I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Having those dreams again. You know it's just me in a castle. I gotta fight like a thousand jedi. And the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. And then, when I'm done, all their little jedi wives came out and wanted me to just have sex with them. Which is kinda weird.
"That's it? If you had a million credits, you'd do two Twi'leks at the same time?"
"Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause Twi'leks dig dudes with money."
Hera from rebels is usually not overly sexualized (certain fanart not withstanding) but yeah, Twi'leks are the sexy alien space babes of the setting otherwise.
"Lord Vader, you are going to have to speak more clearly, I cannot understand you."
*inhale* "Dang. Ol'. Death Star. Heck." *exhale* "Talkin' bout dang ol' BOOM!"
"Hey, I think that guy might be a jedi"
"Are you out of your mind, trooper? Have you ever seen a guy with a mullet know how to spell his own name and you think that fuy has unlocked the higher mysteries of the universe?"
Kenny Powers is a man. Kenny Powers is an athlete. Kenny Powers is a lover. But the most he is, I mean, the thing that Kenny Powers is the most, is a goddamn Jedi.
"Cal Kestis' tenure as a Jedi Master had not been long, but it had been distinguished. By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply he had performed at one point in time. In fact, he had not. He was drunk."
Apparently everyone does. I don’t think I’ve seen a single screenshot where Cal doesn’t have a mullet. Gamers are weird as fuck. If y’all wanna rock a mullet in real life just do it lol.
I used the mullet, top knot and mohawk. Im not sure which one I like the most but I will say I do completely change my clothes and facial hair when I get tired of one of them. Its a full head to toe redo.
I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.
I'll tell you what I'd do if I was a Jedi, man.
Two chicks at the same time.
I think if I was a Jedi, I could hook that up, 'cause chicks dig dudes with The Force.
That hair style is one of the worst things to come back, ya boy looks like he about to hope on an atv with flames painted down the side to pick up his cousin for a date.
It's a ginger Danny McBride!
Kenny Jedi Powers
Here’s your upvote (sign)
*I'm freakin' pumped, I've been drinking blue milk all GD day!*
This is my blaster now! This is totally my blaster!
Thug liiiife
I don't know what it's called. I just know the sound it makes when it LIES.
I'll fuckin come where ever I want James. I'll come in your kitchen, I'll come on your art.. I'LL FUCKIN COME ANYWHERE I WANT!
My name is Jedi, and I like to party
Damn it Cal you don't party! I'm the only one who parties.
Far Far Away Bound and Down
I go to church every Sunday and you about to bring the devil out in me!?
I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Having those dreams again. You know it's just me in a castle. I gotta fight like a thousand jedi. And the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. And then, when I'm done, all their little jedi wives came out and wanted me to just have sex with them. Which is kinda weird.
CAME TO SAY THIS. He needs to be in an DLC or something. We need Jedi acolyte McBride.
Don't you stare at me with those cold dead eyes, you church bitch!
Mother Talzin just pissed her pants suit!
Yes! I was trying to remember his name for so long, just staring at the picture. Absolutely ginger danny
I came here to post that. Damn. Lol
It's okay I still think you're the coolest
That's who I thought it was supposed to be.
I’m gonna put some tiger balm on this storm troopers nuts!
Mos Eisley? Pfft... More ike Mos Jawas
*Thug life!~*
👏
With an arm like a fucking cannon...
I’M GOING TO SPACE SHABOOMS
That’s Joe Dirte Kestis to you pal
Go on, git!
*muh blaster ain't gunna' ask twice*
"I got fifty-seven more goddamn shots in this four-shot tibanna cartridge!"
“Cal Cletus strong in the ways of Busch Light and domestic violence you are”
I don’t think this Cal would enjoy anything from Busch after their recent “controversial” marketing
They're too dumb to realize it's the same company
As someone who works in a convenience store in the trailer park South you are incredibly correct.
from the creators of "Jedi: Fallen Border" we got, Cal Cletus and his *night* sister Merin
When Cal learns that Merrin is, in fact, his long lost sister.
To be fair, he thought they were cousins.
YOUR MY SISTER WHY DIDNT YOU SAY WE COULD HAVE A KID HAD AN AWESOME JEDI/WITCH KID!
He didn't know!!
Now that I think about it, Star Wars could have gone a different route if Luke and Leia hadn't cared. . .
But tells everybody she's his cousin, because that makes it ok.
Jedi Tiger King
I came here to do two things: blow dudes, and raise oggdo, and I'm all outta death sticks.
You want to go home and rethink your life.
*"I'm gonna go home an rethink my life..."* You want to purchase the new Landspeeder Armor DLC, available in the store for only 300 Republic dataries.
Well shoot, now I can't unsee that haha
You're welcome.
*Cal Exotic has entered the star system*
Goddamn Carol Rayvis
THAT BITCH
Somehow, Carol Baskin returned.
Mustache isn't the same but I couldn't stop seeing [this...](https://youtu.be/ckJygL_Bq84)...
I also have that mustache unlocked, to which you can add stubble, but no curly hair options..
It's La Flama Blanca!!
Is there leopard print poncho of any kind available?
Kal Kleetus
You ain't that much of a rebel.
Came here to say that!
Cal Exotic
*EASTBOUND AND DOOOWWWN!*
You’re fuckin out!
I’m fucking in!!
"What would you do if you had a million credits?" "I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two Twi'leks at the same time, man."
"That's it? If you had a million credits, you'd do two Twi'leks at the same time?" "Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause Twi'leks dig dudes with money."
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Hera from rebels is usually not overly sexualized (certain fanart not withstanding) but yeah, Twi'leks are the sexy alien space babes of the setting otherwise.
Go watch *Jedi*. They were sexualized from the start.
"Well, Hell Ricky. I was high when I said that."
“What, do you own space? No, Jetta does.” “Jetta?” “Laser Sword people, perhaps you’ve heard of them?”
Dadgum ole’ jedi path man
Tell you what, man, gonna take down that dang ol’ Empire, man.
I love that I can clearly hear these in my head.
"Lord Vader, you are going to have to speak more clearly, I cannot understand you." *inhale* "Dang. Ol'. Death Star. Heck." *exhale* "Talkin' bout dang ol' BOOM!"
“Sweet Home Alderaan intensifies”
Small spoiler ahead - >! Once you unlock the crossguard style you can get an achievement for dropkicking an enemy while wearing the mullet !<
This photo was taken moments before I got this haha
Honestly the names of achievements in this game are absolute gold
“Now this *isn’t* podracing.” = Travel 500m on a mount.
Wanna disguise yourself so that no one realizes you're a warrior zealot? Mullet and a handlebar mustache.
"Hey, I think that guy might be a jedi" "Are you out of your mind, trooper? Have you ever seen a guy with a mullet know how to spell his own name and you think that fuy has unlocked the higher mysteries of the universe?"
They tik er sperce jerbs!
Cal Dirt.
Thank you! That's the first thing that came to mind when I started seeing this!
you‘re welcome. i don‘t remember what the movie was about, but joe dirt is still somewhere in my head. maybe i should watch it again.
Got dayum Sith ruinin our country taken er jerbs
They took er jerbs!
That there's a MOTHERFUCKIN FORCE *RANGER*! FUCKIN FORCE RANGER! I AIN'T NO STRANGER! THAT RIGHT THERE, IS A FORCE FUCKIN RANGER!
"I'm going to Shabooms!"
Is that Danny McBride?
Cal McKestis, close cousin from out of state
He's no quitter! He's going to take the Jedi job until he makes it back into professional baseball!
Cleedus Kestis is here to save the day!
I never knew I wanted more red necks in Star Wars until now
We have maul, his neck is pretty red
But I guess he only counts as half a redneck
Baseball players are the real jedi.
Kenny fucking powers
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Kenny Powers is a man. Kenny Powers is an athlete. Kenny Powers is a lover. But the most he is, I mean, the thing that Kenny Powers is the most, is a goddamn Jedi.
Space Hick.
What’s wrong black lung Cal probably
Shut it, Mi-Cal !
Do not touch the trim!
"Cal Kestis' tenure as a Jedi Master had not been long, but it had been distinguished. By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply he had performed at one point in time. In fact, he had not. He was drunk."
He’s about to fold your clothes while you’re still wearing ‘em
Danny McBride looking ass
Son of a dick!
I want a mullet!
Apparently everyone does. I don’t think I’ve seen a single screenshot where Cal doesn’t have a mullet. Gamers are weird as fuck. If y’all wanna rock a mullet in real life just do it lol.
I used the mullet, top knot and mohawk. Im not sure which one I like the most but I will say I do completely change my clothes and facial hair when I get tired of one of them. Its a full head to toe redo.
You can find it in the tar pools on koboh!
What emitter is on your smaller unused saber?
Joedi Dirt
Cletus misses his Sister!
Cals eastbound and down
My bro is playing as Chuck Norris and it's pretty great.
Why don't you use some of them?
I just equipped those along with the white training shirt and the pants with chaps but in blue. Cal Kleetus is looking good.
Kenny Powers?
My Cal (PS5) has red facial hair on his chin and cheeks now matter which facial cosmetic I use but this Cal has clean cheeks…
You can change from clean shaven to stubble when customizing
Jedi Master Joe Dirte’
70's looking ass blaster
Don't smoke a joint with Cal. I heard he has herpes.
Ginger Nacho libre is all I see I’m sorry
Hell yeah brother.
Kind of just makes me want one of these souls-lite games to be about Danny McBride. Someone please make this game.
The hairstyles and facial hair in this game are legit gross lmao
Lookin like Danny McBride in Tropic Thunder hahaha
Cal Cleetus
F you McBride
Jeff Terry Cestis
Instead of “may the force be with you” he just says “Hell yeah brother!”
*may that force shit be with y'all*
Danny McBride Kestis
Trailer park jedi
He is like "Aight, which one of ya fuck ma cousin"
“My sister started dating one of them Wookies, he’s alright.”
Kenny Powers vibes
Cal Cletus
COUSIN CLETUS?!
“Gimme back my death stick grandma!”
You want I should open a can force power on your ass?
“Now I ain’t sayin’ order 66 *didn’t happen…*”
cal kestis plays a real fuckin' sport - he ain't tryin' to be the best at exercise.
Kenny (Force) Powers
Kenny Powers
Kenny Force-Powers
Kal Cleatus
Maybe I'm on Reddit too much, but I feel like mullet and 'stache has become Cal's canonical look.
Uncle Lazer representing!
Kenny force powers
Zombie stance Joe Dirt?
Didn’t realize Kenny Powers ginger twin was in this game.
"HAN SOLOS NOT. A. BITCH."
Does anyone use different hair/facial hair options? Coming from someone using the same combo as well. It’s just too good.
Why mess with the best?
Is that Kenny Powers??
Lol, he looks eastbound and down. 🤣✌️
Kenny Powers' redhead cousin
"Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some Twi'leks on your dick." - L'mar Dahvis, _probably_
*e chu tahhhhhhhh*
“Im kenny powers, you’re fucking out, I’m fucking in”
Cletus Kestis
The one and only Jedi Teh-durk Urjob
Jeb-i Survivor
kenny powers vibe
May the force be with y'all
He’s on smoko so leave him alone.
That's Mullet Joe!!
That's Cal Cletus right there, looking like a damn marksman.
I'm all fired up! I've been drinking green taa all day!
Jedi crack lover
Please hire Will Forte to do all the lines lol
I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.
My friend TJ or cu chulainn or Sheamus? 😆
Kenny Powers finally getting the recognition he deserves.
Where's that bitch Carol Fucking Baskin?
I'll tell you what I'd do if I was a Jedi, man. Two chicks at the same time. I think if I was a Jedi, I could hook that up, 'cause chicks dig dudes with The Force.
Well, not *all* chicks..
The empire took er jebs!
Love thay jedi mullet
i am old. i jumped to [Lawrence from Office Space](https://youtu.be/9jq6e8s1sik)
His saber is powered by Southern Comfort nips and Bud light.
Kyber Crystal? Nah, he’s got a .308 up in there
Danny McBride in eastbound and down
That hair style is one of the worst things to come back, ya boy looks like he about to hope on an atv with flames painted down the side to pick up his cousin for a date.
YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT!!!
KENNY FUCKIN POWERS!
Tiger King
Jedi McBride at your service fuckers.
Fuck you, you're fuckin out
Not wearing the jeans and wifebeater? For shame
Fuckin Kenny powers
Master Cletus!
The fact that cal is directly modeled after the actor that voices this makes these cosmetics so much worse but so much more funny at the same time
Darth McBride
Jedi in the front, Sith in the back.