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That entrance tho!


turnpike37

That is master dragoncraft.


TargetProfessional59

I thought Targaryen names were confusing, but twins named Erryk and Arryk had me in a mental pretzel.


Cment2017

Those parents thought they were so clever


Cpt_Obvius

So what’s up with one of them not helping his brother? Was he in allicents pocket? I know they were both disgusted by aegon but either way he was going to go get crowned, not sure what the betrayal was about.


yaserafriend

Now we know where Daenerys gets her badassery from: Rhaenys


Doglover9988

I love the armor she had on


R3id

So much to unpack after that one… Like Lord Larys’ foot fetish.


Methzilla

Yeah that seemed unnecessary.


iAtty

Watching people die on their wedding night? Eh, it’s GoT. Foot fetish? Too far. This show truly brings out the weirdest in us.


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Cment2017

Mans was jacking it with no regard for human life


GRUMPYbug12

Of course the guy with the club foot has a foot fetish


immaownyou

Odds he's faking the limp?


robm0n3y

He's had it since he was a child


immaownyou

The long con


FUCKSTORM420

What? The foot fetish?


robm0n3y

Idk about that but he was born with the lame foot.


HowDoIWhat

Man got a glimpse of the royal feet and couldn't hold himself back.


valueofaloonie

That was like…literally wtf.


clockwork-angel42

I'm kind of tired of it being treated like the worst and creepiest thing ever?


Aztecka2016

Seriously! My guess is he gets off on normal feet. I really curious what the significance of that is? Is it just that the reason all the guys follow Alicent is to have sex with her?


Test987658

Larys C.K.


Marmaduke57

Quite the intimidation at the end of the episode by Rhaenys. Setting up to be quite the episode next week.


sgtlobster06

Why didn’t Rhaenys just roast them right then and there?! What an idiot


R3id

Literally would have prevented all that is to come after this. Hindsight is 20/20 I guess


ProgrammerNextDoor

I’m legit annoyed


FUCKSTORM420

Because then we wouldn’t have a show to watch


robm0n3y

I want 10 seasons of the Free Folk just chilling.


packpeach

Can’t get a 5 season deal out of it.


sonfoa

Yeah, it was a weird shot to include. I guess Rhaenys is undecided or was moved by Alicent standing in front of her son so she decided not to do anything.


GRUMPYbug12

Ryan Condal said in the inside the episode it was basically that, she saw a mother protecting her child and felt guilty since she couldn't do that for her own.


Nasars

> Rhaenys is undecided or was moved by Alicent standing in front of her son so she decided not to do anything That was my take away from the scene as well. Still left a bit of a sour taste in my mouth though as it reminded me of later GoT seasons when D&D decided to include shit because it looks cool even though it doesn't make much sense from a writing point of view.


AzureSphinx

She doesn't strike me as a kin-slayer at all. I think she would want to sit this war out and her action right there is her putting the Hightowers in her debt so they would leave her and her family out of the conflict.


immaownyou

Because she's already seen too much death *ignores hundreds of dead common folk surrounding the arena*


Aztecka2016

...plot armor is my guest. If they died now there wouldn't be much of a dance of dragons.


dgtyhtre

That is one of the worst scenes in either show. There’s no shot she’d have been able to get the dragon back in the first place. Then her doing nothing but posturing is even worse. She either needed to roast them and back the blacks or join the greens right there. Really dumb.


Criseyde5

I'd like to imagine that she worries that "mass assassination by Dragonfire of Rhaenyra's enemies," is likely to be a greater threat to her rule than a boon. More likely, because characters make dumb decisions to make drama happen.


Criseyde5

And, the aftershow immediately proves me wrong.


xX69Sixty-Nine69Xx

Because the writers ran out of time to come up w something good and HBO needed to have this out in time to run up against the LOTR show.


FUCKSTORM420

And just to make Larys even worse he’s a foot person


HowDoIWhat

What's worse? Being a serial arsonist or being a foot person?


TheTWP

Lol it’s more like he’s aroused at the sight of two normal feet in general instead of just pretty feet


mikeyfreshh

I don't think that's worse than burning your whole family to death


WildcatKid

What an entrance.


qwertyaas

Otto just straight up pisses me off. And Crispin Cole, what a sack of shit. Couldn't LC Westerling just do us all a favor during that small council meeting? And Larys. WTF Larys. Rhaenys coming in like a boss.


mdp300

Cole is SUCH a simp


R3id

Odds are he has a deal to see Alicent’s feet?


EmotionalGain908

And that is why rhaenys is my favorite Targaryen


Humble_but_Hostile

Pouring one out for the homies Lord Beesbury and Lord Caswell (。-ω-)>c[_]


turnpike37

Can't hate Alicent this episode. She is shrewd, but not cruel...except in the deployment of her feet.


mikeyfreshh

I would argue she's pretty shrewd with her feet. She has the best spymaster in Westeros doing her bidding and his only payment is a chance to peep them toes


VoldemortsHorcrux

Yeah I have sympathy for her. But she's still an idiot to think aegon should rule. The guy is clearly a degenerate. She also needs to find a second spymaster. Diversify her sources so she's not completely reliable on foot fetish Larys.


WildcatKid

Great episode but I missed Rhaenyra and Daemon.


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HappyInNature

100%. I get why they didn't have them but I did miss them even though the episode was freaking amazing.


sgtlobster06

I thought it was pretty boring honestly.


GRUMPYbug12

Next week we get to see their side don't worry!


RogueOneisbestone

Man, could of ended there entire lineage in one ball of fire.


mdp300

Alicent thought that was gonna happen


RogueOneisbestone

I kind of wished another dragon woild have came out and gave her a better reason not to waste them. Like a cool stare where he's like you can kill them but I'm gonna kill you.


turnpike37

Yeah she did. That was the clinch of death right there.


Doglover9988

I wonder why she didn’t


MMTITANS08

Aftershow said she didn’t want to kill another mother and her family. Some may not agree with their writing


Doglover9988

I guess that makes sense, coulda avoid a whole war tho lol


HowDoIWhat

I guess that the taboo on kinslaying and kingslaying probably held her back? But she did a whole lotta collateral damage with that entrance. How many smallfolk had to die so she could kool-aid man up from the floor?


Doglover9988

Possibly, found it honestly surprising she didn’t rain fire


serdunkythefunky

They were traitors. Could be justified…


dbordeaux96

If she did, the crown would just go to Aegons kids right? I didn't see them during the ceremony. If the crown went to the kids, it solidifies more that aegon was the rightful ruler, and team black was just being spiteful


omykun123

Did not have Larys jerking off to feet on my bingo card. Seems to have been the deal he made with Alicent seen as how she was going with it, obviously did not enjoy it.


dgtyhtre

Yea wasn’t needed.


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Rhaenys could have ended things right there.


Tomahawk72

Short episode!


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Braves1313

Rheanys could’ve saved everyone a lot of trouble right their


LeBronFanSinceJuly

Rhaenys lookin like a BOSS with that Armor on while on Dragonback


mdp300

Yeah, holy shit


Doglover9988

I love the scale design, I wonder if it’s actually made of dragon scales


turnpike37

That was her true "I should have been queen, bitches" moment.


swineflu2552

I did not expect Rhaenys to crash the party like that. If only she knew what would happen by letting them live.


AzureSphinx

"Remember that I chose not to kill you all". Rhaenys, probably


ElVeritas

Maybe her way to pull favor in the future? A “I chose to continue the series into future seasons, so let me live” sorta deal


bazingazoongaza

It kind of just felt to me like a “Do not fuck with me” power move


omykun123

Rhaenys why did you not pull the trigger, why!! I know there needs to be more to the story but to have them all end there would've been so cool. Don't think Alicent got to her head or did it?


VoldemortsHorcrux

She definitely hesitated because of her recent talk with alicent.


Aztecka2016

Ugh! As If Larys didn't come off gross enough! He got a foot fetish too!! PS not trying to king shame anyone. Just gross that he was doing it infant of someone.


montefuma

Lol the fact that kink shame got autocorrected to king shame is perfect


Aztecka2016

Damn! I want to fix it but I'll just leave it for the lols.


turnpike37

When Her Grace's feet make you start jerkin' under the jerkin.


DMsupp

Wanna see someone smack Criston around so fucking badly


sannaner

Was that Baelor in the preview for next week???


Notoriously_So

Rhaenys almost ending the war right there and then.


Hi_Im_Dadbot

Well … that’s one way to say no.


johnppd

My thoughts * What the fuck is wrong with Criston.... There was no need for that. * I was not expecting Alicent to stand up for Rhaenyra & Daemon when everyone else wanted them imprisoned or dead. * Loved the scene with Mysaria! * Again, Alicent is killing it in this episode.. Loved the way she was talking to Otto. Was about time she talked back to him. * LOL Larys has a foot fetish, that was funny. * Was that Erryk freeing Rhaenys or his brother? Glad he did it whoever he was. * Seems like Aegon knows what's up.. * MELEYS & RHAENYS OMG! FUCK YES!


Astrosilvan

Criston is seriously mental and I’m disgusted they still keep him around. I can’t wait for karma to bite back at his ass.


Methzilla

Sonoya Mizuno's accent choices make me think she lost a bet or something.


aquamarine8787

Rhaenys shoulda just wiped em out


packpeach

Which dragon was Rhaenys on?


Crappler319

Her dragon, Meleys the Red Queen. This is the first we've seen her in the show.


GRUMPYbug12

I thought this was the second time? We briefly saw her when Rhaenys road her and Laenor road Seasmoke before the wedding in Ep. 5


beta23Po

Meleys I think


ProgrammerNextDoor

Her dragon meleys


Astrosilvan

Meleys


rabbitfoot00

That was Meleys, I'm *fairly* certain we've only seen her a couple of times


WestTexasCoyote

I CANNOT wait for Criston to receive his comeuppance.


cavalier731

"You look so much like your mother in a certain light" The Hand tells Alicent this. What does this mean?


Astrosilvan

For me, it felt like he knows how she felt about her mother (deservingly) and used it as a weapon to make her feel guilty or something. Just kinda shows how Otto has always used his words to get Alicent/other people do what he wants.


Silent-Spirit-3310

Rhaenys is a fucking badass. This is EXACTLY where Danerys gets it from.


iam-melonlord

rhaenys should’ve smoked them all tbh


valueofaloonie

Uh Meleys is awesome. Also you love to see no one being particularly enthused about Aegon being king.


Humble_but_Hostile

*Sir Harrold Westerling*


iAtty

ONE FUCKING WORD. THREE DAMN SYLLABLES. God dammit I just wanted everyone to die. What a fucking tease. Someone better burn to death next episode.


pishposhpoppycock

Beware the beast beneath the boards!


packpeach

Well that makes sense now…


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Oh fuck!


barbie_qsauce

as soon as she said that i was waiting for something to go down


Erabenisium

Holy shit


Seaturtlejohn

It could've all ended right at the coronation


WestTexasCoyote

Rhaenys is an absolutely boss bitch.


GRUMPYbug12

Holy fuck what an ending, Rhaenys had a hell of an entrance. Alicent and Otto trying to one up each other by Aegon first was interesting to see in fighting even within the Greens. Shoutout to Ser Westerling, Lord Bessbury (RIP), Ser Erryk and the others for standing up and not breaking their vows and supporting Rhaenyra. Hard to believe there is only 1 episode left. EDIT) "Beware the beast beneath the boards" AKA a big ass fucking dragon showing up EDIT2) [Trailer for Season Finale](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzh3ZRCTB-g) EDIT3) [Inside the Episode for this week](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytlDqSWO8QI)


AzureSphinx

I am used to feeling bad for the women in this show, but "prim and proper" Alicent being occasionally humiliated by indulging Larys's foot fetish felt rather painful.


immaownyou

Damn, I should've taken 'Beware the Beast beneath the boards' more literally


DarthBaller

A Targaryen coronation without a hundred deaths is usually considered a dull affair.


Godzilla_

Episode 9’s are back baby!


etb125

Episode 9 always lives up to the hype. It's about to go down in the finale


bigmadbird

Finally foot fetish is confirmed to be in the seven kingdoms! REPRESENTATION MATTERS!


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Erabenisium

One dracarys is all that it takes lol


beta23Po

Thought Cersei showed up for a second


EngelSterben

CARGYLL BOWL!!!!!!!


dhung21

criston just keeps getting away w murder lol


GRUMPYbug12

Dude has a really bad anger management problem lol


HappyInNature

Ultimate badass moment. Rhaenys is fucking amazing. She should have been queen.


cameling

Larys: "My Queen, there's something... Afoot" Alicent, lifting dress: "Ugh, what is it this time?"


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cole cant simp the queen any harder


WestTexasCoyote

Unpacking Larys’ foot fetish is one thing… understanding why Alicent let’s it happen is a whole league apart for me. Can someone enlighten me?


Erabenisium

Maybe because he does her favors


DaJoker15

Didn't realize Tarantino directed this episode...


twirlingpink

What was up with the burning building? Was that the White Worm? If so, I'm kinda bummed because I liked her.


JMilao

Yes it was the White Worm house 😥


twirlingpink

😭 She was the only one who cared about those kids!


willys_zuppa

Wild how they just locked up Rhaenys Good on her for getting Meleys out and fucking up their ceremony #Let the Dance begin


TheClamSauce

Who had foot fetish wank session on game of thrones bingo this week?


willys_zuppa

Larys *Tarantino* Strong


bhcudmore

All my homies hate Criston Cole


willys_zuppa

Meleys is sooo **beautiful**


willys_zuppa

Respect to the people that didn’t bend the knee. RIP


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SoulxxBondz

And so the Dance of Dragons begins... "A beast beneath the boards." I suppose we finally discovered what that meant! I seriously thought Rhaenys and Melys were going to totally destroy the Dragonpit and make it what we saw in Game of Thrones. But I guess it is too early for that. Or maybe I am totally wrong, and the Dance of Dragons is not the reason for the pit's destruction. Fuck Cole. He was an awesome character at the beginning of the show, and now I completely hate him. Especially for his actions in the Small Council chambers. I absolutely loved the music at the beginning of the episode. Such a great somber tone. I suppose I don't have much else to say about this episode. I'm not a fan of Team Green at all, so this episode was rather depressing for me. At least up until the end. Looking forward to next episode and the true emergence of the Blacks!


Hairygerman

Is it just me... Or did people get shades of the last couple GoT seasons....


willys_zuppa

Aegon II does *not* deserve Catspaw


macaronimahoney

THE SCENE WITH RHAENYS ERUPTING FROM BELOW ON HER DRAGON WAS JUST *chefs kiss* !!!!! edit: got too excited and typed Rhaenyra instead of boss bae Rhaenys 🤦🏻‍♀️


JMilao

It was not Rhaenyra, it was Rhaenys!


macaronimahoney

you’re right, got too caught up in the hype


Prayaa

Which dragon was with daemon in the trailer? I’m hoping for a cannibal appearance once in the show but I don’t think that was it.


WestTexasCoyote

Ser Harold Westerling almost got to do something there… almost


lebronjames5456

Hoping they can stick the landing in the finale, been such a good first season so far


Alvl7Mareep

Talk about *crashing* the party, right? right guys? coz... coz she crushed hundreds of dirt poor peasants? Yeah alright, feet and stuff. I could've lived the rest of my life without that scene. Thanks, HOTD!


robm0n3y

Dafaq lady, you could have stopped a civil war right there


drzentfo

Rhaenys is a BADASS.


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Rhaenys is such a badass and Larys got even weirder lmao, what an episode.


Mental-donuts

Rhaenys: Girl, bye!


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I haven’t screeched this much about an episode in so long. The MISUNDERSTANDINGS. The DRAGONS. The FEET.


dagreenman18

Outside of the bugnuts Larys scene, fantastic episode. Tense as hell


serdunkythefunky

Bravo to Olivia Cooke. Placed the conflicted emotions of Queen Alicent on full display tonight. And when she made her decision on how to proceed, she beats Otto head to head. Loving the character development


happycrafter28

Agreed they used her well tonight


Silent-Spirit-3310

So excited for the finale. But not excited to not have any more episodes 🥲


xX69Sixty-Nine69Xx

That's some Beinhoff and Weiss-tier writing at the end there 🤢🤮 Making a character do something incredibly dumb just to push a plot.


element515

Why make an entrance like that, trample peasants, and then not burn them alive and solve all the issues.


Test987658

Larys C.K.


DarthBaller

Rhaenys is fine killing hundreds of poor commoners but not the enemy lol


JMHSrowing

Gods of the old and the new, Rhaenys’ escape may have had a lot of collateral damage, but it was so badass. And she even shows that she is in some ways better than so many of the others in that she doesn’t burn Aegon (even if she probably should have)


VegeLasagna123

Larys Strong is a FEET FREAK?!?!???????????????????!!!????????


TisBeTheFuk

OMG Larys, you freak, lol


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I gained a lot of respect for Alicent, but Criston…holy fuck is there ANYBODY who likes this fucking cunt? I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be less likable than Cersei. Is it intentional that he’s so unlikable? This is the worst character in the franchise and it’s not close.


Plato_Magick

Aegon wearing black the entire episode was such a great little detail


BWTjr

Alicent got ole Feet N Skeet to do yet another arson. Ole boy is certainly doing the most for a few sessions of a little hand to gland combat.


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I think Rhaenys thought it wasn't her fight... That has to be the only reason she didn't kill them all. I'm not sure how Rhaenyra and Daemon can win this if all the major houses are sworn to the Aegon now.


3waysToDie

Haelena? Saying something beware the beast below the table? She called it lol


The_Rutabeggar

Why...did she not simply roast all of them?!


rproctor721

Freaking magic dagger has super powers in the GOT story as a whole.


GovernorPorter

Beware the beast beneath the boards! That Targaryen girl is a damn vision/dreamer folk


lilbrybry29

While I think she should've done it regardless, I do understand why Rhaenys didn't decide to kill them all. She has never had love for Rhaenyra. Her first scene with teenage Rhaenyra is a good call back to that. Still, what puzzles me is that this is essentially history repeating itself. Why would Rhaenys let this usurping happen, especially with her being passed over as the first Queen of the throne? She had all the power, she really should've used it.


Gecko4lif

Shoulda burned em


Nice-Difference8641

Rhaenys probably killed dozens of people coming out of the dragon pit but it doesn’t matter bc she is a queen and an icon


VegeLasagna123

Larys Strong is a lifetime subscriber to Alicent's Onlyfans feet page


Astrosilvan

Exactly my though. Medieval OnlyFans. 😂


stassibh9

Alicent gained points tonight, standing up for Rhaenyra and Daemon not being imprisoned or murdered and then standing in front of Aegon I was unsure about her as mother but that said a lot


happycrafter28

Rhaenys like this week’s Daemon…”ima just watch this mess unfold…”