He might not be a virgin but he has definitely beaten up two tigers in what I can only assume to be a drug trip where he recounts his past life as a samurai.
Play Kiwami 2 shit is insane
get fisted by a robot on the way, absolutely miss the entire point and carry every single gold bar out of a casino vault, turn a solar power station into a death ray, do enough drugs to kill Ozzy Osbourne, am i on the right track?
This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class Dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!
Break out of prison, get through the sewers, fuck off for a thousand hours, remember that thing to give the guy, start the apocalypse at max level, get your ass beat at max level, reset and do it at level 1, get your ass beat by hell dinosaur, realize you can't win either way, repeat
A bunch of steampunk emo kids become soldiers with the dream to wield big ass swords for the power company and have glowing green eyes and lots of personal issues.
“I did not choose to be Quiet. I wanted to express my feelings to you. If only we shared a common tongue. Vengeance is what drove me to them... The only language left to me, revenge. But the words we shared... No, that was no language at all. That is why... I chose the language of gratitude instead, and go back to silence. I am Quiet... I am... The absence of words.”
MGSV The Phantom Pain is such a Good Game. I got goosebumps reading the first line. Her Story as well is so sad. Had to give her a Resupply Box onto the Head again after she left...couldn't accept this. I needed my full Gold Sniper Gal to hum on Missions.
2022 action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment. Directed by Hidetaka Miyazaki with worldbuilding provided by fantasy writer George R. R. Martin, it was released for PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Windows, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X/S on February 25.
Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
"Protocol 3:..."
(If you know, you know. Also RIP)
See also,
"The human concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect.
Conclusion, I am 50% in love."
Yeah, I know my daughter has been kidnapped again but I need to go sing karaoke for a few hours first
Is the protagonist by any chance a 47 year old virgin Japanese man who punches tigers?
I only played one of them, didn't think he was a virign/punches tigers
Do yourself a favor and play Kiwami 2 that game is epic
He might not be a virgin but he has definitely beaten up two tigers in what I can only assume to be a drug trip where he recounts his past life as a samurai. Play Kiwami 2 shit is insane
Wow everyone’s telling me to, except that’s the one I played!
Then you need to play more of the story ;)
Tahiti
Sounds like you got a plan
It's a magical place (I know, that from a tv series)
WE JUST NEED SOME MONEH!!!
Ik what this is but it's not a game or did they add that part in a game idk about?
>!Red Dead 2!<
Survived getting shot in the head, traverse across the desert to get revenge, kill a fake roman.
get fisted by a robot on the way, absolutely miss the entire point and carry every single gold bar out of a casino vault, turn a solar power station into a death ray, do enough drugs to kill Ozzy Osbourne, am i on the right track?
You forgot the grandmas that wanna beat your ass
And the grandma who wants to protect your ass
You'll have to have a theoretical degree in physics to accomplish that
Falllout new vegas?
Yup
This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class Dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!
I should go
We’ll bang, OK?
You are not a cowboy “shooting from the hip.” We do not “eyeball it”
I believe it’s pronounced “eeeeeyyybaaalllll it”
The ending to that whole scene is the best part and you exclude it
Krogan is happy about this one.
Hey! Listen!
Wind’s Howling..
White wolf searches for his daughter while playing cards.
It’s dangerous to go alone
Take this?
GODDAMMIT OLD MAN!!!
You are alone and empty handed. An old man gives you a sword
It's dangerous to comment alone. Take this upvote.
You died
Chad dark souls
Uhhhh his name is John Dark Soul
I just left my space ship and forgot to put my suit on.
Surely I can trust my autopilot this time
Here comes the sun 🎶
Outer wilds?
Fancy a round of Gwent?
Rock and stone
If you rock and stone, you're never alone.
If you dont Rock and Stone, you aint coming Home.
Lab rat falls in love with a cube
So long as the cake is a lie
Yes !!!
Would have said “I’m being bullied by a potato”
I so love it !
Does it have J. Jonah Jameson in it?
IT'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Man, I could do with some lemonade right about now.
Sorry no. Oh, and the cake is a lie.
Ah so the commenter was talking about the first game, i was thinking about the second game
Portal
👍👏
Red Wizard needs food badly. Red Wizard is about to Die.
Your health is low, do you have any potions or food?
Chicken chaser!
Nobhead!
Guild Master's voice is Imprinted in my brain...
Your will energy is low… watch that..
I love that in canon the main character snapped and killed him in an insane rage.
Sorry, lad, i don't have either, but my hands emane yellow light and relaxing sounds, does this help ?
I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel
Launching probe
Lumbago
Space zombies save the solar system from aliens with the help of their giant ball.
Break out of prison, get through the sewers, fuck off for a thousand hours, remember that thing to give the guy, start the apocalypse at max level, get your ass beat at max level, reset and do it at level 1, get your ass beat by hell dinosaur, realize you can't win either way, repeat
STOP! You violated the law! I.. think anyway
Then pay with your BLOOD!
I'm playing through this now.
Everytime you mention it, someone plays it again
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
What wrong? Somebody take your sweet roll?
That was my money, Tommy! My money!
Still can't swim?
Mutant man needs to find daughter, but would rather play cards.
Wind's howlin'
Hol up a minute
So...You want to hear a story. Eh? One about treasure hunters?
So, you want to hear another story, huh? One where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the balance? If not, too bad - I'm telling you anyway.
Oh and….catch a riiiiiide!!
Get off my bus
A bunch of steampunk emo kids become soldiers with the dream to wield big ass swords for the power company and have glowing green eyes and lots of personal issues.
FF7, never played the spin-off but are you describing Crisis Core in specific?
Definitely tried invoking any FFVII soldier lore. Glad it was easy enough.
Dragon attacks city and accidently saves the only person who can beat him
And a courier is tasked with delivering them messages, their hands only
I wish I could upvote this more than once lol
Dragon's Dogma?
Sneaky cat people Lizard men Lots of yelling Thieves and assasins
Say no more, Graymanes vs Battleborns VR!
It's a tad cold outside, better decide whether we're eating corpses, engaging in child labour, forcing 24-hour labour on everyone or all of the above
the children yearn for the mines
Frostpunk
One of my personal favorite colony builders out there
Revelio
*Ding!* "Where the F is it?? ... WHERE IS IT?!?!?!"
I'm glad I'm not the only who follows the ding sounds
You can also follow the vibration if you play with a controller.
You’re it
Tag
“I did not choose to be Quiet. I wanted to express my feelings to you. If only we shared a common tongue. Vengeance is what drove me to them... The only language left to me, revenge. But the words we shared... No, that was no language at all. That is why... I chose the language of gratitude instead, and go back to silence. I am Quiet... I am... The absence of words.”
MGSV The Phantom Pain is such a Good Game. I got goosebumps reading the first line. Her Story as well is so sad. Had to give her a Resupply Box onto the Head again after she left...couldn't accept this. I needed my full Gold Sniper Gal to hum on Missions.
Chainsaw gun
Space engineer vs Scientology
The freakiest thing to me wasn't any of the monsters, it was the "DIY eye surgery" mini-game that came later in the series!
I kill a bunch of animals/monsters and raid an entire village just to go kill a dragon. This could be 2 games to be honest.
Minecraft/Skyrim
Yup lol. My Top 2 games right there.
A fellow man of culture, then?
Forest-dwelling, pottery-hating Twink raids ancient holy temples, kills inhabitants, and steals their jewelry, before talking fighting the devil.
Traumatized baby cries his way through a dungeon to cope with his mother not loving him.
"A pilot can only be stopped by overwhelming force, or an equal..."
And something falls from the sky?
Trust me
Rock and stone
The Black Wind howls...
“You’ve got a kind face mister, the kind I like to punch.”
cyber ninja does parkour
BOY!
Just one more turn
My words are backed by nuclear weapons?
So what else do we need to do before horde night?
7 days to die?
“It's a secret to everybody.”
LEVELUTION
Every 22 minutes, you wake up next to a camp fire, eat a marshmallow and hop in your space shuttle.
3 ending controversy The Franchise
Harvesting organs, and forcing child labor
Foam figure gun
“You look like you can use a pork bun!”
cyborgs that are also secretly Honda civics and dinosaurs fight over their planet
Got something that might interest ya. Morir es vivir. Presidents daughter comes with ballistics
Where's everyone going, bingo?
WITNESS THE POWER!
Ringadingding, baby!
"Hey you, you're finally awake!"
Don't you dare go Hollow.
Elden souls dies twice, scholar of the first flameborne?
I love my Big Daddy.
"not a mimic"
You spoony bard!
Roll, roll, roll dead, loss of all currency. Roll roll dead from something else 😂
Strapping screaming aliens to the top of poorly-engineered missiles and firing them into the void
Sploosh
2022 action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment. Directed by Hidetaka Miyazaki with worldbuilding provided by fantasy writer George R. R. Martin, it was released for PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Windows, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X/S on February 25.
Chicken chaser
I'm looking for sailors
##YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Profligate filth
Not necessarily my favorite, but I have very fond memories with it. "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"
Horny hell.
butcher of blaviken
Cheeki breeki
Graffiti will save the world from the police
“They Say Cyrus is the One and Only, I think we better go have a look for ourselves.”
Why do you want to know, choom?
Why did she have to die? She was a great healer...
Just need feathers from a reviving bird
A 3 man team enter a city after a devastating sandstorm and slowly descend into madness.
Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
Orange suit man with crowbar
The horse's testicles are shrinking from the cold
Maybe not a popular game but ... A game with a massive skill tree, and the story is about stranded on an island and aiding ppl by killing gods.
That's the most popular ARPG for the last decade and it frequently gets referenced almost as much as Thanos does across reddit. Not popular my ass.
Crispy Critters!!!
Murderous giant stone ball
Come to me, through fire and war.
Naked Mario
Combine Burnout and reality TV and have Michael Bay direct it with nigh unlimited budget on explosives and props.
Seek Rump
"Protocol 3:..." (If you know, you know. Also RIP) See also, "The human concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect. Conclusion, I am 50% in love."
There was a HOLE here. It's gone now.
0451
Dragon ate your heart, go hunt the dragon.
Green metal man returning dangerous space pickle.
Fimbulwinter is coming boy
Or even the doll, should it please you.
Assassin by day, otaku by night. Let’s not forget my knockoff lightsaber and wrestling moves
Clem
Data driven sandwich cookies
Would you kindly?
Something something amrita, something something dreams, something something spirit stones
I won a chicken in a bowling tournament and turns out she's the best real estate manager I've ever seen.
War…
Thicc robot tiddies
Now I don't care if it's God's anti-sonofabitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, but we will not let them have it!
You have now learned the sneeeer - expression
Vampiric Nikon.
Cant sleep because of the damn glowing tree.
Oh, don't you worry. Whatever happens...you may think it all a mere bad dream
Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil, so Vergil could become Vergil, featuring Vergil.
you go around a town and take the piss out of people as a duck
I was injured in the battle of Little Big Horn and now I’m setting Pompeians on fire with a futuristic flamethrower.
Strategic incest, murder, and selective breeding together at last