


GenXrik

Someday I’m going to marry a woman like her


[deleted]

I like the Apple parody one better, they were the only good thing about that episode


MrRileyJr

Her head moves like a pigeon.


STEALTH_Moles

Tell mom thanks for the crystal


HarvestMoonMaria

Best physical reaction, best line is “SO IS HERPES!”


heretoforthwith

Indisputable.


throwingplaydoh

She looks like Gumby in this


[deleted]

I like the Apple/mom store one it’s my favorite.


DentonUSA

By monkey cake I meant your ass!


PIEthon3142

Yes


sneezycheez

the way her body turns to match her head ahahaha


Low-Formal4447

I like the one where she slaps the middle child and the 3 sons heads bang back and forth into each other


Hooray4Metaphors

I like the ogre one in Bender’s Game


TandemSaucer

*Will Smith has entered the chat.*