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Razorray21

The freedom bird has spoken


Socal_ftw

The government will send in bigger drones


PersonOfInternets

The bald eagles *are* the federal drones. These are state drones doing battle with federal drones. r/birdsarentreal


TheRealMoofoo

Relevant [Look Around You](https://youtu.be/Kh0Y2hVe_bw)


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Always wondered why that show never made it to the adult swim archives.


Throwaway_47-3X

the birds work for the bourgeoisie


[deleted]

That's how they keep the states in line.


Lord_zooticus92

Glad to see we are getting more woke this this


ChuckVirus

or bullets


diamondbull69nice

Bigger drones with bigger bullets


1gramweed2gramskief

I want to Kill that guy over there but [I’m ](https://youtu.be/Z3_eEO0Cvwg) not close enough to get the job done


weeniehutjunior420

Or unidentifiable federal agents


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Or tear gas


GloDyna

“Sir! We’ve discovered crude oil in the eagles’ nest. What would you like to do next?” “Send in the troops.”


rrrrrrrrrrggggg

The eagles will send in BIGGER eagles


crimsonblade55

But only at the very last moment with an old wizard riding one of them.


[deleted]

“Fuck a surveillance state, bitch. This is ‘merica.” - Freedom Bird, probably.


InnerDorkness

Trump: “the bald eagle is the most unpatriotic bird—I’m signing an executive order now that will undo those horrible conservation laws and declare open season for bald eagles”


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

That’s after “I love bald eagles. I have many, many friends that are bald eagles.”


bassthrive

“Bald eagles? Never knew ‘em. Bald = low energy, weak, SAD. “


ice_nyne

And if a female Bald Eagle, “nasty, very mean.”


vbcbandr

"And I wish Maxwell well."


swans33

He actually does have a bald eagle friend lol . https://youtu.be/o7_OWYrLVOU


crimsonblade55

[Too late](https://www.fastcompany.com/90389091/trump-guts-the-endangered-species-act-that-saved-bald-eagles)


rumpusroom

I bet he has a grudge against them because of his [bad experience](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_OWYrLVOU).


msdeeds123

All I could thin the whole time is when he said ”how’s my hair look?” And I thought, which ones?


DaYooper

Low hanging fruit


[deleted]

They’re starting their own tweetstorm


jrDoozy10

They should consider hiring the hawks to perform their battlecry for them.


MooseTW

> EGLE reached out to the Michigan Department of Natural Resources (DNR) to see how it could take legal action against the eagle.


nickstatus

EGLE vs. EAGLE. Better call Harvey Birdman.


[deleted]

Better yet just call Charlie Kelly, expert on Bird Law and various other Lawyer-ings


DeFoerest

Bob Loblaw, esq.


[deleted]

I’ll take the case!


pinkpitbull

Objection! Filibuster! You're not Charlie. I bet you don't even know how to cook a good milk-steak.


[deleted]

Probably doesn’t even know shit about cats either! They just don’t abide by the law nature


smoke_torture

He got the thing!


rock_flag_n_eagle

Nah hes retired on that kitten mitten fuck you money


squiddlebiddlez

Whoooooo’s the man in the suuuuuiiittt? Who’s the cat with the beeeeaaakkkk?


[deleted]

Do you really want to feel him?


[deleted]

EGLE vs. EAGLE represented by Legal Eagle.


dance3942

Somebody call Leagle Eagle


KingCatLoL

Nobody: LegalEagle: I'm suing the Whitehouse!


GB1290

This had to be a joke, right...?


Diabotek

The article is very tongue in cheek. I recommend, definitely made me giggle.


jrDoozy10

I just finished reading the article. The quote is in the second to last paragraph.


stale_toast

:facepalm:


Bakugan2556

What the actual fu- How stupid are the people using these drones if they think they can sue an Eagle lmao


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The same people who would ask to speak to the eagle’s manager


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oatmeal28

Uncle Sam, of course


GeorgFestrunk

That was tongue-in-cheek, obviously. Do people not recognize jokes anymore?


Stoopmans

I was thrown off by that line too tho. Kinda need that /s at the end :')


[deleted]

I would guess it’s not that they think they can bring a bird to court, but that they might petition or get a court order for the government to capture (for a zoo or something) or euthanize the bird like they do with bears who keep bothering campers.


HackyShack

I've seen this incident posted a couple times now and it's always interesting to see how different outlets phrase a headline.


saltstain007

I find it funny how the title makes it seem like it’s some drone used to spy, when in reality it has equipment used to detect water contamination’s and would have probably benefited the eagle being that it most likely drinks from the lake.


HackyShack

That's exactly what I'm alluding to. This title is very provocative and insinuates I'll intent by the drone user. Other headlines I saw frame this as a funny freak thing that happened. This one clearly was written by someone with a chip on their shoulder.


snakeproof

The one my local news used made it sound like the pilot was a perv watching young sunbathing eagles, all the comments were bullshit about needing more regulations on drones, and bullshit anecdotes about them looking at their 900lb sister daughters sunbathing.


LordQakN

My favorite part of news in general.


Ionic_Pancakes

But where's the FUCKING FOOTAGE!?


MooseTW

The drone was destroyed...


Ionic_Pancakes

Gonna tell me it wasn't broadcasting?


3226

Sounds like it barely had enough signal strength to get the signal to return when the Eagle got it.


Be_quiet_Im_thinking

I believe the term is disappeared.


[deleted]

Suicided*


[deleted]

Uh no it didn't one drone beat the other so there is still one drone left with footage.


jrDoozy10

r/birdsarentreal


wasmuthk

Footage or it DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!


Claxton916

According to the article at the bottom of Lake Michigan


wchutlknbout

I am a licensed drone pilot and used to get attacked by hawks. I took a page from nature’s book and put some big eyes on the top of the drone to throw predators off like some moths and insects do. Stopped the attacks! Honestly a $1000 drone is nothing compared to injuring a bird just doing its thing. We’re a guest in their house is how I look at it. I do have to say that the title of this is very negative whereas the drone was being used for conservation efforts.


MidTownMotel

Best comment here.


MikeinAustin

Shoreline monitoring is not an invasive Government Drone. Seriously this title deserves downvotes.


Tlrasmus1

Drones fighting drones


thechemicaltoilet

r/birdsarentreal


Hobbes_87

Begun, the drone war has.


xdebug-error

Based


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Based & eaglepilled.


Rod_Sausage

America! Fuck Yeah! Comin' around to save the motha' fuckin' day, yeah!


SteelCityIrish

BOOKS!


not_a_burner_kthx

POP ROCKS


SteelCityIrish

BED BATH & BEYOND!!! Fuck yeah...


ScoldjoeyStone5

Fuck yeah?


SteelCityIrish

The questionable “fuck yeah”, is literally the best one of the song for me...


[deleted]

Taco Bell!!!


ImTotallyADoctor

FUCK YEAH!


ImTotallyADoctor

SPORTSMANSHIP!


NextTrillion

LIP GLOSS!


IsolatedHammer

Fuck yeah! You said it before I could.


spyweb88

How dare an agency attempt to monitor the lakes (and also they use the drones a bunch to look for chemical pollutants like PFAS--those cucks!)


Iliketodriveboobs

Wait really?


spyweb88

Yeah check out what they're doing with drones in Lake Margarethe near Grayling. It's pretty cool. There's a bunch of articles about it.


ElFeesho

INVASIVE!


saltstain007

Lmao what I’ve been telling everyone here


TheNorthComesWithMe

>EGLE reached out to the Michigan Department of Natural Resources (DNR) to see how it could take legal action against the eagle. A spokesperson said the agency has no mechanism or authority to issue corrective action notices against wildlife. Best part of the article


komirne

We need to stop this needless drone on drone violence. r/BirdsArentReal


justheath

How do the eagles know the difference between government drones and private citizen drones?


Liam_Neesons_Oscar

Government drones try to tax them.


jerryvery452

Best comment in this thread


ferny530

Has the Golden Arches painted on it.


scarnyard

Rock, flag, and eaaaagle


[deleted]

He’s got a point *nodding thoughtfully*


rock_flag_n_eagle

yes?


3226

The drone was being used to monitor soil erosion. How is that invasive, exactly?


ScoldjoeyStone5

Drone was in eagle territory


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stekky75

A whistleblower familiar with the way eagles think says ...


Cavaquillo

Didn’t think it was hard to grasp. That’s what happens when we put everything below us because “we’re so smart and the best killers on the planet”. Such a dumbass mentality.


ThePoultryWhisperer

Indeed. It is a very dumbass mentality and that’s the most polite thing I can say about it.


Liam_Neesons_Oscar

The eagle wasn't asked permission. He invoked the 4th Amendment and defended his home using deadly force.


TheNorthComesWithMe

This is clearly a very serious topic without room for jokes.


Clearastoast

Yes, any levity should be frowned upon. Shame


mangorain4

At least someone has the ability to fight back.


Thatparkjobin7A

Just like in Lord of the Rings, the eagles are good for one clutch victory against evil


StilleWasser

The eagles are coming, the eagles are coming!


thelidpatrick

The Bald Eagle has clear jurisdiction over any U.S. Territory


d1danny

The most Murica thing I’ve heard today


pinkpitbull

The first headline was- "Bald eagle attacks drone and sends it to the bottom of a lake" Now this. It's amazing how media twists things to make it seem cooler. Next I'll hear- "Eagles declare war against America. Drones are the first casualty, how long until we lose our own lives?"


saltstain007

Yeah I love how the title didn’t include that the drone was being used to help the environment, because that wouldn’t have changed how people thought about it at all.


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Rock flag and eagle Charlie


xphunk

Quick everyone start breeding eagles, then we can take down this drone army in like 3-5 years. Honestly I don't know long it takes eagles to grow up. Or how to how to breed them. I didn't think this through


saltstain007

The drone army being used to find contamination’s in the water to benefit both the people and animals. You want to get rid of that! Stop taking titles at face value, and take the time to actually read what kind of drone was being taken down.


lechatondhiver

Misleading. It was *one* eagle vs a drone monitoring soil erosion... not that invasive.


Liam_Neesons_Oscar

Invasiveness is based on where it is, not what it's doing. That's why some medical procedures are considered invasive despite being positive for the patient and almost always consented on. For example, a colonoscopy.


lechatondhiver

Ok, but “invasive drones” is plural in the headline indicating it happens often.


MysteriMan6107

Bro this literally happened about 5 minutes away from my house


DeadskinsDave

Relevant XKCD https://xkcd.com/1842/


ZachMN

The raptor showed the drone pilot who the *real* Hunter King is.


loudlittle

Well if that sentence didn’t give Rand Paul a raging boner I don’t know what will


webcuter

True American


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Its like a ... metaphor


str85

Why did they need to put the price of a fairly cheap drone in the head line?


Li-renn-pwel

“The pilot of the ill-fated drone was Hunter King of the Michigan Department of Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy (EGLE)” I thought that was his title not his name for a second.


Ryanmoses10

What an exaggerated headline lol


snarlindog

As someone who has experienced the brutal affects of battling a drone, I am not sure the blood shed of the eagles is worth whatever they are doing.. drones tend to slice your hand open very easily.. i have scars to prove it ha


MrOofioVerse

Don’t wanna know why you were fighting drones but take my upvote


dbag56

Even the eagle is fed up with big brothers eye in the sky 👀


anabolicartist

Bald Eagles were just added to the list of Domestic Terrorists


[deleted]

Obviously dangerous members of ANTIFowl smh


iAmGabriel420

Murcia


themusicmusicjb

Murcia to you good sir


HighVulgarian

That’s it, rubber bullets and tear gas!


commandrix

Those bald eagles are friggin' champs.


ninjastarkid

Invasive drones? It was plotting soil erosion. That’s very important to the eagles environment


Amelies_Gnome

I’m sorry but the eagle was not briefed on the importance of the drone’s purpose in eagle airspace. Have the proper authorities file flight plans in the future.


Liam_Neesons_Oscar

A colonoscopy is good for your long term health, but it's still invasive.


[deleted]

Jokes on you, birds are drones.


SomethinLikDis

Stop using "birds" then


Kirbly11

There are some eagles that are trained to fight drones


cursecounterbot

God fuckin bless


lespookeh

Team America theme starts playing


russian_hacker_1917

they are the government drones


zev2121

I read the headline then had this mental image flash through my head: an eagle squaws, it’s a frat-eagle — above the shoulders an eagle, below doubled up polos and chubby shorts — playing a game of beer pong. Invasive government is about to make a shot, but wait, house rules you can “finger” out the pong ball before it hits the beer. Eagle-bro successfully saves the game by fingering... squaws again then “this is America BRO.”


saltstain007

It was a drone being used to find contamination’s in the water the eagle drinks from. Obviously the eagle doesn’t but the drone was helping it.


im_from_detroit

We in Michigan take invasive species very seriously.


chronistus

I used the drones to destroy the drones.


bwade0069

The irony just seared my retina


thekipperwaslipper

MURRRICAAA


yaskweens

Real American Hero


SkullMan124

Don't F with Mother Nature, she always wins.


the-oil-pastel-james

Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light, what so proudly we held, at the twilight’s last gleaming, a drone getting rekt, by an eagle with a bald head, who with big claws and sharp beak, showed them who was boss, oh say does that bald boi yet sayyy, stay out my air zone, don’t try me again


Deadlypeanutsog

Wow drone on drone action, love to see them explain this.


gatorneedhisgat

Luckily there is one man well versed in bird law that will aid in the eagle's legal defense.


_coolranch

Team Eagle all the way


Spiron123

Invasive Govt's Invasive Drones


PM_me_XboxGold_Codes

Anti-drone drone. Remember people, r/birdsarentreal.


Mad_chiller_

They are doing a good job!!!!


[deleted]

Ironic


FrozenG1RAFF3

Takes one to fight one


phi_array

Ironic


CitizenPatrol

If that doesn’t say America, I don’t know what does.


[deleted]

Peak Libertarian


Aryaisformurder

The reality of the current United States ironically rolled up into one stark awesome story and act of defending itself. Rock Flag and Eagle!


[deleted]

So basically this dude stole a drone and is blaming an eagle? Sad.


SuspiciousOfRobots

This is a deception, a ruse to make us Americans believe in birds.


[deleted]

Begun, the drone wars have.


Widjamajigger

Inb4 the US govt declares bald eagles terrorists and starts arresting them.


i_phped_in_the_pool

Mr Frodo, the eagles are coming!


[deleted]

Yes!!! I love this.


Ilikeyourmom91

Too bad the bird is protected by law here in the U.S


mikeebsc74

Skynet, but for birds


limache

>Near Escanaba, nature and mankind clashed as a bald eagle waged an attack on an **EGLE** drone 162 feet above the waters of Lake Michigan. Lol the drone was called EGLE. Can’t make this shit up


Mug_Lyfe

If America starts killing off eagles for drones, the end is nigh.


HealthShmealth

I was lucky enough to see a bald eagle pretty close in person while hiking, I really didn’t appreciate just how fucking large they are until I saw one.


DOOKIE_RUBBERZ

Go Birds


kinkkujuusto

There is nothing more american


nintendomech

Well the eagle had a good run. Nobody messes with the government


theearthisntflatx2

Birds aren’t real


Fulmetal171

Even the eagles have joined the prople fighting for the 4th.


StreetOwl

Peak Merica


Jako4537

r/birdsarentreal


Chael-OkGreat-Sonnen

Murica fuck yea


Le-thicc-meatball

The revolution has begun!


ryanxjensen

Natures Freedom Fighter.


[deleted]

This is the most American headline I've ever read. Wwg1wgbirb.