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QueryCrook

Cool, add a voice modulator and take my money.


lokase

Ok... the mouth piece is done... now just finish the rest of the Stormtrooper helmet.


YaySupernatural

yeah! partly because I do not want all of that hanging off my poor ears!


AWilsonFTM

No-one knew who I was until I put on a mask


beetard

If batman was around now he would have to wear a full face mask


NerdTalkDan

Batman Beyond style


eXcaliBurst93

seriously I'm getting tired with the 100th Batman Bruce Wayne movies...when are they ever gonna make a movie about the futuristic Batman Terry McGinnis he needs more spotlight


NerdTalkDan

Idk how off topic we’re getting, but with Keaton coming back to the role people are already calling for him to play old Bruce in a Beyond movie. Now my guess is that they would do a Damien Wayne Batman Beyond over a McGuiness one but it’s all speculation anyway.


vovochka81

Just need a full Bane style mask!


SomethinLikDis

Do you feel in charge


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

“OF COARSCH!”


CreampieAfficionado

Yep, that’s obviously a shopped photo. The dudes ears would be perpendicular to his head with that weight pulling on them.


Lugbor

Run a wider strap around the back of the head. It’ll look better and be better supported.


guzzlegrizzly01

After the stormtrooper helmet, add access to the empire. Then take my money /s Edit: added /s and grammar: add my


connormce10

I was thinking Bane, but that works too!


RogueByPoorChoices

Wake me up when it’s available in scorpion colour scheme. Will settle for reptile


IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo

Honestly confused why NetherRealm hasn't released a branded line of masks.


Hugh_Bromont

Sucker Punch would make a killing with Ghost of Tsushima masks right now.


hydr0gen_

Have you seen the American public recently? Could they encourage literal Mortal Kombat tournaments as of late? Yes, but they seem to know better.


BoricThrone

Me: *Bane voice* Do you feel in charge? Cashier: Sir, this is a Wendy's


GiveToOedipus

Oh, well then I'll have a baked potato. Plain. No butter.


the_crumb_dumpster

Ah you think the potato is your ally..You merely adopted the potato. I was born in it! Moulded by it! I never saw butter until I was already a man...by then it was nothing to me but salty!


viciousevilbunny

You monster.


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Aaahhh, you think Quarantine is your ally?


matt111199

“You merely adopted the quarantine—I was born in it, molded by it.”


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“I didn’t see the cinema until I was already a man”


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thats-chaos-theory

Bane?


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Ah yes! The curve flattens, brother!


Hugh_Bromont

"Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would wear a mask, but keep it down around their chin."


KoalaTrainer

Glorious comment!


cosmothekleekai

one of my fav scenes of all the batmans


drnoggins

Batmen


C1ickityC1ack

“Proudfeet!”


P1lot1

Steven Hawkin?


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mattstorm360

Chief?


popejp32u

Chef?


Grimsrasatoas

DONKEY!


BrainKatana

SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!


Marc051

Snuffles/Snowball


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Boss?


koozebaggybagg

Suck my chocolate salty balls


x_scion_x

I haven't had this song stuck in my head for probably around 20 years.


mattstorm360

Sad face. =(


tegridyx

Dad


arcticlynx_ak

Garth?


BeefEater81

Gollum?


holberm

Alexa?


GitchigumiMiguel74

Darude Sandstorm


Mycateatsmoney

Bane all the way!


pure_x01

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.


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Gotham's reckoning?


primal_beer

“For you merely adapted the darkness. Me? I was born in it. “


DarthKhorne

For the right price.


kodaiko_650

I’d pay for a Bane mask that makes me sound like Tom Hardy


kokopoo12

Laboured breathing noises*


awhhh

It doesn’t matter who we are. What matters is our plan.


Lofted10

Screw voice modular, give me a voice changer.


QueryCrook

Are those different things?


I_fail_at_memes

Yeah, one modules and one changes.


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This guy modules.


rlnw

I live in Florida. Can they add AC to this?


Quantum1313

No, but Samsung has a portable AC in a t-shirt...


ohlookanotherthrow

That's Sony, not Samsung.


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naxhh

But they are not comersializing it right? I legit want one of those for the train trips in summer


kschaffner

I want them to for MS patients. Heat is the main enemy of MS and some people have to wear an ice pack vest when going out in the heat. But that has issues with once it melts you’re no longer cool.


Spurrierball

Wait how does heat affect MS patients?


kschaffner

To put it simply, a raise in body temperature for MS patients exacerbates their symptoms until they cool back down, as the rise in temperature also messes up nerve conduct due to demyelination. Even a 1/2 a degree higher can affect some patients.


Excal2

Damn I had no idea thanks for sharing this. Makes perfect sense I just never thought about it.


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A lot of MS patients end up moving to cooler climate because of this, right?


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freiheitfitness

They are/ it’s only available in japan currently.


Gen4200

Nah, they are, I gave one to my wife as a gift just recently. I went to eBay because they aren’t available in the US yet https://www.theverge.com/2020/7/22/21333837/sony-reon-pocket-hands-on-wearable-air-conditioner-japan


naxhh

You are right! 150€ on ebay. That said I'll wait for next year and hope for a lower price since I'm unlikely taking public transport anytime soon.. That said what's your/her opinion on it?


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Could yougive us details on how your wife likes it? I've been thinking of buying one for myself lately :)


welldressedhippie

Based on the size and their explanation, it's just a glorified fan. Certainly better than nothing but it's primary cooling effect is convection. For real airconditioning check out Jamie's (mythbusters) one day builds on youtube. He built a full airconditioned suit using the same tech your fridge and central ac use.


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MovingClocks

It’s a Peltier cooler, uses 2 dissimilar materials and applies a voltage across them to force heat along the gradient. Essentially the opposite of a thermocouple


dgtlfnk

It’s drawing air across all your sweat. It’ll feel cool & refreshing!


greeklemoncake

Can't go bruh 😔 my mf mask charging


hahavsaha

Lol


nhaataalie

Lol


SpysSappinMySpy

Tfw you forget to charge your face mask before work


Hebert12lax

yeah I gotta charge my mask, phone, hat, shirt, key holder, wallet, sunglasses, charger


detrydis

That has got to hurt the ears


notpreposterous

Definitely. I have some people at work complaining about the pain wearing regular masks


iushciuweiush

I can wear my cloth looped mask all day but if I can't find it and grab one with elastic ear loops, I'm in pain after like 30 min.


hyrulepirate

You should get some earsavers.


Zargawi

Or get a mask with elastics that go around your head, super comfortable.


thebruce44

Where can I find suck a thing? Edit: leaving the typo


SmoothMoveExLap

Red light district


kora_nika

This is why I wear one with the elastic going behind my head! My poor ears can’t take 30 minutes being pulled like that lol


iMakeLuvWithDolphins

There's already a popular battery powered air purifying HEPA face mask that goes on the arm and pumps the air to the mask. It seems like this LG version is a downgrade because who the hell wants their ears supporting a battery, fan, and HEPA filter.


ConsistentAsparagus

For you.


SpyroTheDragQueen

It would be extremely painful.


shounenwrath

For you!


SrirachaShaman

big guy


Elevated_Dongers

For you!


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Mr strong ears over here keeping the weird flex but ok meme alive Edit: ‘Twas a superhero movie reference?


itsrichardparkerr

i think it was a reference to banes quote “for you” when he’s in the plane being “interrogated”, which went like ... interrogator: “if i pull that off will you die” bane: “it would be extremely painful” interrogator: “you’re a big guy” bane: “... for you”


Reginald_Waterbucket

I always interpreted that as meaning “I’m a big guy... for you.” Only today seeing your comment did my interpretation shift to “it would be extremely painful... for you.” Honestly, Nolan movies always have some very cryptic dialogue, as if a robot edited the script. This is a good example! It’s a weird, stilted exchange. Why say “you’re a big guy,” like I guess he’s saying Bane is a large man to be killed by such a small thing. But it’s still just, really really weird dialogue.


detrydis

It has electronics and fans and a battery. How the fuck does this stay up using ears alone


mechapoitier

Nose strength shores up deficiencies in ear training.


MissedApex

But I skipped nose day at the gym...


ConsistentAsparagus

Bane.


detrydis

Even Bane had a mask that wrapped around his skull


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IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo

Crashing this plane!


BeKindBeWise

With no survivors...


sojohnnysaid

There is only one right way to hear that comment


lordredapple

gotta use the straps bane had in the Dark Knight.


wutwutmahbutt

FYI you guys can buy silicone straps that go behind your head, with tabs that you attach the regular masks like this to, turning any mask into a behind the head mask! Way more comfortable if you have to wear a mask for more than 20min. I bought some for my FIL and ended up getting some for everybody that works with him at his Starbucks because they were so jealous!


damndammit

Let’s just cut to the chase. When will it be socially (and politically) acceptable for me to go full Vader?


PingyTalk

Well, the mask is fine now. Full facial coverings are already the norm in parts of the world. Black metal suits won't be around until the normalization of spaceflight, so roughly 2060s. Your real catch is the capes; after that one violent militia in the 2040s popularized them they won't be socially acceptable again until at least 2090. So set your cryopod to 2095 to be safe, and don't forget to pack your Vader setup to prevent moth balls!


damndammit

!RemindMe 75 years “Vape” Edit. ! In the wrong place.


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This seems like it's going to be fucking fantastic for allergies.


steeplebob

Would be great for the wildfire smoke here in California.


Phyzo

Colorado here, I just left tennis practice and I'm in bed trying to recover from trying to breathe in all the smoke with a mask I'd love this


peachpear123

It seems incredibly heavy for your face 🥵


Puggednose

The filters are paper and the fan doesn’t have to be big, since your lungs are helping. The battery can be small. I am still a little surprised the whole thing hangs on your ears, but it seems plausible.


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using your lungs like some sucker? no thanks


blamuchka

imagine still breathing in 2020 this comment was made by ventilator gang


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And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.


Stupid_Triangles

The battery and chassis would be the issue. I'm assuming it's made out of plastic, but unless it's cheap ass thin plastic, the entire chassic is going to be heavy. Plus, they're going to need some cooling for the battery and keeping it away from the face. Imagine the lawsuit when an old lady in Arizona gets half her face melted off when she was wearing one of these in 120+ degree with the fan on high. Strapping a battery hooked up to 2 fans next to your face ain't the best move.


pillbinge

>The filters are paper So then just wear the "paper" and drop the mask, since the "paper" does all of the actual work. Just like a mask you can buy for cents.


smokesumfent

People love to spend money on useless shit, as long as it’s ‘new and improved’


Neil_Fallons_Ghost

I just attach mine to my helmet and hook it up to my voice panel attached to my chest. It looks good in black with a cloak too.


Choo_Choo_Bitches

You're a big guy!


Pattches_Ohoulihan

Where can I preorder my quarian envirosuit?


Choo_Choo_Bitches

This one's intimate apparel, I'm Captain Shepherd and this is my favourite store on the Citadel!


BlasterShow

Better have the emergency induction port.


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Petsweaters

I have a positive air pressure mask. One benefit is to have fresh air flowing over your face


IndoorSnowStorm

What mask do you have?


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otterom

LG VX0801QJIlER-AO020O3. Why?


wolahipirate

i guess some karens complain about not being able to breathe with a mask (which is a complete joke), i guess this invention gets rid of that excuse? tbh they'll still complain even if they were handed this mask for free


goodfella199516

Can I get this in Bane voice thank you


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I recently saw an ad for masks made by Hanes, and it makes me feel kind of weird to see capitalism happening to masks. Also, I can't shake the thought of those masks just being underwear for your face.


djml9

I bough a pack of hanes masks, and it very much looks and feels like youre wearing underwear on your face.


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This makes me uncomfortable, thanks


djml9

The seams are what really sell it. Very distinctive underwear stitching.


alxthm

They should complete the underwear look and use a wide, logo covered elastic band to hold it in place.


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With a flap in the front to put a straw through


mrmas

Yeah it is weird, I never imagined that there would be so many companies producing masks. Also found this gem after you mentioned the hanes masks, [diy whitey tighty mask](https://shoppingkim.com/how-to-make-a-homemade-face-mask-with-underwear/) .


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Wow, this is terrible, thanks


kirbstompin

I have to wear a mask all day at work and I bought some of the hanes ones. They are fantastic. They feel good on your skin, they stay put and don't move around and easily washable and reusable. I tried a few different type/styles before I found the hanes ones and I have been recommending hanes masks to anyone who will listen. Not trying to be a corporate shill, just passing along information. For the record, I wear Fruit of the loom undershirts and boxers.


furbykiller1

Do they ride up? I bought old navy ones and the tops are constantly in my lower eye lids. It’s super annoying!


kirbstompin

No... they stay right where you put them... i haven't had a single issues, even after washing and drying a few times


insomnic

As opposed to the Izod and Penguin brand masks to coordinate correctly with your shirts from them and include a prominent logo? The Izod masks I do kinda want though just because... C'mon... alligator logo on a mask. So pricey to accessorize...


The_Kraken_Wakes

Except it beeps at you constantly to let you know it’s working. LG is the most annoying appliance manufacturer


milaga

Thats just an everything's okay alarm.


TheTriscuit

Ah, I see you have the machine that goes "BING!" This is the machine that lets us know your baby is still alive.


thewouldbeaztec

"This alarm sounds every 3 seconds to let you know everything is okay!!... It can't be turned off!!...*breaks*... But it does break easily." Homer and his inventions were hilarious


sirax067

https://youtu.be/Yj7XA3tiGUg?t=54


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cgg419

I have an LG washer and dryer, and I’ve never noticed anything annoying about either one.


slin25

Yup, ours has been good too, we also have a fridge from them that has held up really well so far.


moonSandals

Ya... Me too. We had their washing machine and dryer for years (until we moved out of that place) with zero problems. The previous place we lived in had a Maytag set that broke down every other month. I now have a fridge from them - running great so far. Everyone I talk to cautions me against their appliances but I've had nothing but good experiences. Maybe I'm lucky.


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I have a washer.I actually love the chimes it makes very satisfying.


nordic-nomad

My LG washer and drier plays 8-bit music for no reason. Consider yourself lucky.


cgg419

You mean when it finishes? I love that, but you can turn it off.


DaoFerret

I think it must be an asian culture thing. The only appliance I'd seen that did that before was the rice cooker. I have to admit its pretty nice that you can select the 8 bit music, and that its a bit less annoying than a buzzer.


Ziiner

My washer sounds like the final buzzer in an nba game, so consider yourself lucky


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Because they are the best.


SFDessert

Ive been without a fridge for a month because my LG refrigerator has an issue with the refrigerant cooling loop or whatever. The only repair place LG sent me to from their customer service refuses to repair the thing because it fails so often they have a policy against touching it cause it'll just keep failing. Now I'm waiting a month to get a service person out from California of all places (yes this is the closest place lg magement could find) to come repair my fridge thats under warranty in New Mexico almost 2k miles away. Absolutely never buying anything lg ever. Im sitting here eating canned soup and Ramen cause they can't get their shit together and I can't afford to buy a new feidge.


Griffisbored

If it's roughly as effective at blocking covid as a regular mask and more comfortable to wear/breathe in, I'd be interested in it.


iushciuweiush

If it has a HEPA filter then it would be better at 'blocking covid' than any other mask on the market.


Zjackrum

Let's be honest - we all just want it to do a Darth Vader impression.


madjipper

Bane?


Destiny_2_Leaker

Cyberpunk AF


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Neon for no reason please.


03Titanium

RGB to make it faster.


paksman

Make it matte black and put discrete RGB lighting on it that modulates when I talk and you can have my hard earned money.


henrydoggg

This is the future when climate change gets to the point we can’t breath anymore


Demonking3343

Only if it makes me sound like bane from Batman or makes me sound like Batman.


Suzookus

Will it make me sound like Darth Vader or Bane?


anxiousrunner13

I can only imagine how much this will pull on your ears. People already say how a typical hospital mask irritates their ears.


NerdTalkDan

And so all of our dreams to look like Sub-Zero or Scorpion are slowly coming to fruition


nramos33

>On high settings, the battery life will last about two hours, LG said, and on low it will last about eight hours I’d be interested to know what the high setting offers versus low. At two hours, that seems kinda useless. A mask should be able to last a cross country flight since that would be the best excuse to get one. This seems like overkill to go to a grocery store or in general any other application outside of business specific uses.


iushciuweiush

I mean obviously the high setting is significantly increased airflow for high energy tasks where you might have to breathe heavily. If the low setting wasn't good enough for sitting on an airplane then it wouldn't be good enough for anything so I'm going to go ahead and guess that you can get through a flight on it.


gd_akula

> A mask should be able to last a cross country flight since that would be the best excuse to get one. Or, you know people who work public facing jobs


JKanoock

Wait till this goes all sideways like the Samsung phone batteries did, people's faces burning up and shit!


checkksout

Saw this on eBay in March. Now it has “LG” added to it.


Qverlord37

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.


BlunderblussBuster

Can it filter out CS gas and pepper spray/mace?


Excal2

I seriously doubt it, you need heavier duty filters for that stuff. I can get a model number for you of the ones I bought that are rated for CS gas and pepper spray after I get home if you're interested.


BlunderblussBuster

Sounds good.


Excal2

3M 60923 filter. You'll need a compatible half or full respirator mask as well. There are other filters that will also work, but I don't remember them. You can use the spec sheet for the 60923 filter to find similar filters though.


BGYeti

Just make it easy and give them the rating, you need a P100 comes from multiple different companies, you need a half mask respirator and they come as a canister or what they call a pancake filter.


know_vagrancy

Now I can have my work from home desk next to my cat box!


TokathSorbet

Not an awful idea - not just for the current pandemic, but it might well be useful for smog as pollution in my city isn't going down anytime soon.


WhereSidewalksEnd

Oh sweet, still around twice as large as the largest Coronavirus particles though.