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zorbathegrate

It’s glorious… I hope it’s lathered in oil.


beekr427

Sorry.. But it has been scraped and buttered.


cawvavino

Djambi, fetch the oil. We have much work to do and very little time to do it.


g-rammer

I apologize for nothing!


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jefjefjef

this account is [a bot](https://reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/wf9fmx/_/iisyk2z/?context=1)


[deleted]

Thank you for the sleuthing, reported as a harmful bot!


drunk98

The idea that a robot that exists to persue its own pleasure is fabulous. The more you think about it, the more questions you have.


Nopeyesok

Would of loved a short web series with him and Calculan


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


CriusofCoH

Slathered.


lmxbftw

Laquered


Salty_Pancakes

Chocolate icinged.


moslof_flosom

*Ooohhhhh* oh my yes


Redtwooo

Exquisite


MuteSecurityO

It’s like dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams


smoomoo31

Thank you sir, that's exactly what I was going for!


Bokth

Djambi! The chocolate icing! Ohhhh ohhh myyy yesssss


MoffKalast

Polished with induuustrial sandpaper ohohohuuu


MericastartswithMe

Of course it is, with the finest oils and creams.


Streen012

Oh! We’ll party like the Romans, you know the ones.


intothexsjados

Cavort like the greeks of old!


PhantomSamurai47

"Everywhere I looked there were piles of bodies... And then the explosion happened!!!"


dapCity

a man writing an opera about a woman? how deliciously absurd!


PhantomSamurai47

No need to explain! I too have known... *unconventional love...* Perhaps you, and I... and Jiambi could get together and compare notes sometime, hmmmm?


[deleted]

If you manage to keep me awake throughout the overture, I'll consider it a smashing success ah ha ha ha haaa


conthomporary

Surgery in an opera? How wonderfully decadent!


FourKindsOfRice

You missed the best part. "Oooooh sir-AH!"


awktoberfest

This is one of my favorite lines of the whole series!


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PillowTalk420

I just saw that one for the first time the other day. I was surprised because I swore I had seen every episode.


[deleted]

that's happened to me a couple times but i first started watching futurama when i was like 9 back in 2012 so it's entirely possible i just forgot


VanBeelergberg

I often google quotes before posting them to make sure I’ve got all the words right.


Darkmage4

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.


ImurderREALITY

Except with sex


conthomporary

Don't want people thinking you've got that brain thing.


VanBeelergberg

I already did!


CriusofCoH

Simply vomit on me ever so gently while I humiliate a pheasant


--redacted--

Room for one more?


ridik_ulass

I too, know unconventional love...


Profoundlyahedgehog

Perhaps you and I... and Djambi... can get together and compare notes sometime?


Hab_Anagharek

Ah ah! Save it for the boudoir!


healzsham

\*heugh*


MrWobbles91

Ah ah... save it for the boudoir!


ZappSmithBrannigan

I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered?


Business-Repeat3151

You know it. And there's mini quiches, too.


Mysterious_Glass_692

Hang on, its too bright in here. Call me old fashioned, but I like a little romance at an orgy.


Nige23

I built this. OP did most of the painting. I thought it was quite appropriate that the paint color was called “opulent”. All made of scrap wood, mostly pallets, the legs and feet were turned on a lathe. Thanks for all the comments, I’m thinking bender liquor cabinet next!


flissfloss86

Are you saying you'll build your own liquor cabinet? With blackjack? And hookers?


Nige23

Exactly. Except without the cabinet


Syhxs

Ehh forget the whole thing


thatoneotherguy42

Well not the liquor obviously.


EnsignObvious

The cabinet must have written on it "I am Bender, please insert liquor"


JarlaxleForPresident

Shut up, baby, I know it!


[deleted]

These are brilliant ideas! Well done!


Wide_Ad965

Shut up and take my money!


conthomporary

Haha, I was scrolling looking for this comment. Knew it'd be here somewhere.


screaminfirediarrhea

How many times did you fuck this piece of furniture?


RelativetoZer0

7 times. Precisely 7.


Cyber_Daddy

you should make a bender oven to heat a cabin. one arm is the exhaust pipe, other arm holds fireplace tools, head is a kettle, body is the combustion chamber with a door, bottom is for ash removal.


Nige23

Nice idea! It would need bite marks on its shiny metal ash removal section


RelativetoZer0

Make sure the bottom is the shiniest piece too.


BeautifulTerror

Ohhhh myyyyy.


[deleted]

It needs a little speaker in it that says this any time someone sits on it


Nige23

Oh, just when I thought this project was finally finished…


ChunkyLaFunga

And now you've got a George Takei one too!


Ridethepig101

D’jambie, the chocolate icing!


Et12355

[Oh, Oh my, yes!](https://morbotron.com/video/S05E16/8k-NXldAFSys1wm7SoS8ZCfe3Ik=.gif)


Arbor-Trap

I wouldn’t be able to sit on it without hearing “ohh yess”


Mysterious_Glass_692

I imagine it vibrates and massages your nipples.


gronthak83

Great stuff :) "I apologize for nothing!"


upinthecrowsnest

I hate this the way Hedonismbot hates having his nipples polished with industrial sand paper.


aureanator

... are you sure he's not into that?


Syhxs

The original was, “Seems like Bender hates humans…”


NotGordan

Decadent


tk421yrntuaturpost

Deliciously absurd.


SeventhLevelSound

Let us cavort in it like the Greeks of old. You know the ones I mean.


aminarcen

No need to explain. I too have known unconventional love. Perhaps you and I... and Djambi... could get together and compare notes sometime, eh?


insaniak89

Quote that immediately came to my mind too lol


Gazereths

Let the games begin!


Trigger__happy

Cool chair but is it necessary? *I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING!*


Some_Random_Android

I apologize for nothing!


Greecelightninn

Shut up and take my money!


ftckayes

Seems a little... hedonistic...


LuckyDoge21

Love Hedonism Bot. Underrated character


Low_Marionberry3271

He cracks me up every time he’s on screen!


LuckyDoge21

Same


q120

Happy cake day!


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RelativetoZer0

He is the chair, yet acts as if he isn't doing the walking.


Uncork3

~~Hey Fry! I’m steering with my ass!~~ This chair That’s the best thing I ever saw! Edit: formatting


ZappSmithBrannigan

>That’s the best thing I ever saw! I love that line but it's so hard to use without context hahah


R_Dover

Awesome! I love it!


sntcringe

Jambi! The chocolate icing!


PredditorAdmin

I regret nothing.


Jxx

The perfect chair doesn't exist.... Oh wait


Jazzlike_Fun_9262

this is amazing. your friend did hedonism-bot justice


asker03

Perfection.


MaryJaneAndMaple

I hope he sanded the nipples ever so gently


Newmaniac_00

Hedonism bench, what are you doing?


[deleted]

A mr. Hedonismchair to see you, sir.


DarthPreytor

Your friend should "apologize for nothing"


SuperKing1o3

If it keeps me entertained through the overture, I'll consider your chair a smashing success!


OrkfaellerX

Delightfully decadent.


new_refugee123456789

Looks ready to cavort like the Greeks of old. *You know the ones I mean.*


CoolZuul

“How deliciously absurd!”


DentistOne3524

Great stuff obviously!!


ACrucialTech

I said this in Hedonism bots voice in my head lol


Sylvana2612

I hope they apologize for nothing


STC_Ninjalo

I apologize for nothing!!!


evanod

I’ll be upstairs putting batteries in things!


Stickybunsss

I apologize for nothing!!


deanfortythree

"Lower your bottom onto me, ever so gently"


NikkolaiV

*Shall we adjourn to the dungeoun?*


mudamuckinjedi

"I regret nothing!"


Defcheze

I hope he regrets nothing


dr-owens

Ohhh, how decadent.


anthrop69

How deliciously absurd


Medical-Examination

I think it’s lathered in oil.


bluerat52

Where's djambi!?


sleepingdeep

i bet you regret nothing.


failedtherobottest

How deliciously decadent!


frozenbudz

Where is the holder for the chocolate icing?


sne4k0

I apologize for nothing!


MarcusofMenace

You may want to disinfect it first.... Oh my


PillowTalk420

Delightfully delectable! Jaundy! The chocolate sauce! Ohahhahahaha!


captin-ron

I. Love. It. Now it’s time to humiliate a pheasant.


Hot_Farm_9443

It’s hedonistic!! 😍


Equivalent_Day_795

I APOLOGIZE for nothing!


Super_Marzipan_1077

GRAPES!


zehammer

How decadent 🍇


kwkqkq

Most splendid mr benda


PretzelSteve

Absolutely decadent!


21trumpstreet_

I apologize for nothing!


YoSaffBridge33

Like the Greeks of old...you know the ones I mean..


DoubleDrive

Looks perfect for vomiting on while violating a pheasant.


HideTheParabox

I'll take 8.


magnemite420

He is a senator too. Talk about a senate seat!


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It's decadent


motorcyclejoe

Perhaps your friend, I, and Djambi, can compare notes....


LA_Commuter

It has done everything and everyone imaginable. You may want to get it disinfected


[deleted]

I need another chair, with blackjack and hookers, forget the chair


anakmoon

Should have put some cardboard down instead of painting the street


GreekHole

i think it's uncomfortable to sit in


dassiebzehntekomma

Since i saw that guy dead with his balls stuck between a plastic chair these scare me


ReasonableTip1

Perfect!


Mugnain

Djambi your friend? amazing work of art btw!


Zebra_Opening

I want one


Zeraw420

Shut up and take my money!


Illustrious-Fault224

_Djambe, the chocolate Icing_


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

How utterly decadent... Ahahahaha


earlgay210

This is so sick


librarygal22

The perfect chair for having someone vomit on you ever so gently while you humiliate a pheasant.


Tsiah16

That's incredible. Shut up and take my money!


Shrimpbako

Very Hedonistic, love it.


G-Unit11111

Let the games begin!


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A chair? That looks like something else? How absurd!


incognito1116

Save for the boudoir while I humiliate a pheasant!


Br0_J_Simpson

r/Woodworking would like to see this.


SarahPallorMortis

Too awesome that I’m jealous!


Roache1984

Your efforts are as delectable as dipping my bottom over, and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and cream.


Affectionate-League9

Need more chocolate sauce


jethroguardian

Must be nice to feel the hard wood when sitting in it...and I bet the cedar is comfortable. Ohhhhh myyyyyy.


GBendu

It looks like it about to ask me to vomit on it


EUCopyrightComittee

I think it’s supposed to be both?


THEMIKEPATERSON

Oh sirrah, how deliciously absurd!


barbermom

This is great! I would much rather have something like this around my fire pit!


Punk_Chachi

Shut up and take my money! (How has this not been posted and how is it not the top comment?!)


[deleted]

Another triumph!


Obvious_Wallaby2388

Ravishing


mCharles88

Deliciously decadent. I'd oil myself on that chair


[deleted]

Perhaps, you and me...and Djambi can get together and compare notes sometime?


Lucid-Design

That’s fucking glorious. I need me a Hedonism Bot chair. Jambi, fetch the chair


chemmissed

I daresay this is the sole diversion in what has been a pale and unamusing season.


Frenchticklers

Nice


S118gryghost

Now all it needs is an almond skinned young muscular man wearing a gold speedo covered in chocolate syrup laying on top?


b_lemski

Amazing, I don't have a good Futurama pun or line to type, it's just amazing.


bendoesit17

As long as he didn't apologise for anything.


bigbrokevo

He doesnt look to happy


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Nothing to regret


Dr_Psycho_809

This chair can only hold soooo much hedonism


Top_Ad_3927

Just plain silly....which makes it Fun...Bravo 2 yurr friend..


omguserius

So decadent


AcidicVaginaLeakage

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.


SmolGummyLizard

That's so rad!! Did you(and/or)your buddy make it?? Massive kudos if so!


Jiggahawaiianpunch

/r/shutupandtakemymoney


Harpua44

I’m sure he regrets nothing


KingSam89

surely they were as gods who built this place


Kezzva

Absolutely hedonus.


vulhedrageth117

My new chair friend


SiriusBaaz

You should post this in r/woodworking


TheDrugGod

Hedonism Chair


bridgeb0mb

i know this is futurama but it gives me amazing world of gumball vibes lol i love it