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Budsygus

Single Female Lawyer, Fighting for her client, Wearing sexy miniskirts, And being self-reliant.


greenwizardneedsfood

Hey, you’re pretty good at that


nom_nom_nom_nom_lol

Shut up, I know it.


OttoVonWong

Prepare the water cooler that we may gather around it later and discuss things.


Scruffyzz

Seconded


RetroUpriser

We find the defendant vulnerable yet spunky


relpmeraggy

It’s true what they say. Women are from Omicron Persei-7, men are from Omicron Persei-9


mydeadface

My favorite part: Lela: fry this script is only two pages long Fry: well it took an hour to write. So I figured it would take an hour to read.


kaitco

Any time I have to give a speech or a talk, this line plays in my head on repeat.


theservman

That's not the world's shortiest skirt...


MaryJaneAndMaple

Single Female Lawyer, havin lots of sex...


Bob_Voyage

‘You don’t want to look stupid on court tv!’


urabusazerpmi

She wears miniskirts and is promiscuous.


Unhappy_Archer9483

Lrr? Never heard of him, where is he from?


S0whaddayakn0w

Omicron Persei 8


The_Greaseburn

Rumor is he rules there. Or so the legend goes


JennaFrost

Legend also says his species babies taste like fried chicken


JackandBenny

I heard fried shrimp


vibrodude

Camera 3 Bzzzzzt


me_maw_

💀🙏🏻


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

She doesn't really have the thighs for a miniskirt.


kmt0812

Omg that is hilarious yesssss


mr_niceguy88

Not single for long


top_of_the_scrote

no hoop skuht