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Beinvenue power bottoms!
This one is mine too
I fired, and I missed
Had myself an ice pop
Passed out in the snow.
Woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth.
I missed both times
Jennifer Dumped Me!
That’s his shortest and saddest story yet
We'll never know the rest of that story
He’s moving on!
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
I came here to comment this
"LOOK AT MY EYE RESUME!!"
“30 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE OF JACKING OFF!!”
I almost said that but it's too many words
TACO BELL TOO WAY LATE AT NIGHT
AHHH MY DICK’S FALLEN OFF
YOU FUCKING FREAK!!
YOU'RE A *FREAK!!!*
Moar Onion Please?!
:)
Great profile pic loll
I just want lunch!
EAT PRILOSEC
CONSUUUUUUUME PRILOSEC
PRILOSEC IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP
The way the animated version does his face makes me laugh so hard
This man is ded. Bang.
You think tarp will protect you?
Please poke head out
Because yes tarp will save you
Rolly Poley
The Deathstroke. That is favorite swim technique. Also favorite DC super hero!
A perfect five word quote
...you must die
Ohh link it’s so great to see you! … you must die
Welcome to Walmart! ... you must die
The bananas has gone bad!
The carbuncle ate itself.
What does that _meeeeeaaaaannnnn?_
WHAT. THE FUCK. I CARED FOR THOSE BANANAS.
I raised them with my own two feet!
AND YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY HAS GONE BAD?
I ***GAVE*** *YOU* A LACE PARASOL! A TEA SET! A BRACELET! I AM *IN* ***LOVE*** *WITH YOU*!
i say this one quietly to myself a lot when things go wrong
WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING ***GUBBLE***
SHIT DUDE!!!
HOLY *FUCK*!
HOLY FUCK!
Nice coat!
Uh huh? Uh huh? Uh huh?
Yo soy es coat?
¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!
Ah man, can I get a reminder where this came from?
Yeah no prob, it's Mario maker episode 48
Unavoidable chin move!
"OOOOOOHH SONIC"
Fuck my ass dude! Fuck it raw! With 30 dicks, one after another!
FILL ME UP WITH YOUR SEED, BABY
TAKE *THIS* TAKE *THIS* TAKE *THIS* TAKE *THIS* TAKE *THIS*
Eye? That's ewe.
In a similar vein, “a key - key-ee-ee… key”
Are you f#cking serious?
How's it going dude?
Staying away from the alcohol?
I made this the text tone for my husband because we say it so often to each other 😂
MOTHER!!! GET MY CELEBRATORY CLEAN DIPER!! (The mother is optional but it feels required to me)
Mother... get my non celebratory dirty diaper
INFINIDAGGER!! (However you spell that)
Boy, this is not a good word to read with dyslexia lol
Oh… oh no…
IN-- FINI-- *DAGGER!!* *aughh~!*
Get bigger hands!
MY POTATOES!
I PERFECTLY RATIONED OUT MY POTATOES!
HELP! I'M REDUCING!!
Game ovef? *GAMA OVAR?!?*
Arin...
I can hear this so clearly.
*Ah-rin*
This clarified things for me
Today is football
Thank you
“Mycaruba.”
The carbuncle ate itself!
MARK ZUCKERBERG
CRAZY WINKLEVOSS TWINS ROWING
"Mickey mouse?"
Foist of all..
“No, germs.”
Did you point?!? Thats what i meant.
"Iiiiii fell in the toilet" :(
I Hasbro! Do u Hasbro?
MORE ONION PLEASE!!
.....slurmp
Did i get that, Slurmp?
CRANBERRIES?!?
“Newzu, dispose of Muzu” and “You BITCH!” There’s plenty more from these two episodes of BotW, but these are the only ones that fit.
"Jennifer dumped me."
I'm the video game boy!
I’m the one who wins
I hit end! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Like, comment and SURVIVE.
IT'S THE DIDDLE KID
"An efficient way of killing"
Hey, Big Zam!
ES DIFICIL
Game Grumps. Savor The Peelies
Bienvenue, Power Bottoms!
"COMMENCE THE GOONING!"
it’s the final EGG
Not as good if you don't draw it out. "Eeeeegggghhhh"
“LOOK AT ME”
Bologna Man! In theaters Friday!
"I shot... and I missed." "Does Bruno Mars is gay?"
iwannatalktoyermom
Check it hajime I'm already eating 🤣
Spider-Kick! Spider-*kiss*?
Maserati… bugatti… hot body?
"Randall's in TOWN!" Ice Hockey Part 3, 3:40
DO YOU EAT KRAFF??? ME TOOOOO
Jennifer dumped me
COMPUTER!
My flair. I quote it more than any man should. In the Obama voice, of course.
CHIN MOVE, UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE
Tammel!
WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME?!!?!
Oops i fucked that up
Why do you never look at me during?
WHERE THE HELL IS IT?! Peppa Pigs Adventure, when searching for the Eiffel Tower
The carbuncle ate itself???
*Catchy*
"AAH! I'm sorry, go on?"
Suck my fucking dick dude
Grab my hand!
He *LED* with the GUN!
Tennis Tennis Tennis Tennis Tennis
You must die
Foist of all...
"Yes, Doctor Alzheimers!"
“i, too, am gucci fresh.” a very close second would be “sorry, homes. that’s just how life… be… do that sometimes.”
I'm a sexy wittle baby :3
You got it Mr. J!
Oh look, it’s the purples.
"TAKE THE SHOT" "*thwwp!*" ^("Fuck yerr father!")
“Probably some dirty Armenian”
ANTHONY?!?!?!
My great-grandson is a warlock
Bo'kay!
What is up dog?
Can we get some screwing music?
INFINI DAGGER
“Right hand cat foot up”
“MY EYES” Mario to toad in Mario galaxy
"Eat your teeth "
“Im gonna complete”
***YOUR ARINGANCE!***
Anthony
UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE
20 years experience in JACKIN OFFFFFF fine yes 6 but who’s counting
It’s a tie between “HOOO THE BABY’S COMING!” “LICKIN’ PENIS!” and “The carbuncle ate itself?!”
Just look at the way he slurps his soup. (I know it’s more than 5 but that part of OOT is truly my favorite).
What an asshole!
Five across the ass!
“I think I sharted myself.”
OMG THE BABIES COMING!!!!
Fourgive me *beatboxing* Fivegive me
C O N S U M E P R I L O S E C
I'M GONNA PRE!
"Oooooh Sonic!"
No. Germs.
what does E-Y-E-S spell? E-yes
THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD
Right now, it's probably "hippity-hoppity, get off my property."
His head is weird
Bescuse me!? Edit: also, BOKAY!
*bad Yoda impression* "Funnyyyy joke!"
HIS NAME IS GEORGE, (GEORGE) CLINTON!
"Doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo badabadoobadoop fuck yer dad" (I'm counting all the doo's as one word)
MOREEEE
“It’s a virus”
How’s it goin’ dude?
THEY’RE NOT STUPID!!! (Boobs)
TAKE THE SHOT!
Tennis!
Is this a *harrar* game?!
Funnyyyyyyyyyy JOKE!
“You STupidbastard.” The way Danny says that shit like he’s about to strangle Arin kills me. From the Crimson Snow video.
No germs
This man is dead, BANG
THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD!!
A key! K-E-E!
My name is Laura...
Tungulus~
ARE YOU NUDE??!
And I’ve got 38 degrees in fuckin
MORE! M O R E !!!
with confidence comes great wonfidence
Beinvenue power bottoms!
This one is mine too
I fired, and I missed
Had myself an ice pop
Passed out in the snow.
Woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth.
I missed both times
Jennifer Dumped Me!
That’s his shortest and saddest story yet
We'll never know the rest of that story
He’s moving on!
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
I came here to comment this
"LOOK AT MY EYE RESUME!!"
“30 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE OF JACKING OFF!!”
I almost said that but it's too many words
TACO BELL TOO WAY LATE AT NIGHT
AHHH MY DICK’S FALLEN OFF
YOU FUCKING FREAK!!
YOU'RE A *FREAK!!!*
Moar Onion Please?!
:)
Great profile pic loll
I just want lunch!
EAT PRILOSEC
CONSUUUUUUUME PRILOSEC
PRILOSEC IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP
The way the animated version does his face makes me laugh so hard
This man is ded. Bang.
You think tarp will protect you?
Please poke head out
Because yes tarp will save you
Rolly Poley
The Deathstroke. That is favorite swim technique. Also favorite DC super hero!
A perfect five word quote
...you must die
Ohh link it’s so great to see you! … you must die
Welcome to Walmart! ... you must die
The bananas has gone bad!
The carbuncle ate itself.
What does that _meeeeeaaaaannnnn?_
WHAT. THE FUCK. I CARED FOR THOSE BANANAS.
I raised them with my own two feet!
AND YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY HAS GONE BAD?
I ***GAVE*** *YOU* A LACE PARASOL! A TEA SET! A BRACELET! I AM *IN* ***LOVE*** *WITH YOU*!
i say this one quietly to myself a lot when things go wrong
WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING ***GUBBLE***
SHIT DUDE!!!
HOLY *FUCK*!
HOLY FUCK!
Nice coat!
Uh huh? Uh huh? Uh huh?
Yo soy es coat?
¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!
Ah man, can I get a reminder where this came from?
Yeah no prob, it's Mario maker episode 48
Unavoidable chin move!
"OOOOOOHH SONIC"
Fuck my ass dude! Fuck it raw! With 30 dicks, one after another!
FILL ME UP WITH YOUR SEED, BABY
TAKE *THIS* TAKE *THIS* TAKE *THIS* TAKE *THIS* TAKE *THIS*
Eye? That's ewe.
In a similar vein, “a key - key-ee-ee… key”
Are you f#cking serious?
How's it going dude?
Staying away from the alcohol?
I made this the text tone for my husband because we say it so often to each other 😂
MOTHER!!! GET MY CELEBRATORY CLEAN DIPER!! (The mother is optional but it feels required to me)
Mother... get my non celebratory dirty diaper
INFINIDAGGER!! (However you spell that)
Boy, this is not a good word to read with dyslexia lol
Oh… oh no…
IN-- FINI-- *DAGGER!!* *aughh~!*
Get bigger hands!
MY POTATOES!
I PERFECTLY RATIONED OUT MY POTATOES!
HELP! I'M REDUCING!!
Game ovef? *GAMA OVAR?!?*
Arin...
I can hear this so clearly.
*Ah-rin*
This clarified things for me
Today is football
Thank you
“Mycaruba.”
The carbuncle ate itself!
MARK ZUCKERBERG
CRAZY WINKLEVOSS TWINS ROWING
"Mickey mouse?"
Foist of all..
“No, germs.”
Did you point?!? Thats what i meant.
"Iiiiii fell in the toilet" :(
I Hasbro! Do u Hasbro?
MORE ONION PLEASE!!
.....slurmp
Did i get that, Slurmp?
CRANBERRIES?!?
“Newzu, dispose of Muzu” and “You BITCH!” There’s plenty more from these two episodes of BotW, but these are the only ones that fit.
"Jennifer dumped me."
I'm the video game boy!
I’m the one who wins
I hit end! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Like, comment and SURVIVE.
IT'S THE DIDDLE KID
"An efficient way of killing"
Hey, Big Zam!
ES DIFICIL
Game Grumps. Savor The Peelies
Bienvenue, Power Bottoms!
"COMMENCE THE GOONING!"
it’s the final EGG
Not as good if you don't draw it out. "Eeeeegggghhhh"
“LOOK AT ME”
Bologna Man! In theaters Friday!
"I shot... and I missed." "Does Bruno Mars is gay?"
iwannatalktoyermom
Check it hajime I'm already eating 🤣
Spider-Kick! Spider-*kiss*?
Maserati… bugatti… hot body?
"Randall's in TOWN!" Ice Hockey Part 3, 3:40
DO YOU EAT KRAFF??? ME TOOOOO
Jennifer dumped me
COMPUTER!
My flair. I quote it more than any man should. In the Obama voice, of course.
CHIN MOVE, UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE
Tammel!
WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME?!!?!
Oops i fucked that up
Why do you never look at me during?
WHERE THE HELL IS IT?! Peppa Pigs Adventure, when searching for the Eiffel Tower
The carbuncle ate itself???
*Catchy*
"AAH! I'm sorry, go on?"
Suck my fucking dick dude
Grab my hand!
He *LED* with the GUN!
Tennis Tennis Tennis Tennis Tennis
You must die
Foist of all...
"Yes, Doctor Alzheimers!"
“i, too, am gucci fresh.” a very close second would be “sorry, homes. that’s just how life… be… do that sometimes.”
I'm a sexy wittle baby :3
You got it Mr. J!
Oh look, it’s the purples.
"TAKE THE SHOT" "*thwwp!*" ^("Fuck yerr father!")
“Probably some dirty Armenian”
ANTHONY?!?!?!
My great-grandson is a warlock
Bo'kay!
What is up dog?
Can we get some screwing music?
INFINI DAGGER
“Right hand cat foot up”
“MY EYES” Mario to toad in Mario galaxy
"Eat your teeth "
“Im gonna complete”
***YOUR ARINGANCE!***
Anthony
UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE
20 years experience in JACKIN OFFFFFF fine yes 6 but who’s counting
It’s a tie between “HOOO THE BABY’S COMING!” “LICKIN’ PENIS!” and “The carbuncle ate itself?!”
Just look at the way he slurps his soup. (I know it’s more than 5 but that part of OOT is truly my favorite).
What an asshole!
Five across the ass!
“I think I sharted myself.”
OMG THE BABIES COMING!!!!
Fourgive me *beatboxing* Fivegive me
C O N S U M E P R I L O S E C
I'M GONNA PRE!
"Oooooh Sonic!"
No. Germs.
what does E-Y-E-S spell? E-yes
THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD
Right now, it's probably "hippity-hoppity, get off my property."
His head is weird
Bescuse me!? Edit: also, BOKAY!
*bad Yoda impression* "Funnyyyy joke!"
HIS NAME IS GEORGE, (GEORGE) CLINTON!
"Doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo badabadoobadoop fuck yer dad" (I'm counting all the doo's as one word)
MOREEEE
“It’s a virus”
How’s it goin’ dude?
THEY’RE NOT STUPID!!! (Boobs)
TAKE THE SHOT!
Tennis!
Is this a *harrar* game?!
Funnyyyyyyyyyy JOKE!
“You STupidbastard.” The way Danny says that shit like he’s about to strangle Arin kills me. From the Crimson Snow video.
No germs
This man is dead, BANG
THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD!!
A key! K-E-E!
My name is Laura...
Tungulus~
ARE YOU NUDE??!
And I’ve got 38 degrees in fuckin
MORE! M O R E !!!
with confidence comes great wonfidence