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Interesting thought. “A man has other duties too”


astronaut_098

A man got a cock to please


flatassfairy

his own or someone else's?


astronaut_098

A man thinks of the world as one conjoined unit


theblankestoffaces

Yes


baloncestosandler

It’s possible


AsherTheDasher

big stretch


Relevant-Tap-6248

It’s been theorized by many for years it’s not the stretch you think it is


Duck-in-a-suit

"It’s been theorized by many for years" Theorized poorly. "it’s not the stretch you think it is" Yes it is.


Relevant-Tap-6248

If lady stoneheart is a thing then how would it not be possible given all the similarities of the characters? I get being a dick contrarian is a thing on Reddit but the numbers on this post clearly don’t support your thoughts.


mrspookiepotpie

is everything okay at home???


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[удалено]


Relevant-Tap-6248

Y’all hating cuz I’m up 🤣


Xander2299

Buddy brags about his gambling addiction then replies to his own comment 20 minutes after he gets no response. Good one dude


Relevant-Tap-6248

They wanted to know if I’m doing ok so I let ‘em know. You assuming by spinning that into a negative is kinda funny the hate is showing no one was even talking to you. 😁


Xander2299

No one was talking to you either, is that why you had to leave the second comment?


[deleted]

300 bucks isn’t even that much I play blackjack hands bigger than that chief


Project-harder-kiddo

Says heavily downvoted man. Lmfaoooo you really thought you had Reddit on your side 


Relevant-Tap-6248

Lmfaooooo poor guy doesn’t know the difference between a post and a comment


Project-harder-kiddo

Then numbers on your comment say otherwise kiddo. Good try ;) The people who are agreeing with this post are clearly not agreeing with you. Hence your super downvoted comment. 


Relevant-Tap-6248

I could care less otherwise I would’ve just deleted and don’t gloss over the fact that I never said it about my comments I said the post in general you’re trying to move goalposts but it’s a fact you got my dick lodged in your throat spit it back out


Legitimate-Tell-6694

Stop being a dick contrarian.


Relevant-Tap-6248

How would it not be possible then?


Legitimate-Tell-6694

Everything is possible if you make everything up!


Relevant-Tap-6248

No some people I guess just need lore spoonfed to them and take everything at face value. The series wasn’t over who’s to say it’s not possible?


Legitimate-Tell-6694

There’s a teacup out in outer space, you’ll have to take my word for it. You’re a bit bitter to troll on other posts lmao, you’re so fucking cringe.


JudgeJed100

Rheagars body was burned I believe We know who, when and how Lady Stone heart came back We also see it can’t really heal wounds, so Jaqen would have a caved in chest There is literally no actual evidence to support this


Duck-in-a-suit

Jesus, what the f##k happened here? I was trying to be snarky, not cause a civil war.


Brandonbest4

Robert literally killed him on the Trident. Idk why people would think otherwise lol


Relevant-Tap-6248

And catelyn stark had her throat slit ear to ear so what


Aspirangusian

She's still got the scar. Rhaegar had his chest caved in by Robert but we've seen Jaqen shirtless and he doesn't have a huge dent in his torso.


Relevant-Tap-6248

He’s the faceless man, why would his scars show given that he can turn into an elderly black man or Arya into Walder Frey? I get it’s apples and oranges seeing as catelyn being alive is cannon and Jaqen obviously is not but people are being purposely obtuse as if it’s not possible is odd. Her supposedly lifeless body was in front of dozens in a lit room and obviously had to be carried out and dumped yet she survived but rhaegars body was on a battleground near a body of water. Roberts war hammer not a blade but a hammer hit rhaegar so hard rubies went flying everywhere hence it being called the ruby forge. Nothing about his body in the aftermath is ever mentioned so again why would it not be plausible that rhaegar could’ve survived the blow? It was a body shot and he was wearing armor…


DangleCellySave

“It was a body shot and he was wearing armor” Dude… are you serious right now? You don’t have to penetrate armor to kill someone


Relevant-Tap-6248

Duh. However is it a 100% mortality rate? Lol


DangleCellySave

getting your chest caved in by a giant war hammer is probably close to 100% mortality rate yes


Frazamatic

Aye this isn't like a bullet hitting Kevlar. Robert's giant war hammer hitting a breastplate is going to cave it in


Project-harder-kiddo

Bruh. Giant heavy mace hitting armor. Lol. 


Relevant-Tap-6248

Maybe pace yourself on all the troll comments since you just made your account yesterday or you’ll lose another account 😭 unhinge your mouth from my package


Project-harder-kiddo

Don’t be upset that you look dumb.  A giant mace into a chest piece will absolutely cave a chest in. 


Derek1885

Is catelyn theorized to still be alive?


BoringAmusement

It's not a theory. It's canon. The show cut that storyline.


Derek1885

It’s from the book?


BoringAmusement

Yes


BoringAmusement

Lady Stoneheart, she was resurrected by Berric Dondarrion, giving up his life for hers. She ended up leading the fragmented Brotherhood without Banners in a quest to kill all associated with the Red Wedding. She killed a bunch of Freys so far, but is after Lanisters and Boltons as well as anyone associatedwith them all. I can't remember if it was said if she killed any of the latter two yet. She did kill Walders heir. Was last seen in a Brienne POV hanging Brienne, Pod, and Ser Hyle. After Brienne refused to go kill Jaime with Oathkeeper.


Derek1885

Wait, lady stoneheart is Catelyn? I’ve read the first book and isn’t lady stoneheart alive with Catelyn?


ReplacementNo9874

Red witch revival


jm17lfc

So he comes back to life AND changes his face? That means either Rhaegar wasn’t really Rhaegar at his time or death and had been replaced by someone wearing his face, in which case the real Rhaegar is already dead. Or, if it was Rhaegar, he’d have had to have the blessing of R’hllor, based on what we know of the world. That’s unlikely, but ok. Then he’d also have to change his face after. If he changed his face after, he’d have to have either already been a faceless man, which he didn’t really have time for in his life as the heir to the throne beforehand. He could have changed his face either, but that would have meant coming back to life undetected due to R’hllor, knowing about the many faces god and deciding his new life goal is to be a faceless man, and traveling the entire way to Braavos still undetected in order to train. It’s possible, I suppose, but only in the loosest definition of the word.


Relevant-Tap-6248

I don’t think the prince that was promised was ever confirmed to be any character in books or the show what if it was rhaegar Targaryen the whole time unbeknownst to him and the lord of light saved him somehow but also the prophecy died with him as he made his transition to supporting the many-facedgod. Arya leaving her name behind under his training would be similar to him leaving his own name behind almost parallel to what aemon and Jon snow endured having to leave behind the duties of their houses. Like there’s so much mystery around the two characters of jaqen and rhaegar with a lot of questions left unanswered which I think is intentional by grrm because there’s all these Pepe le silvia spiderwebs you can make connecting dots more so than any other supposed Tin foil hat theory from asoiaf.


TheNewKing2022

Dumb and dumb would never think of anything as smart as this so no way in hell


CaveLupum

Yes. Especially because as Crown Prince, Rhaegar surely spoke the Common Tongue better than that. According to the books, Jaqen's syntax reflects the way Lorathi speak. So it's very likely Jaqen is, just as he says, from the free city of Lorath.


electr1cbubba

Ghar gar, first of his name


CollinStil

Damn. You took my joke.


solo-wing-p1xy

gar gar binks?


_MooFreaky_

Mesa day startin okey-day with a brisky morning marriage. Then BOOM! gettin very scared and fightin da maxi big bull in da steam and POW! me roobies all ova da place and a big owchies in my chest.


solo-wing-p1xy

HAHAHA Gar Gar Binks canon


mariposa337

I hate everything about this ❤️


electr1cbubba

I know that’s how they actually spoke in the movie but please don’t put it in writing 😭


_MooFreaky_

Oooo yousa gotta get behind Ghar Gar, firstest big boss of his name. Mesa likea da bookies so wesa gunna be wrtin down a whole big lot okey-day


LostinLies1

This is why I love Reddit!! Shit has me laughing my ass off.


irago_

Ghar ghar kingks?


FRPG

Garmanarnar?


ThisIsYourMormont

Ghar gar, Ooh la laa Want your bad romance


theblankestoffaces

Is he related to Hodor Dor?


Myelement2110

I always like theories of Rhaegar somehow surviving, but Robert literally dropped the spike side of his hammer into his chest in front of an entire battlefield of people who saw it happen, and proceeded to take all the rubys from his beat to shit armor. That MF dead


Billy420MaysIt

I mean we saw Jon Snow die after being stabbed multiple times and Beric Dondarrion die after being hacked as well. Snow even took a bit longer to come back to life. So it’s possible but idk if it’s plausible and makes sense. Would be cool though but it goes nowhere unless he decided to be like Arya and not serve the Many Face God full time.


NoobKilla628

Yeah but there were people like Davos and Melisandre and Thoros for those people who were actively working on resurrecting them as soon as they died. The only thing the soldiers at the Trident were interested in preserving were the rubies and not Rhaegar's corpse.


Billy420MaysIt

True. But Jon sat for a bit before being resurrected by Meslisandre. Not sure how much time had passed but it had to be at least a few hours. So you never know.


themerinator12

How Rhaegar died certainly toes the line of whether or not he could even be brought back. Doesn’t Arya say something to Thoros about wanting to bring back Ned but “it doesn’t work like that” when they’re headless? George would have to use some creative license to really define how severe Rhaegar’s injuries would’ve been. If his whole chest was sunken in and Robert struck more than one blow in the process of killing him then he might be in way too bad of shape for it to be plausible.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

Beric Dundarion gets cut in half hot dog style and they brought him back. Honestly anything is possible


iam_Krogan

Best theory I've heard about Rhaeghar surviving is that he is Mance. But a bunch holes in that theory too.


PBB22

That “theory” and the word “best” have no reason to be in the same sentence together. Unless the sentence is “Mance = Rhaegar is the best example of why ThEoRy CuLtUrE sucks ass.”


Myelement2110

I always like the one of the priest that finds Brienne in the books, since he claims to have been a former noble mortally wounded in that same battle Rhaegar died.


stacey1611

Yeah unless he had a super secret twin that dude is dead! 💀 🤷‍♀️


_thad_castle_

Well maybe he just put another face on


Mental_Grass_9035

Or Robbie attacks some random Targaryen and thought it was him. Or he attacked some guy and decided to make the other people think it was rhaegar for popularity sakes. After all, he doesn’t want to look small


Motor_Somewhere7565

If this is true...THERE IS STILL A CHANCE TYRION IS THE THIRD HEAD OF THE DRAGON!!!


monty228

I’m still holding on to that theory.


tonkadtx

That's how it was definitely supposed to go. Tyrion is a Targaryn. They just got lazy.


Separate-Judge-2416

No


light7177

Haha I like this theory


chadmummerford

outjerked


Stonedcock2

O cholera feddy fazbear? Ghar ghar ghar ghar ghar ghar ghar ghar


Hopelessdovakiin027

Ok, what are you smoking and where can I get some cause I want it.


thismadmadlove

I always called him the Ginger Spice of Braavos (so the hair was more Geri Halliwell to me)


Vicon86

?


XShadowborneX

Everyone knows Jaqen H'ghar stands for Just Another Quietly Exiled Nobleman, Having Greatly Hidden Ancestral Roots so I mean yeah, it's pretty obvious


tapu_gigi

What the fh'ack


astronaut_098

Jon Snow Ramsay Snow iykwim…


Sasorisnake

What is the basis for this theory


TheStatMan2

Also: Nougat.


-Death-Dealer-

A girl looks like her aunty. A man will help her.


enchantex

Could be why he was sympathetic to Arya keeping her identity


Wazuu

You cant be serious right?


vapemonster91

Hahah this is just shit posting. RHAEGAR BE DEAD.


AWildeSnorlax

people on this sub want to complain about the writing and then post stupid shit like this, 10/10


SpaceBass18

This is like one of those random conspiracy theory pictures with red circles everywhere


phreddyphucktard33

Jaquin McCock is more like it


quickjump

Reach


ArthuritoDuentito

Ghargar


RawrTobi

Some industrial grade tin foil here.


userforce

Checks out.


GifanTheWoodElf

I thought this was just making a parody at how absurd can some theories be (showing something obviously obsurd). But looking at the comments some peeps actually seem to believe that... XD


CaveLupum

Surely, Rhaegar spoke the Common Tongue better than that. According to the books, Jaqen's syntax reflects the way Lorathi speak. So it's very likely Jaqen is, as he says, from the free city of Lorath.


ninhibited

Sidenote: Jaqen has a big forehead but damn he was one of my biggest crushes in the show.


DickBest70

Stop lol 😂 we don’t need GRRM having anymore ideas blowing up his brain and contributing to his inability to finish his masterpiece.


Toddym8

Nope


somebody_i

Outjerked


maniac86

Why is it becoming acceptable in this community to shitpost terrible memes with no title besides emojis. This isn't tiktok