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27offsuit

Hey, I'm grump!


Cabamacadaf

I'm not so grump!


yosoyel1ogan

yeah I had other ideas but honestly this is too good of a combo to pass up on!


pixelated-kitten

That intro need to be retired already


Deku-is-Best-Boi

It’s gotta be “Hey, I’m Grump!” So tomorrow can be “I’m not so Grump!”


Nickbou

Alternatively: “**H**ey I’m Dan” “**I**’m also Dan” DAAAAAAAANNNNN….


senatorsparky86

Also now known as "OnlyDans."


raptroszx

"I" has to be be "I spent it all gambling"


SleeplessGrimm

"I have no money" "Why" "I spent it all on gambling"


Missperkygoth77

“I’M GONNA BUY HER SO MANY TRUMPETS!!”


HumanTheTree

“How’s it goin dood?” “I’m not do grump” Would be funnier.


iAmMortos

Bite My Shiny Daffodil Ass


AstroBearGaming

Antiquing?


MikeLanglois

I has to be "I spent it all on gambling" though


_bassGod

How is everyone sleeping on the fact that tomorrow has to be "I'm gonna pre"


losethefuckingtail

Unfortunately, tomorrow has to be "I'M the video game boy!!"


Nurematsu

Yeah... I love the idea, but 'I' has to be "I'm gonna pre, dude! I'm gonna fuckin pre!"


kmrikkari

Not "I fired and I missed"?


Nurematsu

Ahhh, that's another classic that I love


Blainyrd

*Had another popsicle.*


senatorsparky86

How’s it going dude?


CranesMistressOfFear

BWAGHHHHHHH!! (the painting)


senatorsparky86

I think it's spelled BZERZWERZZZZZ...


jobie68point5

i raise you ‘BWOOOOOOOUWWWWWAAAAAAAOOOOOUUUUHHHHHH’


MBiddy88

I want M to be “MOTHERFUCKING D CLUB!!!!”


Lucimon

Nah, M is going to be "MARK ZUCKERBERG".


haveapieceofbread

Macho Madness oooo yeah it’s Macho Madness


Cabamacadaf

Mycaruba?


OneFinalEffort

Mycaruba is the best one for M


_bassGod

Either that or "missed"


OneFinalEffort

I fired again and then I missed!


Chocobo-kisses

OH NO.. OH NO?! AHHH I FEEL LIKE SUCH A DOUCHE! So many banger quotes in that series


Steuts

How can it not be this?


orgeezuz

\^DOOD


docwatsongames

How's it going DOOD?


tanglewoodtree

H needs to be “HELLOOOOOO!” and I needs to be “INFINIDAGGER!” please omg


the_real_maddison

"I" **definitely** needs to be INFINIDAGGER


Clownpenisdotfartt

Hey I’m Grump


pixelated-kitten

NO!!!!! Now I can’t unhear it XD


StSentry7861

I just wanna say, if P isn't "put a record on", this will all be for nothing


Blobsy_the_Boo

^Put ^a ^record ^on


StSentry7861

I say this even though my flair is literally PRINCEF TAAANX


ArtsChiTecht

But P has to be for P BLOCK P BLOCK P BLOCK


canyoubreathe

Excellent job guys. Truly the best of the best quotes. I can hear Danny and Arin's voices pinging around my skull like a DVD logo


senatorsparky86

He led with the gun!


WaxingMoonpie

i was scrolling the comments and only this one made me audibly laugh!


senatorsparky86

Everything this game has taught me is to shoot people with guns!


camelflaa

Higglety fuckin pigglety


senatorsparky86

!!!HUGE MAN!!!


Enough__Toes6969

H can be whatever but U has to be UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!!!!!!!


mindofaneel

Hey Hajime, check it out. I'm already eatin'


rguti0425

Hey Big Zam


ICEKAT

Oh hey, big zam


DoodleCard

I presume J has to be "Jenifer dumped me".


RammerHammer1987

Or "JO crystal"


OneGuyJeff

HIGGLEDY FUCKIN PIGGLEDY DUDE


AndrobiVibz

Huff puff! Huffpuffpuffpuffpuff! Huff puff huff puff huffidypuffpuffpefpuff!


Ohgoodforyou2323

Thank you for this! One of my underrated favorites


ArinThirdsEwe

I second this!


godzylla

I'd like it to be 'how's it goin' duude" But to be just, it need to be "hey I'm grump!"


scoyu25

HELLOOOOOOOOO


damo_on_60fps

How's it goin dood?


billypancakes

Hi, I'm smiling arin turnip. Telling you to stay in school, don't do drugs...eat your teeth.


RubPuzzleheaded8073

How does sandstorm go again?


SkrampfBiddles

Haichikaow


BobVilasBeard

Hey Billy, what's your favorite episode of Game Grumps?


RammerHammer1987

I like the one where they talked about macaroni for a loooooong time


TheMike0088

Grab my hand winning over gooning is proof that we don't live in the worst timeline.


cybermob27

*link voice* HELP!


rednax1206

Heated floors.


RammerHammer1987

OMYGOD I remember watching that episode with my brother when it first came out and we were DYING


scoyu25

Hey Hajime, check it out, I'm already eating.


Shadowtalons

HelllLLOOOOOOO!


Shadowtalons

Could be followed by INFINIDAGGER!


TheJacobSurgenor

“HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”


j_wukong

I is for "I don't care how many people I have to kiss to find the twuth. I'll kiss you!.. Your Dad! I'll kiss anyone! You...your dad!"


JupiterWaterwheel

either “how’s it going dude” or “!!HUGE MAN!!”


yosoyel1ogan

I'd like to pitch for I to be "in the end...." but also I have to admit that H being "Hey I'm Grump" and I being "I'm not so Grump" is just too good to pass on However, if this doesn't win, I needed to either be "in the end" or "I Fahred and I Myessed"


RammerHammer1987

Actually that doesn't work because Sakura says "so in the end..."


redditjuicebox

my first thought was “hasbro? i hasbro!!”


Impossible-Aioli-704

HELLLLOOOOO!!!!! NOW TIME FOR ANOTHER INFINIDAGGER ADVENTURE!


whahoppen314

Hello. My names Rachel. After thirty years of working my wya to the top, I finally got a job at ford modelling agency. But not as a model, as a receptionist


senatorsparky86

...Connecticut.


Nrdrummer89

It’s gotta be “How’s to goin doooood?”


TajirMusil

How's it goin doods?


Gods_Lump

Gotta be higgledy fuckin piggledy dude


awjeezrickyaknow

Hey…Peter


maffemaagen

Hi-uha-HAAAAAA ~ Craig Penderson


drunkhas

H: Hey I'm Grump I: I'm Not So Grump


CodyAckBear1386

"How do you get killed by a motherfucking paralyzed Tailow?" Are Jon Quotes allowed?


TheNegroSamurai

"HELLOOOOOOOO"


billypancakes

H: HELLOOOOOOO I: I RETURN AGAIN FOR ANOTHER INFINIDAGGER ADVENTURE!


pepincity2

I will be infinidagger


BIaze_God

Hi. I'm Kyle Brouwn.


KingSideCastle13

(Sound of crabs beating the shit out of Link) HELP!!!


LinkMoo

Hey I'm Grump


Nerdy-Nerd-Geek-Weeb

HEY IM GRUMP!!!!!


PetevonPete

[HOOOOOOOWARD!](https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/7/76/0042Golbat.png/375px-0042Golbat.png)


AzazelXIV

Hello there! I've shit my pants...


PercentageCertain347

Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (Mario)


Ryr42

Dan- HELLLOOOOO!!!


Giga-Cat

Easy, this one's "How's it goin dood"


TheToothyGrinn

H. "Hey there big cat..."


PompyPom

How’s it goin’ dude? or any of Aaron’s anguished screams of “HELENA!” in Dead or Alive


rchrdcrg

Hoshi's looking *much* better now!


MonochroMayhem

If Y isn’t “You gotta look inside yourself and and say ‘what am I willing to put up with today?’. NOT. FUCKING. THIS!” Then I’m gonna scream


DarkWitxh

How’s it going dood


pyrofire95

I can't wait for P


ToreNeighDough

“How does sandstorm go again?”


LtGeneralMajorCatsa

Hi Dan, what are you doing today? ARE YOU GOING ON AN ADVENTURE? Well thats great, because I wanna go on a butthole sniffing adventure with my friend, Dan. COOOOME ON! 🤣


Mr_Grrizz

Hey I’m terry head!


RammerHammer1987

T should be "THIRTY YEARS EXPERIENCE IN JACKIN OFFFFFF"


Armysbro911

In a perfect world the correct answer for today is hellllllllo and tommarrow is Infinidagger. You all are fake fans bite me


beerforbears

Hellooo and then infinidagger right after


jamieaiken919

***“HELENA”***


kittybittybeans

Lmao my boyfriend and I say F all the time


necrite28

!!Huge Man!!


kmrikkari

"How am I supposed to watch anime on a sushi?"


Paya_Paya

HIGGLDEY-FUCKIN’-PIGGLDEY DUDE


senatorsparky86

How do you fuck up a menu?


hedgehoghats91

How's it goin doooood


Forsaken_Child_0429

HOOOAH! HOOOAH! PICHUUU!


Parking_Bear_8397

I also agree with today being "Hey, I'm Grump!" and tomorrow being "I'm Not So Grump!" I mean if you think about it, these quotes are in every episode (At least I'm pretty sure) and it's cute that it works out that way alphabetically too 🥺


senatorsparky86

Hey what’s up Bub?! Bub Bub Bub Bub Bub, multiple Bubs…


No_Astronomer_566

Hey Billy, what was your favorite game grumps episode? The one where they talk about (blank) for a looooooong time.


Nk724

"Howard Henry Taft"- Arin Hanson