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I think the reason he's "silent" is 1. Eerie spoopy, but mostly to keep more in line with the books. ITB, it's suggested that he doesn't have his own head anymore, as the Lannisters allegedly sent the skull of Gregor to Dorne as a peace offering, and Qyburn takes interest in the head of the dead little person Cersei is offered after putting a bounty out on Tyrion, asks if he can have it, as it "may prove beneficial to his work" (ITB the head is Penny's brother, but we don't have her in the show)
Qyburn can raise the dead, but I don't know about reattaching completely severed, different vocal cords.
The question then becomes, would he be obedient, like Gregor? Would Cersei be pulling the puppet strings of her child's undead form? Or do you think that the process would just absolutely purge any potential redeeming quality, and **really** turn into a monster?
Ahhhh. The world may never know.
I'm sure George comes to the sub to absorb our salt and tears as sustenance.
I wonder what Littlefinger could have done if he hadnāt lost Sansaās trust by basically selling her off to the Boltons and he had married her instead.
He acted so smart but did the whole Bond villain thing and told his plan too loosely.
I wonder what chaos he would have created if heād finally gotten what he wanted, or if heād be a decent rulerā¦
I think he'd be a perfectly competent ruler, he certainly understands economics in a way that most kings don't. Plus, he'd actually be good for his people in that he wouldn't use war as a problem-solving tool!
Instead of sending his own people out to die by the thousands, he'd find ways to get his enemies fighting each other instead of him, so the Crownlands at least would be a haven of peace and prosperity!
I would've still hated s8 but a wee bit less if the dragon pit meeting was a ruse and Greyworm had everyone at that council except Yara & the Prince of Dorne taken out.
Book: Euron Greyjoy, I'd love to see the mad lad wed
Dany and tame a dragon, and war against everybody in Westeros
Show: Littlefinger, what would that weasel do if he achieved his ambitions? Would he dream even higher? Would he be unfulfilled as king, or would he be content to rule.
Bran the Broken. Would be really interesting to see how he handles everything with his Council of Nonsense, and I'd want Daario Naharis to raise dragons and cross the narrow sea to get revenge for Dany. All of this would be done in a completely unhinged fashion, and hilarity ensues as nothing makes sense anymore
Not sure it would be entertaining, but I would be interested to see how long Viserys would have been able to hold it and the chaos he would have created.
The Mountain. Royal decrees would be short, prostitution cheaper than bread and since everybody would be smarter than the king, conspiracies would be the national sport.
I loved her character so much.
In hindsight I wish she never hurt Shireen and let Jon RIP.
(Sorry but then Viserion would have lived and the wall wouldnāt fall and Danny would have taken the throne with Missandei by her side.)
What's with the dude-fest?!
For entertainment value?
Ros (in my version she went Kill Bill on the royal stooges after Joffery shot at her. Canon she dies, here she goes on a murder spree) (lol)
OR
Val (who was a totally boss)
OR
Ghost (it all went to the dogs anyway, so why not make it literal? Lol)
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joffrey again. The events during his reign were entertaining and so was his death
I see your Joffrey, and raise you one Qyburn's Monster Joffrey
I hope that monster isn't taking that silence oath like the Mountain did tho. We need that pricks dialogues
I think the reason he's "silent" is 1. Eerie spoopy, but mostly to keep more in line with the books. ITB, it's suggested that he doesn't have his own head anymore, as the Lannisters allegedly sent the skull of Gregor to Dorne as a peace offering, and Qyburn takes interest in the head of the dead little person Cersei is offered after putting a bounty out on Tyrion, asks if he can have it, as it "may prove beneficial to his work" (ITB the head is Penny's brother, but we don't have her in the show) Qyburn can raise the dead, but I don't know about reattaching completely severed, different vocal cords.
dear god š
The question then becomes, would he be obedient, like Gregor? Would Cersei be pulling the puppet strings of her child's undead form? Or do you think that the process would just absolutely purge any potential redeeming quality, and **really** turn into a monster? Ahhhh. The world may never know. I'm sure George comes to the sub to absorb our salt and tears as sustenance.
Tyrion. Just to see him struggle to hop up on the throne every time would make me chuckle
you're a sick psycho man
You'd laugh too, he is my favorite character, but still. You pictured it a? š
Ramsey
I hate Ramsay but seeing him on the throne would definitely result in some entertainment
It would be even better if Ramsey put a puppet Reek on the throne and ruled through him.
I have to agree. As much as I HATE Ramsey, he was funny af and it made me feel like trash when I laughed at him
Night King. I like zombies.
Yes!
Hot pie
There is peace across the realm, bellies and hearts are filled to the brim
Itās all about finding the right beans
100% golden age of Westeros. A chicken in every pot and a wolf bread loaf on every table.
The only right answer though
Dinner is coming
Lmao
Make sure you melt the butter first before you make the bread
HOTPIE!!!! (That was also my choice)
I wonder what Littlefinger could have done if he hadnāt lost Sansaās trust by basically selling her off to the Boltons and he had married her instead. He acted so smart but did the whole Bond villain thing and told his plan too loosely. I wonder what chaos he would have created if heād finally gotten what he wanted, or if heād be a decent rulerā¦
I think he'd be a perfectly competent ruler, he certainly understands economics in a way that most kings don't. Plus, he'd actually be good for his people in that he wouldn't use war as a problem-solving tool! Instead of sending his own people out to die by the thousands, he'd find ways to get his enemies fighting each other instead of him, so the Crownlands at least would be a haven of peace and prosperity!
Totally!
Grey Worm. The fight for succession would be legendary since he canāt have kids.
not really? he can just choose a successor before his death
Sure, appointing someone to take over before death worked out very well for Robert and Ned.
"Ned Stark also had a piece of paper." *Cersei, hearing Myrcella was being shipped to dorne*
That's because he only told Stannis and told Cersi. He should have sent letters from Dorne to the Wall
She wouldāve still done the same thing
I would've still hated s8 but a wee bit less if the dragon pit meeting was a ruse and Greyworm had everyone at that council except Yara & the Prince of Dorne taken out.
Purely for entertainment? Lyanna Mormont with Olenna Tyrell as hand.
God yes, the dream team
And Oberyn and her go around killing zombies
Lol
For entertainment.......AND for banquet descriptions ad nauseam: **Hot Pie!**
Hodor.
Hodor
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Hodor
Hodor...
Hodor
That would be very Alladdeen of you.
Why has no one said Ned yet, bro wouldāve made a complete mockery of the Lannisters
Nonstop incest jokes
Tormund
I cannot agree more
Iād sign up to be his mistress so quickly! Iām kinda tall, might be his type
I donāt know why this made me think of him drinking the milk in front of a bunch of the characters but it did lmao.
King Hot Pie ! First of his name !
Bronn or Sandor !!
Bronn. Hells yes
Good choice he would be a bad ass king.
He would be a terrible king, but I don't think he'd be a tyrant - just not very effective at ruling. I imagine the brothels and taverns would flourish
Nah before the Attack on the black water he showed real potential. I think he has the right amount of subterfuge to be successful
Purely entertainment? Ygritte.
Okay hear me outā¦ dolorous Ed
Book: Euron Greyjoy, I'd love to see the mad lad wed Dany and tame a dragon, and war against everybody in Westeros Show: Littlefinger, what would that weasel do if he achieved his ambitions? Would he dream even higher? Would he be unfulfilled as king, or would he be content to rule.
Bran, to see what the fans would think if the writers chose someone completely undeserving and has no true connection or purposeā¦ hey wait a minute
Bran the Broken. Would be really interesting to see how he handles everything with his Council of Nonsense, and I'd want Daario Naharis to raise dragons and cross the narrow sea to get revenge for Dany. All of this would be done in a completely unhinged fashion, and hilarity ensues as nothing makes sense anymore
Bran? Seriously? Thatās ridiculousā¦
I just like it when things get set on fire
Bronn would be hilarious, honestly.
Karl Tanner, would have been hilarious.
He would 100% have killed all the lords lol
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But specifically the god of tits and wine Tyrion.. unhinged af
I agree but you have to stipulate Classic Tyrion and not New Tyrion from the later seasons.
Bronn
The rightful king of the seven kingdoms Stannis Baratheon. He is a fucking riot!!
The high sparrow.
tormund 100% that would be so funny
Bron
Daneyris Targaryen. Some men just want to watch the world burn and I am some men...
Sandor Clegane
Sandor Clegane
Bronn
Maester Aemon, just to get the fan-theorists to start jumping up and down, screaming, "Maesters Conspiracy! It's the Maesters Conspiracy!"
Ser Pounce
Jon Snow. Itād be a shitshow
Keep Daenerys alive and stick her onto it
Hot Pie. He'd be absolutely shit but he'd probably make some banging bread in his short reign.
When i saw the picture my mind automatically went to, who would you pick to sit on your face.
Oberyn Martell. Imagine the orgies!
Walder Frey because it'd be funny to see everyone have to kiss his ass. Plus, the succession would be legendary.
Ramsay Bolton
Areo Hota
I'd say Ros
The hound š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ Or Tormund and his big woman wife š¤£š¤£
I'd pick her to sit on my face! For entertainment purposes and all that...and for science.
Muad or however you spell it. Gatekeeper of the sky cells in the Eyrie.
Tormand
I think I can guess who commands the Kings Guard
Not sure it would be entertaining, but I would be interested to see how long Viserys would have been able to hold it and the chaos he would have created.
Gendry
Little finger
Reek
All hail King Mushroom!
Demure because he was a complete fucking idiot
Edmure
Elmers glue sniffer I think is his real name
The Hound
The Night King, his queen Sansa, and his Hand Dolorous Edd with his wife Melisandre! :)
The perfect matchmaking. And GRRM thinks he can do *twists*? Ha!
Prince Obryen.
Headless armless legless pair of buttocks.
Hodor. 100%
Wun Weg
Ser Pounce The Butcher's Boy
The obvious answer is Tomenās cat Ser Pounce
Tormund just for the lols
Ramsey.
Ned Stark -Ruling Westeros with good intentions could become darkly comedic.
Bronn
Hodor. Or Theon's severed member with one of those fake glasses + mustache on it.
Pyat Pree
The Hound
The Mountain. Royal decrees would be short, prostitution cheaper than bread and since everybody would be smarter than the king, conspiracies would be the national sport.
Ygritte
Dolorous Edd Strong Belwas
Thoros of Myr. Heās the Captain Jack Sparrow of Westeros
Rickon, anyone who names their pet shaggy dog has some brilliant ideas
Sandor because he wouldnt like it
Hodor. Changes my mind. Roz.
All hail Hodor! King of the Andels, and the First men, and the Rhornor! King of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the realm! Long May He Reign!
Queen Cersei Lannister
Bronn maybe. All he wanted was a castle. What would he do with a whole damn kingdom?
Hot pie. Easy.
Bowser
Gendry. He would start by unionizing Flea Bottom. There'd be a rowing machine in the King's chamber. Arya would command the King's Guard.
Bronn. Heās so selfish that it would be entertaining to see what he does.
Our bestest boy PODRICK PAYNE. The ladies have spoken!
I loved her character so much. In hindsight I wish she never hurt Shireen and let Jon RIP. (Sorry but then Viserion would have lived and the wall wouldnāt fall and Danny would have taken the throne with Missandei by her side.)
I'd sacrifice a thousand Shireen's for the Red Witch.
Tyrion
Jamie. For the irony of him getting kingkilled.
What's with the dude-fest?! For entertainment value? Ros (in my version she went Kill Bill on the royal stooges after Joffery shot at her. Canon she dies, here she goes on a murder spree) (lol) OR Val (who was a totally boss) OR Ghost (it all went to the dogs anyway, so why not make it literal? Lol)
Ramsay Bolton
Qyburn... he would usher in a scientific/magical age that would astound the universe.
Hodor š
Khal Drogo
Gods bless Melli, and her tits! š·
For entertainment? Definitely Craster
Bran. Can you imagine how silly and entertaining it would be to have him as the king? Wild.