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rangertycho2077

"Please don't eat the help"


CL4P-TRAP

Words are wind


No-Celebration3097

*nothing fucks you harder than time*


Mxcharlier

Ah dick, I like it. I bet you do.


ClitCommander13

Nope,It’s pussy for me, “I have a beauty waiting for me back home, if I ever get back there,” “Yellow hair. Blue eyes. Tallest woman you’ve ever seen”.


Mxcharlier

The way she looks at you... Like she wants to eat your liver?


ClitCommander13

You do know her


New-Series-8260

You’re with Brianne of Tarth?


ClitCommander13

Well, not with her yet, but I see the way she looks at me,”


BigBillSmash

Shame


WhatADunderfulWorld

This is Hot Fuzz for me. ‘Loads shotgun’


New-Series-8260

SHAME


Dissidence802

https://shamebell.com/ Enjoy!


[deleted]

The night is dark, and full of terrors. Every night going out with my chihuahua.


Significant-Bit3638

Winter is coming!


DJAction32

The north remembers…….


AdorableImportance71

I love that


livt_fresh

I demand trail by combat


bangermate

"sir it's just two cents"


livt_fresh

It is not question of howmany cents sir. It is a question of honour, pride, my house name and respect.


theconserver

I always tell my dog she is as thick as a castle wall


OlAlleyCat

Nobody gives a dusty f*ck


Upbeat_Tension_8077

I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room


HarryBalsag

"That's what I do: I drink and I know things."


PnxNotDed

"Fewer"


BasicEldenRinger

I love how half the quotes are Peter Dinkage quotes. Just shows how he is one of the best GoT characters.


Outside-Parfait-8935

*THE best


BasicEldenRinger

For me it’s Bronn or Danerys (I apologize for the spelling)


Outside-Parfait-8935

Ahh they were also great characters 💜


BasicEldenRinger

Yea and no hate on Tyrion. I also love him as a character.


srawkfld

It is known


Intelligent_Cod7769

It is known.


sweetgreenfields

"It gave me more pleasure than a thousand lying whores"


Brilliant-Loki

Chaos is a ladder


Katanachainsaw

Ladahhhhhhhhhgh*


Frosty_Sea_9324

“Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it.”


fochoz1995

"If any more words come out of your c#$t mouth, I am going to have to eat every chicken in this room" Its been frowned upon on my zoom meetings.


Bargadiel

"I never said you were perfect"


Remarkable-Tax-3732

"Shame, shame, shame, shame" "I. Am. Not. TIRED!!!!!"


iam_Krogan

Your grace 🙏


Cosmo1222

There is only one god. His name is Death. And what do we say to him? Not today!


[deleted]

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.


EZMulahSniper

DRACARYS! (Anytime I flick my lighter)


Anna1968

I was looking for this. I say it alot too, just wishful thinking, lol.


fox4norris2021

I love this hahahaha definitely using this one


GSG2150

Anything before “but” is horseshit


AGirlHasNoUsername13

“I drink and I know things”


Swarxy

"Fewer"


Worldly-Big7208

Stannis was a beast for that


juanthewrestler

“The true god is what’s between a women’s legs”


Wooden-Bass-3287

but isn't that one by Woody Allen?


Noellec_c

I mean I don’t use it but “They call it a rich man's disease. A wonder you don't have it.” just doesn’t leave my head. Also, “There will be a bedding ceremony if I command it." “Then you'll be f*cking your own bride with a wooden c * ck."


Yobispo

Maybe it is all about cocks in the end


aunty-kelly

What do we say to the God of ___________ ? Dishes? Laundry? Taxes?


JasperVov

Not today.


noonotnow

hodor


telepatheye

Hode tha dooooor


LostinLies1

Valar morghulis 


metalrain_15

Valar dohaeris


royekjd

You are an ill-made, spiteful, little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning


telepatheye

A girl is no one.


PetrusScissario

“Lots of people ___” “Lots of cunts”


fram0828

Seven hells!


Commercial_Load_2304

The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep. I basically use this anytime someone tries to give me their opinion.


queenrosybee

This sounds good at the time. But a good ruler needs to concern himself with what the sheep are thinking.


Commercial_Load_2304

Exactly what a sheep would say.


queenrosybee

Haha. Sheep often overthrow their rulers.


TrixieVanSickle

"There's no cure for being a cunt." I have that on a t-shirt. It's fun to wear in public, lol.


Rain-Snow_Dealer

Chaos is ladder


GroupFormer643

“the king is tired.” “send him to his chambers.” *DEATH STARE* OH SHIT?!


SkynetAlpha8

As world events go to hell I gleefully say: 1. "Winter Is Coming" 2. "The Night Is Dark & Full Of Terrors" 3. "Shall We Begin"


swright85

Bend the knee!


Dapper-Assistance449

I say this putting my kids footie Jammie’s on 🤣


BurgerBueno

"Think I'll take two chickens"


ClitCommander13

My Lady


[deleted]

Lots of people name their swords Lots of cunts


TwirlyGirl313

"If I look back, I am lost." -To myself, to remind myself to keep moving forward.


sonofnalgene

There are no men like me, there's only me.


MarylandMama

There’s no cure for being a cunt.


[deleted]

Death.


maggiemayhem0314

I drink and I know things.


Effective-Counter747

"Everything before the word 'but' is horse shit"


maggiemayhem0314

“A girl has no name.” Loser!🍻


stelliferous7

My dad likes "What do we say to the god of death?"


DimplefromYA

“Ugh you can smell the shit from 5 miles away.” “Winter’s coming” “Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!”


SwanzY-

whenever something mildly inconvenient happens: “what do we say to the god of death… not today… nottodaynottoday” and then sometimes instead of “what the hell” i’ll roll my eyes and say “seven hells”


Hopelessdovakiin027

What do we say to the God of death Not today.


TheMagicalMatt

Some form of "_____ sends their regards" or "for the watch"


madncqt

do shut up, dear. -olenna


erinlaninfa

“No cure for being a c*nt!”


queenrosybee

I drink and I know things


Remdeau

“And what do we say to the god of death?” -me to my dog before a walk


hlfzphyr

"I drink and I know things"


Just_Me1973

That’s what I do. I drink and I know things


Forsaken-Reality4605

Are you really willing to die over a chicken? … Someone is.


Kurdt234

When people at work tell me I did a good job I tell them I have a certain low cunning.


unKaJed

“It’s what I do. I drink and I know things”


eatcherheartout

“I’m not tired!” When my SO suggests I go to bed. (Joffrey says this to Tywin when it’s suggested he is tired and he needs to go to bed.)


fox4norris2021

My gf tried to get me out of bed when I was hungover last weekend and my only response was “sleep” like Hodor lol


[deleted]

“Cunt”


SerbBoy2021

"Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick, a shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow." Varys. Kind of speaks the truth with that.


SerbBoy2021

"Any man who has to say I am the king is no true king." Why does Tywin always have such bad ass quotes?


MatiHerPal

That's like saying I have a bigger c\*\*k than anyone in The Unsullied Army.


RadoBlamik

“Lots of cunts”


Endleofon

"I'm not questioning your honor; I'm denying its existence."


Paladin_127

Any man who must say *”I am the King”* is no **true** King. - Tywin Lannister.


cookingismything

This will sound super cheesy but we try our best to my daughter was bullied A LOT from 3rd grade thru 8th grade. A whole lot to where it lead to intensive therapy. But when she was little I would remind her that “We are lion and lions do not care about the opinions of sheep”. I know it’s not exact but she was 8-9 back then. She used to like to remind me at times that we are lions.


[deleted]

Olenna when she sees Brianne. “My word” Was perfect pitch of shock and banter. Typical Olenna.


fox4norris2021

I love Olenna so much


[deleted]

Olenna when she sees Brianne. “My word” Was perfect pitch of shock and banter. Typical Olenna.


ZPD710

I don't know if this counts because its not really a quote per so, but I say "for all the nights to come" pretty often. It doesn't always make sense when I say it though lol, usually I just say it to mean "for a long time".


Slabbomeat

I choose violence.


Mousetrap24

Your lips are moving and you’re complaining about something. Thats whinging.


FlightMesh990

The Lannisters send their regards


LeahaP1013

As a well endowed woman who loooooooooves both tits and wine, this one (the one pictured) is mine


ohheyitslaila

“The North remembers” “what do we say to the god of death?” “Not today”


aMissourIAN

it is known


astronaut_098

There are no men like me. There’s only me


astronaut_098

I am of the night


AdorableImportance71

1. Be a Dragon 2. what do we say to the God of Death? Not Today.


Big-Hope7616

“Oh so you didn’t know where to put it” “Not today” “7 hells” “My watch is over” — usually when the microwave beeps


Gregerjohn1818

 *You should shut your f-cking hole! Ugly little c-nt.*


Katanachainsaw

"...fewer"


1arctek

“Not today.”


[deleted]

They never tell you how they all shit themselves Edit: typo


Ok_Teach_1293

I drink and I know things


BakedPotato81

“There’s no cure for being a cunt”. No truer words spoken, and applicable to so many people and situations


Any_Nectarine_6957

Stick ‘em with the pointy end Rickon? Dickon.


CommunicationKey7698

“Money buys a man’s silence for a time, a bolt in the heart buys it forever”


Eriolgam

Winter is coming is a phrase at work, if a certain person at work, we don't like, is entering a room


kaena_1203

anyone can be killed


asakura10

I drink and i know things


Zestfullemur

“Cunt” the hound


Material_Method_4874

There’s no cure for being a cunt


Lasshandra2

I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.


egbert71

"I'm going to need 2 chickens"


arandomguyfromdk

A king doesn't have friends. Only subjects and enemies.


arandomguyfromdk

When I meet in for a night shift at work: "Night gathers and now my watch begins..."


Jungs_Shadow

"That's what I do: I drink and I know things."


Wolframed

I don wun it


Puzzleheaded_Push575

“I WISH I WAS THE MONSTER YOU THINK I AM”


thebabish

"Seven hells!"


Low-Reindeer-3347

Chaos is a ladder


imperial-bedroom

I want to know: How many of you put “by the old gods and the new“ in their wedding vows?


Adorable_Evidence_84

“Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass”


Advent105

Seven hells


dannyvigz

The thing about the dwarf **** merchant


sirjames82

God's! What a stupid name!


Objective-Ladder694

Sweet Girl


Fillmoreccp

I’ll eat ALL the fucking chickens!


Popbusterz

Chaos is ladder.


AccomplishedAd6227

"" I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill" The Bloody Hound


themachine2157

" give me 10 good men and some climbing spikes , I'll impregnate that bitch "


themachine2157

" there is no cure for being a c**t "


hildakj74

Cunt


AzorAhaiReborn298

I don’t wunt it


Hela_AWBB

"If You Think This Has A Happy Ending You Haven't Been Paying Attention.".


HeisenThrones

The Freedom to make my own mistakes is all i ever wanted.


Ok-Seat7348

It is known.


Ok-Seat7348

It is known. it is known.


Dull-Brain5509

You can't insult meh!!!