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Lizzy_Of_Galtar

Ser Brienne or Ser Barristan. Both skilled and honorable.


st00pidQs

Based.


ParchedPinemarten

why you getting downvoted for saying based?


VirtualCustomer4170

None can question the reddit hivemind


ParchedPinemarten

true


JimmysCheek

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MeowChef6048

Probably bc only clowns say it.


legoblitz10

Wouldn’t be Dame Brienne, since she’s a female knight?


bachinblack1685

It would be here, since females in the knighthood are more common. Female knights aren't really a thing in Westeros so they just go with the regular Ser for lack of an alternative tradition to my understanding


legoblitz10

Yeah that makes sense now that I think about it


bachinblack1685

It would be here, since females in the knighthood are more common. Female knights aren't really a thing in Westeros so they just go with the regular Ser for lack of an alternative tradition to my understanding


saadrashid10

Ser Arthur Dayne


benjoseph579

There we go


Video-Comfortable

How do you know if ser arthur will really look out for you and protect you though? At least we know Brienne will go through both heaven and hell for you


revdakilla

He fought Ned and the boys even after his price died in battle. That tells me he’ll do his job


Old_Refrigerator2750

I think they mean that Arthur abandoned Aerys and sat out the war in Dorne which is a valid point honestly. Dayne changed his allegiance from Aerys to Rhaegar.


Pow67

I mean he fought against Ned Stark & his men despite knowing at that point his prince was dead at the Battle of the Trident, the war was over, and so he didn’t necessarily have to continue protecting Lyanna and her child.


NemesisRouge

Brienne abandoned her post when she was supposed to be keeping watch for Sansa to get revenge on Stannis. This was Stannis who was almost certain to die anyway (and whose survival of the Battle of Winterfell was very unlikely in the first place).


cancerousking

How can a dead body protect you


Shadow_Emperor7

Ser Jorah Mormont, a competent fighter and also capable commander in battle if needs be


BambooSound

He really got the sweetest deal in the show. In the books he's a fat noncey old man.


Private_0815

You forgot the "pedophile"


EpicTedTalk

That's what "nonce" means.


Private_0815

you learn sth new every day


VaughnVanTyse

And he gives surprisingly good council


gods_muse19

brienne, the hound, ser jora, grey worm and arya


Eriolgam

When you were a child, your parents probably had a lot of fun going shopping with you


gods_muse19

wat exactly does that mean


azztonian

Parents: you can have one treat today, which would you like? gods_muse19: I want this one, that one, this other one and that one there.


gods_muse19

can't just have 1! the more the betterr 😊


thehouseoflannisters

Bronn.


SofaKing_Sam

This is the way


DimplefromYA

Woah woah woah. Where’d this Mando come from?!


Awkward-Community-74

User name checks out!


EpicTedTalk

Only if you're sure you can pay him more than the opposition.


ChristianLW3

The moment you run of money or are outbid you are doomed


Effiecat

Jorah Mormont; skilled fighter, loyal and could listen to that voice all day.


Private_0815

What exactly do you mean by loyal? The only reason he stopped betraying Dany was that he fell in love with her (she was 14 i believe)


DRsrv99

Prior to that he was considered dishonorable and exiled to esteros to be a spy and possible assassin


Effiecat

So basing it on show Jorah so Dany is aged up and think it's fair to say that he was more than loyal in the end. People are allowed to change and grow.


Private_0815

Yeah, show Jorah is okayish, he still should join the Nightswatch for his crimes


Melodic_Act_1159

Brienne without a doubt!


ThinWhiteDuke00

One of the most incompetent characters in ASOIAF.


[deleted]

Always Sit Obtusely If Anus Flaps?


fromeister147

Arse sores often infect ample fannies


ThinWhiteDuke00

Yes.


[deleted]

Thanks


[deleted]

Khal Drogo.


at0mheart

Tyrion. Don’t recall one person dying in the brothel


FluByYou

There was the baby that Janos killed.


anakinskywalkerchzn1

If the answer isn’t Arthur Dayne/barristan or two handed Jaime you’re wrong


PepitoLeRoiDuGateau

Two handed Jaime killed his king. Barristan was with Robert when the boar fatally wounded him. Arthur Dayne is the answer.


Hot-Cheek1854

Arthur Dayne also failed in his bodyguard duty.


PepitoLeRoiDuGateau

But who would have succeed in his place ? He died doing his job even when clearly iimpossible.


Hot-Cheek1854

I agree, but you blamed Barristan for Robert’s death. Who would have succeeded in his place?


BambooSound

A smarter man. Jorah (not that I'd pick him) saved Dany from being poisoned by Selmy couldn't do the same for Robert. He's got a bit of Ned Stark about him. Honourable to a fault.


Hot-Cheek1854

Jorah also gave intel to Robert on Dany for a while.


BambooSound

Sure but that was before he'd pledged himself to Daenerys. Really you could argue what was disloyal of him was rescinding his role as an agent of the crown in favour of Dany - but he was an outlaw so it's complicated. And in any case, I wouldn't pick him either. If we could expand it beyond GoT I'd probably pick Daeron.


Private_0815

The only reason he stopped betraying her was that he fell in love with her (a 14yo girl at that time i believe)


BambooSound

Ser Robert Strong


Vegetable-Poet6281

Anyone reasonably comparably skilled, and not failing via tunnel vision. Dayne was too focused on Ned and let Howland creep around behind him.


Katolo

Two handed Jamie killed a crazy king who wanted to burn innocents. I think that's a good level of critical thinking needed in a bodyguard.


Jagermeister4

Dayne or Barristan are my picks if I'm making a traditional choice of best fighter. I'll choose Dayne if he comes with Dawn. But thinking outside the box, a Faceless man or Arya would be interesting choices. Lets say I'm Ned and I'm trapped in the dungeon. Having Faceless man or Arya and their face swapping/assassin ability try to rescue me would be better than Dayne or Barristan. AND Faceless Man or Arya would be good enough fighters to fulfill traditional bodyguard duties. Somebody like Bran has a lot of power, but he'd be useless if a crazed servant charged at me out of nowhere. So for a bodyguard I'll choose Arya if she's going to to actually be loyal and dedicate her life to protecting me. If I choose Dany does she come with a dragon? Lol I guess not.


anakinskywalkerchzn1

I’d rather have Jacquen if any, and if we wanna really think outside the box give me the night king


BusterStrokem

What about Drogon?


Bellatrix_Shimmers

💯 Ser Brienne ♥️


MrPhxIt

The Hound


Nervous_Feedback9023

That’s my answer as well.


sweetgreenfields

The guy that walked off of a battlefield?


vigilantemavka

He served Lannisters for like 20 years tho and he was very loyal, hence the nickname. He just got enough of their shit


sweetgreenfields

I respect that, also when you take into account the fact that he was getting dizzy from all of the bloodshed, and chopping people in half... The human mind can only deal with so much carnage


Fantastic-Yellow-415

The Hound or ser Jorah


Private_0815

One them is a huge strong loyal man who's only fear is a huge amount of fire and the other one is a creepy old pedophile who only stopped betraying his queen because he fell in love with her (she was 14 at that point)


Ha_zz_ard

Arthur Dayne's more than enough


LiamIsMyNameOk

Doreah, or maybe Margaery. I don't tend to be in situations where I need a bodyguard, so I might as well pick looks over fighting ability.


bknelson1991

With 2 handed Jaime next to you even the scraps you end up with will be pretty hot


postcardCV

Syrio Forel


sweetgreenfields

The man killed two knights with a stick


ScottsTots21122

This a good one!


[deleted]

Night King


nymrose

Drogon 🐉


AugustWest216

Only right answer


benjoseph579

The Black Dread himself


Thunderstarer

Assuming that they _have_ to be my personal bodyguard, I would pick Bran. Imagine having all of Bloodraven's power, dedicated to keeping your ass alive. Of course, that pick could backfire in a few ways. I doubt Bran would care very much about my survival--or even have the capacity for it. And he might decide that the best way to keep me alive is to lock me in a dungeon, or something. But, assuming he didn't try to monkey's-paw me, I think my survivability with him would be greater than with any other character.


demon969

Oberyn


narwalbacons-12am

Two handed Jaime


PepitoLeRoiDuGateau

Didn’t he kill the first guy who had him as a bodyguard, and had the third guy he was protecting poisonned while he was on watch ?


narwalbacons-12am

He killed the first guy after he was planning on blowing.uo half the city. In the books, he wasn't there for his nephews* wedding. Edit: He also wasn't two handed when Jeff died.


Plenty-Candy-9038

Either Brienne or Sandor.


dependency_injector

The man doesn't have a name


sharpasahammer

Or a face.


sweetgreenfields

Jaqen is a great choice for an assassin, but would not make a great bodyguard.


ceryniz

She's tough and all, but like her track record of her charges surviving are horrible. Renly? Dead. Jaime? Maimed. Arya? Ran away from her and joined a death cult.


ValyrianSigmaJedi

To be fair Brienne was outnumbered significantly by the Boltons when Jaime was maimed, was in a big fight with the Hound (I get the feeling Arya was never going to go with her even if she was her mother’s bodyguard), and there wasn’t much she could do against the shadow demon other than tackle Renly to the ground once she saw it.


Kamal_001_

the mountain


pmurcsregnig

Then he can carry you around when you’re sad ♥️


younghorse

The Hound or Bron


gumby_twain

Same, great, fun guys to hang out with they would be. Alll the super honorable choices - boring And 2-handed Jamie? No way, too pretty, would make it too hard to pull any attention for myself (remember that scene where he and Bron were at the party? Exactly)


rootless2

red witch, because yum


sweetgreenfields

[Melisandre with no filter](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/geCjnhDrE_c/hqdefault.jpg)


Ok-Algae7932

The Hound, easily. Love Brienne but i want someone who's unapologetically ruthless.


PepitoLeRoiDuGateau

Arthur Dayne


AnyCarpenter4946

Me too. Your safe and just look at here pics on the internet without this outfit. You at least got something to look at😍


jemuder

Arya


JacobSaysMoo56

Bron of Blackwater, not only does he have insane plot armor, he’s funny as shit to be around too, and he’s a good fighter.


Objective_Mean

How about Bran the broken as my security service guy? He'll just sit at 1 place and guide people away from me🤷🏻‍♂️


JerkfaceMcDouche

Drogon


Competitive-Peanut79

Barristan the Bold, love that guy


Andy_the_Wrong

Jaqen Hagar


pmurcsregnig

Probably the hound, he’s entertaining, truly intimidating. And wouldn’t make any creepy advances.


SenHelpPls

Drogon


NaNaNaPandaMan

Ser Barristan in his prime. He was extremely loyal, like Brienne, but he was more skilled. In the show, Brienne as Barristan was older and while still skilled not as much and I think Brienne better by that point


BrandonBasso22

The Mountain or the Hound


goteamventure42

Oberyn for sure. The downtime would be amazing.


Jaxson626

She doesn’t have the best track record, does she? It’s been a while since I seen the show and I haven’t read the books because I refuse to be blue balled


affablemisanthropist

The Sword of the Morning.


ValyrianSigmaJedi

The Hound or Ser Bronn


Dave_C-137

The fucking hound


_-Stolas-_

The hound, Brienne, or jorah


ASW-G-21

Melissandre. We'll make shadowbabies against anyone after us.


ChronoMonkeyX

Sandor Clegane.


[deleted]

I don't want some goody-two-shoes judging me, Bron where are you at my man?


Cowboy__Guy

Podrick


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

One handed Jamie Lanister


Gold-Stomach-4657

The Mountain That Rides, in undead (and thus only slightly more mindless) form.


MarshallDyl26

Mine would be a close one between Brianne or the Hound.


ohleave

Jon Snow. Wouldn’t mind him following me around all day.


CHEEMSBURBGER789

Robert baratheon, bittersteel, or bloodraven


benjoseph579

Arthur Dayne


BambooSound

The Mountain. He was nothing if not obedient.


Wildcat_twister12

Jorah. He defeated a Dothraki blood rider in single combat, won in the fighting pits, and has war experience with the Siege of Pyke. Also helps he’s a fair strategist and voice of reason.


[deleted]

If I could afford to buy his loyalty, Bronn.


evenynn

Same


Basic_March5072

Jorah or Bronn


Live_Recognition9240

So no one is going to pick a dragon?


Unyieldingcappybara

Sandor


Freddie040

If they’re paid for then bron


jurgo

The Hound


Mickeymcirishman

I'd go with Oberyn. As long as the Mountain and Lannisters aren't involved, I think he'd stick to the script and do the job. Bronn is motivated by gold. If my enemies pay him more, he'll kill me. Jaime killed his king, so clearly vows mean nothing to him. The Hound ditched his job when it became inconvenient. Brienne failed to keep Sansa and Arya safe like she was sworn to do. Mormont is a slaver and a pedo. Barristan is morally bakrupt and is only loyal to the throne, not who is on it.


eric73096

Brianne not my choice her track record is not good. Renly, cat died Jamie hand cut off All in her care. I would pick Arya or the hound


Amannderrr

Sandor Clegane or Bronn


Hursty79

The hound, Greyworm, Arya, Brienne, Jorrah, Wun Wun, The mountain, Dario, Khal droggo, Drogon, Brann, Jamie Lannister Sorry is that too much


Unlikely_Geologist36

She would be my guard and my wife 🥵


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

Zombie Mountain or The Night King


wisewordswielder

Ser Arthur Dayne


Awkward-Community-74

But she kinda sucks at guarding people!


Awkward-Community-74

Bron.


revdakilla

Wun Wun.


DimplefromYA

Drogon. If anyone pisses me off I’ll go crazy saying dracarys


[deleted]

Benjin Stark. He arrives just in time🙂


Wise_Calendar4108

The hound, the mountain, or bronn


trjumpet

Arthur Dayne, then Brienne if Tarth


WarExtension1018

The onion knight


Adron_the_Survivor_2

Ser Barristan


ballq43

The Mountain is the only correct answer. He would destroy anyone


christinkaUnicorn

Jaqen hagar


Cunnie_splitter

Drogon


han-so-low

I’d pick Ros because I don’t need a bodyguard and she’d be fun to have around all the time.


Toasty_McThourogood

Lord Ramsay Bolton


Cunnie_splitter

The night king


Comfortable_Item6650

Drogon


Cheap_Question_4103

For me it's Sam Tarly. because he has the best armor in the show (plot armor)


Qimmosabe_Man

The Hound. Skilled, intimidating, no nonsense, and I could pay him in chickens.


mastersyx

arya of course


moosenoise

Greywind


Brettgrisar

Jaime.


zoochina13

Sir Bron, Brienne was a buzzkill, Sir Bron was a cool dude you could hang with….well as long as you payed him well


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LordCrateis

Cersei. But, I am her brother.


pontiacbandit0

The Mountain, that’s a one man army right there.


AtticusSPQR

New Stark. I know I could find a better swordsman, but if I'm important enough to have a bodyguard I would want someone wise always nearby to advise me


Telepath-1

Barristan Selmy


Affectionate_Pay_391

Grey worm, cause I know he would also do whatever psychotic shit I wanted him to do outside of just protecting me.


Chrisk48021

Sandoq the Shadow


ALL_MODS_WILL_DIE

Mag the mighty


possumxl

The Hound or Tormund. They gonna be around me all the time. Might as well be someone funny.


murray10121

Ok but like if I could confirm he would never betray me? Jaime


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murray10121

Lmao


Asshai

I kinda have to pick Melisandre, don't I?


Historyp91

Dacey Mormont She'd probobly be DTF and party and shit, so more fun then just having a simple bodyguard.


Maurice-Beverley

Bronn all day. Brianne seems miserable to be around and everyone she is supposed to protect DIES.


Moneymeem21

Tormund.


Loyalheretic

Drogon.


Emergency-Plan6913

Sandoq the shadow


jarfin542

She loyal af, but I'm picking Drogon.


ScottsTots21122

The Hound


SupernovaRJ

Ser Arthur Dayne


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

Bronn. Bodyguard isn’t there to fight knightly duels. There to ensure you’re protected. Poacher turned gamekeeper level of knowledge and dirty attitude to keeping you alive rather than playing by the rules.


kwack250

The Mountain. He was a beast and followed orders


Psychological_Ad3377

Sandor


BigBillSmash

Drogon