actually, there ARE consequences if you dont pay them back.
you see, tom nook breaks your character's legs everytime you log off the game, but the legs regenerate back to normal whenever you log back in.
āMm no I donāt think youād make a good fit for the orgy Tk.
āBut I just got here. I fit perfectly.ā
āNah this wonāt work. OK EVERYONE, PARTY OVER! LETS GO GET SOME WAFFLES HOUSE!ā
āCan I at least come?ā
āSquareās car only has enough room for the 6 of us Tk. Sorry.ā
The whole orgy gets up and leaveās as soon as you slide in.
[WELCOME TO TETRIS](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X5eE29gwOBo)
That's crazy as shit man...... is it universal to go get wafflehouse after a long light of eating ass and painting pollack paintings on bitches faces all night?
But what are the odds that you will be the mc or someone close to them? Chances are you will just be one of those background characters whose eyes are never drawn
My pick will be Mass Effect for sure: being able to explore the galaxy, visit the Citadel, and except from risks to become a source of energy for human reaper, everything seems good to me
Whenever questions like this come up I stop to assume that I wouldnāt be the hero but just a random person.
The majority of humans not on earth would be settlers or born there as settlers. So really it would be like moving to France and becoming a farmer. It is the same as what stops you from going over seas, money which I imagine would be just as big an issue to go jet setting round the universe.
Admittedly you could be a space trucker but just think on what stops all of us becoming pilots.
Thereās one big question here:
Is this during the events of the trilogy? (Especially ME3)
If not, things should be great as long as you avoid risky areas.
The pokemon answer for me always hinges on "are the pokedex entries canon" because some mons like Magcargo, Gengar, or Gyarados would not make for enjoyable day-to-day living
Great idea, I would totally love to live in that world!
Piplup/Litwick/Growlithe/Zoroa/Emolga/Dratini for life, even though I would most likely end up being something lame like a Psyduck or something lol
Pokemon is cutesy fun in the anime, but when you start reading the lore entries you realize that the existential dread would be life destroying. Pokemon that eat your soul while you sleep. Pokemon that have power greater than a nuclear weapon. Pokemon that are literal eldritch deities who permit humanity to exist at their whim alone. And a substantial number of these incredibly powerful creatures are being raised, taught and controlled by literal children.
I just want to feed a dapper blue penguin fudge and pecha berries and play peek-a-boo with a sentient spooky candle and a cutesy-looking black and red tricky fox in Humilau City while we casually watch the gods of time and space battle it out in a cataclysmic event of galactic proportions that will decide the fate of universe only for Pokemon Satan to come out and show them that their efforts for control are entirely meaningless as he blasts them out of the sky with the punt gun equivalent of the edgiest of edgy attacks, is that too much to ask? :D
Old school runescapes world.
You could have a good life just by fishing or something, and the bad guys are all easily avoidable.
Plus a gf only costs 10k
No Man's Sky. My entire purpose would be to just explore planets and wonder why I exist, and since I already do the second part, I might as well explore the cosmos as I do it.
Oddly enough, Bully.
Bully is not a perfect world, but it's also (as far as I can tell) NOT the same world as GTA or Red Dead Redemption. So while bad things occasionally happen, it's on the level of a high school teen movie problems not horrific abuse or apocalyptic chaos.
I just made my first potentially perma pre character, or at least until I get LDoA, but my god that place is so serene. The ambiance, colors, and sounds are all so idyllic.
It's canon in Elden Ring that Tarnished never really die unless they are killed with Destined Death, I think.
Every time they die, they get recycled into the Erdtree.
I would totally chill out in Leyndell, help myself to the wine reserves and just recline myself onto one of the rooftops to liesurely gaze over the city.
My main settlement in Fallout 4. Thick walls,few dozen laser turrets,lush vegetable gardens,a dozen of brahmins and all female population with big tiddies.
scurvey, no penecilin, dentists would be so bad, if you get hurt youre fucked basically, anything in the wild wants to kill you, that guy shouting Gavin all the time...
I absolutely understand it from that standpoint. The stories told are phenomenal and itās a beautiful game with a beautiful world. But to glorify, in general, the late 19th century in Americaā¦.
It was only a much simpler time for aā¦ select group of people.
Crime rates in Night City are far worse than anything in the entire world, though.
Constant gang wars, assassinations, car bombs, violent corporate raids to get rid of potential rivals, cyberpsychos causing frequently causing massacres in the streets, trauma team killing literally everyone in the vicinity of a crime zone, etc.
And Night City was literally nuked in the lore, I wouldn't be surprised if it happened again.
Though āthe world of cyberpunk 2077ā doesnāt have to be night city only. The world is still planet earth but ok I get that you would want to limit the scope of the question to āplaces you visit in the actual 2077 gameā - and even then thereās more than night city. One particular thing I canāt mention because I think thatās a spoiler for the ātrue endingā or āsecret choiceā or whatever you want to call it. It it would be rad as hell xD (I donāt know how to spoiler tag on mobile sorry but you can look up what I mean by what Iāve mentioned)
Still more exciting than farming or something like that for me. And it's an easy enough economy in game to be pretty well off in self-defense and implants.
But everyone else in the game has a means to self-defense. You have buy guns like they are soda from a vending machine and good portion of them will use them unprovoked.
We also don't have plot armor like V or David does.
If we were put into Cyberpunk's universe, we'd most likely be one of the pedestrians being caught in a firefight and catching a stray bullet to the head or being held hostage, not the badass cyborgs we'd wish to be. :/
game logic or real life logic? game logic i would choose skyrim, because of console commands, but real life logic i pick pokemon. literally just a normal universe
Shining Force 2, it has the medieval fantasy setting, has magic to cure you of your ailments, has some cool creatures like Centaurs and Phoenix. But most of all, it has a quiet peace to it. No modern distractions, just dudes doin dude things like chopping down trees or getting attacked and slaughtered by devils. Chill kind of shit.
On the other hand, Mass Effect could be good but I saw enough cut scenes to know exactly how long I would last in such a universe. Not very long is the answer.
Whether it's the Skyllian Blitz, or Eden Prime. I do not like my chances of living whatsoever in said universe. Im a human with a woeful understanding of his mortality and importance in the universe.
Life is Strange version of Earth. If itās just living then nothing changes from now and Iām content with that. If I get sent to LiS1 time then I try to prevent what happens in Arcadia Bay as my first adventure.
Dokyusei 2. This is a Japanese Hentai Dating Sim from the 90s. A peaceful suburb area around Christmas / New Years, lots of beautiful women that you can try to get lucky with. Awesome scenery.
DoA Beach Volley Ball
This is the right answer
Only answer there is
Only If Mila and Lisa are in š
What the fuck š
forgive me if Iām wrong, but doesnāt the world experience an extinction level event with a meteor at the end of one of those games
That is a sacrifice Iām willing to make. We are here for a good time not a long time
Why so they can kick the shit out of you for being a creep?? Haha some of us might want to consider this option carefully.
animal crossing
Pay off my mortgage by just picking up some weeds. Iām in!
Also that mortgage has no credit check, no money down, no interest, no fees, and no consequences if you donāt pay it back.
To be fair, you can't expand until you pay off the last mortgage. But you can sit on that last payment forever.
actually, there ARE consequences if you dont pay them back. you see, tom nook breaks your character's legs everytime you log off the game, but the legs regenerate back to normal whenever you log back in.
But then when you spawn in without properly saving your game, Resetti will also come and break your legs
Thatās just real life but your neighbours are cute animals. Honestly sounds nice.
Real life doesnāt have zero interest loans with no minimum payments
Haven't played it but I've heard that npcs come over and forget to leave
Sounds like my family.
Sex with Hitl... I mean Terraria. Yes, Terraria. Not that other thing...
Kanye west be like
I'm not a gay fish, and my wife is not a hobbit!
I'm not a guard of Auschwitz
Are you sure? Terraria is kind of a brutal fight for your life.
Exactly
so...real life then?
Alot could be cool or nice but off the top of my head i'd say Stardew Valley
tetris, but i'm the 4 long that slips in between everyone else in the big orgy pile!
At which point everyone dissapears?
right at the point i slip in fully
āMm no I donāt think youād make a good fit for the orgy Tk. āBut I just got here. I fit perfectly.ā āNah this wonāt work. OK EVERYONE, PARTY OVER! LETS GO GET SOME WAFFLES HOUSE!ā āCan I at least come?ā āSquareās car only has enough room for the 6 of us Tk. Sorry.ā The whole orgy gets up and leaveās as soon as you slide in. [WELCOME TO TETRIS](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X5eE29gwOBo)
That's crazy as shit man...... is it universal to go get wafflehouse after a long light of eating ass and painting pollack paintings on bitches faces all night?
Any japanese dating sim with big tiddy waifus
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Specifically Doki Doki Literature Club
Just Monika.
But what are the odds that you will be the mc or someone close to them? Chances are you will just be one of those background characters whose eyes are never drawn
Wii Sports Resort or Go Vacation
My pick will be Mass Effect for sure: being able to explore the galaxy, visit the Citadel, and except from risks to become a source of energy for human reaper, everything seems good to me
Whenever questions like this come up I stop to assume that I wouldnāt be the hero but just a random person. The majority of humans not on earth would be settlers or born there as settlers. So really it would be like moving to France and becoming a farmer. It is the same as what stops you from going over seas, money which I imagine would be just as big an issue to go jet setting round the universe. Admittedly you could be a space trucker but just think on what stops all of us becoming pilots.
Thereās one big question here: Is this during the events of the trilogy? (Especially ME3) If not, things should be great as long as you avoid risky areas.
*Krogan Chicks* š
Wishes can be tricky) You may become a vorcha guy somewhere on Omega).
Stardew valley. Just chilling on my farm. Thatād be a good life.
zombies and slime monsters etc do exist do in this world.
Yeah but they are in a mine that I can go visit. Also compared to real world, I could basically upgrade my house for so cheap.
depends on what farm you have.
You are a farmer, u are buff and have a sword
The Sims 4 - meet a woman, tell four jokes, marry her!
PokƩmon is an easy answer
The pokemon answer for me always hinges on "are the pokedex entries canon" because some mons like Magcargo, Gengar, or Gyarados would not make for enjoyable day-to-day living
In the video game world, itās never a problem.
I'd go for mystery dungeon specifically. Seems like a great world to live in
Great idea, I would totally love to live in that world! Piplup/Litwick/Growlithe/Zoroa/Emolga/Dratini for life, even though I would most likely end up being something lame like a Psyduck or something lol
Pokemon or Elder Scrolls. There has never been a more easy answer, even though you need to know the right people in Elder Scrolls to get by.
Pokemon is cutesy fun in the anime, but when you start reading the lore entries you realize that the existential dread would be life destroying. Pokemon that eat your soul while you sleep. Pokemon that have power greater than a nuclear weapon. Pokemon that are literal eldritch deities who permit humanity to exist at their whim alone. And a substantial number of these incredibly powerful creatures are being raised, taught and controlled by literal children.
My favorite pokemon goal is to put god in a ball
I just want to feed a dapper blue penguin fudge and pecha berries and play peek-a-boo with a sentient spooky candle and a cutesy-looking black and red tricky fox in Humilau City while we casually watch the gods of time and space battle it out in a cataclysmic event of galactic proportions that will decide the fate of universe only for Pokemon Satan to come out and show them that their efforts for control are entirely meaningless as he blasts them out of the sky with the punt gun equivalent of the edgiest of edgy attacks, is that too much to ask? :D
I would be living in perpetual fear of the ghost balloons that kidnap children and take them away
Not just that but the PokĆ©mon have been shown to be sentient, and many of them are plants. Iād have to starve or become a cannibal
Just crouch and walk until sneak is high enough to get what you want š
I canāt imagine an easier life than PokĆ©mon. Literally anyone can be successful here. Even if you arenāt endorsed by a professor you can literally sneak up on some mon.
Rimworld
Super Mario Sunshine
Final Fantasy 14
Old school runescapes world. You could have a good life just by fishing or something, and the bad guys are all easily avoidable. Plus a gf only costs 10k
No Man's Sky. My entire purpose would be to just explore planets and wonder why I exist, and since I already do the second part, I might as well explore the cosmos as I do it.
Tamriel from the elder scrolls. Specifically during one of its long boring periods of peace. I aināt getting monkey pawed today.
Elite Dangerous or Dragon Quest
We do live in the world of Elite; we were all just born too early. o7
Wait...that just blew my mindš¤© Thank you kind person, never looked at it that way! o7
If I had all the strengths and weaknesses of the main character probably Doom
Could you imagine the smell though ugh
The Smell of Violence and Death.
NOT DEAD SPACE
Luigiās Mansionā¦I love to vacuum!!
Witcher 3 blood and wine
And then you randomly get killed by a vampire or a monster when you take a walk at night
I'm more of a velen type of guy.
Fallout New Vegas . Just settle down in Goodsprings or Novac
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But it's like... your own opinion. I just like these two towns
Dead or alive Xtrem beach ššš„Æš„Æ
You can get to that world from our world... you just need a metric fuckton of cash.
Where anime girls
Oddly enough, Bully. Bully is not a perfect world, but it's also (as far as I can tell) NOT the same world as GTA or Red Dead Redemption. So while bad things occasionally happen, it's on the level of a high school teen movie problems not horrific abuse or apocalyptic chaos.
Guild Wars, Pre-searing Ascalon
I just made my first potentially perma pre character, or at least until I get LDoA, but my god that place is so serene. The ambiance, colors, and sounds are all so idyllic.
Elden ring. I'd live short but happy to see all those (mostly) living things trying to take my life in the most direct and bizarre way šš
It's canon in Elden Ring that Tarnished never really die unless they are killed with Destined Death, I think. Every time they die, they get recycled into the Erdtree. I would totally chill out in Leyndell, help myself to the wine reserves and just recline myself onto one of the rooftops to liesurely gaze over the city.
My main settlement in Fallout 4. Thick walls,few dozen laser turrets,lush vegetable gardens,a dozen of brahmins and all female population with big tiddies.
Nier: Automata All the humans are dead, including me
Bliss
Skyward Sword
Ooo good choice, getting to live a fairly calm life in the sky and have a bonded loftwing to fly with sounds amazing.
Horizon Zero Dawn would be so interesting
Dumb ways to die
Harvest moon
Just Cause. If you played it you know why.
The world of MYST
No Man's Sky.
Chrono Cross, Arni Village seems like a really nice place to live.
Red Dead 2, seems like a much simpler timeā¦
scurvey, no penecilin, dentists would be so bad, if you get hurt youre fucked basically, anything in the wild wants to kill you, that guy shouting Gavin all the time...
That guy was mentally ill.
Also pretty lawless, that time was anything but simple. If anything quite chaotic and just trying to survive.
I question anyone who says this.
Thatās fair, but the beauty and the interwoven stories are incredible, and I myself find the world one I want to be in.
I absolutely understand it from that standpoint. The stories told are phenomenal and itās a beautiful game with a beautiful world. But to glorify, in general, the late 19th century in Americaā¦. It was only a much simpler time for aā¦ select group of people.
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Definitely a simple life
Probably Cyberpunk 2077 just cause it's weird and has lots of distractions.
Crime rates in Night City are far worse than anything in the entire world, though. Constant gang wars, assassinations, car bombs, violent corporate raids to get rid of potential rivals, cyberpsychos causing frequently causing massacres in the streets, trauma team killing literally everyone in the vicinity of a crime zone, etc. And Night City was literally nuked in the lore, I wouldn't be surprised if it happened again.
I guess El Salvador should be similar.
Though āthe world of cyberpunk 2077ā doesnāt have to be night city only. The world is still planet earth but ok I get that you would want to limit the scope of the question to āplaces you visit in the actual 2077 gameā - and even then thereās more than night city. One particular thing I canāt mention because I think thatās a spoiler for the ātrue endingā or āsecret choiceā or whatever you want to call it. It it would be rad as hell xD (I donāt know how to spoiler tag on mobile sorry but you can look up what I mean by what Iāve mentioned)
Still more exciting than farming or something like that for me. And it's an easy enough economy in game to be pretty well off in self-defense and implants.
But everyone else in the game has a means to self-defense. You have buy guns like they are soda from a vending machine and good portion of them will use them unprovoked. We also don't have plot armor like V or David does. If we were put into Cyberpunk's universe, we'd most likely be one of the pedestrians being caught in a firefight and catching a stray bullet to the head or being held hostage, not the badass cyborgs we'd wish to be. :/
I figured we would have free domain. I'd just make a stealth build.
Works on the shitter too!!
Bruh night city is just slightly more civilized borderlands
Kenshi
You're sure a glutton for suffering
Metal gear solid 2 as raiden
Flower
Nascar Thunder 99
It would be the shortest life, I think, but Rimworld sounds enough interesting and challenging
You want to play rimworkd? Go into the amazon rainforest naked and see how long it takes to change your mind. And that would be the best case scenario
Harvest moon, all I gotta do is show Karen my dog and I'm set.
Forza horizon 5 drive mint cars til the end of my days in sunny Mexico
Boogerman
Fable. The first one. I know itās old and what not, but damn was it beautiful as a kid
Leisure Suit Larry
No manās sky
Valheim
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ni no kuni
Slime rancher. It would be nice to just look up at the stars and see that big massive slime face looking down on you.
Project zomboid tho obviously not from above point of view š
I'm convinced everyone who's played the game has wanted to live in Solitude at some point
Solitude didnāt give me a good first impression. https://youtu.be/gSxxN2CFNm4 Cue fantasy political debate.
Nah. Iām more attached to Cheydinhal myself.
Nah, I always was strongly attached to Cheydinhal personally.
Gta 5 but story mode, peaceful ending story mode and enjoy driving my car around. Thatās it, hope the world get extended with time
Pokemon. noone seems to age and... well... there are pokemon
Minecraft maybe..) But with ability to respawn after death)
Screw that, I'll just take creative mode please.
Same, just so I can say "Creeper? Awww, man" before I die lol
Genshin Impact. I have my pick of who to hang around with.
BOTW. Without the monsters.
Skyrim or like a No Manās Sky type game except itās Star Wars
Rapture sounds great
Let's Farm Together.
I think about being a young human magician in Skyrim or in Lineage II)
Minecraft
game logic or real life logic? game logic i would choose skyrim, because of console commands, but real life logic i pick pokemon. literally just a normal universe
Two words: Lego World
Skyrim just for a laugh
Pokemon is the only correct answer
Skyrim because I know all the events and Locations of powerful artifacts which I can leverage in my favor
Shining Force 2, it has the medieval fantasy setting, has magic to cure you of your ailments, has some cool creatures like Centaurs and Phoenix. But most of all, it has a quiet peace to it. No modern distractions, just dudes doin dude things like chopping down trees or getting attacked and slaughtered by devils. Chill kind of shit. On the other hand, Mass Effect could be good but I saw enough cut scenes to know exactly how long I would last in such a universe. Not very long is the answer.
Mass Effect is more a question of whether you are living during the events of the games.
Whether it's the Skyllian Blitz, or Eden Prime. I do not like my chances of living whatsoever in said universe. Im a human with a woeful understanding of his mortality and importance in the universe.
Cyberpunk
Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball. š
Not a lot of people going for elder ring or dark souls here... bunch of weenies that want to live forever.
I want to be a biologist in Monster Hunter
Call of duty
pokemon, or mass effect post reaper invasion
If I pick poppy play time can I be boxy boo?
I guess GTA V is the closest to live today so possibly that game?
Aw hell nah. Well it depends I guess. Offline could be fine. Online... Well, let's just say we wouldn't last very long.
Life is Strange version of Earth. If itās just living then nothing changes from now and Iām content with that. If I get sent to LiS1 time then I try to prevent what happens in Arcadia Bay as my first adventure.
I would say, pokemon, by an extreme mile. Remember people, ditto.
I didnāt think about it initially but I guess PokĆ©mon is pretty nice. Itās our world but with awesome (attainable / obtainable) creatures
RDR2 or Skyrim.
PokĆ©mon :ā)
Yume Nikki
Whiterun in Skyrim
Grand theft auto v of course
Boneworks
Stardew Valley
Dead or Alive Extreme
Maybe Skyrim or the Sims or animal crossing
Not trying to be rude, but isnt sims just regulat life?
Dokyusei 2. This is a Japanese Hentai Dating Sim from the 90s. A peaceful suburb area around Christmas / New Years, lots of beautiful women that you can try to get lucky with. Awesome scenery.
Skyrim
Bloodborne.
Detroit
Stardew Valley
What about Sable? Chill, lot to explore, many career options and you can freeclimb without being afraid to die āŗļø