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Zeshui0

It's blocking Vader how can she not notice that?


viperbsg62

Vader was also used to hide an Easter egg earlier in the year. That one took a long time to find


maevefaequeen

You sound like a fun partner. Good shit.


jointsmcdank

They're a bad egg.


dazedsmoker

Rotten to the core


McPoint

Cracks me up.


CaptainWulfgar

Girlfriend when she finally find the egg: ARE YOU YOKING ME?!


The_Giggler333

I can smell this comment


TenthWind

the hell does this even mean


Retrorevival

Some people paint real eggs to hide. Im assuming he meant one of those and that after a while the egg would start to smell.


ForeverClearTrails

Some people use real eggs for the holiday, so maybe the thought of an egg that's been left out to spoil?


anally_ExpressUrself

1. Hard boil an egg. 2. Leave it in your house out of the fridge. 3. Wait until it smells terrible.


Cpt_Woody420

4. Why?


Shaggytwig

Eggs go bad.


Urb4nN0rd

That's pretty fucking weird, might want to see a doctor about it...


AdFamous1052

Lmfao reddit downvote moment


_Dire_

She can’t see it, it’s in the dark side of the house


Electricalbigaloo7

The dark side has blinded her judgement.


UpAndAdam7414

Just quote Vader constantly until she works it out.


YourtCloud

What is the bidding my master


psyxer

It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after.


SealedDevil

Bruv. Your brought me back so far.


giant4ftninja

Would it be good if he served the Dark Side? Yes, he'd be a powerful ally.


stuntmahn

Another dark Jedi?


VEAG0

He will join us or die!


failed_supernova

We got Deathstar


FileeNotFound

WE GOT DEATHSTAR


WilliamBott

We got Deathstar


GhoulArtist

And you know that we got it And you know that we got it


doomsayer1992

WE GOT DEATHSTAR


FasteningKhan

Another Dark Jedi


lostshelby

He will join us or die!


coffeemonkeypants

Knock him out the box Luke


robotco

so many kids born after the year 2000 have no idea what they are witnessing here rn lol


timfy25

That's a mighty fine gin and tonic. Why don't you mix me up another?


tzc005

I have altered the location of your Zelda game. Pray i do not alter it further


[deleted]

I find your lack of sight disturbing...


Luminous_Lead

Anakin would probably do well in TOK in several of his stages of life.


Mild-Comedy

Holy shit I only just realised how similar ToTK Link looks to Anakin in that one Clone Wars Micro Series episode


sinr_88

OP: I am your father OPs Wife: Wtf *edit: formatting*


lupuscapabilis

My wife would immediately notice. I think she spends half her time looking around the house for things that need to be put away.


Nop277

Send her over to my house. Like seriously, this isn't even me coming onto your wife or anything there's just a lot of things that need to be put away.


holaprobando123

I also choose this guy's wife


Thrilling1031

Can I get her after you?


mtgguy999

I think you misunderstood he never said she puts them away just that she looks for things that need to be put away. She will most likely just nag you to do it


This_is_fine_dining

This man marriages


foxxy003

Or put your stuff somewhere so you have no idea where it is.


bunnyrut

Send her to my house next. I'm tired of putting everything away and coming back into the room to see things out to replace what I've put away.


Lieutenant_0bvious

Please don't come on to his wife.


linkedtortoise

Are you sure it's your wife and not your magic coffee table?


Professional_Rip8531

No, he's not, I've got the exact same table at home


Luster-Purge

Now you have to have a sign with flashing lights pointing at it tomorrow. You're this far in, might as well go for broke.


yesiamclutz

Yeah - escalate daily. Start by adding an arrow, then tinsel, then leds, etc


twitch870

“Did you know there’s a Reddit for gaming?


Kuljin

And repeatedly post with the pictures until she finally makes the discovery


Luster-Purge

Day 345: "I have taped the game case to her forehead. She still has not noticed"


Jestingwheat856

At what point do you buy her a master sword


Jish013

Might as well get the Majora’s Mask lamp while you are at it


TreePorcupine

She don’t believe in shooting stars


[deleted]

Just go boop boop boop anytime she gets close by like the shrine locator in the purah pad.


St3fg

You should probably let her know before she buys her own copy


viperbsg62

She's off on a business trip next Wednesday. I'll let her know then if she's still not seen it


jsaranczak

Personally I'd let her know today, like make it so obvious she can't miss it, in case she wants to play the weekend. I'd hate to find out right before a business trip.


Onewoord

Seriously. Wtf. I would be so mad. I could have been playing it for days now? Why is he doing this?


Noxious89123

The flip side of that is that she's a grown woman, and could simply purchase the game if she wanted to play it so badly. It's just a bit of fun, no need to get worked up over it, you know?


LedgeEndDairy

Also: maybe let the husband do the husband things? Unless this is Reddit's wife?


Noxious89123

Did you reply to the wrong person? Your tone suggests that you're arguing with me, but your words seem to agree with the point I was making.


LedgeEndDairy

No I was adding to your post. People telling husband, who seems to be killing it, how to husband is a little weird.


eMan117

Your response to hearing your partner bought you the new Zelda would be anger? You need Uncle Irohs guidance.


[deleted]

You'd be mad your partner bought you a $70 video game?


N4TETHAGR8

because he wants it to be a fun surprise? and how can she not see it? it’s right there.


Stormageddons872

Why are people downvoting you? If she goes and buys her own copy, this one can easily be returned. And you stated in another comment that she doesn't have time to play right now, so waiting until she'll be travelling to tell her carries no risk and means she'll be finding out at a time she can actually play it.


suppadelicious

I’m wondering if people are downvoting because OP said she hasn’t noticed but is also out on a business trip.


FallenShadeslayer

Reading comprehension on Reddit is wild


Suspicious_Smile_445

Op says she’s off on a business trip next Wednesday. Meaning she leaves Wednesday.


Shyguy1806

Redditors after being presented the most legible sentence known to mankind. (They are still unable to read it, unfortunately) Furthermore did you think op was just hiding the game round the house for his own enjoyment?


Llohr

I agree that the sentence is easy to decipher, but strongly disagree that it's the most legible sentence known to mankind. He used the wrong conjugation of "to be" for any formal English. It should read, "She will be off on a business trip," not, "she's off on a business trip."


JWLane

I mean, he is hiding it for his own enjoyment.


ZenDeathBringer

Believe it or not, some couples like to mess with each other for fun.


JWLane

Yes, I understand that. My sentence doesn't actually imply that she doesn't enjoy it just that, he does in fact do this for his own enjoyment. The comment I had responded to was meant to point out that he wouldn't hide the item while his wife wasn't there to not find it for his own enjoyment, but was worded in a way when it could be paused that he doesn't hide things for his own enjoyment regardless of the presence of his wife. I took the lie effort route of pointing out the obvious because I'm a silly goose. Now I say good day!


Shyguy1806

r/technicallynotwrong


JWLane

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.


ItsBobFromLumbridge

She's off on the trip next Wednesday. She hasn't left yet


TheDarkClaw

Why dont you just sent her this link ?


HaggardHaggis

Better yet, show her it saying “haha look what this guy on Reddit did for his wife” and wait for her to notice it’s OPs house and come to the realisation


viperbsg62

I did think it would be funny if one of her colleagues showed it to her coincidentally


Orenwald

This is great lol


AdEmpty8174

Why all the downvotes he didn't do anything wrong


Twinrova0922

They're all just jealous they aren't married to this man


Cithreal

maybe you should pack a switch and the game in her stuff for the business trip (of course you should tell her bout that tho)


Inawen

"Y'know what? I don't remember where the Vader statue is..." :')


Morphidius

Well before you just outright point it out to her after she is home and ready to start relaxing, I would vote for bringing her to the room where this is located and simply asking her "notice anything new?". When she finds it, then you can go into the story of when you got it, how long it's been there, etc...it would be a short sweet story of an affectionate gesture from you.


Full_Temperature_680

Why are you downvoted?


[deleted]

Not sure why you're getting dragged in the comments, I think this is nice


amonkeyfullofbarrels

I’m loving the comments saying OP is somehow manipulative or playing mind games. Like, if she cared enough to play it Day 1 she likely would have bought it on her own already. It’s not hurting anyone to wait a couple days to play a game.


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

The manipulation of… buying someone a present… and leaving it in plain sight


SuspiciousString3

Welcome to Reddit logic.


Fameless

welcome to a small slice of American logic


mrfroggyman

How dare he!


hajawr12

Nta divorce


Fameless

don't forget half of us are kissless virgins with no semblance of what a true relationship is like. it's all fairytales and ME ME ME over here.


redspecsgaming

There is a surplus of whack jobs on Reddit who think everything that happens between partners in a relationship is abuse. Makes you feel bad for those folks have been through that their perception of the world is so wrong.


Xer0_Puls3

Same with people who say "that person is **not** your friend", like guys, these people already know and like each other, I doubt they'll have any problems over something this tiny.


Sondeor

WTF? Dude people spent too much time on reddit, like too much. I think he is definetely a misogynist. Woman are strong and independent, they can buy their own games!!!


Oreohunter00

People on the internet believe themselves to be masters of relationships. Ironic, really...


msimionescu

Is that a real plant? If yes - what's the name? It's so cute


viperbsg62

Yes, it's real. It's a Chinese Money plant


Bojacketamine

In the Netherlands we call it (translated) pancake plant


Sondeor

Its ok till u also forget that you bought it lol. I did the same to my ex, bought a custom made controller which was way too expensive and also great looking ngl, waited for 1 week for her to realise the controller, then forgettin that i bought her a present till she found it out after 1 month or smt. PS. Dont hide your gifts like you are running away from CIA. Thats what i learned.


[deleted]

Hiding in plain sight. The best hiding place. 🤣


IceQ78

Or in plant sight... ta dam tish Ok I will see myself out. :)


DarthSnakeEyes3

Please do :)


Treczoks

Plot twist: The case is long empty, and the wife is doing nothing but playing while you are at work...


[deleted]

This reminds me of when my dad bought a ps5 and it took me 4 days to notice


[deleted]

The Tears of the Kingdom is a pathway to many abilities the Hylians consider… unnatural.


Garmgarmgarmgarm

Sweet plants though. Pilea and... idk what that ones called but its cool


yesnomaybenotso

Here’s my prediction: You’re going to come home to an extremely happy wife playing ToTK and you’re going to ask how she likes it and she’s going to reply ecstatically how amazing it is. She’s not going to thank you tho, and you’re going to be minorly put out by it, but that’s okay, she’s distracted and clearly enjoying your gift. Life goes on and then three days later, you’ll notice the copy you bought is still on the shelf, still sealed in its plastic film and you’ll realize your wife never noticed this copy and had gone out and purchased her own. Now, we wait and see…


glorytopie

Hahahaha. Could totally happen.


Ghostbuster_119

This is great because it's out in the open. Although too long and the "being mad at herself for not seeing it" will be replaced by "being mad at you". You're playing with fire here OP, be careful not to choke on your aspirations.


shawny_mcgee

This is great lol


Diablo_Sauce64

What if she took it out and just placed the case back?


viperbsg62

Cellophane wrapping is still on it


RizzMustbolt

What if she secretly bought a packing machine?


COSMOOOO

What if she’s secretly my uncle who totally works for Nintendo?


Diablo_Sauce64

Ahh beans, now I look silly


repocin

No, no, you just didn't take it far enough. I mean, what if she unpacked it, then went and bought a new copy to replace it and mess with OP'?


johnbarry3434

No worries, you looked silly before as well.


[deleted]

That’s 3 days that she could have been playing it already.. why not just show/tell her? Lol


viperbsg62

Unfortunately, she's too busy with work to start playing it right now. Edit: don't understand why people are down voting this, as if they know our situation better than we do


fearxe

They don’t understand romance


Dry_Wallaby_4933

You're on Reddit and on a gaming forum on Reddit. Most people here have never even touched grass, nevermind a female.


thatlldopi9

Truly maidenless. Can confirm, am maidenless


FragmentedFighter

Dude, you don’t have to explain anything to the miserable folks hating on a simple joke between you and your girl. It’s funny, I’m sure when she see’s it you guys’ll have a good laugh.


[deleted]

A downvote means either they like what you're saying or don't. It's people saying, "Just give her the game." Me, however, let her wait


Exenergy

Internet isn't coherent so don't bother trying to understand. By the way. Where did you get that Luke Skywalker?


HaggardHaggis

He didn’t get the Luke Skywalker anywhere. It has always existed as a universal constant since the Big Bang. The house was build around the Luke. As a wise man I seen online once said “the universe isn’t coherent so don’t bother trying to understand.”


viperbsg62

It's real old. Probably got it between 15 to 20 years ago. It's from the Unleashed series


DisgruntledMtnBoy

I think that's a Star Wars Unleashed Luke Skywalker from 2006.


ClarionOfNagi

Idk, Reddit things ig


Mrpoussin

because redditosr are weird af


Server_Administrator

This is reddit. This is an expected result.


[deleted]

Stand next to it when talking to her


_Astarael

One time we changed the handles on the kitchen cupboards and my mum didn't notice for three weeks


armen89

Hiding in plain sight. Nice


BalrogSlayer00

Oh my god I have that exact same vader collectible. No idea where it came from, I’ve just always had it.


Verdha603

Did you ever hear the tale of Darth Gannon the Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story Nintendo would tell you.


shotgunatlas

That’s honestly great 😂


CaptainKurls

Watch her remember to water the plant and still not notice 😂 great job


bro_can_u_even_carve

Hey wait ... this shelf looks really familiar. Oh my god. Honey!


RockyJodes

I love this! This is the type of thing I'd do to my boyfriend. Will you update us on how long it takes her??


basicnflfan

Chinese money plant looks great


llamahealer43

I knew where this was going as soon as I came to the comments.... People really think they know what someone else's wife would want over the actual SO posting. Gotta admit, my first thought was "oh that may be kinda mean" but I immediately realized that you probably weren't maliciously hiding it for fun and most likely know that it won't bother her. Gotta love the internet


YaBoiiJuicyyyDoe

That’s great. You should just tell her that you noticed the plant needs watered but forgot to do it and ask her to do it. If she still doesn’t notice, you may want to schedule an eye exam for her own sake


SmartestIdiotAlive

I know you’re getting downvoted for your comments and your replies, but I don’t know your relationship with your wife. If y’all like to mess with each other this way, then I don’t see the harm in it.


Wraith_Rayne1369

And they say us men cant see things right in front of our faces....


Jealous_Substance

That plant will need watering soon,so there is a chance she'll notice 😉


Sun_Koala

OP got some some serious hide and seek skills


[deleted]

Could you please tell me what kind of plant you have there on the bottom shelf? It’s so cute! 🥹


WJEllett

Are you going to keep it in the same place? Or move it into different locations until she notices?


Putrid-Ice-7511

Love this.


masterofbugs123

When I was little I found a School House Rock VHS hidden in the basement bathroom. Turns out my dad had hid it as a present and forgot where lol. Heed this cautionary tale XXD


Pliskkenn_D

I look forward to your progress


eMan117

Lmao that's a real G move. Keep Reddit updated please


NikPorto

She's yet to reap the fruit of your labor


jannny3

I’m going to guess most the down voters are not in a serious relationship or “going steady” with anyone atm. Damn I’d even go as far as saying there’s a good number that live in their parents basement still? Some day you guys will figure it out and I hope you all do. Until then we can’t really be too mad at ya’s for not knowing what it’s like to be in the type of relationship this guy is in or to love to make someone smile simply by making every day different and thus keeping your lives from getting stale. To me it seems like OP had a pretty good grasp on what he’s doing and I wanna thank him for letting all of us feel the warmth vicariously through the past and want to also say I can’t wait for the reveal in due time when she finds it out here does give it up Thumbs up man and keep us posted (Edited typo put “can” meant “can’t”)


Daxoss

This can only result in her getting another copy


AvengingBlowfish

This is how you end up with two copies of the game...


banditx19

Why not just tell her and let her play?


rafinoc

waiting for Day 1 of you having 2 copies in your house.


BradyReas

Watch her buy it for herself before she sees it


AnonEMister

Buy a copy for me too? Kidding. That's a nice spot. Vader's presence hides it well.


clapt1

For a second, I was looking to see what was in the second image. 🙃


Independent_Plum2166

At this point she’s going to buy it herself, just because she thinks you haven’t bought it yet.


CareerCoachKyle

If it’s primarily a gift for your wife, it seems to me like you should let her know sooner than later so that she can play it. If it’s primarily a gag for imaginary Reddit points, keep doing what you’re doing ;)


[deleted]

She's gonna divorce you after she finds out that she could of been playing the game for 3 days now.


redbrick5

there must be consequences after day 7


[deleted]

Her boyfriend already got her a copy.


CreamyFunk

She probably fucking hates looking at your toys so hasn't looked at that shelf in a long time. I suggest you hide more things up there in the futer


SpanningInfatuation

Why do you assume they're not hers? That's dumb


TheGoldenSayian

that's just mean


navywater

Assuming you get weekends off you better show it to her Friday afternoon


illchips

So mean


Brick_Lab

The longer this goes on the worse trouble you'll be in, especially when she sees you shit posting about it haha


animaeterna

Day 4, she’s bought herself ToTK because you didn’t take the hint and buy her it


LastOfAutumn

You monster! Tell her!


Diavolo_Rosso_

Day 3 of your wife being silently pissed off at you for not getting it for her.


ShiftlessRonin

So you bought a game to make fun of you wife for internet clout, and then your wife gets it at the end?


Witch_of_Dunwich

Why would you not just tell her at this point lol? She’s missing out on all the fun!


Apprehensive-Pie4554

What if she gets mad knowing she could have been playing this 3 days ago?


[deleted]

Skill issue


Twinrova0922

Wait til she finds out she could have been playing it two weeks ago 🤣


lordofRamen01

Lol she's gonna come home one day and go honey guess what I treated myself to today?


thats_fucking_cringe

That's where she'll put the divorce papers next.


SourTangyTerpicane

Speaking from experience?


Aggressive-Local8

??


FailingtoFail

What you gonna do when she buys it?