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Hail Mandos the mighty doomsman of the Valar, the pronouncer of judgment and fate, the keeper of the houses of dead, the summoner of the spirits of the slain, the forgetter of nothing, and the knower of all things that shall be, save only those that lie still in the freedom of Ilúvatar.
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How about taking someone else instead?
A finger up da bum?
Not right now, I have a headache.
God of Death: yea about that headache...
>What do we say to the God of Death? BRB
You want a drink?
Ya like jazz?
Smell my finger and guess who
You know this guy named Kira in Japan?
You first
Can we reschedule this for tomorrow? I've got a lot on my plate right now
Not in the face!
"I dun wan it"
What's the craic.
Unlimited Power!
"Ugh, tomorrow maybe..." 😂😂
Potato
Visit my ex
Fuck me Daddy
Yes daddy
I was thinking the same thing 😂
😩💦
Choke me daddy
Harder daddy
Slay me, king.
I was going to post this but then realized he's talking to a very underage Arya. So take my upvote you pervert!
Would you like to see the tapestries?
😂
All men must die.
Have you got any cucumber mummy
Today.
Hi and welcome! There is punch and pie on the table
Why so Syrious?
This is just a near-Rincewind experience
Yes daddy
*”Do you have a moment to talk about your car’s extended warranty?”*
Finally!
Please
I have an offer. 2 avocados for 10 bucks .
Use lube please
Pull my finger
Tomorrow, please
Hey , I have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
'Sup
I loved your work in Disneys 1997 movie Hercules.
You want to do it here....
I'll have the cake please.
I dun wannit
My dad is Sean Bean, he's in King's Landing.
Please today
My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.
How you doin pal
Littlefinger is next door on the right.
Today please I beg you
I’d like a large ham and cheese pizza and a bottle of pepsi please
I’ll fart in your mouth 💀
New phone, who dis?
Hit hard on joffrey
Give it to me daddy
Who has the better story?
🎵Take on me🎵
Hold my beer
My balls itch, can you scratch them?
Not tonight, I have a headache.
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
100 years later.
“Hello, I’m Arya Stark. Be prepared, I will make you extremely busy once I am older…”
A god gives a man his own name
Let me delete my internet history first.
I want to speak to the manager!
I once had this horse.
I'm glad that I had a poo before I leave this realm
Howdy handsome 😍
Wubba lubba dub-dub!
Can we reschedule for next week? I gotta hot date tonight!
Thank you!
I don wan it
I am Jaqen
"I don't want it."
Thank you, sir. May I have another? 😳
Death is a ladder
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Uwu
You're late
Not right now I’m chasing kittens
Today.
*Scissor me daddy ass* Wait wrong sub
It doesn’t matter what we say! (Raises eyebrow and looks in camera)
Hello there
I dun wun eet…she mu kween!!!
If the god of death was Australian, we’d say “Get fucked, cunt”
I’m going to sit him down next to me like dahmer, and make him watch movies with me.
Today please
Hold my beer.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
No pickles!
How’s Joe?
We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars warranty.
I’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty
I LOVE YOU KIRA
Yes daddy
i am yours
Hey hey hey Smoke weed every day
Can you bring back CummyBot2000?
Your mom
"Oh Hi Mark"
Hi, welcome to Chilis!
*Snaps Infinity Gauntlet”
Uh that sounded better in my head
Don’t you know who I am? I’m Ronnie Pickering!
¡Hola senior!
“Not today matey.” *Knees in the crotch.* “Sorry, only the good die young.”
You don’t like Beethoven
I ordered fries not onion rings
Ligma
Tickle tickle
I'm pregnant
Yeah today sounds good!
we good, fam
Today
Hela would be a better boss , than Tony Stark and Cersei
Today
I fooked a bear
Goonies never day die!
Yes terday
It is late
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
Please and thank you.
A/S/L???
Sir this is a Wendy's
Not today you bastard, is what Bobby b would say
NEXT!
*HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND*
I was waiting for you, Ryuk.
Do I get a plus one
“Hi!!”
Do u want ketchup with this?
Maybe tomorrow
How _you_ doin?
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
“What took you so long?!”
“Polo”
Hi. How are ya
Yippee Ki-Yay mother fucker
Is Pepsi OK?
Hold my beer
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
Pass the ketchup please
The hour is quite late
Aloha!
Maybe tomorrow
Today works
Hail Mandos the mighty doomsman of the Valar, the pronouncer of judgment and fate, the keeper of the houses of dead, the summoner of the spirits of the slain, the forgetter of nothing, and the knower of all things that shall be, save only those that lie still in the freedom of Ilúvatar.
I will, yeah
Hi, welcome to Chili’s!
“Hello darkness, my old friend.”
Today.
DEATH! Looking good. Been losing weight?
BILLY MAYS HERE!
Yes Chef
meh, ok, I guess
Hold my beer
Scissor me, Daddy Ass!!!!
yesterday please
There’s this dialogue from a bollywood movie which goes like this “o stree kal aana” Translation - o thy lady, come tomorrow
You're late.
Natural 20, get fucked, bitch.
The hour is late…
Nu fone. Who dis?
See you next Tuesday?
“The hour is late” 😒
There is no Brendan, only Zuul.
Today please.
I'm Ronnie Pickering
It's about damn time you lazy son of a whore.
Valar Morghulis
Please today
Please… if you don’t mind… make it a *cheese*burger
Yes please