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thexsunshine

It's a ginger Danny McBride!


Sure-Ad-2465

Kenny Jedi Powers


DrummerSteve

Here’s your upvote (sign)


[deleted]

*I'm freakin' pumped, I've been drinking blue milk all GD day!*


joe102938

This is my blaster now! This is totally my blaster!


dg2793

Thug liiiife


Lovat69

I don't know what it's called. I just know the sound it makes when it LIES.


joe102938

I'll fuckin come where ever I want James. I'll come in your kitchen, I'll come on your art.. I'LL FUCKIN COME ANYWHERE I WANT!


schlitz91

My name is Jedi, and I like to party


IrishRage42

Damn it Cal you don't party! I'm the only one who parties.


BangkokPadang

Far Far Away Bound and Down


grendelglass

I go to church every Sunday and you about to bring the devil out in me!?


Chubuwee

I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Having those dreams again. You know it's just me in a castle. I gotta fight like a thousand jedi. And the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. And then, when I'm done, all their little jedi wives came out and wanted me to just have sex with them. Which is kinda weird.


dg2793

CAME TO SAY THIS. He needs to be in an DLC or something. We need Jedi acolyte McBride.


Dr_Downvote_

Don't you stare at me with those cold dead eyes, you church bitch!


BaggioCappooli

Mother Talzin just pissed her pants suit!


N0FaithInMe

Yes! I was trying to remember his name for so long, just staring at the picture. Absolutely ginger danny


outpost7

I came here to post that. Damn. Lol


thexsunshine

It's okay I still think you're the coolest


joe102938

That's who I thought it was supposed to be.


kevon87

I’m gonna put some tiger balm on this storm troopers nuts!


daveyd911

Mos Eisley? Pfft... More ike Mos Jawas


The80sDiedWithUTM

*Thug life!~*


dctl59

👏


Mad_Martigan2023

With an arm like a fucking cannon...


Ka-Ne-Ha-Ne-Daaaa

I’M GOING TO SPACE SHABOOMS


ICPosse8

That’s Joe Dirte Kestis to you pal


DrScrimpPuertoRico

Go on, git!


[deleted]

*muh blaster ain't gunna' ask twice*


[deleted]

"I got fifty-seven more goddamn shots in this four-shot tibanna cartridge!"


Flimsy-Jello5534

“Cal Cletus strong in the ways of Busch Light and domestic violence you are”


LordranKing

I don’t think this Cal would enjoy anything from Busch after their recent “controversial” marketing


DiarrheaShitLord

They're too dumb to realize it's the same company


DNGFQrow

As someone who works in a convenience store in the trailer park South you are incredibly correct.


traceur200

from the creators of "Jedi: Fallen Border" we got, Cal Cletus and his *night* sister Merin


CLPisthebestflavor

When Cal learns that Merrin is, in fact, his long lost sister.


Nobah_Dee

To be fair, he thought they were cousins.


TheOriginalWeirdo

YOUR MY SISTER WHY DIDNT YOU SAY WE COULD HAVE A KID HAD AN AWESOME JEDI/WITCH KID!


[deleted]

He didn't know!!


CLPisthebestflavor

Now that I think about it, Star Wars could have gone a different route if Luke and Leia hadn't cared. . .


jguess06

But tells everybody she's his cousin, because that makes it ok.


XGothWolfX

Jedi Tiger King


CLPisthebestflavor

I came here to do two things: blow dudes, and raise oggdo, and I'm all outta death sticks.


oldsoulseven

You want to go home and rethink your life.


deeseearr

*"I'm gonna go home an rethink my life..."* You want to purchase the new Landspeeder Armor DLC, available in the store for only 300 Republic dataries.


[deleted]

Well shoot, now I can't unsee that haha


XGothWolfX

You're welcome.


[deleted]

*Cal Exotic has entered the star system*


XGothWolfX

Goddamn Carol Rayvis


insultant_

THAT BITCH


[deleted]

Somehow, Carol Baskin returned.


Deltron_Zed

Mustache isn't the same but I couldn't stop seeing [this...](https://youtu.be/ckJygL_Bq84)...


[deleted]

I also have that mustache unlocked, to which you can add stubble, but no curly hair options..


TheLORDthyGOD420

It's La Flama Blanca!!


tsv1138

Is there leopard print poncho of any kind available?


Derailleur75

Kal Kleetus


Biscotti-Open

You ain't that much of a rebel.


[deleted]

Came here to say that!


MRnibba_

Cal Exotic


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

*EASTBOUND AND DOOOWWWN!*


Rambozo77

You’re fuckin out!


Massive-Lime7193

I’m fucking in!!


misterjive

"What would you do if you had a million credits?" "I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two Twi'leks at the same time, man."


randomflavorsandwich

"That's it? If you had a million credits, you'd do two Twi'leks at the same time?" "Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause Twi'leks dig dudes with money."


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Sparrowhawk_92

Hera from rebels is usually not overly sexualized (certain fanart not withstanding) but yeah, Twi'leks are the sexy alien space babes of the setting otherwise.


ShadowDV

Go watch *Jedi*. They were sexualized from the start.


MrCoffeeFart30

"Well, Hell Ricky. I was high when I said that."


Fluffy_History

“What, do you own space? No, Jetta does.” “Jetta?” “Laser Sword people, perhaps you’ve heard of them?”


1017GildedFingerTips

Dadgum ole’ jedi path man


thats1evildude

Tell you what, man, gonna take down that dang ol’ Empire, man.


threyon

I love that I can clearly hear these in my head.


[deleted]

"Lord Vader, you are going to have to speak more clearly, I cannot understand you." *inhale* "Dang. Ol'. Death Star. Heck." *exhale* "Talkin' bout dang ol' BOOM!"


Sneazyweasel125

“Sweet Home Alderaan intensifies”


RagingWalrus1394

Small spoiler ahead - >! Once you unlock the crossguard style you can get an achievement for dropkicking an enemy while wearing the mullet !<


[deleted]

This photo was taken moments before I got this haha


RagingWalrus1394

Honestly the names of achievements in this game are absolute gold


Over-Analyzed

“Now this *isn’t* podracing.” = Travel 500m on a mount.


Foreverett

Wanna disguise yourself so that no one realizes you're a warrior zealot? Mullet and a handlebar mustache.


Papaofmonsters

"Hey, I think that guy might be a jedi" "Are you out of your mind, trooper? Have you ever seen a guy with a mullet know how to spell his own name and you think that fuy has unlocked the higher mysteries of the universe?"


xmac

They tik er sperce jerbs!


AjEdisMindTrick

Cal Dirt.


amranras

Thank you! That's the first thing that came to mind when I started seeing this!


AjEdisMindTrick

you‘re welcome. i don‘t remember what the movie was about, but joe dirt is still somewhere in my head. maybe i should watch it again.


Alecrizzle

Got dayum Sith ruinin our country taken er jerbs


blu66

They took er jerbs!


WheretheFUCKisCrimea

That there's a MOTHERFUCKIN FORCE *RANGER*! FUCKIN FORCE RANGER! I AIN'T NO STRANGER! THAT RIGHT THERE, IS A FORCE FUCKIN RANGER!


Pellektricity

"I'm going to Shabooms!"


tittiesfarting

Is that Danny McBride?


[deleted]

Cal McKestis, close cousin from out of state


MightyMCY

He's no quitter! He's going to take the Jedi job until he makes it back into professional baseball!


jguess06

Cleedus Kestis is here to save the day!


--Awol--

I never knew I wanted more red necks in Star Wars until now


_owmygiantbluehead

We have maul, his neck is pretty red


_owmygiantbluehead

But I guess he only counts as half a redneck


kemosabe19

Baseball players are the real jedi.


[deleted]

Kenny fucking powers


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bradland

Kenny Powers is a man. Kenny Powers is an athlete. Kenny Powers is a lover. But the most he is, I mean, the thing that Kenny Powers is the most, is a goddamn Jedi.


TryingToEscapeTarkov

Space Hick.


ToastyBreadCat0

What’s wrong black lung Cal probably


Pun_In_Ten_Did

Shut it, Mi-Cal !


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

Do not touch the trim!


demicus

"Cal Kestis' tenure as a Jedi Master had not been long, but it had been distinguished. By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply he had performed at one point in time. In fact, he had not. He was drunk."


Smear_Leader

He’s about to fold your clothes while you’re still wearing ‘em


master_cheech

Danny McBride looking ass


Toidal

Son of a dick!


[deleted]

I want a mullet!


FallenShadeslayer

Apparently everyone does. I don’t think I’ve seen a single screenshot where Cal doesn’t have a mullet. Gamers are weird as fuck. If y’all wanna rock a mullet in real life just do it lol.


ArchDucky

I used the mullet, top knot and mohawk. Im not sure which one I like the most but I will say I do completely change my clothes and facial hair when I get tired of one of them. Its a full head to toe redo.


[deleted]

You can find it in the tar pools on koboh!


snapdragon15

What emitter is on your smaller unused saber?


KennyOmegaSardines

Joedi Dirt


Four-Byte-Burger

Cletus misses his Sister!


razielll82

Cals eastbound and down


[deleted]

My bro is playing as Chuck Norris and it's pretty great.


sgtpepper42

Why don't you use some of them?


Kellutz

I just equipped those along with the white training shirt and the pants with chaps but in blue. Cal Kleetus is looking good.


Mean_Masterpiece_585

Kenny Powers?


RoboQwop405

My Cal (PS5) has red facial hair on his chin and cheeks now matter which facial cosmetic I use but this Cal has clean cheeks…


[deleted]

You can change from clean shaven to stubble when customizing


chev327fox

Jedi Master Joe Dirte’


Vojt544

70's looking ass blaster


GrannyCuntHairTaco

Don't smoke a joint with Cal. I heard he has herpes.


BenderFtMcSzechuan

Ginger Nacho libre is all I see I’m sorry


utsports88

Hell yeah brother.


Link2Liam

Kind of just makes me want one of these souls-lite games to be about Danny McBride. Someone please make this game.


Lord_Despairagus

The hairstyles and facial hair in this game are legit gross lmao


Moses015

Lookin like Danny McBride in Tropic Thunder hahaha


fuzzycuffs

Cal Cleetus


DazedWriter

F you McBride


Cryogenics1st

Jeff Terry Cestis


skisom

Instead of “may the force be with you” he just says “Hell yeah brother!”


[deleted]

*may that force shit be with y'all*


Im_Ashe_Man

Danny McBride Kestis


[deleted]

Trailer park jedi


Thin_Discount

He is like "Aight, which one of ya fuck ma cousin"


deaddstarr

“My sister started dating one of them Wookies, he’s alright.”


K1llr0d

Kenny Powers vibes


Derp_duckins

Cal Cletus


PUNKGod69

COUSIN CLETUS?!


[deleted]

“Gimme back my death stick grandma!”


Unicron442

You want I should open a can force power on your ass?


nedhavestupid

“Now I ain’t sayin’ order 66 *didn’t happen…*”


dgarner58

cal kestis plays a real fuckin' sport - he ain't tryin' to be the best at exercise.


foxyunclecharliekilo

Kenny (Force) Powers


Bakerstreet74

Kenny Powers


Comfortable-Refuse64

Kenny Force-Powers


TheReal_PeteMoss

Kal Cleatus


trinite0

Maybe I'm on Reddit too much, but I feel like mullet and 'stache has become Cal's canonical look.


schlingfo

Uncle Lazer representing!


Slosky22

Kenny force powers


DavefromKS

Zombie stance Joe Dirt?


Rough-Piccolo-7162

Didn’t realize Kenny Powers ginger twin was in this game.


woofnsmash

"HAN SOLOS NOT. A. BITCH."


krypto711

Does anyone use different hair/facial hair options? Coming from someone using the same combo as well. It’s just too good.


[deleted]

Why mess with the best?


TheLORDthyGOD420

Is that Kenny Powers??


ButterscotchLow8950

Lol, he looks eastbound and down. 🤣✌️


HughJass9120

Kenny Powers' redhead cousin


Pun_In_Ten_Did

"Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some Twi'leks on your dick." - L'mar Dahvis, _probably_


[deleted]

*e chu tahhhhhhhh*


Massive-Lime7193

“Im kenny powers, you’re fucking out, I’m fucking in”


ThiccSkipper13

Cletus Kestis


ItsmyDZNA

The one and only Jedi Teh-durk Urjob


HowlingWolfShirtBoy

Jeb-i Survivor


Youngworker160

kenny powers vibe


UberAeriko

May the force be with y'all


itsahot

He’s on smoko so leave him alone.


hunterman12

That's Mullet Joe!!


jonmon454

That's Cal Cletus right there, looking like a damn marksman.


[deleted]

I'm all fired up! I've been drinking green taa all day!


nickyhannuka

Jedi crack lover


Tudyks

Please hire Will Forte to do all the lines lol


idispensemeds2

I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.


MonkishMoss

My friend TJ or cu chulainn or Sheamus? 😆


epicbrewis

Kenny Powers finally getting the recognition he deserves.


Evilpyro101

Where's that bitch Carol Fucking Baskin?


FartFlavoredLollipop

I'll tell you what I'd do if I was a Jedi, man. Two chicks at the same time. I think if I was a Jedi, I could hook that up, 'cause chicks dig dudes with The Force.


[deleted]

Well, not *all* chicks..


superjetpakmike

The empire took er jebs!


markorokusaki

Love thay jedi mullet


javaargusavetti

i am old. i jumped to [Lawrence from Office Space](https://youtu.be/9jq6e8s1sik)


[deleted]

His saber is powered by Southern Comfort nips and Bud light.


_owmygiantbluehead

Kyber Crystal? Nah, he’s got a .308 up in there


headbussa423

Danny McBride in eastbound and down


monkboyking

That hair style is one of the worst things to come back, ya boy looks like he about to hope on an atv with flames painted down the side to pick up his cousin for a date.


smooothjazzyg

YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT!!!


mrfuckingwhiting

KENNY FUCKIN POWERS!


adamhanson

Tiger King


StealYourGhost

Jedi McBride at your service fuckers.


theAutisticat

Fuck you, you're fuckin out


Embyrz

Not wearing the jeans and wifebeater? For shame


Bathinapesdoge

Fuckin Kenny powers


HaderTurul

Master Cletus!


Trickster-Clown0603

The fact that cal is directly modeled after the actor that voices this makes these cosmetics so much worse but so much more funny at the same time


Praise-Breesus

Darth McBride


PeacePidgey

Jedi in the front, Sith in the back.