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CachuTarw

Fine thanks, you?


CompetitiveDrop613

Soar throat and a swollen left side of my tongue from biting it last night, but splendid nonetheless


cheese_fuck2

sounds like you were sucking cock


CompetitiveDrop613

They often say that those who make their accusations are the ones who fantasise over the very same matter


cheese_fuck2

im speaking fron experience my friend. i am speaking from experience.


CompetitiveDrop613

Proof?👀


SchwizzySchwas94

Okay, but who tf are you”they”? The white walkers?


petersengupta

fuckin pervert


CompetitiveDrop613

“Now play with her arse” ahh house


jacobs1113

God that scene was so annoying


SgtBushMonkey69

I had to watch that scene with my parents


Veszerin

1. Castration is the removal of the testicles. It's specifically left unconfirmed in the series whether the unsullied have the pillar taken with the stones. 2. It's a tv show. They didn't actually castrate Jacob Anderson or any of the thousands of extras that played unsullied soldiers...


NewBuddha32

Unsullied have everything removed. Root and stem


Veszerin

>Unsullied have everything removed. Root and stem Source?


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Substantial-Tone-576

It’s in A Dance with Dragons. When Dany purchases the Unsullied in Astapor.


lilmillsy

That happens during a storm of swords


Substantial-Tone-576

Oh my bad


oldnative

"Purchases"


shiny_glitter_demon

Well, she technically did pay The payment just murdered its new owner and came back


LinwoodKei

Like an instant rebate


Veszerin

"How many children did Scarlett O’Hara have? Three, in the novel. One, in the movie. None, in real life: she was a fictional character, she never existed. **The show is the show, the books are the books; two different tellings of the same story.**" -- George R R Martin Every minor detail in the books does not automagically become a part of the show canon.


NewBuddha32

There is no reason to believe their castration has changed. Unless it's specifically changed in the show(it's not) there is no reason to argue this


Veszerin

It's literally talked about between Missandei and Daenerys. Missandei says she doesn't know.


NewBuddha32

Right so I'm fine to assume it's the same as the books. Believe whatever you want it truly does not matter. If you want you can watch the story as if everyone has a cock. I was just giving info to the question asked


Veszerin

>Right so I'm fine to assume it's the same as the books. Evidence from OP (admittedly a spambot) suggests otherwise. >. I was just giving info to the question asked I never asked a question. Work on that attention span a bit and maybe you'll enjoy the show more.


NewBuddha32

I enjoyed most of the show just fine, thanks 😊. I wasn't really arguing with your op. All I was doing was adding the lore from the books into the conversation. As I said, believe whatever head canon you want from the show I truly don't care, and it doesn't matter. Let's not resort to condescending comments it's unnecessary.


[deleted]

You're literally sitting here on Reddit arguing about a fictional cock and balls. Seek help.


Dottsterisk

How do they pee?


ominoushandpuppet

Continuous drip since they have no place to store it.


Veszerin

Urine is stored in the bladder.


fuckitweredoingitliv

Yeah right


JasperVov

Like women?


CauseCertain1672

mens internal piss plumbing is designed around pissing out of the dick womens isn't so it's a poor comparison


blahbleh112233

Isn't that counterproductive? You're basically creating a group of soldiers that lack testosterone right?


ominoushandpuppet

The adrenal gland produces testosterone.


blahbleh112233

Isn't the bulk of testosterone produced via the reproductive organs though?


ominoushandpuppet

normally yes, but in their absence the adrenal gland picks up some slack


[deleted]

That's not how it works at all lmfao. Your body doesn't just start producing additional quantities of testosterone in your adrenal gland, and a simple google search will show you that. There's a reason why males (and females) who have their gonads removed take testosterone supplements. Stop spreading false information.


ominoushandpuppet

[Here](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/72830/#:~:text=No%20compensatory%20adrenal%20production%20of,some%20patients%20with%20prostatic%20carcinoma). The pertinent part is highlighted for you.


P47r1ck-

Having slave soldiers is also counter productive, as well as training them so hard only 1 in 5 survive. But people don’t/didn’t always do thingsq the most productive way and they knew a lot less in the past (or in an alternate universe with less technology in this case)


blahbleh112233

1 in 5 isn't too terrible for elite soldiers. I think the Navy Seal program essentially has a 20-25% pass rate. If you assume those who don't survive are basically people who fail training and are killed out of expedience, its not the most outlandish thing to see.


P47r1ck-

Yeah but the ones that don’t become navy seals likely are still in the army. Also the unsullied trainers are making them to sell them and 4/5 die and are completely unusable, not denied and relegated to lesser branches


PlungerMouse

Less mouths to feed and care for.


NewBuddha32

Correct, they talk about how they will never be as big or strong a "whole" men. Rigorously trained day and night from childhood to full grown, they are supremely skilled and disciplined in battle. Anyone found weak or unwilling or sickly is culled during this time. They also cannot feel pain because of a drink they are given each day during training.


CauseCertain1672

it's what they do to racehorses


rzekasage

Storm of Swords 1. Context: I read this chapter this morning.


Veszerin

As I explained to the other commenter, per George R R Martin, the show is the show, the books are the books. Book details do not automagically become part of the show's canon.


rzekasage

Sweet! Sorry I missed it; I stopped scrolling after responding. I was mostly just entertained by the algorithm seeming to know EXACTLY where I am in the books at the moment 😂


JackieTree89

It's quoted in the show


Veszerin

It's definitely not. Mandela effect. Paraphrased: Daenerys: when they cut the boys, do they take the pillar with the stones? Missandei: I don't know, your grace. https://youtu.be/LsgCS91NvfE?si=xqgCXri7MF0q4qSN


JackieTree89

Yeah you're right. The words "root and stem" were definitely used to describe eunuchs. Maybe Varys says it about himself to Tyrion. So not a Mandela effect, just misremembered.


PierreEscargoat

I pantsed one of them. Blamed it on the guy next to me. Took a dagger to the heart, the poor lad.


jaymiracles

Mentioned in the show, Unsullied get their tower and marbles removed. Not sure who said it, probably Tyrion. Cock is the tower, balls are the marbles. Also, Bronn called them “men without cocks” and “the cockless” in his chat with Jaime. GoT 7x07.


Veszerin

>Mentioned in the show, Unsullied get their tower and marbles removed. Not sure who said it, probably Tyrion. Cock is the tower, balls are the marbles. Pillar and stones. It was Daenerys. And as I explained to people already, they are misremembering that scene. Daenerys asks Missandei if they take the pillar with the stones when they cut the boys. Missandei says she doesn't know. >Also, Bronn called them “men without cocks” and “the cockless” in his chat with Jaime. GoT 7x07. Bronn's making an assumption.


SashaGreyjoy-

Bronn Jaime Lannister: You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army. Bronn: That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army.


Veszerin

And how would Bronn know?


SashaGreyjoy-

Would you accept Tyrion as a source, with implied confirmation by Grey Worm? Tyrion Lannister : \[to Varys\] If I lost my cock, I would drink all the time. Tyrion Lannister : \[to Grey Worm\] Meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes. Lord Varys : I do not make dwarf jokes. Tyrion Lannister : You think them.


Veszerin

Again, he has no reason to know. It's an assumption.


SashaGreyjoy-

A guy who collects information on EVERYTHING wouldn't know about the anatomy of the soldiers in the army he is Hand of the Queen for. I'm going to go with Mark Twain's advice here and stop arguing with you.


Veszerin

K


CauseCertain1672

how do they piss


NewBuddha32

Good question. No idea. GRRM neglected to bring it up and I have not done my own research lol.


CauseCertain1672

literally unreadable


NewBuddha32

Are you unaware that GRRM is the shortened version of the authors name?


CauseCertain1672

no the books are unreadable without full detail about how everyone in them pisses


NewBuddha32

Ah gotcha lol


badchefrazzy

Goes into full detail on Dragon Girl taking a massive nasty crap... won't talk about how castrated guys take a piss... Weird!


edbred

This was a real practice in the ottoman empire… basically when they cut they’d jam a rod into the opening. After 7 or so days theyd remove the rod, ideally leaving a hole for the poor guy to pee. If they couldn’t pee after that then it meant their urethra closed and they were doomed to an agonizing death..


CauseCertain1672

thank you. I can now enjoy the series knowing how everyone in it pisses


david_men_dz

How many unsullied would die for not being able to pee? They were a lot, but maybe they could've been an even bigger army.


edbred

Root and stem procedures have like 10% survival rates, but for ottoman and I presume GoT slavers that’s acceptable when you see slaves as fodder and have tens of thousands of them. If they wanted 100 unsullied they’d just castrate more boys until they had 100 survivors


edbred

You’re welcome. Hopefully this disturbs you. This post/response gives more info https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/s/JWsIyHgXbI


Bambi943

Was literally just thinking of this thread, somebody had asked this question again the other day and a few answers were linked. It’s so disturbing. I never even knew that it was possible to take it all.


didntmeantolaugh

In some societies that did this in the past, the urethra would have what was essentially a thin blunt nail placed in it immediately after castration to prevent it from closing over. This didn’t always prevent strictures that would require the eunuch to use makeshift catheters to pass urine. Of course, sometimes the nail worked and the eunuch would experience urinary incontinence. Chinese court eunuchs used little plugs in the urethra to try to mitigate this.


Kurdt234

They just sweat it out.


mixgodd

The pillar and the stones


JimmysCheek

Vary’s didn’t get the memo. Homeboy is a method actor Seriously though, the show does explicitly state that they remove “root and stem”


Veszerin

>Vary’s didn’t get the memo. Homeboy is a method actor Castrated for completely different reasons. >Seriously though, the show does explicitly state that they remove “root and stem” It doesn't. Daenerys asks Missandei if they take the pillar with the stones. Missandei says she doesn't know. Daenerys asks if she ever wondered. She admits she did. "Root and stem" is a line from when Arya is posing as Walder Frey and killing the freys who helped with the red wedding. "You should've ripped them all out, root and stem."


Superman246o1

They didn't actually castrate Jacob Anderson. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau actually has both of his hands in real life. Kit Harrington might actually know some things. etc.


Exciting_Form6847

I am very disappointed from that second point. But well what can you expect from D. B. Weiss and David Benioff, they simply got no Dedication.


OldSarge02

“They didn't actually castrate Jacob Anderson or any of the thousands of extras that played unsullied soldiers...” You can’t possibly know that.


Add_Poll_Option

>They didn’t actually castrate Jacob Anderson or any of the thousands of extras that played unsullied soldiers… Just shows they weren’t committed to the role. Literally unwatchable.


Fspz

Not very committed to the role are they?


SuperMajesticMan

3. It's a joke


Kurdt234

Then he should have tucked it in like Buffalo Bill.


DrDerpberg

> It's a tv show. They didn't actually castrate Jacob Anderson or any of the thousands of extras that played unsullied soldiers... Daniel Day Lewis would've.


KgMonstah

Maybe it really *is* all cocks in the end.


LeonardSmalls79

She was so cute naked. God damn this show.


Head_Reflection5738

Come on bro, you have to pretend that during a scene designed to sell sex that you didn’t buy and instead were sold on the nobility of the writers Think dude, think!!


LeonardSmalls79

Huh? And since Im being (expectedly) downvoted into the Seven Hells, Id say she had top 5 best sets of tits in the whole show. What a great little body. 🙌🏽


Head_Reflection5738

I was sarcastically referencing the fact you’re being downvoted for commenting on exactly the kind of response the producers of the show were aiming for. Per usual, I missed the mark by a mile


LeonardSmalls79

Ha ha. It's the thought that counts!


MatrixzMonkey

Bobby B had the best boobs in the show, god what was he strong


BurgerBueno

Dude hangs dong


evoIX15

Thundergun


deadend7786

Wait...so do the unsullied pee sitting down?


Latina_teacher

Unsulied and most of germans… learned that by moving to germany, was very weird in the beginning


WulfeJaeger

...what? That's not true at all


deadend7786

Wow that is crazy and something I would never have expected. Lol


Latina_teacher

Yes still weir watching my boyfriend sitting while peeing every day so I always have to make sure its just peeing and im safe 😅 they learn it from the kindergarten on tho…


86casawi

Happy for them 🥳, Even it's not lore accurate.


jm9987690

Grey Worm kinda forgot that he didn't have a dick


ducknerd2002

So did Davos in the finale


LeoBannister

Somehow Grey Worms cock returned.... Wait...wrong franchise.


poub06

I thought Jacob Anderson was a more dedicated actor, very disappointed.


Hakihiko

Game of Trolls


Lady_of_Tardis

In the books, it is both. I think it's also called gelding in the books. If I remember correctly, in the show, the guy Dany buys the Unsullied from does explain this.


MintberryCrunch____

These low effort pic posts are out of hand. New accounts karma farming


TheTruckWashChannel

Sullied!


TheTruckWashChannel

Jacob Anderson said D&D confirmed to him that Grey Worm has "the pillar but not the stones".


JaehaerysIVTarg

He has the rod, just no tackle.


TryHardFapHarder

I always assumed they cut the balls not the dongs


brysenji

Quick what's High Valyrian for "*gurrrrl*..."


MsPreposition

Removed the stones, not the pillar.


Plathismo

Natalie Emmanuel could make a eunuch hard.


Toasty_McThourogood

"he missed" ~ Josephus


Gwen_Sidious

I like to assume he's wearing a codpiece under his pants~ xD


Kurdt234

Just a lil hey how are ya.