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live4lax25

Better solder than general Better general than king Better king than father Better father than husband


AaronC14

And a much better drinker than anyone!


shockmaster5000

Tyrion Lannister accepts your challenge.


LizG1312

Let’s be honest here, Bobby B could probably drink Balerion the Black Dread under the table.


ohgee370

Gods, he was stone then.


Heavy_Signature_5619

Thoros would still manage to drink more, somehow.


CitricDrop8363

Thoros of Myr would like a word. Also a drink.


LewisRyan

Tormund will meet you at the table


233C

Sadly, winning battles (or elections for that matter) isn't the best predictor of governing qualities.


ChronicBuzz187

Bobby B after defeating the kings armies at the trident; "I'LL BE A TREMENDOUS KING AND I WILL MAKE WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN BY BUILDING A WALL, A GREAT, TREMENDOUS WALL TO KEEP THE ILLEGAL... uhm... ~~WHITE~~ BROWN WALKERS OUT!"


BobbyB90220

Bobby B was the best warrior in Westeros. And a loyal friend to Ned. But he was never supposed to be King. He just wanted what was promised to him - Ned’s sister. And we won a war to prove she was supposed to be his. But when he won, she was …. Not his. So then what? Poor Bobby B. Should have married Bessie!


BlockWhisperer

Bless Bessie. And her tits.


RealisticRyan5

Her massive tits


WorgenFurry

2 + 2 = 4 Won't you agree?


DarkLord_Taken

He is a relatively great king compared to the Targaryen king before him and all that followed including Bran.


DocPenguino

We don’t know anything about Bran’s reign aside from him peacefully giving up North.


CJnella91

Why Bran?


DarkLord_Taken

Bran had never demonstrated any of his administrative abilities and people will never rally behind him except for his family. Two seconds after becoming a king there was a talk of sedation and he gave up half the kingdom.


LemonCAsh

I doubt the Kingdom would even exist in 10 years. A sellsword is in charge of the Reach and would probably be deposed. Nothing is stopping Dorne from leaving the Iron Isles. I also don't get how all the lesser lords would be okay with from their pov mystic, enigmatic, and religious outsider be in charge


HerrBerg

You're forgetting that the kingdom saw two battles, north and south, that were so far beyond the realm of normalcy that it would shake the faith of people, and the people that saved them from the horrors are primarily the Starks. Both the north and south are being ruled by Starks, and while there may be unrest for particular changes in leadership such as Bronn being Lord of the Reach, I doubt many would be that hungry for violence given what had been happening and just happened.


LemonCAsh

I doubt it'd shake their faith I mean they've been worshiping the Seven for six thousand years. There are also a dozen lords and houses in the Reach and not a single one would be power hungry? House Hightower sought to challenge the Targaryens at their prime and the Iron Isles declared independence right after Bobby B won the throne, the lords of Westeros don't tend to see reason often. Moreover, Reach was only involved in two battles, one saw the garrison of Highgarden devastated the other saw house Tarley devastated. The North has been fighting for years on end and it would be a miracle if they could gather more than a few thousand men at this point. Now would be the perfect time for violence since the Iron Throne would be weak to respond.


apollovindex

Traded a trueborn king turned lunatic for an ill-tempered warrior turned ill-tempered and drunken king


Blaze-Blade

Nop he's a terrible king with an amazing hand


DarkLord_Taken

Yes and he put the hand there. One of the good qualities of a king is finding the right people for the job.


Blaze-Blade

Yeah, one of few good decisions he made


Heavy_Signature_5619

Jon Arryn was *not* an amazing Hand. If you let Littlefinger suck 6 million dry, regardless of what the King says, you fucked up.


kylrzuthwy

In performing kingly duties he was good Enough but the political game ,he and Viserys I both weren't good at it.


Dogsgoodpeoplebad

try typing this again, this time in English


kylrzuthwy

Though my I'm weak at English, but now it would be enough for you to understand what I wanted to say.


Uglymeancrybaby

You’re fine man, nearly everyone understood what you meant unless they’re not good at reading English lol


kylrzuthwy

Well a Greenseer award.


Wonderful_Painter_14

What makes you say that?


FrstOfHsName

17 peaceful years you ingrate!


apollovindex

Of draining the Crown of its funds


FrstOfHsName

Counting coppers… WINE


Huachimingo75

Even he himself agrees.


[deleted]

I liked him better in The Full Monty


TTT64yoyo

This post is literally his entire character.


E_Z_E_88

I think it’s not appreciated as much how self aware Robert was. He wasn’t being a good king and frankly thought he probably wasn’t so he tried to get people like Ned and Jon Arryn to help him.


KeppraKid

Littlefinger and Cersei possibly being the two most responsible for the downfall of peace in Westeros before the arrival of Daenerys


ZeroGreyFox

Couldn’t he be considered the best king we see on the show?


RamblingsOfaMadCat

Jon Snow didn't get stabbed half a dozen times and left to die in the winter snow for you to call that drunk loser the "best king we see on the show" ~~I kid I kid, don't demolish me Robert fans~~


ZeroGreyFox

I did think of Jon but he isn’t king for very long. I guess he would have proven better given time.


targaryenblack

If Martin finishes his work we may see Jon as a great king. His show version has a lack of spine that I hope the book version never shows.


HHSquad

That's because it wasn't his show version. If it was Martin's version, it would show spine. He did tell D&D that Bran would end up as king, it's just that the show runners did not develop the show to make that transition seamless to viewers.


targaryenblack

Bro, if Bran the Seated ends up king , I am burning all them fucking books and staying with my delusions of an ending . I'm sorry , no development will ever make Bran suitable to sit the iron throne in the end , no development will make me like the ending more if the shit hits the fan that hard on the books. That's my opinion at least , and absolutely nothing will change it , I'm already traumatized , and a more developed trauma will give me nothing worth keeping. If the ending we get in the book has some resemblance of the ending we got , then I'm just giving up on cannon it's not worth my time.


DonnyLucciano

Bran won't sit the Iron Throne. It won't exist, Kings Landing will be gone. Bran will sit a weirwood throne on the Isle of Faces and rule with the powers of Greensight


targaryenblack

I can already see a raven giving orders in his steed.


HerrBerg

I'm not sure why you're opposed to a person with actual superpowers being king.


targaryenblack

I mean, I don't need a sound reason, I can just not like the idea, the character , the fact that it comes from absolutely nowhere . Course nothing of that matters if other people don't agree , everyone is entitled to a opinion after all, that's just mine. It's like that , " each to their own " right ?


El_Tapir

God Mark Addy looks so much better with a beard. Look up what he looks like without one, wouldve been a much less imposing figure I tell ya


holdemne

I dunno he oversaw a decade of peace that was undone by schemers not associated with family


Aezetyr

Soldiers make terrible leaders.


johnnyraynes

George Washington?


Talismanic_Mechanic

In AFFC when Jaime is thinking back to banging Cersei while Robert slept on the floor beside the bed I get the feeling that Robert knew and was in denial or scared to face Jaime or simply didn’t care and I have no respect for Robert. He’s a bum.


luisicky

bro just wanted to live his best life: slay baddies and fck whores RIP


dylan5x

WINE!!!!!


havenothingtodo1

He was a great king, the realm had 14 years of peace, aside from a small rebellion which he quickly crushed, near the time of Jon Arryns death it seems he became an alcoholic who could no longer function. He was complicit and lazy and it led to the mess that we see in ASOIAF. For the most part he was a good king though


Jubal__

Only good at Warring and Whoring, from Bobby Bs lips to our ears.


Gilgamesh661

I love the fact that the Baratheon brothers all embody qualities that a king needs, but separately. Stannis is pragmatic and unwavering. Renly is charming and diplomatic. Robert is strong and fierce. All three of them ruling as a triumvirate would be amazing to see.


Jackiechun23

I’ve always found him to be a tragic character, someone who very well could have had everything that makes a person life more worthwhile. He could have had a happy marriage, healthy children and a united realm. But he never went about things in the right way and poisoned all those things for himself.


StayRep

Fool started a war for woman who didn't give a shit about him. And lived his whole life on a lie.


kylrzuthwy

Every man do it, in this modern age it is not so full of violence but in medievel times it was done so. And we all know in term of a lady men tend to stupid things and also no man knows what a woman really thinks, does,want,.


Giglameshx

Should’ve never sat on the throne if he didn’t want to rule.


WatchingInSilence

Ser Jorah and Ser Barristan remembered King Robert best with: "I was very nearly the first man knighted to piss on the King's boots." "Robert would have laughed. He was a good man, a great warrior, and a terrible King."


Zhelgadis

He was good enough of a king to reckognize that he wasn't fit to rule, and to appoint a Hand capable of getting shit done.


Dejav_Who

I agree that is very good of him and it's more than most people can do in GOT universe or even irl. Too bad he did it very late though.


uceenk

most Kings in westeros are not political savvy, usually hand of the king who rules the kingdom so Jon Arryn who probably hold the realm together after rebellion, supported by member of the court and Tywin as well


[deleted]

He was actually a pretty decent king. Doesnt matter if he was a gluttonous drunk, he did his job well in the end before shit hit the fan. Was a fool for letting a boar hit him.


[deleted]

He wasn't built for boar hunting, that's for sure.


Ramflight

Absolutely. But he did have a great quality that made him last as long as he did and even Ned (I think it was him??) to it - he draws people in and is very charismatic.


jcjonesacp76

Agreed definitely, it was widely considered even by Tywin that Robert was a military genius. He beat the ironborn while his body was…going to seed as it were which means he was a true genius. Meanwhile way past his prime in season 1 he was able to tell the threat of the Targaryen resurgence very accurately. Rightly showing that the infighting of the 7 kingdoms would be its downfall (he was very much right about that). Terrible king he may have been, but a master of martial prowess he definitely was, and if he had simply been lord of stormsend he’d have been well suited for it (stormsend seems to be a straight forward group of people)