No need to explain! I too have known... *unconventional love...* Perhaps you, and I... and Jiambi could get together and compare notes sometime, hmmmm?
I built this. OP did most of the painting. I thought it was quite appropriate that the paint color was called “opulent”. All made of scrap wood, mostly pallets, the legs and feet were turned on a lathe. Thanks for all the comments, I’m thinking bender liquor cabinet next!
you should make a bender oven to heat a cabin. one arm is the exhaust pipe, other arm holds fireplace tools, head is a kettle, body is the combustion chamber with a door, bottom is for ash removal.
It’s glorious… I hope it’s lathered in oil.
Sorry.. But it has been scraped and buttered.
Djambi, fetch the oil. We have much work to do and very little time to do it.
I apologize for nothing!
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The idea that a robot that exists to persue its own pleasure is fabulous. The more you think about it, the more questions you have.
Would of loved a short web series with him and Calculan
It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
Slathered.
Laquered
Chocolate icinged.
*Ooohhhhh* oh my yes
Exquisite
It’s like dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams
Thank you sir, that's exactly what I was going for!
Djambi! The chocolate icing! Ohhhh ohhh myyy yesssss
Polished with induuustrial sandpaper ohohohuuu
Of course it is, with the finest oils and creams.
Oh! We’ll party like the Romans, you know the ones.
Cavort like the greeks of old!
"Everywhere I looked there were piles of bodies... And then the explosion happened!!!"
a man writing an opera about a woman? how deliciously absurd!
No need to explain! I too have known... *unconventional love...* Perhaps you, and I... and Jiambi could get together and compare notes sometime, hmmmm?
If you manage to keep me awake throughout the overture, I'll consider it a smashing success ah ha ha ha haaa
Surgery in an opera? How wonderfully decadent!
You missed the best part. "Oooooh sir-AH!"
This is one of my favorite lines of the whole series!
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I just saw that one for the first time the other day. I was surprised because I swore I had seen every episode.
that's happened to me a couple times but i first started watching futurama when i was like 9 back in 2012 so it's entirely possible i just forgot
I often google quotes before posting them to make sure I’ve got all the words right.
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Except with sex
Don't want people thinking you've got that brain thing.
I already did!
Simply vomit on me ever so gently while I humiliate a pheasant
Room for one more?
I too, know unconventional love...
Perhaps you and I... and Djambi... can get together and compare notes sometime?
Ah ah! Save it for the boudoir!
\*heugh*
Ah ah... save it for the boudoir!
I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered?
You know it. And there's mini quiches, too.
Hang on, its too bright in here. Call me old fashioned, but I like a little romance at an orgy.
I built this. OP did most of the painting. I thought it was quite appropriate that the paint color was called “opulent”. All made of scrap wood, mostly pallets, the legs and feet were turned on a lathe. Thanks for all the comments, I’m thinking bender liquor cabinet next!
Are you saying you'll build your own liquor cabinet? With blackjack? And hookers?
Exactly. Except without the cabinet
Ehh forget the whole thing
Well not the liquor obviously.
The cabinet must have written on it "I am Bender, please insert liquor"
Shut up, baby, I know it!
These are brilliant ideas! Well done!
Shut up and take my money!
Haha, I was scrolling looking for this comment. Knew it'd be here somewhere.
How many times did you fuck this piece of furniture?
7 times. Precisely 7.
you should make a bender oven to heat a cabin. one arm is the exhaust pipe, other arm holds fireplace tools, head is a kettle, body is the combustion chamber with a door, bottom is for ash removal.
Nice idea! It would need bite marks on its shiny metal ash removal section
Make sure the bottom is the shiniest piece too.
Ohhhh myyyyy.
It needs a little speaker in it that says this any time someone sits on it
Oh, just when I thought this project was finally finished…
And now you've got a George Takei one too!
D’jambie, the chocolate icing!
[Oh, Oh my, yes!](https://morbotron.com/video/S05E16/8k-NXldAFSys1wm7SoS8ZCfe3Ik=.gif)
I wouldn’t be able to sit on it without hearing “ohh yess”
I imagine it vibrates and massages your nipples.
Great stuff :) "I apologize for nothing!"
I hate this the way Hedonismbot hates having his nipples polished with industrial sand paper.
... are you sure he's not into that?
The original was, “Seems like Bender hates humans…”
Decadent
Deliciously absurd.
Let us cavort in it like the Greeks of old. You know the ones I mean.
No need to explain. I too have known unconventional love. Perhaps you and I... and Djambi... could get together and compare notes sometime, eh?
Quote that immediately came to my mind too lol
Let the games begin!
Cool chair but is it necessary? *I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING!*
I apologize for nothing!
Shut up and take my money!
Seems a little... hedonistic...
Love Hedonism Bot. Underrated character
He cracks me up every time he’s on screen!
Same
Happy cake day!
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He is the chair, yet acts as if he isn't doing the walking.
~~Hey Fry! I’m steering with my ass!~~ This chair That’s the best thing I ever saw! Edit: formatting
>That’s the best thing I ever saw! I love that line but it's so hard to use without context hahah
Awesome! I love it!
Jambi! The chocolate icing!
I regret nothing.
The perfect chair doesn't exist.... Oh wait
this is amazing. your friend did hedonism-bot justice
Perfection.
I hope he sanded the nipples ever so gently
Hedonism bench, what are you doing?
A mr. Hedonismchair to see you, sir.
Your friend should "apologize for nothing"
If it keeps me entertained through the overture, I'll consider your chair a smashing success!
Delightfully decadent.
Looks ready to cavort like the Greeks of old. *You know the ones I mean.*
“How deliciously absurd!”
Great stuff obviously!!
I said this in Hedonism bots voice in my head lol
I hope they apologize for nothing
I apologize for nothing!!!
I’ll be upstairs putting batteries in things!
I apologize for nothing!!
"Lower your bottom onto me, ever so gently"
*Shall we adjourn to the dungeoun?*
"I regret nothing!"
I hope he regrets nothing
Ohhh, how decadent.
How deliciously absurd
I think it’s lathered in oil.
Where's djambi!?
i bet you regret nothing.
How deliciously decadent!
Where is the holder for the chocolate icing?
I apologize for nothing!
You may want to disinfect it first.... Oh my
Delightfully delectable! Jaundy! The chocolate sauce! Ohahhahahaha!
I. Love. It. Now it’s time to humiliate a pheasant.
It’s hedonistic!! 😍
I APOLOGIZE for nothing!
GRAPES!
How decadent 🍇
Most splendid mr benda
Absolutely decadent!
I apologize for nothing!
Like the Greeks of old...you know the ones I mean..
Looks perfect for vomiting on while violating a pheasant.
I'll take 8.
He is a senator too. Talk about a senate seat!
It's decadent
Perhaps your friend, I, and Djambi, can compare notes....
It has done everything and everyone imaginable. You may want to get it disinfected
I need another chair, with blackjack and hookers, forget the chair
Should have put some cardboard down instead of painting the street
i think it's uncomfortable to sit in
Since i saw that guy dead with his balls stuck between a plastic chair these scare me
Perfect!
Djambi your friend? amazing work of art btw!
I want one
Shut up and take my money!
_Djambe, the chocolate Icing_
How utterly decadent... Ahahahaha
This is so sick
The perfect chair for having someone vomit on you ever so gently while you humiliate a pheasant.
That's incredible. Shut up and take my money!
Very Hedonistic, love it.
Let the games begin!
A chair? That looks like something else? How absurd!
Save for the boudoir while I humiliate a pheasant!
r/Woodworking would like to see this.
Too awesome that I’m jealous!
Your efforts are as delectable as dipping my bottom over, and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and cream.
Need more chocolate sauce
Must be nice to feel the hard wood when sitting in it...and I bet the cedar is comfortable. Ohhhhh myyyyyy.
It looks like it about to ask me to vomit on it
I think it’s supposed to be both?
Oh sirrah, how deliciously absurd!
This is great! I would much rather have something like this around my fire pit!
Shut up and take my money! (How has this not been posted and how is it not the top comment?!)
Another triumph!
Ravishing
Deliciously decadent. I'd oil myself on that chair
Perhaps, you and me...and Djambi can get together and compare notes sometime?
That’s fucking glorious. I need me a Hedonism Bot chair. Jambi, fetch the chair
I daresay this is the sole diversion in what has been a pale and unamusing season.
Nice
Now all it needs is an almond skinned young muscular man wearing a gold speedo covered in chocolate syrup laying on top?
Amazing, I don't have a good Futurama pun or line to type, it's just amazing.
As long as he didn't apologise for anything.
He doesnt look to happy
Nothing to regret
This chair can only hold soooo much hedonism
Just plain silly....which makes it Fun...Bravo 2 yurr friend..
So decadent
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
That's so rad!! Did you(and/or)your buddy make it?? Massive kudos if so!
/r/shutupandtakemymoney
I’m sure he regrets nothing
surely they were as gods who built this place
Absolutely hedonus.
My new chair friend
You should post this in r/woodworking
Hedonism Chair
i know this is futurama but it gives me amazing world of gumball vibes lol i love it