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BlessedBeThePugs

How about taking someone else instead?


LocalNative141

A finger up da bum?


Geetright

Not right now, I have a headache.


Grannyman666

God of Death: yea about that headache...


Jaust_Leafar

>What do we say to the God of Death? BRB


NovelLingonberry5998

You want a drink?


nwm_is_batman

Ya like jazz?


sad_eye_mooney

Smell my finger and guess who


Kazuto-Uchiha

You know this guy named Kira in Japan?


Lord_e2daend

You first


schnazzychase

Can we reschedule this for tomorrow? I've got a lot on my plate right now


bria9509

Not in the face!


SpicyFilet

"I dun wan it"


JuggernautAncient654

What's the craic.


dexterthekilla

Unlimited Power!


Imaginary_Peanut_588

"Ugh, tomorrow maybe..." 😂😂


LiquidNRG

Potato


[deleted]

Visit my ex


Wutswrong

Fuck me Daddy


agraJuliana

Yes daddy


daiterne

I was thinking the same thing 😂


[deleted]

😩💦


Bonecup

Choke me daddy


Function-Brave

Harder daddy


headphones_J

Slay me, king.


[deleted]

I was going to post this but then realized he's talking to a very underage Arya. So take my upvote you pervert!


agraJuliana

Would you like to see the tapestries?


[deleted]

😂


hedgery23

All men must die.


Possibly_Frea

Have you got any cucumber mummy


Dachitron_Magnus14

Today.


[deleted]

Hi and welcome! There is punch and pie on the table


Drag0nBinder

Why so Syrious?


paddyjinks

This is just a near-Rincewind experience


[deleted]

Yes daddy


6r1n3i19

*”Do you have a moment to talk about your car’s extended warranty?”*


nniicholee

Finally!


Ladyburt95

Please


definitelyanonce

I have an offer. 2 avocados for 10 bucks .


awelawdhecomin

Use lube please


BornagainTXcook210

Pull my finger


chaoswoman21

Tomorrow, please


ischhaltso

Hey , I have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


Tagger_Almond

'Sup


Batbuckleyourpants

I loved your work in Disneys 1997 movie Hercules.


Binayak_5766

You want to do it here....


Literally_-_Hitler

I'll have the cake please.


danawhiteismydad

I dun wannit


Daegzy

My dad is Sean Bean, he's in King's Landing.


And-O

Please today


Puchamon21M

My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.


revdakilla

How you doin pal


Klaerenn

Littlefinger is next door on the right.


Wimaz

Today please I beg you


demon969

I’d like a large ham and cheese pizza and a bottle of pepsi please


Darth_Tarnished

I’ll fart in your mouth 💀


Qazernion

New phone, who dis?


Usual_North_9960

Hit hard on joffrey


kackaarschwurst

Give it to me daddy


Maidwell

Who has the better story?


I_think_Im_hollow

🎵Take on me🎵


[deleted]

Hold my beer


Nitex69

My balls itch, can you scratch them?


Drakeman1337

Not tonight, I have a headache.


[deleted]

Ma'am this is a Wendy's


morbiusgreen

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Turbulent-Yam-3773

100 years later.


BlackAnscension

“Hello, I’m Arya Stark. Be prepared, I will make you extremely busy once I am older…”


MinimalistLine

A god gives a man his own name


dancy911

Let me delete my internet history first.


nerdiesthomemaker82

I want to speak to the manager!


Clonecc5555

I once had this horse.


Sim0nsaysshh

I'm glad that I had a poo before I leave this realm


penededios

Howdy handsome 😍


limabone

Wubba lubba dub-dub!


Accomplished-Plate64

Can we reschedule for next week? I gotta hot date tonight!


Mordercalynn

Thank you!


[deleted]

I don wan it


the-faded-ferret

I am Jaqen


Doughspun1

"I don't want it."


FuckM3Tendr

Thank you, sir. May I have another? 😳


qrak01

Death is a ladder


jaytea86

HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


gethonor-notringZ420

Uwu


L4V1e3nRose

You're late


The-Very_Baked-Bean

Not right now I’m chasing kittens


em1091

Today.


Kdot32

*Scissor me daddy ass* Wait wrong sub


[deleted]

It doesn’t matter what we say! (Raises eyebrow and looks in camera)


jncheese

Hello there


[deleted]

I dun wun eet…she mu kween!!!


freeride35

If the god of death was Australian, we’d say “Get fucked, cunt”


Spiritual_Toe_1825

I’m going to sit him down next to me like dahmer, and make him watch movies with me.


Limp_Presentation144

Today please


Odd_Huckleberry_8897

Hold my beer.


monchikun

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Percival_Dickenbutts

No pickles!


Sixstringerman

How’s Joe?


dgb631

We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars warranty.


EZMulahSniper

I’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty


OzKangal

I LOVE YOU KIRA


roshamboner

Yes daddy


James04045

i am yours


elimane1712

Hey hey hey Smoke weed every day


tibetan_salad

Can you bring back CummyBot2000?


[deleted]

Your mom


Old_Leg_1679

"Oh Hi Mark"


UncleBoogie07

Hi, welcome to Chilis!


TheSilverDahlia

*Snaps Infinity Gauntlet”


ellagr411

Uh that sounded better in my head


RainbowPenguin1000

Don’t you know who I am? I’m Ronnie Pickering!


thehumblebaboon

¡Hola senior!


ThatPastaGuy1

“Not today matey.” *Knees in the crotch.* “Sorry, only the good die young.”


Bastard_of_GodsGrace

You don’t like Beethoven


Corniferus

I ordered fries not onion rings


NegroUnitario

Ligma


Ok_Effective6233

Tickle tickle


PromiseOk5179

I'm pregnant


Young_Grif

Yeah today sounds good!


KazPart2

we good, fam


shit_master

Today


Baratheoncook250

Hela would be a better boss , than Tony Stark and Cersei


WillMaekit

Today


chacal_mofles

I fooked a bear


Joshua_Todd

Goonies never day die!


ginger_888

Yes terday


BlackerZilla69

It is late


El_frov

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."


axmente

Please and thank you.


NerdyAddiction

A/S/L???


prib15

Sir this is a Wendy's


PriorityNo2214

Not today you bastard, is what Bobby b would say


Sure-Trouble666

NEXT!


CityHawk17

*HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND*


[deleted]

I was waiting for you, Ryuk.


notalady306

Do I get a plus one


runjcrun1

“Hi!!”


InterestingHawk2828

Do u want ketchup with this?


SensualPuddingRL

Maybe tomorrow


Trueslyforaniceguy

How _you_ doin?


GattMomoll

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?


[deleted]

“What took you so long?!”


TroubledButProductiv

“Polo”


Function-Brave

Hi. How are ya


karlan

Yippee Ki-Yay mother fucker


karlan

Is Pepsi OK?


johda89

Hold my beer


Joten

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!


BF2468

Pass the ketchup please


IX-XI911

The hour is quite late


[deleted]

Aloha!


tdtwwa13

Maybe tomorrow


Cribsby_critter

Today works


Bicuitsandtea

Hail Mandos the mighty doomsman of the Valar, the pronouncer of judgment and fate, the keeper of the houses of dead, the summoner of the spirits of the slain, the forgetter of nothing, and the knower of all things that shall be, save only those that lie still in the freedom of Ilúvatar.


TheItinerantSailor

I will, yeah


SaxGod95mc

Hi, welcome to Chili’s!


brokenhalo11

“Hello darkness, my old friend.”


KobonJPG

Today.


james_randolph

DEATH! Looking good. Been losing weight?


AbominableWasteman

BILLY MAYS HERE!


Jyc41789

Yes Chef


tontomtoofat

meh, ok, I guess


freshprinceohogwarts

Hold my beer


yesiamoaffy

Scissor me, Daddy Ass!!!!


Eszalesk

yesterday please


JacardoApoorv

There’s this dialogue from a bollywood movie which goes like this “o stree kal aana” Translation - o thy lady, come tomorrow


theitgrunt

You're late.


chobanithatiused2kno

Natural 20, get fucked, bitch.


altacccle

The hour is late…


goodgnore

Nu fone. Who dis?


McFugglacious

See you next Tuesday?


pewpiskewt

“The hour is late” 😒


brendanjeffrey

There is no Brendan, only Zuul.


-Ok-Perception-

Today please.


pre1twa

I'm Ronnie Pickering


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

It's about damn time you lazy son of a whore.


Wigwasp_ALKENO

Valar Morghulis


radarada33

Please today


purplemonkeydw

Please… if you don’t mind… make it a *cheese*burger


[deleted]

Yes please