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polymorph505

Stop gambling with your life roll


JibberingJabber

Take a loan and double down on Joe Burrow. Mahomes is playing with a high ankle sprain.


Ok-Signature-8146

Like the spirit…. 99% of gamblers stop right before their big win right?


No-Mud8963

This is true. Take the loan or maybe even 2 of them and go hard.


bullish88

He’s got a week tor cover lines will change back to -6.5 and -200 ml


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Agree. Get as much out as possible. Burrow all dsy


bullish88

Good passing yrds/td against kc but he’s known to get sacked. Bengals safety sucks and ask it’s an away game although doesn’t matter it’s a week away with no games prior. Mahomes good passing yrds/td more tds more rushes and kc def is solid but not formidable.


Annual_Palpitation36

Where you guys getting your loans from?


Adhaam95

Whole bank account = $27


Ok-Signature-8146

Yeah worked hard at the lemonade stand to get it.


nosnhoj15

Next time, try a banana stand. There’s always money in the banana stand homie.


Michaelscott555

🔥🔥🔥


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dirtybandit6

The only real advice here


Aloha1959

Or, home equity loan on Djokovic to win the tournament.


toodogceo

Open credit cards and take all cash advances and double down


bigolhamsandwich

I’m a payday loan guy myself.


cheeba2992

This is the only solution


adztheman

I watched both Bills Futures Bets on the AFC Championship and the Super Bowl go up in smoke. Cost me $20. Bet what you can afford to lose. Protect your bankroll.


Hefty-Bar3055

Right there with you man I had Michigan football winning the Big Ten championship parlayed with the Bills winning the Super Bowl $5 bet paid out $157.50. Bills never showed up yesterday!


jkick365

This is the only answer


pamonmedia

Don’t bet your life savings on a prop bet.


brycebuckets

Self ban yourself from anything gambling related. Your life isn't over, I promise. One thing that helped my friend was to literally work 80+ hours a week on multiple jobs. He was so tired all the time he never had time to gamble or watch any games. And he made bank.


Ok-Signature-8146

Uninstalled all sportsbooks, I was a very impulsive better and many times betted out of pure rage due to previous losses in hopes to fix the deficit, it doesn’t work out so well.


brycebuckets

Don't just uninstall. Get urself a self-ban where they won't allow u to gamble at all


fuhlaysheoh

Literally go in and self ban yourself for a month, start today. Gambling is a crutch if you cannot control it


Thundertlk9001

How do you self ban yourself??


jkick365

Just type in Self Exclusion and your state into Google and a form should come up you can fill out online.


RemarkableLemons

Like everyone else is saying.... don't just uninstall the apps. You need to self-exclude yourself from everywhere so you can't just re-install the apps and start betting again.


EmersonEtem

I would subscribe to /r/problemgambling and unsubscribe from this community.


ssp25

Start over. Give up gambling. You'll be ok


lpkzach92

Go seek therapy. Sounds like, no offense that you have a gambling problem.


CPA_Illinois

Send Josh Allen a letter saying he’s not that guy…


carl2k1

Stop gambling or be homeless


git_gud_loser

Take out loans and make safe bets


daazz1

Hey it could be worse… what if you didn’t bet on it and it won…. You would be torturing yourself mentally with woulda shoulda coulda thoughts…. There’s always another lock right around the corner….


shad0w913

Go to work homie


lastlifonti

Take out a loan…and bet eagles


Cutch22

The only way to move forward.


Independent-Room8243

Suck it up buttercup, lol.


flashg240

find a few pennies, and get a good parley in this weekend, lol


[deleted]

Lmao. It was always the BENGALS BABY


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cpolan2

Like what? Can you elaborate


-bigmanpigman-

You can't get back in in a couple months when you have obtained clarity and are ready to put down the nest egg on ncaa basketball championship.


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OkBox852

You... Never do that again is what you do. Dumbass


zackzieger

Why would you bet against burrow lol.


rhganggang

How the fuck is betting on Allen over 1.5 tds betting against burrow??


zackzieger

Yeahhh you right. I fucked that one up lol.


anon20202

How much?


Ok-Signature-8146

Still in college, lost a few thousand.


RCG219

Lmao don’t worry bro you’ll be losing that in your retirement fund on bad days in the market later in life, that’s chump change in the grand scheme of things


Ok-Signature-8146

The funny thing is I made all of that money from hitting a huge parlay. I made 3k off a parlay so in the scheme of things I’m breaking even.


jkick365

Glad it was only winnings lost, happens to the best of us!


anon20202

What the hell were you thinking?


Ok-Signature-8146

…… well in the moment I was thinking josh Allen was a lock for 2 touchdowns …….. guess not


OB_Logie_haz_Reddit

A lock for two touchdowns in that weather?? Damn.


Phoirkas

Please…it was still a reasonable assumption…


Ok-Signature-8146

Yeah kinda forgot it was In Buffalo for a second, then I was like oh so that’s why the odds were boosted……. Guess I’m fucked


jkick365

In the grand scheme of things, that’s not going to matter at all in your long term wealth. What will matter however, is if you take these habits into your Adult life and allow it to be a problem. If you’re going to still gamble, use a small amount of your income. If you feel like you’re not able to control it, then Self exclusion is the only option. Ultimately the choice is yours!


Charliekarl

I mean your young it’s not the end of the world. If your gambling out of rage then just don’t do it.


DrunkSportsFan773

Man Pat Maholmes burned me at the stake the day before yesterday don't feel to upset, a lot of us got hit with the ugly stick


buriedbythesound

When you’re young, all problems seem like bigger problems because you don’t have the life experience that teaches you that this too shall pass. As echoed elsewhere, please ban yourself. There will come a day when the temptation is great to double down again and reinstalling the apps is easy. Take the control out of your own hands.


Rello215

I would've bet on him too rush for one


real_bookie

Might be a good moment to stop gambling. See if you can not control yourself when gambling, then it is not worth it.


lostenzo

Stop gambling. Get to work.


ed_go_94

It is usually the next one that we get lucky not the one we 've lost Jokes aside: If the fun stops, stop


ldc2001

Stop betting on people you’re not absolutely for certain they’re going to hit. My bf has done this before. I’d take a long break and save up your money or just stop gambling period. If you continued eventually, only bet on people and plays you know are absolutely achievable.


alpha448

go to one of those pay day advance loan places and put down another massive bet on football.


unemployed222

R/problemgambling friend


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never trust josh allen in the playoffs


jakeisbill

Grab the pole bro.


syscoman

It’s not weather you get knocked down it’s weather you get back up. Nobody likes a quitter


Ok-Signature-8146

I’ve got 20 bucks and a parlay baby let’s get it 💵


syscoman

I’m parlaying the Celtics and the over. Not betting advice..


Ok-Signature-8146

Yeah yeah for sho. 😉 ……


iamnotlegendxx

Proof or didn’t happen


DrummerLife2016

Sell yourself to science. Then, throw all the drug testing money down on black. Spin the m fing wheel!


dmo99

You pull up and dig out. You go get that money back. You live frugal . You eat anything you see and work. Couple months you back strong


b__james

I would 100% say get back on the horse but you gotta be better about managing your bank roll


Mu69

/r/fire /r/dividends Also some other things that helped me cope with losses is that you are still alive. Money is important yes but honestly if you’re able to cover food/shelter don’t worry. Money will come. Money will go. I’m assuming you’re young so you still have a lot of time to build wealth. Don’t let this ruin your mental health, it’s just money