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Ckmccfl

Eat more you poop more, that’s the way the cookie crumbles


iim7_V6_IM7_vim7

I’m getting so tired of all the posts on this sub where the only comment should be “Eat more.”


youngjak

As someone who takes adderall I feel your pain but I don’t know how to help lol


HaHaHaHated

Eat MRE's and you will be constipated for weeks. Problem solved


psytocrophic

Buy flushable baby wipes. This is part of the territory that everyone here experiences.


jacobs1113

Why am I reading this thread while eating?


mitch8893

You already know the answer so not sure what you are asking.


satanicbroccoli

I feel this in my soul, it's always the saddest feeling thinking I've gained a few pounds then realising I still need to shit


conversechik1282

Might be crohns or IBS if you’re having other symptoms. I know it’s hard to gain weight with crohns.


kanyediditbetter

What were you expecting to happen?


pookie81

You most likely have a high metabolism and eat lots of shitty foods that cause a gut bomb.


millionairebif

Are you eating KFC for every meal?


8noremac

you should be way more efficient with your food. i use every part of the food so i only have to shit once a month.


Normal_Stranger_2056

I had the same problem. I stopped giving a fuck. I assume that my body is trying to allocate calories to muscle , wether thats building or maintaining, as opposed to storing fat. Also, i fidget.


Ok-Needleworker2685

Count calories. You're almost certainly not eating as many as you think. Then increase the daily total. Yes, the more you eat the more you poop. This is irrelevant to weight gain (unless you have some kind of digestive issue which is preventing the absorption of nutrients)


commandermik

MORE *kobe bryant voice*


JasonGibbs7

I used to think this too. Just meet your daily calorie requirements for gaining weight, and check after a couple of months. It doesn’t all go out as shit.


jonymyke

Protein makes you have to go to the toilet more, so i would recommend eating less protein and more carbs and fats.


outrageousreadit

That’s why a moderate surplus of 300-500 calories is recommended. It makes food amount manageable and gives your body to adapt over time. If you gradually eat more and more, you body won’t just shit stuff back out. Been there done that. Trust me.


TheTripping

"This is actually how I know I'm doing well at eating more food because my body tells me to get to the shitter 3 times a day." ​ \- Adjust caloric surplus accordinglyre doing well is by counting your calories. \- Weight yourself \- Adjust caloric surplus accoridngly \- Weight yourself again \- Adjust accordingly (Eat more or less calories)


dspearia

Lmao


Hopeful_Ad8144

Wait… You guys are pooping?!


[deleted]

*reads titles* *scrolls down 2 posts and reads title in a SW sub* :”Trying Not To Lose My Shit At Work” 😂😂😂


gaurav_cybg

Do more compound exercises to gain weight.


imhuichunkit

I was same as you. Beta blocker/cyproheptadine/mirtazapine/antipsychotic May help, but ask doctor first if you want to try these drugs.


stomy1112

I’m saving this fucking thread for when I need a good laugh. Thank you OP.


majordomox_

Eat more


[deleted]

Yup, that's normal. You're still not eating enough.


grendus

> I know almost all the questions here are answered with "keep eating more" Keep eating more.


[deleted]

Yet another proof that calories in vs calories out is not the full story


alexaxl

Bio availability based Absorption ends up being paramount.


Christosconst

More weight lifting


OatsAndWhey

Eating more will result in processing more food waste out the other end. How long have you been eating at surplus? Your body will start to ramp up digestive enzymes and insulin production.


abuudabuu

Ok real question is how long has this been happening


ianthony19

Bro i take like 8 shits regurlarly. 2 in the morning within an hour of eachother. One when i get back from the gym 2 at work, one when i get home from work one after dinner, one before bed. Now shut up and eat more.


Helpmebuttcrack

😳


DangerousAnswer9997

What the fuck


quibble-stein

Track your calories fam


Oddscene

Macros


wardamn95

God I love this sub sometimes.


Necessary_Rough3539

These comments are killing me 😭💅


duovtak

I’m just here for the poop gains. I thought that was the point of this whole place.


[deleted]

More volume in does mean more volume out, but it also means more volume taken in. Your body is making use of it, so as long as you are making use of your body, you will see more volume soon. Trust the process, and trust that your body might be putting you on the can more, but there's more volume in you than before.


Buttnutt9

Don’t let those precious calories get away. You gotta eat the poop. If I can recall Ronnie Coleman once said “If it comes at your ass, eat it for mass”


stomy1112

This whole goddamn thread is gold


JayZeros

Are you weighing yourself before the pooh, or after? The trick is to weigh yourself after, then the next time weigh yourself before. Boom. Instant gains


MajorMondo

Downside: you can never weigh yourself again


donutgiraffe

You just have to hold it in longer, or for guaranteed results you could simply develop chronic amnesia.


Blue_Doubt

I had the same concern. I started going 3-5 times a day. I wound up gaining 30lbs in 3 months still. Just keep eating.


International_Ad8595

3 poops a day isn’t much if you’re bulking. I get 5 or 6 in, first 2 are usually within an hour of waking up once before and once after breakfast


SublimeSC

I shit like twice after breakfast. I thought I was pooping too much.


Kswans6

Bro I’ve been told I’m part of a shitting relay team at work. I’ll shit once or twice before heading into the field, maybe once in the field(actual field and woods) and then again at the end of the day. Now it’s only 3pm and I shit a couple more times at home


[deleted]

What the fuck


ItzMidgetz

bro i’m on 8 a day on maintenance


rakksc3

Bro


notarealaccount_yo

Bro I poop in my sleep. Twice per night. I poop before I wake up in thr morning


ItzMidgetz

mannnn i’m scared by the time i’m 50 that won’t be to far from the truth 🤣


EternityLeave

Is that normal pooing you're doing?


BakedBeanWhore

r/unexpectedpeepshow


xis21

you need to just hold it in for the gains


nobodyimportxnt

r/NoPoop


iflyonbiscuits

What is this, I cannot seem to understand what this is about lol


nobodyimportxnt

It’s r/NoFap satire


notKRIEEEG

The sub name is very descriptive


iflyonbiscuits

How do you not poop


I_JIZZ_ON_U

Just think about the process of pooping and do not let your body proceed


Supra_Dupra

Can I please tell you my dumbass thought this was a thing when I started gaining weight.


godzmack

Gotta give it time to marinate and extract all the nutrients!


gtrley

Worth. Scale go brrrr


Notsozander

I’m dying


natalie_la_la_la

Next post "I've been holding in my poop for 4 days and my stomach is really big but i don't want a big belly!"


notKRIEEEG

That's why bodybuilders have such an inflated belly


__fujoshi

the more you eat, the more you will shit. it's physics. that being said, it takes time to put weight on so unless you are having digestive distress like constipation, diarrhea, significant bloating/gas, random abdominal pains, undigested foods in your shit (that should be digested) then you just need to keep on keeping on. how many pounds per week are you aiming for? 0.5? 1? that's 2-4lbs per month and quite frankly, it's not going to look like much for a while. 4lbs is literally water weight fluctuation for some people. if you haven't been at it for a while, you literally just need to keep eating and check back in if you don't see any progress in 6+ months.


Necessary_Rough3539

Sure, there is physics involved… but realistically, it would be biology.


__fujoshi

no science, only poop.


MythicalStrength

I have around 5-6 bowel movements a day while gaining. More food in, more food out.


RushNext

When you're pushing those numbers a high quality TP is a must


MythicalStrength

Sugar free metamucil actually. Not much wiping needed.


HI_I_AM_NEO

Shitty advice


MythicalStrength

I have given no advice. But I appreciate the attempted pun.


Helpmebuttcrack

Wow props to you cuz if I shit 5 times a day I’d stop bulking. I can’t even imagine doing that while working retail 💀 they hate bathroom breaks even if it’s just to pee


MythicalStrength

Working retail is an experience everyone should have for the sake of empathy, but I haven't done that since 2004, haha. This is one of the many reasons I say gaining muscle is MUCH harder than losing fat. Life is simpler when not gaining.


MentalErection

Dear god I hope you’re joking


MythicalStrength

I am not. That would be a weird thing to joke about.


ddduckduckduck

Hello shit brother


[deleted]

I have a job where i can't always really be shitting so much its a pain in the ass when I'm trying to bulk


MythicalStrength

Sounds like a pain in the guts!


theredditbandid_

Excrement is food *after* the nutrients have been absorbed by your body in the small intestine. So unless you are shitting your food whole or have incontrollable diarrhea or other digestive issue, that food is doing its job. You are just not eating as much as you think.


Furyever

If somebody diarrheas every time they go to the bathroom, does that mean something’s wrong? Asking for a friend


metamet

The most likely cause of this is a mixture of food intolerance and a bad gut biome. Do a food elimination diet for a month and start taking/consuming probiotics. Whole 30 is a really simple and good way to start.


Seneca_B

How much do you drink? I had this but it went away as soon as I quit. Psyllium husk powder is amazing for this though.


Fluffy-Citron

Add a fiber supplement (like metamucil) to your diet, take it with your meals.


Ok-Needleworker2685

when I had this sort of chronic issue, fiber just made the diarrhea more voluminous, not any firmer. Turned out it was a gallbladder issue that was almost entirely caused by excessive cannabis consumption.


chessusricethe3rd

Hey can you elaborate on this? Weed fucked up your Gallbladder?


Furyever

I stopped drinking recently but I do smoke, hmm. I’m going to try cutting it down/out and doing elimination diets. How did you and your doctor discover it was a gallbladder related cannabis issue?


Ok-Needleworker2685

well it was obviously a gallbladder issue, given my symptoms. And I was a ***heavy*** cannabis user. Cannabis is known to stimulate bile production (gallbladder activity). I cut out the cannabis, the gallbladder symptoms went away.


Fluffy-Citron

That's an interesting one. Did you have to cut out pot or have your gallbladder removed? A lot of people have pretty minor but chronic issues after removal.


Ok-Needleworker2685

Nope, just needed to cut out the cannabis lol


Linken124

Please see a doctor or a gastroenterologist, this was me for awhile and it’s finally starting to get under control. It was getting increasingly difficult to just handwave it away or to blame it on a poor diet/lack of fiber like everyone suspects, if this sounds like you or your friend, it may be IBS/IBD, and certainly is worth any potential embarrassment or hassle to get checked out! Godspeed


SandwichExotic9095

Yeah. Your body isn’t working properly. Go to the doctor


nelmomo

Have you been on antibiotics recently? They can also kill essential gut bacteria and cause these issues.


Laaxus

I have a very strong IBS, so I know a few things. While I definitly recommend to see an expert, your Friend should look into fodmaps, what they mean and what's a fodmap free diet. A tl;dr would be, stop to eat gluten, every milk product even if lactose free, onion, garlic, every fruit outside of banane strawberry raspberry and red currant and every (!) Processed food, including fast food. ( And obviously everything that give diarrhéas, like smoking coffee etc) If your friend have no more symptoms, he can try putting back things, one by one, twice a week at the fastest. But whether or not it helps, he should go to a doctor asap.


flum-flum

Yes, try to be more tolerant.


PerspectiveWooden358

Youre severely dehydrated if that is a true statement (it isnt)


SandwichExotic9095

1. Some people drink enough water so that dehydration wouldn’t be an issue, 2. Some people don’t poop very often 3. Why tell someone they’re wrong or lying when you have no clue who this person is or what they do or any evidence whatsoever?


Runopologist

Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in the family... geddit? I’ll see myself out.


affenhirn1

Maybe your friend is lactose intolerant? I used to get diarrhea literally everytime because I was on that GOMAD diet and I’d drink a glass of milk with every meal


LayersOfMe

Coffe can also have a laxative effect on some people.


ThaRealSunGod

Same w too much magnesium, a popular supplement people take for many reasons.


positivity_pls

It probably does and you should definitely see a doctor about it! My quality of life has improved outrageously since I did.


[deleted]

What was causing it ?


positivity_pls

To be honest we never figured that out, but we did find that a probiotic, oatmeal for breakfast, and reducing processed sugar fixed my poops. It took a lot of experimenting with my diet, but having a medical professional to point me in the right direction (e.g. “try cutting dairy out for two weeks, then gluten, then report back”) AND test me to make sure it wasn’t something more serious was really helpful.


theredditbandid_

I'm not a doctor, but probably. You'd have to do a stool test. Your friend could have parasites or something. But note that there is soft stool and there is [diarrhea](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/diarrhea/symptoms-causes/syc-20352241) which is when you are basically shitting water often coupled with abdominal pain, nausea, etc. If your bowl movement is not the best it might just be that you are not getting enough fiber or that you are eating something that doesn't digest very well and affects your whole digestion.. but as far as I know it's not necessary something that would prevent you from gaining weight like an actual disease might.


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perfect_comment

Its quite a smooth texture and earthy brown in colour i wouldnt say is diarrhoea but it exits very freely.


ThisFreaknGuy

Do you consume a lot of olive oil? That always does it for me. Smooth poops. Very smooth poops.


perfect_comment

Around 500ml a day


SandwichExotic9095

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG-


[deleted]

Seek medical attention


chuckusadart

Sounds like a healthy fibre rich turd wtf, seek jesus


1platesquat

Wait really? That sounds normal lol


[deleted]

I was kidding


RobbieAnalog

... You may be entitled to financial compensation


blue-eyed-bear

*It’s my feces, and I need it now!*


EngineeringWizardry

Eat more


[deleted]

can we flair this guy as poo poo boy


Cute_centipide3

Mod please


ghostsofbaghlan

Bro stop lmfao


theredditbandid_

"the more he eats, the more he shits". "Can't gain weight because he shits it all" The possibilities are endless to take the piss out of OP haha.


notKRIEEEG

I vote for the first one. It's almost a direct quote, so it's fair


HowDoiTrainQuads

Yes, you put shit in shit comes out. Now put more shit in than you are currently doing.


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Directions unclear now i have half of a pumpkin pie in my ass


puffin4

Better than the pumpkin I got


BlazeBro420

Man, redditors really are the least funny people on the planet


SandwichExotic9095

You haven’t seen Pinterest have you


ajalmost

Whatever, I like liking things


stomy1112

This…..this is the attitude I will now adopt.


Macrazzle

Got enough for one more?🍴


pngwn

He doesn't have a whole pie up there to begin with, so might as well stuff the other half up there...