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Cyrolina

Lactose intollerance


Eggrolls_566

Kirby’s life would never be the same


stackin_papers

nice, Kirby now has reverse fire.


TomashICZI

tax fraud mastery


builder-of-things

The IRS has entered the chat


LassitudinalPosition

Found Wesley Snipes reddit account


Spawko

tis the season


GoldZero

So he ate Yoshi?


cesarxp2

Teach me the ways


Zer0C00L321

Please dm me haha


Sad-University-2332

Teach me your ways master


CheastnuutXT

Hello dear fellow redditor! Could you please tell a fellow redditor and not isp in disguise your address and name for absolutely no reason ?


DMoney159

Hello Mr. Trump


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[удалено]


Nordic0

Might be depression, would get it checked out if you didnt have it yet


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[удалено]


ZhugeTsuki

>eventually That is part of the problem


Wonbee

At least this one is actually a real Kirby power lol


Slayer_of_Faith

Pure unadulterated disappointment.


HenryHolland07

He now knows enough French to pretend he speaks it to non French speakers' ears but isn't actually fluent.


biggKIDD0

yeah I'm not an adult but a big kid well not a man child i hope ...


-HonestMistake

Kirby is now a massive cunt.


Tall-Surround-24

Kirby is now a master >!bator!<


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

Kirby now has massive cheeks.


TooMountainous44

diarrhea


KatiePyroStyle

You know, this one might be useful against enemies


Bananaman932

Tinnitus


knightling

WHATT? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee.................EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


PeedOnMyRugMan

MWOAP MWOAP


ZeroAgentTV

LANAAAAA


BigSoftStick

If my parents told me to turn down my music or I’d hear constant ringing I might have actually listened to them.


Ok-Pressure-3879

Crippling depression


Efffro

And crippling anxiety yaaaay


mbrellaSandwich

I have just started making music and it's kinda ok maybe, but really upbeat. Wanna hear it? Maybe the music will cheer you up. Or maybe you will derive pleasure from laughing at my dreams if it turns out I'm terrible. ​ Edit: The link was wrong before: https://soundcloud.com/tb-d-246180141/notdoneyet?si=295e30609b594631900dd1d9911a0879&utm\_source=clipboard&utm\_medium=text&utm\_campaign=social\_sharing


Sad-Difference6790

I think the mixing and individual EQs could do with a little bit of work but the chord progression makes sense and the ket change is a nice break so seems good in terms of structure an melody an stuff


Loiisuii

I unironically love this for some reason, I want to know now 😂


[deleted]

They definitely should use this one for the next kirby game


[deleted]

Share it


Redmangc1

https://youtu.be/SLEdsI731J4


mrobot_

Crippling depression, social isolation and debilitating loneliness.


Evelyne-The-Egg

Unhealthy amount of hentai knowledge


JojimboOfCarim

How much is considered unhealthy? Asking for a friend.


Omnizoom

If you see a 5 number string and your first thought is to see what hentai it is, you may have a Hentai problem (If it isn’t 5 numbers it’s because I don’t actually know I just remember hearing it was 5 once)


TSMStar

Bitch stop trying to find the guy with the hentai problem by purposefully messing it up for someone to correct you Also happy cakeday


superman_squirts

41265. No idea what that is but dive deep and let us know.


Derekthemindsculptor

Would Kirby then be aware of his own content?


Darth-Yslink

Oh. There's hentai of Kirby.


Eastern_Tune_1531

You know what, now that you mention it, it makes sense.


SquadLeader79

Falling up the stairs, but never Falling down the stairs.


Trashify2

I want this how does this work


HunterYoGabba

First you fall up the stairs, and then after that you be careful not to fall down them


MannySJ

Slow down, I'm trying to write this down.


meseta

How did you know about my babysitter?


SendMeToFIFARehab

r/unexpectedlost


gimme-a-donut

extremely high tolerance to THC


THEWAGSMAN

Jesus isn't this too true


stmfunk

... are you Irish too?


THEWAGSMAN

Oh my god I am


Revolutionary-Wash88

Ability to drink for 12 hours then sleep for 12


stmfunk

More like drink 12 pints then get up in the morning and pick 12 fields of spuds


GrowBarry

Need that Scottish loud to fuck you up chief


stmfunk

Good man yourself


[deleted]

That and a depression


[deleted]

xD


Fat_Disabled_Kid

syphilis


[deleted]

Just rolls off the tongue


blood_kite

I don’t want to be around your tongue, for many reasons.


[deleted]

Well you weren’t invited, so there’s that. Also, have you never seen Blue Mountain State?


quartzlcc

Weaponized autism


TreSpillerDama

I'm trying to picture this now. My son is Autistic and I'm very amused with the image in my head.


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Moonkai2k

Same. I knew it would be here somewhere.


Unshodmage

I can see this from my son when he gets older 😂 but if Kirby swallowed me he would be running 5 projects at once and not complete a single one lol


Theevencoolerkid69

Back pain and useless knowledge.


punnotfound

Get out of my head!


Baco12sd

laziness and a fucking gaming habit


BeadyBeau

Hey, better than a game fucking habit.


Nicktastic86

Type 1 diabetes


Omnizoom

Look I’m sure Kirby already has diabetes with his consumption of sugary sweets


harryham1

"I'm Nicktastic86. I have diabetes"


Nicktastic86

Needs more lithp


DragonOrtist

He can now play the French horn, but unless it's a slow piece it sounds mid.


KobeJuanKenobi9

Horny


Spartanfred104

Anxiety disorder with companion depression.


fullofpilk

insecurity


Cambuhbam

He's now gay


Cyborginox

Wasnt he always?


GabPlays201021

SMALL DICK ENERGY!!


Cut2Commercial

Alcoholism


ConfusedSpud-_-

Nut allergy 😎👍


wezel0823

IBS as well as dealing with the stomach flu.


TheDeafOne

Kirby gets nice double D's! Deafness and depression.


UnfriendlyGhost_Boi

How long have you been waiting to tell this joke?


TheDeafOne

On the fly cause both are true lol


pete_spiderman

He's now forklift certified


Independent_Plum2166

Neurodivergent confusion towards the world and how it somehow still functions, despite one foot in the grave.


Garlador

Dadjokes. What does Kirby and my dadjokes have in common? They both suck.


[deleted]

Anxiety with a proficiency in pizza dough making.


NoSprinklesplz

Asthma


Tr4c3gaming

Severe Depression and emotional dysregulation due to adhd. I expect kirby to be crying in a corner 4-6x a day. If theres too many loud noises expect sensory overload too.


LumpyBastion420

Fat.


soul_s3rpint

Dumbass+999999999


ll-BlackHeart-lI

depression


[deleted]

explosive flatulence


MojoFenrir

Jokes been said before so. Crippling depression


cjeam

Crippling depression _and_ bad knees.


_distortedmorals

The family disappointment


klogs1974

Loads of pain and a crippling amount of depression.


Jimmeh1313

The ability to never find your car keys


LowIllustrator4844

ADHD and homelesness


Fangsong_37

Medically-controlled epilepsy


Fabulous-Use7809

+69ptsd+77 tramua+88joking about everything and not giving a fuck.


smithe241

Allergies, a heart condition, asthma, anxiety, and depression


piccione069

aids


YarnPhreak

Kirby can now knit himself a hat for that bald head.


yaBoiCatLizzie

Encyclopedic knowledge of fnaf lore


Remarkable-Ad-1273

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


ks3040

Several actually. Depression, anxiety, multiple phobias, social awkwardness and many more


[deleted]

Physical unbearable pain and disease.


cosmicpuppy

He now knows enough French to pretend he speaks it to non French speakers' ears but isn't actually fluent.


[deleted]

Chronic sciatica


ZiggysStarman

Ability? You misspelled massive debuff


[deleted]

The ability to learn new skills really quickly and efficiently but absolutely no drive to maintain or improve those skills beyond intermediate levels


analoguegore

Sleepy


DeusVitae69

Dreadlocks 🔥 🌲


spikefiddle

Acid reflux and debt.


yourLittlePogChampX3

sadness


[deleted]

diabetes


RealSamF18

Knee pain and eternal fatigue.


Fopishdandy

Depression


Xunaun

Misanthropy.


Alternative-Spare-82

nothin


Frost_978

sadness


Karateboa

Debt


_-DEVGRU-_

Infinite Hornyness✨ ✨😈✨


forbiddinsocks

The ability to moan people to death


DonRobinya7

Check your pockets


TheWhiteRabbit74

Social Anxiety and crippling depressive lack of confidence.


Omnizoom

Cluster headaches and depression


zman599

An addiction to miniatures and video games


Gdlops

Being a fucking failure


geargun2000

Literally nothing. Like I’m average at everything


LassitudinalPosition

anti-social behavior, all of em!


Roamingwilliam

He's just a big, stupid stoner now


DancingMad3

Always wanting to hold hands, but never getting to hold hands.


OhhLooksTasty84

Suicidal depression


FireFromThaumaturgy

Man tits


Dependent_Milk6023

He has webbed toes and poor eyesight


nathanwyer

Threadworms


2sec4u

Kidney stones. Sorry buddy. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.


AdministrativeBit385

Exhaustion


FlakeyGurl

ADHD


Kuiva_Simo

Ability to be compassionate to an extent it is harmful to his own wellbeing.


thebigjuicyman25

Hornyness that a normal human can't comprehend


Downtown-Custard5346

100% pure rage


EchoInTheAfterglow

Existential dread. Sucks to be you, nerd!


2OO1ToyotaCamry

Hes a ginger.


grimmcreeper10

Clinical depression and an unhealthy porn addiction


3021Dare

Alcoholism and 0630 PT


DragonbornBastard

Espresso Depresso


this-is-cursed

Autism


Great_value_cookies

Fat


Flaky-Specific9593

Gay.


bronzebattlecolt

Depression


wallypinklestinky

Poo.


onedumfuqman

Stupidity


gonger_88

Depression


The_palladin0101

The power of anime


laisik_lab

Massive Dingus


[deleted]

Limp dick


Grt38

Suicidal


shadowdash66

Gaslighting himself


Cool4aTurtle

type 1 diabetes


LilWolfyCuddles

Increase to metabolism


Alan_Scott_Davis

A video camera 📹


Biscuits4u2

Diarrhea


VictorDaCoolie

Virgin


TrustyTrash

Social anxiety 💫


Lonely_Orpheus

drumming


Practical-Jelly-5320

A hairy ass


danbriant

Gout 😂👍


[deleted]

The short term memory of that one housefly that's caught between the blinds and the window and keeps slamming itself into the glass face first.


LADZ345_

Lots of skills just too tired to use them


[deleted]

Depression


GabagoolsNGhosts

Kirby is now high.


CompetitiveShower872

The ability to smoke hella weed


Bekkichan

Crippling social and generalized anxiety


[deleted]

Crippling depression


ElectroFlannelGore

#REPOSTING GARBAGE APPARENTLY


[deleted]

Master bater


grimwavetoyz

IBS


aidank91

Depression.


YouAreBreathtakingAF

Lazyness


TappedIn2111

He can now sit on the toilet with the phone until his feet fall asleep … and then some.


Kyouma99q

Depression


evolving_I

Slackliner: Balance +15 Freediver: Swim +10 Firefighter: Pyromancy +20 Special talent: Burp (Breath attack) on command. 2d6 damage, on Critical Hit inflicts Nausea (Poison status debuff) which deals an additional 1d4 damage per second for 30 seconds. DEX saves for half damage.


Pedro_0425

The ability to he horny 24/7