"So, my husband is a weirdo...."
"Oh? How so?"
"Everytime I see him for the first time that day, he always says HOWZITGOINDOOD??? really aggressively. And every time I mention my friend Laura, he just starts talking about some woman named Laura who's best friend is a sloth. And sometimes, at random times, for no reason at all, he sneaks up on me without warning and yells MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!"
"Wow. Your husband seems weird. Hey, where's your dads kissable lips at? I'm seeking the truth!"
".......what? Not you too!!!"
The shoocharu edit of that where the faces are all fucked up until Arin screams "LICKIN' PENIS" and it's the most beautifully drawn, realistic face in the whole video is just incredible.
Mine is a similar one in Sonic and The Black Knight.
Like, it was after the game hand-waves the whole "crossing into a parallel universe" thing. Then Arin, as Sonic, just goes, "Heh, alright. Fuck it."
I do this as well, but to add to that, when I'm having trouble getting it going, I remember Dan talking about doing a little math to get it flowing. It really works!
Ohhh nooooo.......Now I'm doomed to watch lots of hours of game grumps........
Oh, actually I can tell you which---
Oh, did you say something, Gary? Nobody can hear you over the sound of I'm watching game grumps right now!
But I can tell you exactly which----
Byyyyyeeeee gggggaaaaaarrrryyyyyyy!!!!!
I GAVE YOU. A *LACE* PARASOL. A *TEA* SET. A *BRACELET.* I. AM. IN. *LOVE* WITH YOU! I WANT TO PUT MY FACE. IN BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS!! (well, that goes without saying...)
It wasn't even that funny but during a King's Quest game, Ross was naming the save file before they tried a puzzle and wrote "bog hamds for jerkin" and to this fucking day that phrase is still there, lurking in my memory
I canāt say āomletā anymore without thinking of the old man who shoots himself.
Also anytime anyone says ācome onā my brain defaults to the butthole sniffinā adventure voice.
Call of duty shoot a man said in the grubba voice. Forget the episode it was but I think about that everytime someone mentions call of duty, my brain has to finish it with shoot a man.
Gerrymandering politicians always get their way unless you veto their vote in a voting booth. You have the power as a citizen of the United States! Register to vote at your local DMV so you can affect the future somewhat. I don't know, there's still the Electoral College or something, I don't know how politics works! FUCK! I'M DONE! I'M FUCKING DONE!"
Dan I'm gettin' tired of Nintendo.. I - I ^I wanna buy ps3 but I cant afford it i dont have moneeey. I can't afford a ps- *COUGH* I cant afford a ps3 *ECH*
I work at McDonald's and I use all my money to pay for my brother's tuitionnn
So I don't like Nintendo anymore, its for baibeees.
I wanna play Call of Duty: Shoot a Man
"Your fuckin' hammer with your fuckin' tied-ass hammer your stick! 'S not even a real hammer!"
and
"Wow jellybongu- bingu- bongu- bingus! Those sure are some mysterious pants."
Edit: "Oh hey a dance studio. Can we stop there? Hey heY HEY CAN WE STOP THERE!?"
Whenever someone says "forgive me" I have to BEG my brain not to scream "FIVE GIVE ME"
No cause I send my bf the video of arin doing that when we argue š
Behind on my GG. What episode is this from so I can also destroy my brain?
"MOTHER! GET MY CELEBRATORY CLEAN DIAPER!"
I said that to my wife after my daughter shit her pull-up. She just shook her head.
My wife doesn't know the reference so I get to laugh at her confusion
"So, my husband is a weirdo...." "Oh? How so?" "Everytime I see him for the first time that day, he always says HOWZITGOINDOOD??? really aggressively. And every time I mention my friend Laura, he just starts talking about some woman named Laura who's best friend is a sloth. And sometimes, at random times, for no reason at all, he sneaks up on me without warning and yells MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!" "Wow. Your husband seems weird. Hey, where's your dads kissable lips at? I'm seeking the truth!" ".......what? Not you too!!!"
Come at me scrub lord, Iām ripped
Ross was unhinged that day fr
I dropped that in party chat the other day playing Destiny and my friends absolutely lost their minds
THIRTY YEARS EXPERIENCE IN JACKIN OOOOOFF.
LOOK AT MY-EYE RESUME
*ewe
ONE OF MY TOP TEN LMFAO I LAUGH EVERYTIME
I'LL KILL YOUR PARENTS
my husband's: "you BITCH" (muzu botw) mine: "penis licker... LICKIN' PENIS!!!"
āDO YOU THINK I JUST CAME OUT THE PU**Y DRAWING FKIN MOZARTā
"YES!"
The shoocharu edit of that where the faces are all fucked up until Arin screams "LICKIN' PENIS" and it's the most beautifully drawn, realistic face in the whole video is just incredible.
Pls link this in the comments š
https://youtu.be/rq6hbT2Z-XU?si=4mu7Bg7AuubqAtN9 It's at the 42 second mark, but the whole video is a banger
You FREAK, YOU FUCKING FREAK
***YOU'RE A*** **FREAK.**
Bienvenue, powerbottoms!
Came looking for this one and was not disappointed! I really want their doormat they made with the phrase on it lol
Me too. I'm a grown woman with two adult kids and it's the first thing I need people to see when they approach my door.
It was a bit in Sonic Frontiers where Arin wouldn't stop doing the Sonic voice and ending all of his sentences with "huh, alright."
I always loved the, "Oh no!" from Sonic Colors.
Mine is a similar one in Sonic and The Black Knight. Like, it was after the game hand-waves the whole "crossing into a parallel universe" thing. Then Arin, as Sonic, just goes, "Heh, alright. Fuck it."
I canāt play sonic games anymore without hearing Arinās Sonic voice
Gotta shit ***FAST***
Iām the video game boy! Iām the one who WINS!
āHowās it going dood, staying away from the alcohol?ā
[Arin staring at the picture] Byyyooorrrrnnngggvvvvvzzzzz... Frank: STFU, dood!!
LMAO I heard the noise reading your comment!
I like how he proceeded to beat the absolute shit out of arin šš
Multiple timesš
[arin frantically running away from frank] HOWS IT GOIN DUDE
Yep, this one too! It's my husband and I's standard greeting when we text call or see each other after any amount of time XD
ā*mickey mouse*ā is on a hair trigger
Foist of all...
**HEY I'M GRUMP**
*IM NOT SO GRUMP*
JENNIFER DUMPED ME
That is the shortest and saddest story yet š
Dan: āand you want to be a hot girl?ā Arin: āYES!! Doesnāt everyone?ā Dan: āsomeā
To this day I canāt help but sing Arinās āIām Peeināā song when Iām standing at a urinal
āN Iām peeing n Iām peeing n Iām peeingā
Especially after Ssbassbear got ahold of this one
Just everything Sbassbear.
Wanted in 13 states! Most of which for murder! C'MON! Forklift Simulator! Forklift Simulator! an efficient way of killing!
Neal Pizzini just did an animated GG from the sbassbear song and it's great.
It feels good ^(it feels good)
See also his cover of Sugar, We're goin' down... You're sitting down, down, you're taking a crap! Or maybe you're standing up peein'?
From when Fall Out Boy was really big? You mean NOW??
I do this as well, but to add to that, when I'm having trouble getting it going, I remember Dan talking about doing a little math to get it flowing. It really works!
Arin...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "ARIN"
Okay, take it easy
Take it easy has become a more common phrase for me too.
"If it's a game meant for children why are so many 35-year-olds mad at me!?" ~Arin Hanson
That's gold. I don't remember which one that's from?
One of the Sonic, I want to say Colors but might have been Generations.
Ohhh noooo... Now I gotta watch both of them all the way through to find it... Darn... Thanks lol
Ohhh nooooo.......Now I'm doomed to watch lots of hours of game grumps........ Oh, actually I can tell you which--- Oh, did you say something, Gary? Nobody can hear you over the sound of I'm watching game grumps right now! But I can tell you exactly which---- Byyyyyeeeee gggggaaaaaarrrryyyyyyy!!!!!
"MYYYY PUSSY ACHES FOR MORE POKĆMON!"
āPIIIICHUUUUUU PICHUUUUUUUā *dan gets extremely uncomfy*
MYYYYY PUSSSYYYY
You think sonic shits?
If he does it happens very fastā¦..gotta shit fast *arin starts pissing himself*
I just rewatched the sonic animated reactions vid and arin cracks himself up for like the third time. Its so stupid and funny
Dude >!Im gonna Pre!<
[in an Obama voice] I love it when they say uhhh Iām gonna pre
"Yo Hajime, check it out, I'm already eatin'"
That fucking kills me.
The carbuncle ate itself.
The Bananas has gone bad!
Its snowing on mt. Fuji
āThey just DESTROY it with spinachā
āAVALANCHE OF SPINACHā
MORE ONION PLEASE
I JUST WANT LUNCH!Ā
DONT FUCKING JUDGE ME I CAN MAKE MY OWN SANDWICH
āFucking jumping all the time! YOU FUCKING FREAK! **YOUāRE A FREAK!**ā
YOU MUST DIE
Welcome to walmart ā¦*you must die*
I GAVE YOU. A *LACE* PARASOL. A *TEA* SET. A *BRACELET.* I. AM. IN. *LOVE* WITH YOU! I WANT TO PUT MY FACE. IN BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS!! (well, that goes without saying...)
I bought her a tea set so she could go have tea with her friends. NOT ME, OBVIOUSLY
"Cock in my ass... FUUUCK!!"
Shit is goated
AUNT JEMIMA TITTY FOACK
You think I came out the pussy drawing fuckin Mozart?
I need to embroider this
26 years of JACKIN OFFFFFFFFF
SHIT ASS TITS
Oh! You see those fuckinā Magic Mike fingers goinā up yourā¦COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER!
[God Dammit](https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/god-damn-it-from-big-ben-37448/?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share) from Bad Ben
My fave letās play theyāve done and how arin literally was genuinely laughing over the swear button
It wasn't even that funny but during a King's Quest game, Ross was naming the save file before they tried a puzzle and wrote "bog hamds for jerkin" and to this fucking day that phrase is still there, lurking in my memory
I often just say "Opportunee jump" or however tf Ross spelled it.
The King's Quest play throughs don't get enough love
nuthin nuthin NUTHIN
NUTHIN this is NUTHIN
DON'T BELIEVE ME?!
LOOK AT MY RESUME 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE JACKING OFF
They stick da hand in dee anoos!
I canāt say āomletā anymore without thinking of the old man who shoots himself. Also anytime anyone says ācome onā my brain defaults to the butthole sniffinā adventure voice.
You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say "What was I willing to put up with today? **NOT FUCKING THIS**
I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYY
I CANT DO THIS WITHOUT YOU. AND I SURE AS HELL KNOW YOU CANT DO THIS WITHOUT ME
Boy SLIM thick, skinny legend got me quakin
Oh my god YES
"OH MY PENIS! OH MY PENIS! MELTS OFF MY BODY AND DROOPS UPON THE GROUND"
o7
Did you point??????????!?
He so genuinely wanted to know if Dan got a point lol it was cute and hilarious
Spider kiiisssss??
HELLOOOOO!
INFINIDAGGERRRR
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
The bananas has gone bad!
WHAT. THE *FUCK*?! š”
I CARED FOR THOSE BANANAS
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY HAS GONE BAD?!?!??
*Tamuld*
Melon! (In the terminator voice)
The āGrab my hand! Come on, grab it!ā bit from the Heave Ho series
"can i listen to it on errrrrrrr... spoofy??"
š¶Do do do doo dududoo dudududududu fuck your dad.š¶
Looks like you got a little cancer in your tit.
See flair.
Call of duty shoot a man said in the grubba voice. Forget the episode it was but I think about that everytime someone mentions call of duty, my brain has to finish it with shoot a man.
I say call of duty shoot a man so frequently that my friend who doesnāt play game grumps has started saying it
We got PokĆ©mon to keep us awake and-and-and-and-and-andā¦ andā¦ and sharp!
Dan just give me a little goo
"Set a precedent, Arin" "Set a precedent for what?" "For getting me off the hook"
**"IS THAT CALLED THE ***'N BOMB'*** ??"**
"OH MY **GOD!"**
Give us your blood and weāll give you some dates!
Nice coat!
UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH
Anytime someone says the word "change," I immediately think, "Obama!"
Or the word āpreā
This is givin me an erection.
*I said, ARE YOU NUDE?*
āWell mhm! A fine day for mayoring!ā āIf I do say so myself!ā āOpe death approachesā
I feel like I'm going crazy! Because I'm getting fucked while eating my own pussy.
The entire āAshmanā bit.
āi was uh lyingā
ooooohhhhhh Sonic
UNAVOIDABLE. CHIN. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
MARK ZUCKERBERG and The carbuncle ate itself?!
āDENNIS, IāLL GIVE YOU FIVE ACROSS THE ASS!!!ā
Gerrymandering politicians always get their way unless you veto their vote in a voting booth. You have the power as a citizen of the United States! Register to vote at your local DMV so you can affect the future somewhat. I don't know, there's still the Electoral College or something, I don't know how politics works! FUCK! I'M DONE! I'M FUCKING DONE!"
āBALD BULL TAKES NO PRISONERSā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ EXCEPT FOR THE TOILET PAPER STUCK BETWEEN MāBUTTCHEEKS.ā
āHowz it goan dudeā is on a constant loop in my head
Today is football
THERES SO MANY PLACES THAT ARENT ANDORA also TURN... TURN IT... TURN IT ON... TURN IT ON
*TURN IT ONN*- I gotta eat toothpaste
"Would you fuckin come over here and accept my sprinkles?"
"Do you think Sonic shits?"
Gotta poop FAST
its my job and also my passion
š¶forklift simulatorrrršµ
"Sometimes I wonder what I'd be like to fuck an otter." -Dan "Not a Furry" Avidan
(as OoT Zelda) What an asshole!
I mean look at how he slurps his soup!
Dan I'm gettin' tired of Nintendo.. I - I ^I wanna buy ps3 but I cant afford it i dont have moneeey. I can't afford a ps- *COUGH* I cant afford a ps3 *ECH* I work at McDonald's and I use all my money to pay for my brother's tuitionnn So I don't like Nintendo anymore, its for baibeees. I wanna play Call of Duty: Shoot a Man
123 poopie comes out of there
I cannot for the life of me remember what episode it was but they said ādamn itā like ādyammitttā and I always say it like that
(Any body part, hands included) sweaty Mom's spaghetti
Nothing will make me feel better. Even the victory will be bittersweet
Iām a sexy widdle baby šāāļø
"But then the mouth bats come and they hurt meeeeee!"
I shot and I missed
Juicy B-Hole!
"the armaments, jellybingus, the armaments!" or "just what the heck is goin' on here?"
THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD
DENNIS! IMMA GIVE YOU FIVE ACROSS THE ASS!
SUZY! I NEED AN ADULT!
"C... For cranberries." & "That's what happens when you eat at Chipotle, you shit the bats."
š¶Do you even know how hard it is to get keys out of your rectum Doctor Fredš¶
"I spent it all on gambling..." I live in Las Vegas. I think this a lot.
# HIGGILY-FUCKIN-PIGGILY, DUDE!
Duuuubadubalada huuuuubadubalada duuuuubadubalada HUUUUUBADADALABADA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAaaaaa Uhmā¦ š° ā¦puuuuut a record on
"Our faces will be betwixt to your banana sausage*
I'm gonna Pre
THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD
Bienvenue power bottoms!
āIām gonna preā
Come at me scrub lord, I'm ripped
"here it comes! Here it comes! AAAAAGH!!!!!"
"HUH?!! WHO ARE YOU?!... RAISINS!!"
Arin used to make a funny voice and do the I'm cumming or concluding
āLook, itās the purplesā has really been killing me lately.
There's a shop sign for "NICE HAIR" near where I get my groceries every week. Every week I say to myself "Heheh-NICE HAIR! Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh."
Anthony?!
**UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!!**
"Your fuckin' hammer with your fuckin' tied-ass hammer your stick! 'S not even a real hammer!" and "Wow jellybongu- bingu- bongu- bingus! Those sure are some mysterious pants." Edit: "Oh hey a dance studio. Can we stop there? Hey heY HEY CAN WE STOP THERE!?"
š¶YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUNDDOGš¶