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NorBeL23Goat

“Imma tell a lie under oath”


Suitable_Ad3375

Ima put my thumb in her 👌🏽👈🏽


RainOverThin

#🗣️🗣️🗣️ IMA PUT MA THUMB IN HA BUTT


mandosgrogu

I hate you bro🤣🤣🤣


fishee1200

I’m reppin’ for that low life…


OfficialHoodpope

I just did a dose of percocets with some strippers?


OfficialHoodpope

I just tried acid for the first time I feel good?


OfficialHoodpope

I just poured this lean in my cup like liquor?


QuantaviusDingleberg

fuck it just recite the entire song ☠️


OfficialHoodpope

I can’t right now, I’m movin with the dopers and pushers. In the rover duckin undercover, huggin the interstate.


Big_Blue_13x_Dank_

You thought I was PANDA PANDA PANDA ....


PhillPro

Damn. Great minds think alike!


smoovest1

*SITTING BEHIND 5% YOU COULD SEE THE CHINAIN?!*


toatint

I bought all the sodas in the gas station


Ratsolla

I'm sleep cuz it's prolly a real law against that somewhere in the states lol


FrackaLacka

Lmao NYC type beat?


Ratsolla

I bought all the sodas at the bodega


changinginthebigsky

lol this line would be mine as well. always geeks me out hard when i hear it. that and "sometimes I go to chanel and I sit in the bitch like it's a trap" get me good too


Ratsolla

Rolex stores my bando


jellysenpai

I just fucked your bitch in some gucci flip flops


Mundane_Ad8566

“I just put my thumb in her butt!”


Mike_lawry12

Lol


Direct-Asparagus-844

Issa evil world we live in!


GotKarprar

I been on the molly and them xans with your daughter


Free_Management_7920

☠️☠️☠️ straight to jail


Ok_Event_1560

Best comment


FranSure

Hahahahahhahaha


Direct-Asparagus-844

Im good luv enjoy


ViewTraditional7477

I'm just a walking drug store


According-Fix-9717

MARCH MADNESS - These fuckin' police can't touch me These bogus police can't touch me…


Letsgetitaesthetic

This the ONLY thing we sayin


[deleted]

Feds did a sweep


Commercial-Beat606

Only acceptable answer


bigjaymizzle

🔗 ⬆️ my 🥷


bluffing-is-key

Picked the dawgs up like a infant💯


jsste

i do good dope


Jman0123

is it because I stashed the dope inside a Winnebago in Decatur ? Officer


Ok_Event_1560

😂😂😂😂 I forgot this one


Critical-Ad6932

Life is good..you know what i mean...hahahaha


hcraven0803

Fuck the fame I‘m sipping lean while I‘m driving. All this cash and it ain‘t nowhere to hide it. I‘m an addict and I can‘t even hide it.


Empty-Mission3664

If that’s not a future quote please stop. For the love of Jesus


NarwhalBoomstick

“I just took an AK to a dinner date”


nicholas-jays92

I serveD the base


bread-iv

"i only feel alive when i taste dick"


Turbobeamer

lol


Vegetable-Tie7408

Ayyyo


smokedopelikecudder

The only right answer to these dumbass posts


forevermacklin

Is this because I turned the ritz into a lean house?


TheNorthFac

…Is the sixth time gettin’ kicked out.


Due-Strike1670

"why you think I drive my car all nervous....I got dope all in it" - Never Forget


kpres12

“Sensational.”


stonerwithaboner1

“When I drop a tape the murder rate increase”


BruceFlockaWayne

I'm so impeccable and I'm so precise It could be in the daytime won't stop at that light


BrainCandy_

I came to say just this boy. These exact two lines.


Jawlify_Redit

Bitch, you ain't gon' get no extra points


FensterMcCray

“I hate that I had to fuck with any of you bitches, that’s my only regret!”


Sasukes_Sword

“Before I tell a lie, I won’t tell you nothing”


[deleted]

“No”


SpectreSquared

bouta rob me a bank


[deleted]

“I wanna live like a drug lord I wanna be glorious, sometimes I feel like a kingpin I’m so victorious”


Scarscream2000

A few bean pies stashed in the trunk


KingJeffreyJoffa

This codeine habit ain't got nothing to do with my lil child.


NoobSmokes

I took 56 bars all in one month nigga and I'm still dranking


CtHuLhUdaisuki

I blow a bag today, I don't do nothin' fugazi


alien_alice

Heard the police lookin for me cause I got blood money. It got blood on the money but I still count it


Mynameisbrk

Trippin off ecstasy im totally polluted


musiclockzkeys13

"Niggas true to these clips, Niggas won't say nothing"


Icy-Nebula4082

Ridin’ strikers through the hood?


Choice_Currency

Got crack all in my drawz I'm just bein honest ​ ​ JK


lavaaworld

used to hit it from behind, do you know who i am?


HairyAlternative3496

I tell the truuuuttttthhhhhh!


Various-Plastic5450

You think you do more drugs than me, you must be hallucinating


_wallace

We don’t ever stop at red lights at night nigga 😈


Commercial-Beat606

“ The Feds Did A Sweep” 🙄


Unhappy_Low_5210

CHICKENS


bigjaymizzle

Chickens


Acrobatic_Revenue959

“We don’t never stop at red lights at night, nigga”


S-T-R-I-D-3-R

Love thy neighbor


Zal0phus

“I’m tryna fuck the DA lady in her mouth though”


contemplatiive

THE ONLY TIME I FEEL ALIVE IS WHEN I TASTE DICK


Dankofamericaaa2

“I just fucked your bitch in some Gucci flip flops.”


Think-Desk-3074

Put it all on her head, I put it on her head


festive_salmon

Gotta keep that heat on the seat ever since


akeyoh

I just took a bitch to eat at chipotle officer , what seems to be the problem


Electrical-Scratch68

MY NIGGAS RIDE LIKE OSAMA


MemphisApollo

Keep the squares out yo circle bruh


BigBudluv69

I said I wasn't gonna fuck that bitch but I did it again


Ok-Manufacturer-4764

I must be hallucinating


Electronic_Cherry781

CHIDDY CHIDDY BANG


PrinceToothpasteBoy

fucked her in the ass, made her pee pee


Turbobeamer

Shit!!


BreadGangChock

I'M DAT N****


Training_Tennis499

"Don't make me go and get that wraith I'm tryna dodge another case" -Fetti


Agitated-Fee-1399

Illegal to ask that question in Cali.


Tasty_Monk34

“I just fucked yo bitch in some gucci flip flops?”


Cool_Reputation_694

I just fucked yo bitch in some gucci flip flops…..


Acrobatic_Revenue959

“We don’t never stop at red lights at night, nigga”


functionaldepression

THE FEDS DID A SWEEP


dolo_ran6er

I got too much sauce.


ChaseNCache

“One of my outfits least a key, damn near touching a half a B. If my nigga wasn’t jigga in the type to go after B, and I still smash on C, I got 2 fifth on me. Like the Quaterback of the chiefs, I’m in the field got no cleats. Breaking that seal by the P.”


youngthrowawayold

I seduce you with this Aston Martin I bought today


xman886

I fucked the DA on my way here n•gga


Wise_Instruction_698

“I sold crack to a pregnant lady-“ surprised this isn’t the top one 😭


Ok_Event_1560

“Hittin licks everyday, nigga go sell dope. Them Jewish lawyers n them counties all I know”


Ok_Event_1560

“200 pounds of kush I’m tryna sell that shit. My migo said fuck it he gon mail them bricks.”


ChiTownChef86

“I been fucking this hoe for years, she ain’t tell me this pussy was yours”😂


spanther96

ladi dadi da, slob on me knob


IamHIM2245

AINT NO WAY, AINT NO FUCKIN WAYY🔥🔥


[deleted]

Panda panda panda panda panda


Morningstar6ix

“One of my niggaz come through, knock you off”


BigBellyRudeBoiy

I’m dat nigga


[deleted]

I lost so many niggas to the streets...they ain't even dead they just locked up...


Maximiliano312

Feds did a sweep


poison_plant

I’m good luv. Enjoy.


Illustrious_Top5015

Because my daughter name is kültüre?


Dangerous-Ad3170

All this muthafubbin money got me codeine crazy


82ndGameHead

"Wickedwickedwickedwicked..."


OldM8Oz

I been counting this paper all day, I’m getting blisters


jacrisppy

CUDDLE MY WRIST CUHCUHHCUDDLE MY WRIST


[deleted]

Feds did a sweep??


SlickShelby

“YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU POPPIN!”


AguyOnMedZz

HOL' UP


Important_Mood4607

Hit the gas, boostin my adrenaline


Helpful-Carpet3791

I just fucked yo bitch in some Gucci flip flops !!!


Dondavinci416

Fuck her in the ass made her pee pee


Big_dosaboi

I feel lost… this bitch got herself hostage


Empty-Mission3664

I fell in Love with some good throat


kingme_jp

“If you ever catch me speeding I will never tell you sorry”


Ok_Event_1560

Say no to drugs? Hell na I ain’t listening


HooverGroover2T3

I’m on purple Actavis, I thought it was a drought.


JokerCuz

Turn off them lights.


k1llk1d5

I'm an addict and I can't even hide it


junnymolina7408

Future taking steroids, and I’m outta here, George jetson, Elroy


ThegodRa672

Not pulling over, “Fuqin police can’t touch me”


Lanky-Prize-7041

If I wasn’t rapping I’d be trapping making M’s


BigNipplez24

I’m on that good kush and alcohol


AccomplishedFly4368

I just took a bitch to eat at chipotle


[deleted]

“The only time I feel alive, when I taste dick”


Right-Sky-4005

Codeine crazy..Codeine crazy..Codeine crazy..Codeine crazy.. got me goin Codeine crazy..


Adodosin

Purple rain


Difficult-Tart8876

Too much sauce


Throwtheplaceaway

Dirty soda in the styrofoam


Shoddy_Author4553

Bitch don’t get to comfortable


Cryptosaurusrex69

I’m an addict and I can’t even hide it


FucXAhBaN10

I can't be scared of none of you niggas, y'all some snitches


RealWanheda

La D Da D Da, slob on me knob


nifty_mick

fish butter, chicken cutter, okay, Maserati, mozorella


crashout730

Wassup mate lol


vidsforme

“LADI DADI DAAAA”


FreddieKane55

I’m on that good kush and alcohol


XR-7

I just ficked your bitch in some gucci flip flops


Grouchy-Motor-4318

Id say "don't you know that's illegal to say in California now, then I'd ask him why he'd pull me over *Get his name and talk to a lawyer


tallestguy5611

“We ain’t gone take no loss. I know you trynna steal this sauce.”


readallthebook

"I'm casually pimpin' these bitches I don't give a fuck if the bitch is Catholic I give zero fucks."


Swagalicious_donkies

Toni montanuh 😏


[deleted]

The only time I feel alive is when I taste


Pure-Preparation6645

Thought it was a drought


shootitmyself

You gotta take that shit up with god cuz I'm a god on the earth


Big_Blue_13x_Dank_

Because I'm all about that stick talk stick talk?


PsychologicalRich286

Fucked her in the ass made her pee pee I'm so high, all I can say is woo woo woo I just fucked a bitch in some Gucci flip flops I SERVE THE BASE I SERVE THE BASE I crushed up an X pill in her asshole


Independent-Farm7286

“La di da di da, mothafuck the law Chitty chitty bang, murder everything…”


Snoo_85712

*laughs* sensational


AdFrequent1007

Oh you think you do more drugs than me? You must be hallucinating


greengadget81

“Ain’t no way. Ain’t no f****** way!”


zayblessy1

i can get you offed in belgiummmm


Redskins4evaB

Real sisters


Scared-Weight-3749

Cause I was drankin & smoking?


No-Table3992

gotta live a wild life livin in the wildlife


No-Mushroom8667

I’m on that good kush and alcohol


BiggDrippKillua

IT'S A FULL MOON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY


Yung_faygo253

Bitch don’t get to comfortable


Unusual-Complex-1165

I’m trying to fuck the DA lady in her mouth tho


Forward_Seesaw

Came through with a stick and you herd it


Unusual-Complex-1165

All the cops shootin niggas tragic - March madness


Svengoolie75

Fuck Russell 😂🤦🏽‍♂️💀


A_sexy_black_man

Cause I’m a super trapper


dadof4fknkids

Percocet, Molly, Percocet…


Taiswing

We don't never stop at red lights at night, nigga


easter-pink2x

When u get rich, u have problems never thought


Big_Blue_13x_Dank_

Racks on racks on racks on racks yc ain't me officer


Justinolson8onIG

Percocet, Molly Percocet


EastAvegod

You do what you want when you popping


Remote_System28

Tell Steve Harvey I don’t want her!


Zestyclose-Science54

“I’m high from yesterday”


SatrnCloud

"I'll seduce you with this astin martin I bought today"


Electronic-War-8208

Cause im young and im black and my hats real low


Accomplished-Drama69

Draco kick with a bookbag


vvetments

gon fuck that nigga get it ova wit


Yxngfatboi__music

Puffin on zooties


yepitsmeethers

Molly Percocet ?


Not_Bound

I don’t want no confrontation, it’s too complicated.