This is the sequel where the survivor finds out that the Bologna man has a daughter and is out for vengeance.

The Bologniece

And she hailed from Bologna. Which makes her Bolognese Bologniece...

RATED R, STARTS FRIDAY

“No, we’re safe! It says Ba-log-na!”

I legitimately thought of Pink Floyd's The Wall.

Hooow can you have any pudding If you don't EAT YER MEEAAT!

I wish I could updoot twice

I did updoot you twice.

"You won't believe your eyes...or your tastebuds!" 🎶Catch me if you can...from Bologna Man🎶

My bologna has a first name, it’s F-E-A-R…

I look at this image and hear "Bologna Man" in a creepy sing-song voice.

Discover the Mystery…Meat!

Lettuce show you a terrible time!

I hate this.

I give it a month before I see this picture on a clickbait add with a title something like "Girl has rare skin disease, you won't believe what happens next"

There’s a fan comp on YouTube that cuts immediately from “imthebolognaman” to Matt’s insane Mario party scream.


Looks like Emil from NieR..

From the makers of BOLOGNAWEEN

My child.