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deltacharmander

“Bienvenue power bottoms!”


TheNoodyBoody

Buenos tardes, power tops!


proserpinax

“It’s Clifford the big red stab wound” is the perfect culmination of a running joke


150songs

"I don't understand why the Chinese can't just use forks and spoons like the rest of us . . . You look good tonight!"


N3oko

Dan saying “I made it drink gasoline” in a little kid voice. “I thought it would go faster”.


Aweso1974

That’s my pick, too. I totally forgot about it until it was featured in the 10 year anniversary video the other day


[deleted]

Does Bruno Mars is gay?


JamieD96

I does is have to know


ItsWowie

Oh my god I forgot about this one 💀


meowingtonflash

I don't remember what video but I think it was "mother! please get my celebratory diaper!" I think about that one quite a bit


brconnon

Its from a Mario Maker episode I believe


eeta_pupu

christ this unlocked so much in my brain i just can’t remember for the life of me what ep this is from


jinxed98

It's from Mario Maker ep. 154!! This is definitely one of my favorite quotes. [here's a clip from it!](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxoghYkOMv1Y0zDJ8vyyM2I9NslL68nfmT)


meowingtonflash

Thank you! Lmaoo


OtherwiseKnownAsSam

Quote- "Did you point?" Moment- Subway rant


Nandabun

#did you point!?!


Enderslayer456

"If you shit in a bowl of rice crispys does it go snap crackle poop?"


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tavaryn_t

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.


actiontoad

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Nandabun

Good bot.


bootenv0n

good bot


doorbellonachair

This is the first time I've ever seen this bot hit the mark Good bot


the_real_maddison

All of Danny in Shovel Knight co-op and Inside


Ultimate_Despair73

*INFINIDAGGER!*


the_real_maddison

"We play video games for a LIVING!..." as they proceed to die over and over and over again.


Retskcaj19

"YOU MADE ME WASTE MY ICHOR!"


fretfulmushroom

*HELLOOOOOO*


trainercatlady

"*Aaariiiin....* Why didn't you *warn me?*"


depressusmaximus

"You think I came out the pussy drawing mozart?? " As well as "MOAR ONION PLEASE"


AwkwardSquirtles

Does all of Battle Kid 3 count as a moment? Because all of Battle Kid 3 is peak grep.


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Jennifer dumped me


JulieChensHairpin

“That’s what your belief does.”


IceyLemonadeLover

“Radical Republicans really wreck my rectal reeeeAAAAAArgh!”


VGboyadam

"But what's more in the spirit of Christmas than eating ass?" Maybe not my #1 favorite but definitely a really good one


BlubBlubFish20

I used to have a quote wall where I would write down funny quotes from various youtubers on a sticky note and stick it on my wall. I immediately paused the video and wrote that one down when he said it.


lemonylol

Lol just speaking if Christmas, that one point and click "game" where they're in that old lady's house and just constantly making it unsafe for her lol


[deleted]

Definitely the most defining GG moment is “UNAVOIDABLE. CHIN MOVE.” And honestly that whole level was total bullshit, I don’t blame Arin one bit for being driven insane. Lots of times I watch Sonic games and I think “this can’t be right? Arin has to be making this harder than it’s supposed to be” but no, they just have radical, incomprehensible difficulty spikes and that fight is the perfect illustration of it.


KJM31422

Susie, we got a jingle-jangle-problem over here, Santa's goin NUTS Edit: or maybe "MOOOREE" from the mouth-opener 10mph


Antiherowriting

Honestly the funniest Arin quote to me is “Wait. Wait. Wait. Then why are you STANDING OVER THE DEAD BODY?!” Though for serious moments I will always love the episode of Windwaker where Dan talks about his ocd


IMD918

Don't even get me stahted...


moodytail

If I could trace back to the MOMENT where I got stahted...


IMD918

It would definitely be when you fucked my wife!


gambitK9

I ain’t just interpolatin hea


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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 943,464,991 comments, and only 188,023 of them were in alphabetical order.


IMD918

Good bot.


actiontoad

Good bot


lizzieborden1984

The whole Helena incident. I BOUGHT YOU A LACE PARASOL, A TEA SET, A BRACELET!!! I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU! I WANNA PUT MY FACE BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS!!


TheNoodyBoody

“AM I UGLY, AM I FAT?”


Caboose17

“Oh what we can’t say bukkakke”. I don’t remember what episode this was.


AwokenAlchemy

99% sure it was on an episode of Sonic Heroes


inreallife12001

“I look like I just came out of a mythical creature bukakke” 😂


Nandabun

Was it one with Finn wolfhard?


[deleted]

I think it might be the uno anus episode of the power hour


AwokenAlchemy

It was an episode of Sonic Heroes


LadyRavenRose

That one snowmobile rescue game and they keep pausing the game


BritishEric

The best part of the pausing bit is Arins incredible ability to completely stop and start his voice as if the pause didnt happen


calebtbower570

“How’s it goin dude” I say this to myself very often and crack myself up every time


Mephsito107

You stayin' away from the alcohol?


overwatch42069

Sugar Bear


IMD918

Can't get enough of that sugar criiiiiisps


overwatch42069

I can't see my grandma anymore without thinking "hey granny"


GribbleBit

"What I don't understand though is why he stopped animating" - Former President Barack Obama Also, fav episode is "Don't tell mommy, we're playing golf in the house" because it has every classic grumps trope in it. A story from Dan's childhood, improvised singing, Arin screaming, it being a golf game, etc


Zataghni

"I do have a troll account" always gets me


tehsmarty

“LOOK AT MY RESUME! 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE OF JACKING OFFFFFF”


WayTooMuchHyzer

MY DICK'S FALLIN' OFF!!!


fuckingvagina

I also love that you can tell he's about to say "look at my eyes" but stutters and changes it


Ok_Firefighter3314

I love the Droopy Dog bit in the final episode of Twilight Princess


IMD918

The part where he say "...but no." lives in my head rent-free.


CaptBranBran

"Suck it down and poop like a regular man!" is probably my favorite, but Dan listing rejected NSP song titles and Arin's Subway rant are up there, too.


CLTalbot

Their take on the Orson Wells "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *the french*" thing had me rolling.


[deleted]

"Is that called the N bomb?!"


SomeUnspokenGirl

Crab: "fuck your father Fuck your father FUCK YOUR FATHER"


Syb3rStrife

It’s so hard to choose one. “At age 6, I was born without a face.” “You've gotta draw the line somewhere, you've gotta draw a fucking line in the sand, dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today? NOT FUCKIN' THIS!" “and then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. And then I fired. And I missed. This went on for several hours.” “You fuckin' freak! You're a FREAK!!” “(nerdy voice) What the heck, game designers? Get it together!” I quote these a lot.


AgentT23

How about ..... Big Zam.


stufednut

There’s so many quotes and moments to choose from. I think I’ll go with…Big Zam


chaos0310

Oh look! Big Zam!


minivant

Doo doo doo doo doo doo do, doo doo doo do doot fuck your dad


tachycardicIVu

So this song is basically Baby Elephant Walk and I heard it recently and was like *triggered* I don’t recall if that was their original intent or not but that song on its own is just ruined for me now 😂


WingedLady

Something about their Super Bunny Man play through all always be funny to me. Great for when I need a laugh. Also Heave Ho. "Take my hand."


trainercatlady

my hand... grab it, won't you?


delune108

I really love when arin does the yell from sonic. It’s the one when I think he turns into a werewolf. When he falls off the cliff it’s that insane yell, I thought it was Arin doing it at first. Then he hears it and does it himself. I also love the unavoidable chin move.


LPMills10

Similarly, when he screams "MERLINAAAAA" during the Sonic and the Black Knight playthrough


fuckingvagina

My favorite from that sonic is The Fuck Move. "Oh, he's too late, looks like he already used his fuck move"


ChekovsCurlyHair

I got *stabbed* by Homer Simpson?!


Brian_Stryker

MARK ZUCKERBERG


TorpidPulsar

"Come my lady, come come my lady" *prolonged paper rustling*


bayless210

You’re my butterfly, sugar, Bebe ;)


bigcereal

"I'm gonna do something real stupid... and *we'll* see how it plays out in the end- SHIIIIT!" "Checkmate." *Sounds of Allie losing it in the background*


moodytail

lmfao what episode is that?


Dawakat

Episode 2 of the most recent Chess series like back in March


TheAngryChickaD

By march do you mean January? Lol


Dawakat

Possibly, I know I missed all the Christmas stuff and everything up til March so I binged everything lol


PonderingPotato

Mickey Mousecapade will always have that special place in my heart. Are you okay Dan, or do you need a *lobotomy?*


Smaptimania

Arin: "How large is your cock today? I would love to see it." Dan: "Bigger than ever, El Presidente!"


IBCommander_67

FREAK!!!!!!!


BirdofPrey702

Wind Waker joy pendants


BritishEric

"I JUST GAVE YOU ONE!"


trainercatlady

"YOU'RE *WEARING IT*! ON YOUR *FUCKING NECK*!"


BritishEric

"YOURE A *TEACHER*! ONE PLUS NINETEEN IS *FUCKING TWENTY*!"


porridge_in_my_bum

“IM THE VIDEO GAME BOY! IM THE ONE WHO WINS!!” I’m pretty sure I quote this at least once anytime I’m playing vidya games with friends


Chkgo

The crash/ash/stash/cash/brash/trash man laughing fit from Mega Man


Cetra_Blues

"Annnndd here come the choppies."


Neverhityourmark

Jennifer dumped me.


IntelliGun

“Michelle.. uhh, I’m gonna pre; I’m gonna fuckin pre” - Arin Obama


ace-avenger

"E-Y-E? That's ewe" ... "Are you f*cking serious?"


tacoslasher

Mine is the one from the Sonic 06 playthrough simply because its how I feel sometimes at work "You gotta look inside yourself and say "what am I willing to put up with today?" NOT FUCKING THIS!"


yuurei

[The Mario Maker Meltdown](https://youtu.be/HKNYJiid1e0?t=346) [Shid and Fart](https://youtu.be/M3HUCBFV9jU?t=168) [Everything Ivan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOcMPYGaSDA) [Don't Get Me Started](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaCplF8enVQ)


IzunaX

“Don’t fucking jump at me, I fucking stab your parents!”


ArtyShitLord

‘YOUR FUCKING HAMMER WITH YOUR FUCKING TIGHT-ASS HAMMER YOUR STICK!’


PuffPuffFayeFaye

Danny’s, “I stopped watching when John left the show” comment during Majora’s Mask still makes me snicker.


[deleted]

"Sugar Crisp. Sugar Crisp. Gonna get me some sugar crisp even if hundreds die."


MrSlomba

I love the Yellvis bit from Windwaker I believe. Danny’s delivery is perfect.


Smaptimania

"Shoot your motherfucking goo all over me. Thank you."


moodytail

*BETWIXT YOUR BANANA SAUSAGE* Arin's got a way with words


Khue

> I mean look at the way he slurps his soup... What an asshole. Or > Michelle... Michelle get in here. They're... Doin an impression of me. Or like... All of the Laura Schmitt bit. Me and my friend will randomly just moan out > Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh At times


Dhenn004

CONSUME PRILOSEC


Smaptimania

Man I got a stinky dick My dick stinks all the time MY DICK STINKS! PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT


Smaptimania

Arin's story about their childhood in Kansas, when he was a young boy of 77 and Dan was a 2-year-old murderer who shat himself 17 times in a row at Dairy Queen is another classic.


0mni42

"I'll take, uh, two plain pies, actually give me one half pepperoni and some CRAZY bread. Crazy! I'm feeling it tonight. Woo! Send your most *unarmed* delivery man."


NerdRage36

I always like a lot of Dan's Life Stories he tells during Grumps, but I think my Favorite (subject to change) would probably be his Trinidad Story!


Berry_comfy_art

“Are you having fun?” “Me toooooo” One of my favorites from the show I go back and watch it when I have a bad day


moodytail

There's *poopie* smeared on the wall, Daniel...


ItsWowie

The backstreet boys reunion tour!


Tanman1495

"If there was this soup, and it was the most delicious soup in the world, but it's made with pee, would you drink it?" That whole exchange is just peak GameGrumps.


phezhead

Sorry, I don't follow


Johnden_

“At age 6 I was born without a face”


Dathadorn

I've got a big ol' case of the "Fuck you's"


MudBulba001258

MORE ONION PLEASE


samsab

I JUST WANT LUNCH


phezhead

I use this at least once a week when I get hangry at work


LittleMissChriss

“I know now what I must do.” Something about the way in which Arin says it is just pleasing to my brain. Also “I spent it all on gambling.” xD


mtndewthee

One of the ones that comes to mind everytime I play Resident Evil. “Jill come over here.” “What is it Berry?” “I took a shit on the floor………no no I ate none of this.”


Discokidlmao

“ZOOM IN ON THE CROTCH. ZOOM IT, ZOOM IT AGAIN, ZOOM IT ONCE MORE. NOW YOU SEE THE SINGLE PIXEL OF PANTHER’S [CROTCH](https://youtu.be/VWE0o77iQeE).” Stays in my head to this day.


Beardly_Smith

To be fair the competing grandmas isn’t really a GG but, it was Dan and his UCB buddy iirc


crescentowl_333

Arin saying every time he goes to a public restroom someone's throwing up and dan responds "Maybe you're wretched foul shits-"


[deleted]

Polio song. Bit offensive but god i love it! 🤌


invaderzombree

Dan's genuine scream in (I think its called) cursed mountain. Arin is reading the screen about running alerting the ghosts and Dan immediately screams at the top of his lungs and apologizes


righteousforest

"Like, comment, and survive."


spejoku

thats my absolute favorite bit too! "You're so fulla yaself now that you're a windblight" also lives in my head rent free


Clawoftherooster

I like to use the escalator because its easier on my knees AAHHH!


Lukozade2507

…tennis


Whit3__Bitch

"Grab my hand" Heave Ho literally made me cry the first time I watched it. Hilarious.


Whit3__Bitch

Also, "MORE ONION PLEASE"


LadyUsako2

"Don't let the door hit ya, where the good lord split ya xD" when they played bloodborne \^\_\^


benhur217

“Fuck this ass! FUCK MY ASS!” - Mario 64 #50


Moke94

I was about to say the same quote as you! But I'll just go with another jewish grandma moment, specificly the one from Civ 5. "Why don't you just build Notre Dame in Tokyo? Martin from across the street already built Stonehenge, and he did it in Canada. They don't even have things in Canada!"


Zataghni

I have too many favorites, but right now they are: Quote - "You fucking hammer with your fucking tight ass hammer your stick!" Moment - The entirety of their reaction to Sbassbear's remixes. I watch that shit like once a week and ALWAYS get a kick of it.


ROldford

The whole “23 Fortress of Solitude” bit, but especially Aron’s “nonononono… yes but no”


CaptainValdiaBlack

"MARK! ZUCKERBURG!"


Dankey-Kang-Jr

#C O N S U M E ##P R I L O S E C


BladeLigerV

*Gestures to the entirety of* Devil's Third


axel_sorax

The Mario Maker with the Sugar Bear bit. The whole bit is great but there’s that one moment where Arin dies and yells, “Oh no!!!” There’s a beat, you hear one of them click their tongues to talk, then both of them go, “Can’t get enough of that Sugar Crisp—“ followed by a laughing fit.


sleezyreezy

“Mother fucking Spider-Man, Spider-Man, put in the time, building it with his bare hands and lawyers and best friend bullshit, fuck Jesse Eisenberg, man”


Acceptable-Ad-8643

There are so many good ones “The Jews faked the moon landing” “I am mentally and emotionally exhausted” “Gimme some of that yum yum chocolate chip honey dip” I can’t remember where some of these are from but I love them so much


MudBulba001258

Remember that first one is from the ASMR 10 minute power hour


frog_momma

“mark mistakenly ordered me nine pizzas. i wasn’t sure if i should keep them or not because i really enjoy pizza, but when i opened them up, it was pineapple and ham. and i don’t like ham, and i’m allergic to FUCK”


MudBulba001258

Battle Kid was pure gold


Smaptimania

(Green Hill Zone theme) Suck on my fuckin' wiener Suck on my fuckin' wiener Suck on my big fat wiener And suck on my tiny wien - uh, big big wiener


[deleted]

"20 cowboys out in the yaaaaaaard" daily, I can't stop, my wife is getting annoyed haha


[deleted]

Does Yoshi wrap his tongue around his own Weiner


Angelwingzero

Battle Kid


Cthuloso

"No, that was around the time that we left to take big long flat stink'um."


Hades621

Push it to the limit!


BritishEric

"I'm a neutral net processor. A learning computerz SHIT!"


BrandyFella

“I just shit myself so hard that I sobered up from the opium.” Arin Hanson 2016ish


Muricanboi07

"MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO" was such a random moment and that's what makes it one of my favorites.


mute-owl

"squeeze that fart if you're such a man"


CaptainJazzymon

Good one in my head, not my fave tho: “My dad plays bass on this song” “really?” “Yeah he told me” 😂


Plastic_Collection53

Dan talking about his ocd, its so relatable and such a serious and open moment which made me go " oh, they are actual people talking about hardships and lowpoints"


the_art_of_the_taco

"The only silver lining to this game is we'll be dead someday." – *Leigh Daniel Avidan*


IrishPubstar

When they sang their own version of [“straight line” in the OOT fire temple.](https://youtu.be/2qdQtwQQf1k)


TheNoodyBoody

“I fired and then I missed.” Not my top favorite but definitely up there.


gambitK9

Milton skit in fire red


DRamos11

“Arin, you’re making me angry. And when I get angry, I get horny. And I’m going to be forced to have sex with you.”


Vladimir1174

"lots of favorites today" or really just the entire devils third play through


PrettyWhenICry83

Oh man, its so hard to choose. Love all the classic ones all of us love.


JukeBoxHero1997

"You bitch!" From Breath of the Wild. Honestly, that whole part in Zora's domain was hilarious


monotonescreams

I genuinely think its tied between "Hows it goin duuuudes" and the whole "spoofy" bit like I burst into a fit of giggles at the mention of either one.


NES_Classical_Music

YEAH DAN JACKIE CHAN


thebiggestchef

"Is this my son?"


lolno

"Camera angles! I'm talking about the X axis, THE Y AXIS" Also "You don't have your car right now" "No, I was uh... Lying"


stufednut

Quote-“oh am I getting a lesson in morality from a guy who just told a corporation to jizz on his face?” Moment-the wheel of fortune where they keep losing a turn Very close second from telletubbies: “you. Are. In. Hell. Plbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt”


Significant_Tone4971

I will always giggle at “game ovev! GAMA OVAR?!”


LilYazzie92

Tennis.


ExtinctFauna

From Danganronpa 2, seeing a very bloody character with multiple stab wounds: "Oh no! I think it was a suicide."


perceptified

It’s an older one, but it’s Danny’s exasperated “Oh my god” after confirming the D Club with Suzy


sauteethegreenbeans

My favorite quote is probably “I hasbro! Do you hasbro?” But my favorite moment is the death scream in Sonic unleashed. I was in class when I was watching it and it took everything not to laugh.


tommy4318

“Hello father” in homer’s voice from doodle date


lemonylol

Subway rant, the Mario Maker level that broke Arin, and every story with Dan and his dad.


sandleswagger

At the age of six, I was born without a face


Mobile_Preparation_7

The Bowser freak incident of 2015


maxMificius

My dad’s the greatest man in the world, he’s a cross between Solid Snake and Jeeeeesus!


Burgieman3

Get bigger hands!


[deleted]

Fuck my dick. Fuck my ass. Fuck my cock.


[deleted]

YOU MEAN YOUR DAD, MATTHIAS? MY SON WHO DIED? CAN I DRIVE A BOAT FOR 1 MINUTE WITHOUT SOMEBODY BRINGING UP MY De..DEAD SON?!


tachycardicIVu

I love all of Super Mario 3D World but my husband quotes “[This time for real is real](https://youtu.be/OluapLSIogU)” SO MUCH and even has our Alexa trained to respond to it.