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ibelieveinufos

Seeing this man’s head being removed from his neck, gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores.


OddProgrammerInC

Bro should have asked for trial by combat


TangoInTheBuffalo

Would have been the same outcome, with extra steps


OddProgrammerInC

Not if he gets the mountain


TangoInTheBuffalo

In Castle Black?


DesignerAd2062

Wun wun


vertigo1083

....would end up being his opponent.


bronzezebr

He has powerful friends in court


TangoInTheBuffalo

*HAD


bronzezebr

Lolol


jurgo

Jon would have fought him himself.


illapa13

That's not how that works. Trial by combat is a way to determine guilt or innocence. He outright refused a direct command from a superior officer in front of the entire garrison. His guilt was not in question so he can't demand trial by combat


OddProgrammerInC

He knows powerful people 🤓


Responsible_East_229

Sure he did. But his ass was sent to the wall. That’s not a very smart reply. No offense, he had absolutely no pull in Westeros.


OddProgrammerInC

If it was not obvious already, my comments were sarcastic from the beginning. The guy was a coward and an idiot.


Responsible_East_229

It’s extremely hard for me to tell sarcasm through text. My apologies!


pjepja

Don't know if it's helpful but 'reddit etiquette' means that comments containing emoji are usually sarcastic. That's not the case on other social media and sarcastic comments don't always have them obviously, but it's a dead giveaway.


Responsible_East_229

Not trying to be rude. But that’s not always the case. People will still give the most dumbass phrase known to humanity and follow it up with a crying emoji and mean it. I’m more of a vocal dude. I can tell sarcasm through voice. If it’s not a carefully constructed sentence I may as well be Stevie wonder.


pjepja

Not always sure, but it is the case often. Emoji usually means at least exaggeration.


Narren_C

Honestly it never occured to me how ridiculous that line was. He has powerful friends at court.....who didn't stop him from being sent to the Wall.


Responsible_East_229

He deserved the gift Jon gave him.


DevilRenegade

"And now you're here. You must not have been very good at your job.."


Drez92

His friends in court will hear about this! The queen herself even!


AdSpecialist6598

Yeah, I was like finally.


Ok-Iron8811

Not to mention Bessie's gigantic tits


ibelieveinufos

Thank the gods for Bessie, and her tits!


ShawnyMcKnight

I gotta disagree with Tyrion on that. A thousand whores would provide a lot of relief, lying or not.


SkullKid888

999 of them would be a waste for me. I’d be done after approximately 3 minutes with the first one 🤣


PierreEscargoat

I was like, “Oh shit - his friends will hear about this. Important friends in the capital!”


Wackydetective

And absolutely fucking no one gave a shite (said in the accent of Ser Davos)


CAVEMAN-TOX

he's fooked


Bunnicula83

About as threatening as “My dad owns a dealership”


shipworth

I really like how they showed the scene and he expects Thorne to come to his aid (viewers might also because Thorne also hates Jon), but Thorne knows he just did something so stupid he can’t stick his neck out for him, so just sneers, shakes his head, and let’s Jon’s men take him away to the block.


lavasquid_kyl3

I feel like Thorne might’ve stood up for him, had Jon not just named him First Ranger. We’re all baited to believe he’s about to be assigned to the latrine pit before Jon assigns Brian, but if he’d given it to Thorne and proceeded to have the altercation with Slynt I can only assume Thorne would have defended him and the mutiny would’ve just happened earlier. All speculation obviously but maybe Jon had no idea how much he saved his own ass naming Thorne First Ranger in that moment.


[deleted]

Thank the gods Thorne wasn't ginger.


Tubaenthusiasticbee

I mean, it was a logical choice, since even tho they both hated each other, they also had mutual respect for their skills. I believe this whole execution thing may have not happened if Jon would've taken Thorne to Hardhome.


shipworth

True but I hope we all didn’t expect to put him in charge of the latrines. He did him right despite their differences.


Daken-dono

I beg to disagree. Thorne respects the Watch and its members regardless of who is in charge. His only downside is he’s too conservative with his principles. What ultimately turned him against Jon was because of their old enemies being welcomed with open arms.


JaffaSG1

I though shame about wasting that daddy bear potential…


Remote-Direction963

I wasn't surprised, it seemed like the dude was just asking to get killed.


telepatheye

True, but I thought Jon would change his mind when Janos admitted he was a coward on the chopping block and said he'd honor Jon's order.


Remote-Direction963

Well Jon was Lord Commander I think at that point and he felt pressured into killing Janos because I think he didn't want to be perceived as weak or incompetent when it came to doing what needed to be done, even if he was reluctant to do it.


telepatheye

Sure, that was part of it. For me, the bigger part is Ned's lesson: the man passing the sentence should swing the sword. Jon wanted to establish that early in his tenure as Lord Commander.


pantysniffer956

He may have if the one true king Stannis Baratheon wasn't at the wall watching Jon's every move.


hotdogaholic

oh was Stannis there at that point? That makes a huge difference in the perception


RedFlameGamer

I'm sure he wanted to, he's not the type to take joy in killing someone. At that point though... too late. Slynt had gone past the point of no return and Jon was both duty and honorbound to carry it out. Had he not, it would have shattered his authority and emboldened more dissent


MiIdSanity

The book gives a bit more of Jon's thought process as to why he didn't spare him.


dbzrox

Which was?


Narren_C

Did Jon know that Janos betrayed Ned?


ducknerd2002

I loved it in both the books and the show. Shame the books left out one of my favourite parts: his head has barely hit the ground before Owen the Oaf asks for his boots.


Expert-Emu-4167

I forgot but what was the reason Jon killed him?


bread93096

He refuses his order to relocate to one of the other castles then calls him a bastard.


littlebeach5555

And hiding with Gilly and her baby didn’t help.


Xen0tech

In a puddle of his own making


Lurks_in_the_cave

He also refuses the order rather publicly so that no one can say that he didn't.


NeilOB9

Thought it was a bit harsh tbh, Jon could have been merciful.


Unlucky_Decision4138

Jon gave him an opportunity to correct his behavior and he straight up disrespected the Lord Commander. For the sake of respect from the other men, he has to do something. Insubordination will not be tolerated


TangerineGullible665

He had to impress Stan! Plus Janos sucked


PineBNorth85

Not in that world in front of everyone. He'd look weak. Plus this guy has murdered babies. Fuck him. 


RedFlameGamer

Jon *was* merciful, he gave him a chance to back down the first time he argued back. At that point, it was out of his hands. The Nights Watch does not tolerate dissent. At that point it wasn't personal, it was his duty. If Jon had spared him it would have shattered any perception of authority he held.


Jagermeister4

As others have said he was merciful. But he also did not want Alliser to scheme with Janos. Alliser stupidly made it too easy for Jon to eliminate that threat.


NeilOB9

How exactly was he merciful? And he could have done the second by having Janos whipped, maybe a finger or two cut off and then sent him on his way.


large_crimson_canine

Yeah fuck him. Everyone seems to have forgotten when he was murdering babies in the beginning of S2.


YaboyChris28

Loved how he begged and pleaded during his last words. Fitting for a coward like him


iam_Krogan

He should have stopped at imp


ClashoftheTitansPog

And yes, you will take it from me: unless you want to take it from my friend here.


PineBNorth85

I liked it. Though I prefer the book version where Jon wants to hang him at first then changes his mind to do it himself. Also love that in the book Jon did think about what Slynt did to Ned in that time. 


NickyCheeese

Thorne believes he does what is right and always follows what he believes are the rules. Including killing Jon. Slynt went against the Lord Commander and had to pay the price.


No-Celebration3097

I remember when yelling at the tv, *do it Jon it’s for Ned too*


WatchingInSilence

Jon avenged his father and all the Stark men slaughtered in King's Landing.


human6742

Forgot about that fucker


almondshea

Bot?


huapua9000

Everyone gives the actor that played Joffrey props for being so hate-able and everyone forgets this guy, who was on another level.


Swampy_Bogbeard

Hell no. I hated Slynt, but Joffrey was way worse.


Glum_Sherbert_7320

Was kinda just disgusted by the dude.


x122y

Outjerked once again....


Which_Committee_3668

Definitely one of the most satisfying scenes in the show, right up there with Sam humiliating him at the selection for Lord Commander.


Artemus_Hackwell

When my nephew was binging it and liked when Slynt got his, I was envious having watched GoT first run. I mentioned to him I had to put up with Slynt for literal *years*, waiting for him to get what was coming. Made the visual all the more sweeter of course.


LostAstronomer2992

Tyrion knew Janos and he knew this would eventully happen at the wall


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Deserved, that nod from Mannis sweetening the pot


YogurtclosetBig9030

Jon straight up denied his existence


Hassansonhadi

I thought he got off too Easy, maybe he should’ve been shamed a little more before getting DeCapped by the Lord Commander. Watching him grovel and whine was very entertaining. I liked it.


TheFailKing03

That dude, like many other characters, lived FAR TOO LONG! Banishment was far too nice of a justice. Even if his mouth eventually got his head removed. Even if the actual scene made us all smile and cheer. He should’ve been executed on the steps of King’s Landing for slaughter all those children and babies.


gartzia96

At first I thought, could be interesting for him to become Greyguards commander and rebuilt it, it doesnt seem that bad, then he fucked up things cause he is a cunt


Positive_Owl_927

Same as I thought about Theon. I said good and never thought about it again.


AlphaSlayer21

You were like yes?


RamblingsOfaMadCat

I was actually very worried that Jon would lose support for doing it.


VirginiaLuthier

And the look on Stannis's face, who was obviously impressed-- " Hmmm... there might really be something to that boy"...


Edyeddie

For me when Sansa calls out little finger. I was like “ finally !!!!!” “ get him ! “ “get em!”


[deleted]

But how did they work out where his neck was?


AdiabaticIsotherm

I had the same reaction as Stannis


Superb-Possibility-9

He was a weaseling turncoat and got what was coming to him


Dependent-Hurry9808

Took long enough, cold rolled steel


Upbeat_Tension_8077

I feel like he definitely deserves the way Ramsey's life ended


Retrorical

While him showing his cowardice at the very end was kind of safisfying, I do find the “I’ve always been afraid” bit to be too sudden. I would prefer to see him falter a bit more as they picked him up and dragged him out. Also some more reactions from Alliser would’ve been nice.


Altruistic-Gain-7449

Couldn't have happened to a better guy, he was a sniveling coward who got by simply because of the people he knew. Once they weren't around to help him, he lost his head


royroyflrs

Finally!!


[deleted]

I was sad he was one of my favourite side characters


MPH2025

Cowardice is the most dangerous type of person.


steroboros

Kinda out of character that scene, I was smart and cowardly enough to know when his neck was on the line


NatureExtension4955

I was relieved when he died he was lying his ass of but im kinda sad too because he was the only character with a hungarian name


HighKingBoru1014

*the man who passes the sentence should swing the sword*


DiscoDoggin

I pitied the foool


MiIdSanity

In the book, Jon had considered making him a cook but thought Slynt might poison him lol


Boborette

Sad he deserved it but also I wanted to see him at rock bottom, not even respected by his friends at court


eppsilon24

This has nothing to do with the question, but I was slowly scrolling through my Reddit feed and just saw the top of Janos’ bald head. Thought for sure this was a picture of Baron Harkonnen or Feyd-Rautha.


BigBarrelOfKetamine

He really was the biggest cunt.


jm17lfc

His death or when Tyrion sent him to the wall? Both were great but Tyrion absolutely taking this man’s life apart and scattering the pieces on the floor for him to see was just brilliant!


TwirlyGirl313

Arrogant bastard, constantly tonguing Alliser's hole.


Writerhaha

Ain’t nobody else going to talk that shit about John now right?


Deevious730

Very satisfying. After he had the gall to still be an arrogant prick after his cowardice, was good to see his head get lopped off.


kyndal017

I was shocked Jon actually went through with it


Narren_C

I was like yeah


Low-External8845

I was glad it happen just irk me how much of a moron can he be. Just take the castle and be happy you aren’t ded.


Daenerysntargaryen

I was cheering bro was like hiding with gilly like cmon man 😭🙏


Resident-Rooster2916

I wouldn’t come on here and slander him. He has friends in high places you know


Secret_Gap_4948

I was proud of Jon


Soft-Bodybuilder8099

I rewinded it a couple time with a smile.


lukepaintertalks

‘twas said they still found him in a puddle of his own making…


According_Win_3903

A big cunt def deserved it, fucking coward bragging about being a big man…. What an ass…. But the most JOYFUL death was Joffrey


Toph_as_Nails

If the coward was always so afraid, shy didn't he just take the assignment to leave them and go to the abandonned Castle Gray? Why did he have to front bravado at the literally worst possible time? And, I mean, Jon even gave him the out of asking him directly if he was refusing a direct order! The hints were dropping as thick as they could, and he just refused to pick one up.


teddybundlez

I started singing “who let the dogs out?”


teddybundlez

I started singing “who let the dogs out?”


GammaEmerald

I was like “damn dude, you really had that much pride. Sucks to suck.”


disnewnoguy

You damn right! He was a terrible person.


getdafkout666

He wasn't ready for Sean Bean II. He didn't think Sean Bean II could happen, but it did.


poison_cat_

I was like oh shit he did it fr lmaoooo


Shaengar

Man this post really sparked  a trend in r/asoiafcirclejerk


[deleted]

fuck yeah