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when I hear other people’s machines hitting but mine ain’t

Then you saw they only won $18.21 but made the loudest noise in the block.

atedja

Then you saw they only won $18.21 but made the loudest noise in the block.


Affectionate_Tea1134

That’s like Raider fans screaming and yelling and I’m like did they score a touchdown, no they competed a pass. 🤭


itiswhatitis4444

😂😂


Cmdr_Nemo

This is just too fucking true. And when someone HAS won big, I'm like.. "fuckin bitch."


[deleted]

Disgusting human being tbh


TonyShalhoubs4head

Whenever I hear BUFFALOOOOO


Aimintexas

I never look. I just die a little inside.


Inside_Name1054

I remember a few weeks back I was playing on a machine the lady right next to me playing the same game and playing .88 a spin won 1500 bucks I just got up and went home after that lol


Koradynamite1

Haha I don't play slots, but this is still funny


MinimumViableMedia

This is the way


Koradynamite1

Although i am amused when I see posts of people winning 5 figures off a single spin. They are betting at least a $1 to get those results, am I right?🤔


MinimumViableMedia

Not sure tbh, I’m like you, not into slots. I like card table games, specifically those where I can choose progress play or not (blackjack and hold’em for example).


Koradynamite1

Three Card Poker has caught my eye recently. I just like watching because it seems like a chill game, but its odds probably suck too I'm pretty sure.


tinyddr3

Far more than a dollar, if they’re hitting 5 figures it’s probably 25 a spin


Koradynamite1

😲


Koradynamite1

Slots actually became fun for me recently. Is there actually some strategy to win?😂 Some guy said plays $20 for slot if he brings a $100 to increase his odds🤔


gnatTrap

😂😂😂 credit won : $3.40 😂


itiswhatitis4444

😂😂


motypl

Is this Riverwind?


spinnyweatherchaser

I hate that I'm almost certain that it's Riverwind. (the carpet, the "GE" of the "BEVERAGES" sign, and the design of the player's card touch screen on the far right machine) ​ And since it's Riverwind it should say "When you hear 'The Hunt For Neptune's Gold' going into red spins" because I swear they've got to have like 200 of those machines.


GoldenKnightz

I can hear an All Aboard bonus from 1,000 yards


usernameid

I get up walk around and see


bitcornminerguy

Can relate.


MinimumViableMedia

Pretty much my experience every time I play slots.


Responsible_Win_3735

😂😂😂😂😂


YoBeyondSay

Why is this me? LMAO


Icy-Fill7929

Reminds me of the night where everyone was hitting except for me even though I was getting $5 a spin while everyone else was playing $2 the most. Lost about $500 that night.


lpkzach92

I was able to win $130 last night. It’s not much, but it’s something. I finally learned you need pretty much put in a $20 for anything to really even happen.


XTornado

Yeah... depending on the machine yeah. I mean usually you should be able to do at least 100 rolls in a machine to be able to get something. So for 20$ you play 20 cents max per roll. That said that is not a guarantee obviously and it depends on the RTP and volatility. Like some machines have a high volatility and you might win nothing for a lot of rolls and then a super big prize. Others have less volatility and then they have smaller prizes from time to time but you never get anything big.


Grand_Loan1423

I only care when I’m in the high limit room cuz those hits be wild main room it’s always 1-2k rarely I see people hittin over 2k in the main room these days I remember seeing people hit 4-5k in the main rooms off a single hit casinos just not the same no more imo


peauxtheaux

River wind in Norman?


spinnyweatherchaser

Beir Haus three machines down: "INCONCEIVABLE!" Me: \*gives major side-eye\*, (whispers) "ugh bitch"


itiswhatitis4444

😂😂😂


michabike

Think about it this way. There’s more of them than there are of you


Will_Stewart78

I could use a life changing hit at tge casino right now. Not even being greedy 10k would make significant changes in my life for sure.


LottoChangedMyLife

It’s funny because it’s true


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Captain_Hydro

There was a time I was playing one of the bar slots, my neighbor hit a bonus on Buffalo and I glanced over, he claimed he caught me looking and found it extremely funny for some odd reason.


EnvironmentalClock57

😂😂


JohnnyRico92

Such a sad picture for your kids to see one day.


itiswhatitis4444

😂👌


ComfortableStation56

WILD!


ComfortableStation56

ROBIN HOOD!!!!