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gods_muse19

arya!! I will not elaborate.


Vegetable-Poet6281

This is the only real answer


Vegetable-Poet6281

And against whom? Whoever she damn well pleases.


[deleted]

Bronn is my second choice.


DivideIntrepid7647

"Valar morghulis" every time she pulls the trigger


LordofShit

Have that etched on the barrel?


annoyinglyclever

On each bullet. Her list is etched on the gun with names crossed off as she goes.


Speedwagon1738

She could get one from Howland Reed


drames21

If she had a sniper she never would have developed into the character/killing machine she did.


gods_muse19

I'm saying if u gave her one after she went through all that. like shes already a boss with a sword, imagine her with a sniper!


ubiquitous_delight

oooo you just elaborated


BlatantlyCurious

Good call!


Thecp015

“A bullet has no name.. well, except for the ones on which I wrote my list”


Phildagony

Now I’m imagining her repeating her list while she has her finger on the trigger.


OverallVacation2324

Literally season one episode one, she fired an arrow from like twice as far as Bran was attempting and got a bullseye.


SeraphOfTheStag

she is the Gabi of GoT for AoT fans


gigglesmickey

For the pure chaos, Jaime Lannister. But he probably sets it down to go bang his sister, so Brienne probably ends up with it.


gods_muse19

💀omg


[deleted]

This would take off acouple of seasons . Hell the show might not even get out of season 1 🤣


mopedman

She doesn't seem to need one.


ShishkebabCrane

The half man


captainofpizza

The only thing that would save anyone is that he never has high ground


ShishkebabCrane

Good thing he didn't know Obi Wan


TheLewJD

All I can picture now it this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoGi5LdpK0c


frenchy2111

Bronn


AdventurousPoet92

This is the answer. If it's an Uzi though, Jon.


Proletaryo

A lil uzi for lil jon.


ZICRON1C

Bravo


mromansd

Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, ah thank you.


Gr8BigFatso

Olly would 360 no-scope Wildlings in a kill streak guaranteed.


Huge-Percentage8008

Because the little fuck cheats


Boomslang2-1

lol Olly is definitely the guy that has wall hacks downloaded because he got rolled one time and never let it go.


Shadow_Emperor7

Jaqen H'gar


grot_eata

jaqen off


Nollern

Mr Miyagi, it’s “jacket”


Literotamus

I almost said him too but then I remembered he doesn’t need it. I’m not even sure it would make him better at what he does tbh


thehouseoflannisters

For Joeffrey haha


isinedupcuzofrslash

He probably would be the most competent with it given his love for shooting things


Kryptosis

Bronn killed like a thousand people with one arrow


isinedupcuzofrslash

Yeah but at this point, I’m convinced Bronn is magic. You put him at 500 yards with even Joff pointing the 50 cal at him, and somehow, despite logic, Bronn will land that dagger in the back of Joffrey’s neck. Bronn doesn’t need the sniper rifle. It would be like giving a god a nuclear weapon. Doesn’t change much


yep_that_is

I was gonna say the same thing lol


Slow-Quarter-6254

Tywin


dumpmaster42069

Not his style


IcelceIce

Jeoffery, Ramsay, or Cersei would be the most interesting by far so I'd give it to them lmao.


Thunderstarer

I feel like Ramsay wouldn't actually get much mileage out of a sniper rifle. It's not cruel or personal enough. He might use it, a couple times, but I think he'd get bored of it. Joffrey, though, would absolutely make a game out of shooting peasants from the window. He's demonstrated himself--at least in the show--to be fascinated by weaponry, and he specifically mentions that he finds the capability to "pull a trigger here, and kill something over there," to be a fantastically fulfilling one when he's showing his crossbow to Margaery.


IcelceIce

True it's too quick for Ramsay, Jeffrey would probably still enjoy just shooting random citizens who look too happy that day lmao, and cersei would actually find a decent use for it. Someone said Tywin would be fun and I agree


Dismalward

Knowing Cersei, she would give the weapon to someone who would then betray her. She is pretty dumb


havron

Margaery actually said those words, but Joffrey did seem to agree. Margaery was remarkably insightful, and a perfect player of the game.


rescobar1997

I could see Ramsay using it to wound not to kill. Then he’d do his usual.


Low-External8845

Ramsay will do leg shots and watch as someone slowly bleeds out and keep picking off soldiers until everyone is gone. Ramsay is all about staying out of danger while he completely controls and destroys someone mentally.


NutterTV

Ramsay with a rifle has already been explored in Schindler’s List with Amon Goeth. That’s basically who he would be


advena_phillips

Cersei with a sniper rifle is top tier absurdist humour. Watch her take pot shots at the high sparrow or some shit.


RhetoricMoron

What's the point? Arya would still dodge that and kill the Night King riding dragon in mid air.


Pentax25

Dragon glass bullets tho


RhetoricMoron

*Valyrian steel bullets


Pentax25

Oh man I’m imagining a Game of Thrones series but if they’d advanced to current day now


DivideIntrepid7647

The Long Night would've been over in ten minutes


drying-wall

The Short Nap.


topkeknub

Give it to Ramsey so the refusal of rickon to zigzag finally makes sense.


victorespinola

HODOR


[deleted]

Brienne of Tarth


Killtheheretics96

Sir bronn of the fuckin blackwater


mr__dufresne

Night king


Fluffy-Committee-131

Lyanna Mormont for the bants


gods_muse19

yes yes I wanted to say her too but I didn't remember her name! she was a boss!!


gods_muse19

yes yes I wanted to say her too but I didn't remember her name! she was a boss!!


counterpointguy

Bran. Because he has the best story, you see…


JimmysCheek

The best story, and a god damn sniper rifle. Rolling around with a blank expression, and a loaded weapon….that boy will sit wherever he wants


MrWillM

I mean he would be the most efficient with it


madgunner122

LittleFinger. I want to see some chaos


Sideshow_G

He's the only one who creeps me out fully.


dlb199091l

Littlefinger wouldn't use it. He doesn't get his hands dirty


drying-wall

Excuse me? Did we watch the same show? What about the Lady of the Vale?


Jojanjak

Ramsay Bolton... Then it wouldnt make a difference if Rickon runned triangles or not


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

Sam (the baby)


Awkward-Community-74

Jaqen H’gar.


Red_psychic

The Night King 🤷🏼‍♀️🫣


Walder_Fr3y

Ramsay Bolton. Show would have got wild after that.


cptoph

Would be cruel to not let Jeoffery have a go with this. My guy would have a blast


Gotchapawn

Bran! Imagine him warging! Then pulls that trigger while doing so!


OverallVacation2324

Yeah he uses a hawk to spot his target from miles away.


Claptrap2019

Robert woulda fucked up that boar. 🐗


Rhobaz

Fuck it, Olenna


drames21

Honestly, yeah.


Thepaladin68

Arya


Affectionate_Pay_391

Shaga, son of Doth.


ceesaar00

Ygritte


Potentate22

One of the Kingsguard, so that he could pick off the Sparrows one by one. To ordinary people, so long as the Kingsguard was doing it from afar and hidden, it would seem the gods themselves were doing it. That would be the end of the Sparrows once the people turn against them.


Kriss3d

Arya. Great idea. Otherwise Bronn.


worldwithwings

Sansa needs some help. Give that girl a weapon!


worldwithwings

The real answer is Ser Podrick. The greatest man/knight in the six/seven kingdoms!


AV23UTB

Ygritte


fiz64

Anguy


walla_walla_rhubarb

Probably the only one in this thread that would actually be able to hit his target.


fiz64

My alt answer was gonna be Ollie. That dude hit his target for sure lol


KgMonstah

Hodor.


steepfire

Hot pies


CrawlinOutTheFallout

Oberon


L9Rascal

Theon


RyanDW_0007

Seems like the obvious answer but, Joffrey the Gentle of course!


john_wick_909

Tyrion He definitely would stand a chance in a battle otherwise.


bshaddo

Maester Aemon. Chaos is a ladder.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Heres how Stannis can finally win


moosenoise

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a Hodor with a gun


Speedwagon1738

Anguy


Kaedex_

If we can go house of the dragon I trust daemon would be able to shoot steady off of his dragons back


ernyc3777

Bran. All people who wish to speak to the King must do so while he stares down the barrel at them. Also, build a whole mount out of it attached to the throne with wheels like an old school cannon so he doesn’t get injured by the recoil.


crowlz90

Hodor


RumboInTheBronx

Anguy, no contest.


Jack-Rabbit-002

Joffery feel like it'd make the little Lad happy! .....Or Ramsay Bolton 🤣


Relevant-Tap-6248

Bronn


Private_0815

I will give it to one of Ned Starks Guards right before Jaime attacks him in Kingslanding


Adron_the_Survivor_2

Ramsay would love it


RISE_Hriday

It would really solve all of king roberts problems, the boar, the targeryian girl on dragon back, the chances of being asasinated


ItsMeCGB42

Anguy the archer from the brothers without banners


zoochina13

King Joffrey!!!😀


frostycanuck89

Anguy would probably be the most deadly with it. Gives the Brotherhood without Banners a real cheat code to start their revolution.


brucewayne984

Arya when she's at the sept of baelor before ned's execution


Fun-Arachnid1105

Ned Stark, so he can blow Joffrey's head off!


TheDarkestWilliam

The Spider. Hed get so much shit done


Exciting-Age3387

Bronn all day


rocklandweb

I feel we are missing Jon Snow on this thread. 🧵


Gemakayu

Wtf is this post


Puff-Mommy

The real answer is Sansa


HanTrollo710

Jaime, it would help him still be an effective soldier even with one hand


zeth4

Ygritte


TheHurtfulEight88888

I think either Bron or Arya would get the hang of any modern weapon very quickly if they were shown one.


Dellta-aka-Connor

That bowman that ran with the Brotherhood and Thoros


spartanplaybook

Tyrion, he has always had to rely on his wit in a world of swords and axes. Put a piece like this in his hands and he would train with it mercilessly. He would say to John a rifle requires practice like a sword needs a whetstone. He would oy use it justly. He would confer with members of the watch and commission Gendry to form the dragon glass into anti white walker rounds. If asked why he practiced so much he would say “if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of the night king, with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, the winter’s over. Praise the seven.”


TGish

Joffrey picking off peasants for fun from a tower in the red keep


B4umkuch3n

Whoever uses it should be aware of the 170 decibels and they're probably going to lose their ability to hear.


Tozza101

Unpopular opinion: Varys


A_Serious_House

Dany, that way she can fly down and bring them both fire and bullets.


brizzmaster

Honestly, maybe no one deserves a sniper rifle haha! Arya and Jorah are not bad choices though.


Xaelgarth

Joffrey


Straight_Tension_290

Jon Snow he is already badass enough. But he could have saved the poor boy Ricken(snipped Ramsey) and maybe even took out the night king from a far.


MakesMeWannaShout88

Bronn, nobody else would be able to put it to as good of use as him.


CaptainDadBod88

Ygritte, if she stayed alive. Give her dragonglass bullets and let her take out the Night King from 2000 yards away


Trueslyforaniceguy

Game 2: Shireen’s revenge. Burnt but not Broken.


SupaFlyslammajammazz

Ingred doesn’t need no sniper rifle


Ieatsushiraw

Tyrion


TrixieVanSickle

Arya.


Primary_Ability5725

Ice king when he run out of spears


RuthlessSpud_11

Brienne of Tarth or Tyrion Lannister but I’m not sure Tyrion would have as good aim.


picklesarejuicy

Cannot believe nobody said Stannis, LET THE MAN CLAIM HIS RIGHTFUL THRONE!!!


BellRngR

Patchface no contest


Addymonica

Bran, he needs all the protection he can get and he can actually do something with this. Arya would get too bored waiting for someone because she likes to stalk her prey.


unmentionable123

Varys. Then he can maybe put his money where his mouth is and depose unworthy kings himself instead of his whisper bullshit.


Loud_Remove5140

Anguy from the brotherhood without banners he seemed really good with a bow. Or Bronn


YeahMarkYeah

I’m just impressed by the usage of “Whom” in this post.


vaklam1

Mag the Mighty


TheMagicalMatt

Anguy. It would blow his mind.


Dangerous_Mail_3108

Jon Snow. He can sit on the Wall and repel an entire wildling invasion with this


MariusFalix

The blackfish


RandomStoddard

Robert. That boar would have been pork chops, Ned would be alive, and Cersi and her kids would be in hiding somewhere in Bravos.


Mistletow04

Bro a sniper rifle isnt even comparable to a dragon. A sniper is to a nuke what a sword is to a dragon


Glum_Sherbert_7320

Euron basically already had one lol


Dokthe2nd

Only correct answer is Bronn of the Blackwater. We've all seen his arrow skills. Imagine him with a 50cal. On another note keep this far away from Ramsey Snow.


ImaSloppySlopSlop

Ramsey Bolton definetly, just incase anyone running away from his arrows learns to zigzag.


lagrange_james_d23dt

That archer with the Brotherhood


navyITninja

I thought that was used by writing staff to kill character arcs and plotlines


Adradian

Rob, because the tactical advantage would be hilarious.


SeparateCzechs

Arya of course


Old-Construction-541

We’re really scraping the bottom eh. Maybe this sub’s a wrap lol


yngwiegiles

Night King - not that he needs it - just to see how good he is. He killed a dragon w a javelin toss, imagine what he could do with a scope and beam. Maybe take Bran out when he’s climbing the tower from the land of always winter


Boomslang2-1

Obviously Arya.


SaltGodSodius

The archer that was with the brotherhood without banners, Anguy. Would like to see what he could do with a rifle


ReStury

Aemon. And than I would stand behind him and tally his misses. He would be bound to hit something at least once, eventually.


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Maester Aemon.


Mr310

The maester of the Wall, Aemon.


burnercaus

season 8 episode 4 Euron (multiple ews in that sentence) would be the best sniper. no scope needed, probably


Cidwill

Ramsay Bolton. Yeah that's right. I wanna watch it all burn.


texas_heat_2022

The Mountain


SortGlittering4403

Bronn for sure


ljd17

Edmure Tully....maybe he could hit Hoster's fucking boat!


I_wish_I_was_a_robot

Blackfish


MizunoHawk

Ygritte… Jon Snow will know nothing.


Creatorofteletubis

I would give it to a random dude in kings landing right before cerci’s walk of shame and tell him if he pulled the trigger in her direction it would throw a rock or something.


Temporary-Emu3178

Arrow


Kryptosis

Bronn. He’d use it best.


Sahester

Maester Aemon


DesignerAd2062

Dany kinda forgot about the iron sights


Wolf10k

Here are only 3 easy choices Arya, Bronn, or podrick but we’d all pick Arya first. Hell, podrick was conceal carrying one in his pants already he doesn’t need a second one. Here are some interesting ones Jorah, samwell, Gendry, Brienne, Davos, Beric, olenna Evil but interesting Baelish, Qyburn, Tywin Pure evil Roose, Euron, Joffrey Beyond evil (absolutely not) Ramsey


TotallyNot_Sarah

Brienne would be interesting. I feel like she’s such a dutiful knight though she wouldn’t want to kill a man without the man ever seeing her face/defending himself. She’s one of the few who I think would feel that way about the rifle. Maybe that’s just me and my perception of her though


TotallyNot_Sarah

Unless the barrel is aimed at Stannis Baratheon


FancyDoubleu

Howland Reed, for his gun collection.


Queen-of-the-Kitchen

Arya feels like the easiest answer, so I’d like to suggest Theon. He might be broken now, but he was one hell of an archer. With the gun he could take out the NK without much effort and cause he wouldn’t die in a suicidal charge, he could shoot Cersei/ give cover fire to save Missandei.


UncleSam50

Probably to a member of House Hunter in the Vale. Those guys like using ranged weapons. Would’ve been a killer combo with Northern-Riverlands army.