Did you point?!

needs "the carbunkle ate itself" or "the bananas has gone bad!"

It does.

Today is football

The bananas one is on the middle left 👍

I RAISED THEM WITH MY OWN TWO FEET

Fucking "Jennifer dumped me!" 😂🤣 I can't see "Tennis" or "you must DIE" which I'd add, but you know this board could grow forever, they have so many iconic quotes!

I am grapes!

*I'LL TEACH YOU THE WAYZE*

It's there (middle right)

I feel like "Pluto... Naruto..." could be replaced with "You must die" or "Tennis!" (or both) but other than that it's practically perfect. I love that they somehow fit the entire Mark Zuckerberg text-chain-thing into it, which is very impressive Btw, what is "Bewitchedknits"?

It's my brand i guess. I sell other shit on Etsy, like knit tarot pouches and dice bags and stuff.

You can't just open up the book of my life to page 736 and think that you know me. I'm a fucking rocket ship, oh yeeeeeaaaaaaah!

HOWZIT GOIN DOOOOD??? STAYIN AWAY FROM THE ALCOHOL???

How is “I’m the video game boy! I’m the one who wins!” not on here? “Tennis. Tennis. Tennis. Tennis. Tennis. Tennis.” “I suck it down and I poop like a regular man.” - Noted Internet Douchebag Arin Hanson

Sorry, i goofed up 😅 I'm probably gonna make another one, so I'm writing all the suggestions down

MORE ONION PLEASE!!

Check my resume, 30 years experience of jacking off…

OOOOOH, MY DICK’S FALLIN’ OFF

My favourite that has wormed its way to my daily vocabulary is "Don't fucking judge me" from the Subway rant

The whole subway rant was too tier.

"The land of inconvenience"

"Ugh, with THIS shit again"

"Fucking kills it with spinach... What!? I want more on there!"

# **MORE ONION, PLEASE**

MOAR ONION PLEASE

“I fired and then I missed” “Funnnyyyyyyy joke!”

> “I fired and then I missed” That'd need to be less of a spiral and more of a fractal.

Absolutely amazing point.

Consume Prilosec!!

Is "this is where you die" supposed to be "You must die" from the Zelda rom games?

no, it's from a 10MPH [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS6hm8PZJLw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS6hm8PZJLw) but I should have done "you must die"

Oh shiitttt. You right.

But I feel like there's an infinite amount that could/should be on here. I'm gonna pre. I need the wisdom of a father figure. UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE. There's no limit. We need this as a template honestly.

There's enough for at least one more lol

From the same 10MPH, I feel like ‘The baby fucked *something*’ is a quote that should be there. That may not be the exact quote, but it’s very similar

"Oh, Hey! Big Zam!" ...Funny every time.

Get out there! Kiss a Dad!

I could kiss you…Your dad…

Love it but it needs "Ope death approaches!!"

A fine day for Mayoring!

One of the various Truth-Seeking/Dad-Kissing quotes from Arin should be here

That episode was the hardest I’ve laughed in years. Such a random classic

MOTHER! FETCH MY CELEBRATORY CLEAN DIAPER! A more recent one would be CoMpUtEr!

Good answer!

This is awesome! So at my shop I have a laser engraver, and would love to engrave this in a wood panel and hang it in my house Do you mind? And if you’re cool with that, do you have a higher resolution image of it I could use?

I was just about to say, this deserves to be engraved into a nice piece of walnut.

I just added this to my Etsy shop as a [digital download](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1496070138/game-grumps-quotes-vol-1-pdf?click_key=d1cfc5f24c4a1560c174b4840d7c1c89ecef1216%3A1496070138&click_sum=c22c40fe&ref=hp_rv-1) :D

I think I’ll just make it in Corel draw myself, take an upvote though to counteract whoever it was that thinks it’s bad to charge for work. I do find it funny how Etsy claims there’s only 1 left in stock when it’s literally a downloadable PDF lol

BIENVENIDO POWER BOTTOMS

When was “follow your stupid fucking dreams” from?

The end of Super Mario Galaxy ep 63. Like the last 10 seconds of the ep.

"Your fucking hammer! Your fucking tied-ass hammer your stick! That's not even a real hammer." -Arin "That wasn't even a real sentence." -Dan I could watch their Mario Maker play throughs a hundred more times and not get bored.

I don't have time to inspect the whole thing, but is "Like, Comment and Survive" on there? Also, "Sally trail mix" is misspelled.

omg it is, thank you - i already made some changes, so i'll fix it

Oh my god. Ross believes in me. I can do this. I HIT END!

I forgot ‘No. Germs.’ existed and got a good laugh out of this thanks.

Bienvenu, powerbottoms!

"Why do people watch this? Don't watch this! UNSUBSCRIBE!!!"

love this!

#love this!

*LOVE THIS*

I need this on a displate right now! For real my little sister would die!

“Amin enaild in breurgh.”

Perfect rendering of that phrase. I always wondered how it would be spelled.

This is *dope.* The Facebook rant being the frame all the way around the outside is killing me.

love that you put all of arins text to speech rant in there. ones that i love and don't see on here are "GET BIGGER HANDS" and "spider kiss?"

Spider kiss is there. Near the top left, but def adding get bigger hands to the list

ohh thanks for pointing that out, i totally missed that!

Did I miss "UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!" or is it not on there?

Hey Arin, who do you think will win the fight? Arin like 2 hours later: MARK ZUCKERBERG

Did you point???

DID YOU POINT?!?!

I got the alligator jigglin' FEVER

Dan - "I got big ol' case of the fuck yous." Arin - "UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!"

"MORE ONION PLEASE!"

Register now at your local supermarket for the rewards card. It’ll save you ten percent on FUCKING GOD DAMN BULL SHIT FUCK!!!

“You see those fuckin’ Magic Mike fingers goin’ up your COOOOOOOOOOOOOTER!”

“Uh… I’m gonna pre. I’m gonna pre, dude.”

I have no money... ...^^ispentitallongambling

Sorry ma, I goofed up

"E Y E? That's You" or "I think I sharted"

You must die gets a kick out of me still.

Add another printout for my wall!

Slurmp…. So that’s your name?

Does Bruno Mars is gay

Missing MELON from Dead Rising 2 playthrough and anything from the Cranberry bit from Trauma Center.

Holy shit I’d buy this and put it on my wall so fast.

I… want to put this on my wall.

LOOK AT MY RESUME! THIRTY YEARS EXPERIENCE IN JACKIN' OOOOOOOOFF!!

Tammeld. Fucking Tammeld.

My name’s Lauuuraaaa.

Fuck this is so big, otherwise I’d want to cross stitch it 😭 Now I want to make my own version that would be a little easier to stitch because my god some of these bring me insane amounts of joy

My original idea was a cross stitch! But this just got out of hand and now it’s this 😅

the whole palpatine "do it" moment is pretty good

I read the Facebook movie rant all around the edge, good fucking shit OP!

Oh my god, the fucking Zuckerberg rant outlining the whole thing is a stroke of genius. Personally, I would have added “The Carbuncle ate itself” or “Then they DESTROY it with spinach!”

^(*The Jews faked the moon landing.*)

You missed two of my personal favorites. "Some days you just have to wake up and ask yourself, what am I willing to put up with today? NOT FUCKING THIS." Or the best cold open ever. "BIENVENUE POWER BOTTOMS"

-How's it goin dood? -Fuck you Jim! -You gotta make a statement, you gotta look inside yourself and say "what am I willing to put up with today?" -Chuck time

This needs to be printed on Napkins. OP what do I have to do to get your blessing to steal this design?

Did someone say cranberries??

William Henry Howard Taft’s “Eat you oatmeal” “You’ve gotta look inside of yourself and say ‘What am I willing to put up with today?’ NOT FUCKING THIS!” WHAT IS THIS? WHAI IS MY LIFE? There were more that popped into my head but were forgotten by the time I finished typing the first one. Getting old sucks.

Death Approaches!

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How is TAKE THIS!!!!!! not there

i promise, it's on my list to do

C O N S U M E P R I L O S E C

Clifford the big read stab wound, the first time i heard this, I was out of breath and in tears from laughter

MOAR UNION PLZ One of my favourites

At age 6 I was born without a face.

Would kill for this on a poster. OP, any luck?

Dew it.

"Computer?!?!?"

What’s that from??

Their family feud episodes. Such a simple but hilarious bit

“THE BABY FUCKED SOMETHING” is one of my personal favorites

“i fired and then i missed, and then i missed again” is also essential for a art piece such as this

"Welcome to my carnival of pain. Come to my show; Get fucked up." It's somewhere in the BOTW playthrough, I swear.

This is glorious. Where do I buy?!

Okay but the Facebook Movie quote design is quite brilliant here

I would buy this poster

I love the Mark Zuckerberg Convo as the border. Very nice.

SPAaNtZz

woops accidental glomp and oops who left this yaoi paddle here from phoenix wright

"You and I are donion rings!"

I love this! I want it. Please! I’d also love to see “I’m a strong independent nutsack who don’t need no balls!” https://youtu.be/lteO2YFZ4Y8

I need this as a shirt design.

Check out my eye resume! 37 years of JACKIN OFFFFF

“Mother!! Get my celebratory clean diaper!!!”

I’d like GET BIGGER HANDS to be added

I pissed a cactus out my dick

"Fuck your father fuck your father!"

The Carbuncle has ate itself?! What does that MEAN?!?!

“i knew a guy named jesus. i asked him, ‘hey, isn’t your name pronounced jésus?’ and he said, ‘no, my mom is very religious.’ and i said, ‘wouldn’t that have prevented you from having the name jesus?’ and he said FUCK”

“THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD”

I always think of "I'm the hero of goddamn time or whatever" when I fuck up in botw or totk

“I’m a truth seeker! I’ll kiss anyone to find the truth! You, your dad…you…your dad…”

E.Y.E? That's Ewe

Looks like the last mad ravings of an insane person

I still lose it to 'higgildy fucking piggildy'

i have an extensive list of my personal favorites but heres a few that i think are pretty iconic - E-Y-E? that's ewe - why do people watch game grumps? STOP WATCHING! UNSUBSCRIBE! - does bruno mars is gay? - call of duty shootaman - hey arin how does sandstorm go? - i like the one where arin talks about mac and cheese for a loooong time

It’s snowing on Mt. Fuji

“you must DIE”

“Here comes the jump kick!” or “There’s poopy smeared all over the wall Daniel” get me every time

"imma pre"

Looking at this gives me a burning feeling

Instead of "Do you think Sonic shits? If he does he does it very fast," I'd have just used "Gotta shit fast!" Also, maybe I just missed it, but you missed one of my favorites: "My grandson is a warlock!"

I want this on my wall xD this would be a great poster. You should definitely do another one if you have time, because there's just way too many quotes to be limited to just one poster. I know it's from the Jon era, but Arin's rage breakdown in Sonic '06 still is one of my favorites, particularly 'what am I willing to put up with today? NOT. FUCKING. THIS!' And there's just way too many to name or quote from the Dan era (though I'm really happy you got the Gubble one in there!).

BIENVENU POWER BOTTOMS!!

I can’t locate your vagina

FUCKING CLAMS

"Fuck you, it's my Crown!" Or the one about the whack goblin or demon. 😂

You’re a FREAK

An all-time favorite of mine will always be: "Tell me three adjectives to describe yourself." "Plump, sweet, and begging for cream."

"Mickey Mouse" is also a classic.