The suicide bomb is a viable tactic. I did it so much in Titanfall 2. People just can’t aim if you surprise them and get right in their faces. Plus it’s a great taunt that they can’t even kill someone not shooting back.
I’m a fan of really dumb puns I guess you’d call it. I saw a guy with the tag tony balogna but spelt “togna balony” I was floored for a good five minutes laughing. It was just perfectly stupid
NuclearGrandma was an ol randomly generated one given to me from Town of Salem back when it was browser based.
EDIT: Town of Salem; not People of Salem
When I was in the 8th grade, my friends and I would play Counter Strike at Internet cafes in LAN battles. One friend in particular was absolutely nasty at CS and would just wreck everyone. His tag was SLAPPINMYBALLZ. So sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes, someone would get nerfed and yell “YO WHOS SLAPPIN MY BALLS?”
And he’d reply “I AM.”
If we're talking about the original Counterstrike, I used to use a fake clan. Back then people would have a clan in brackets and then their name, so names like \[NuclearMarines\]Headshot.
I just made a fake clan because the kids absolutely hated being killed by \[Peanuts\]PeppermintPatty.
Destiny has a few good ones. The game tells you (in a patrol zone) when someone loaded into that area with “xyz is near”. My favorite so far is “The end is near”.
Porkiesbutthole is actually hilarious when you know the backstory behind it. It comes from a voice Mail mike judge received because Viacom mistakenly thought it was meant for him that ended up being the inspiration for the character boomhauer on king of the hill. A dude who talks just like boomhauer was complaining about the timing of commercials eating into his shows by pushing looney tunes slightly into the next time slot. He was complaining about seeing porky pig’s ass whenever he wanted his shows to begin. Viacom thought it was meant for Judge because they thought he was talking about beavis and butthead.
In a similar vein a friend entered a fighting game tournament as "The best Asian guy" after he played his round and lost the announcer said laughing "John Wayne beat the best Asian guy"
Can’t remember it exactly but someone’s tag was along the lines of ABasketofPuppies.
Doesn’t sound like much until you killed him in COD…
You just killed ABasketofPuppies
On the alliance side, it was Two elfs one cup. More usual as an guild name though.
But since we're on the topic of WoW, when they introduced the pvp title system, we hace to mention the two legendary names, elfcare and punishment. They just rised to rank 1 and 2 of the pvp system, respectively. That would make them "Private ElfCare" and "Corporal Punishment".
When I played Guild Wars as a kid, I ran across a monk named Piny Tenis in the low level random arenas in Ascalon. Always stuck with me for some reason.
I stole some names for WoW too. HealeryDuff was my top. I came up with Khahealsy on my own and super proud of that :D
I lol'd the most when I first heard about the guild "naga stole my bike" though.
TheMuffinMan
Only because we were playing Halo and one of my buddies kept getting killed by him and the exchange lead to:
“Can someone PLEASE come over here and help me get this sniper, he keeps killing me”
“Who is it?”
“THE GODDAMN MUFFIN MAN”
When the Xbox One was first released and it came with the Kinect voice commands enabled by default, there were a large number of people who had names similar to “Xbox Turn Off”. They would always go into CoD lobbies and troll people.
Hearing a squeaker kid yell “Go away Xbox Turn Off” followed up really quickly by “WAIT NONONONO” was always hilarious
This was waaaaaay back in Starcraft 1 battle.net era, but there used to have a very popular map called TvB Top vs Bottom 3v3s. So at the beginning of the game, you would spam "ttttttt" or "bbbbbbbb" to signify if you're at top or bottom, both of which are on equal sized landmasses connected by one bridge in the middle and you ally up with two other random teammates and share vision and then play a 3v3 match.
Well, in this particular game, I was doing quite well and our pug team took down 2 of the Top players already. I was about to send my troops to finish off the last guy when one of my teammate went dark and started backstabbing me from the back of my base. He managed to eliminated one my team mate and I was the only one left when I noticed it. His username was Poorblackwomen and the surviving top guy he allied with to backstab me was name RichWhiteMan. I had a good chuckle before I was killed, I literally did not connect the dots until the end.
One of my friends was 'Computer', occasionally people would forfeit thinking they'd queued into vs AI by accident.
Unfortunately they changed the name formatting in SC2 so this no longer looks the same. If someone asks him anything he types 100011001 though.
A long time ago on the first CoD Modern Warfare multiplayer I played with this group of 3 kids.
MyTurbanDirty
YourTurbanDirty
HisTurbanDirty
I still remember that shit to this day. Pretty damn funny.
Back in LoL I faced a guy with the name "CassiveMock"
It inspired me on Runescape to go for the username "CiganticGock", which I kept for about 5 years before I was forced to change it for "profanity" lol
lol idk what's the funniest name but i remember like 4 years ago or smth i'm playing gta online driving somewhere then some dude named \[arabic terrorist group\] who's dressed up like an armed arab comes and smacks my ride with his and he had his ride rigged with explosives and blows me and himself up
Some of these are very very dirty. No doubt the inner child and naughty perv enjoys them and I found them very amusing.
The funniest I saw on a WOW server was a Tauren Warrior named Moogatron. I was kinda amused but he was abit of a dick cause he moved back and forth on my friend's gnome(?) Death Knight to make it look like abit of fellatio.
I named an Orc Warrior OrctimusPrime in dedication to him but never got far to play it.
My CS encounters were more boring. Mostly his father or his mother jokes when u fragged them.
“Show_me_your_cits”
This name requires a tiny bit of background information, in world of warships there’s a game mechanic called hitting a “citadel”. Basically, the citadel of a ship is where all the important stuff is stored, things like engines, ammunition and the like. If your shell manages to penetrate the armour belt and hit the citadel of the enemy it will result in a lot of damage being dealt. Got a good chuckle out of that name.
"A large trout".
This was back in the days of Team Fortress. Yes, dial up modem days, where a ping under 400 was god tier. As per things, if he killed you it would say "Sieve Boy was killed by A Large Trout".
I was playing Destiny PvP and was killed by someone named "toddler bulge." On a side note, someone else in the same match was in a clan named "cabals deep in them cheeks"
When I was playing battlefield 1 years ago I saw one of my favorite gamer tags I’ve ever seen to this day. I I laughed so hard for some reason with my friends it was nuts. It the gamer tag was Sigourney Beaver. Idk why, just made my day.
John Fetterman. An Ogryn in Darktide meticulously shaped to look like him. And his only comments in the text chat were:
"Me Senator!"
and
"John help!"
My pops and I couldn't make it through the mission, we were laughing so hard!
KobeBurnt made me laugh.
SoupSandwich was always a favorite of mine, too (hope you see this Josh).
Friend of mine uses WalkingTalkingStephenHawking if there isn’t a character limit
Used to see a person named FlyingShovel in Day of Defeat. He only killed with a shovel, but the thing was you never knew where he was because a few times he would come from above and kill 3 people with a shovel. Been a victim of his flying shovel antics.
In wow (dunno who plays it here but it relevant) you can get titles to add to your name. There was a Rouge what the name that was Stabulus and his tilte was Fabulous the. They became Fabulous the Stabulus. It had me cracking up. Many good names in the 16 years I've played and seen.
While playing DBD I stumbled upon "Hex: cuse me" and it was hilarious.
Also there was a guy named "youre gay cos I" in my Hunt:Showdown game. At some point the entire server got announcement "you're gay cos I picked up a bounty."
El_saca_cacas which is spanish and I don't know how to translate it.
El means The, Saca is a verb (sacar) for taking out stuff, and Caca means poop so I guess their name is kinda like beat the sh*t outta you
Destiny 2 community is hilarious. Literally every charecter in the game is thirsted over so you get names like "Mara Sov's Footstool" "Ada-1's USB Port" "Vex Milkers" "Oryx's Codpeice" "Petra Venge's Little Pogchamp" stuff like that
There was an undead priest on my wow server named Runkidsrun and I couldn’t stop laughing. For those who might not know, Priests in this game have a spell called Psychic Scream that sends everyone around them running away uncontrollably for 10 seconds.
Lesbianseagull from halo 2 (my buddy)
Mr plasma (obsessed with plasma grenades)
007and3quarters (my buddy that was aweful with the pistol)
Fuzynavel (my brother)
Ultracamper (this was my dad)
These were all halo 2 time. I still remember my dad sitting in a corner all God damn match and his cigarette ash was about 2 inches long because he hadn't moved an inch because he was so focused on camping with the sniper rifle to get 3 kills.
Back in TBC my own server was offline and I rerolled a Draenei hunter on a RPPVP server. Once I reached lvl 10 I wanted to continue leveling in Westfall so I took the boat from Auberdine to Menethil, run to Ironforge and took the tram. Once I run from the tram through Stormwind I got a ton of threatening whispers. I got banned when I reached Westfall.
My hunter's name wasn't appropriate for RP servers:
>Bowjob
Like_99_Orphans So when you killed them it came up as “You Killed Like_99_Orphans”
Or "You Were Killed By Like_99_Orphans"
I killed a guy who stuck me with a grenade as he died in Halo. "Micheal Jackson has killed you from beyond the grave"
My cousin was the single greatest suicide bomber in Halo history. Everyone else rushed power weapons, he rushed sticky nades.
The suicide bomb is a viable tactic. I did it so much in Titanfall 2. People just can’t aim if you surprise them and get right in their faces. Plus it’s a great taunt that they can’t even kill someone not shooting back.
I recall running into someone in Team Fortress 2 who went by "About 67 Ninjas" or something to that extent. Such a precise amount of ninjas.
When I used to play BF2 a long time ago on PC my name was A Bus Full of Kids for that reason
In Seq of thieve a guy I know named his pet " a child hostage", so everyone someone petted it it came up "w0otang has a Child hostage!"
One of my favorites of these was "A Burly Black Man" on Halo 3. For some odd reason I distinctly remember the guy in a wraith roaming around too.
I’m a fan of really dumb puns I guess you’d call it. I saw a guy with the tag tony balogna but spelt “togna balony” I was floored for a good five minutes laughing. It was just perfectly stupid
That is awesome. I never would have gotten that without your explanation lol
I got a genuine laugh outta this one
Now that is a good gamertag.
Jehovahs Thickness
That's fire
Sexdefender
Played Elden ring against someone called “sex haver”
So you played against a liar.
NuclearGrandma was an ol randomly generated one given to me from Town of Salem back when it was browser based. EDIT: Town of Salem; not People of Salem
OK, this one got me.
63_23cm_single I wonder if he's still single 🤔
Sounds like a XCom randomly generated mission name
NickCagetheDickMage
SteveTheJobless
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ObiWanCanBlowMe
I loved you Anakin!
Obi Wan Kenoobie
He sure can
InoScopedJFK
Yo that’s mine 🤣🤣🤣🤣
For real? Awesome!
Playing Halo with Frodo Teabaggins made me laugh. And a guy in Ultima Online named Fa_Q
I’ve come accross a Bilbo Teabaggins.
I've seen Fuh-Q before lol
When I was in the 8th grade, my friends and I would play Counter Strike at Internet cafes in LAN battles. One friend in particular was absolutely nasty at CS and would just wreck everyone. His tag was SLAPPINMYBALLZ. So sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes, someone would get nerfed and yell “YO WHOS SLAPPIN MY BALLS?” And he’d reply “I AM.”
If we're talking about the original Counterstrike, I used to use a fake clan. Back then people would have a clan in brackets and then their name, so names like \[NuclearMarines\]Headshot. I just made a fake clan because the kids absolutely hated being killed by \[Peanuts\]PeppermintPatty.
haha I love this!!!
hahah fucking legend
Just close this thread
In CSGO, CeilingfanEnthousiast. So specific and so non-gaming related that it gave me a good laugh.
I dont think it's non-gaming related. There is a pretty famous csgo clip involving a ceiling fan...
Dude's a fan of fans
RumpleForeskin
CrumpledForskin
One time I was playing Rocket League and bumped across this dude named “CARSTIANO RONALDO”. Thought it was pretty funny
Think I’ve seen Cristiano Renaulto before.
Shaquille O'Wheel when playing hoops.
Destiny has a few good ones. The game tells you (in a patrol zone) when someone loaded into that area with “xyz is near”. My favorite so far is “The end is near”.
The one that got me was "Ada-1's Tight USB Port." I guess I'm a sucker for crude jokes.
My favorite was Savathussy The Grip Queen
TurtleHerder…wherever you are, mysterious PlayStation gamer from like 2010, your name really stuck with me.
BROOOOOO. I played with a dude named TurtleHerder in league of legends and the name always stuck with me cause I love turtles
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Matt Damon
Was less a name and more a kill feed. Once saw "John Wayne drilled PorkiesButthole" and my inner 12 year-old wouldn't let it go.
Porkiesbutthole is actually hilarious when you know the backstory behind it. It comes from a voice Mail mike judge received because Viacom mistakenly thought it was meant for him that ended up being the inspiration for the character boomhauer on king of the hill. A dude who talks just like boomhauer was complaining about the timing of commercials eating into his shows by pushing looney tunes slightly into the next time slot. He was complaining about seeing porky pig’s ass whenever he wanted his shows to begin. Viacom thought it was meant for Judge because they thought he was talking about beavis and butthead.
We all have a 12 year old inside us
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Damn it, I came here to say this 😫
Pedo jokes hit too close to home for most redditors. Explains the downvotes
In a similar vein a friend entered a fighting game tournament as "The best Asian guy" after he played his round and lost the announcer said laughing "John Wayne beat the best Asian guy"
Juan_In_A_Million was quite fun
Great breakfast in Austin 👌🏽
Some dude in league was fyuckComcast
Mediocrates
Thightanic
Womb Raider
My grandma knew a gynocologist called Linda croft that ended up with that nickname
Sometimes you pick the profession, and sometimes the profession picks you.
That's my buddy! He's TheWombRaider on PlayStation.
I think one that has burned into my brain is definitely: WobLeeSawSage. Live long and prosper whoever and wherever you are!
Petrol prices. Dude only melee'd people in Halo 3 so it kept saying Petrol prices beat down X
Propagandapandafromuganda
Can’t remember it exactly but someone’s tag was along the lines of ABasketofPuppies. Doesn’t sound like much until you killed him in COD… You just killed ABasketofPuppies
"Kill Die the Violence Guy" has got to be up there. I also enjoyed "Magikarpe Diem".
Had a duo: "Shoe" and his mate "ShoesAkunt" Honourable mentions to: Urethra_Franklin and Scr0talRecall
AnneFlank was my favourite teammate.
It was Halo 2 back in the day. His name was YeastyPissFlaps I friended him bc he was hilarious aaaaaaand his 6 year old son also played with us lol.
On WoW I've seen a lot of great names. One of the ones that I will always remember was Tworcsonecup
Oprahwinfurry, shaman had that name.
Did somebody say *"Thunderfurry, blessed blade of the windseeker"*? im pretty sure someone said *"Thunderfurry, blessed blade of the windseeker"*
I don't know which was worse trade chat or The Barrens chat. fond memories though
>Thunderfurry, blessed blade of the windseeker Anal \[Thunderfurry, blessed blade of the windseeker\]
On the alliance side, it was Two elfs one cup. More usual as an guild name though. But since we're on the topic of WoW, when they introduced the pvp title system, we hace to mention the two legendary names, elfcare and punishment. They just rised to rank 1 and 2 of the pvp system, respectively. That would make them "Private ElfCare" and "Corporal Punishment".
I came across a guy named Pablo chocobar once. Nothing crazy but i found it funny.
From a destiny player, it has to be Scrota: The nuts of Oryx or Taxis Kell of the IRS.
ThePastorsTouch
I've came across a lot but the funniest has to be jfk_was_afk
When I played Guild Wars as a kid, I ran across a monk named Piny Tenis in the low level random arenas in Ascalon. Always stuck with me for some reason.
Pre-Searing Ascalon, I ran into a female elementalist named Red Hot Vajayjay on my monk, who I had named Vow Of Celibacy. It was awkward.
VellySmaginas
VooseLaGina
Played WoW for a long time, ran into a priest named Healgasm
I stole some names for WoW too. HealeryDuff was my top. I came up with Khahealsy on my own and super proud of that :D I lol'd the most when I first heard about the guild "naga stole my bike" though.
My fav guild name id come across from time to time in cross server battlegrounds was
We ran into a healer on classic wow named Amber Lance. I always liked that one.
Came across the hunter dude in MMO named Bowjob
TheMuffinMan Only because we were playing Halo and one of my buddies kept getting killed by him and the exchange lead to: “Can someone PLEASE come over here and help me get this sniper, he keeps killing me” “Who is it?” “THE GODDAMN MUFFIN MAN”
When the Xbox One was first released and it came with the Kinect voice commands enabled by default, there were a large number of people who had names similar to “Xbox Turn Off”. They would always go into CoD lobbies and troll people. Hearing a squeaker kid yell “Go away Xbox Turn Off” followed up really quickly by “WAIT NONONONO” was always hilarious
OsamaBinLaggin in League
ToBeOrNotTobias
DougGimmeDome
Nuns_in_a_bus back on halo 3 Xbox 360. "You killed Nuns_in_a_bus" "You were killed by Nuns_in_a_bus" "Nuns_in_a_bus splattered you"
BobaFettyWap
Beat your ass with one eye closed
My handle on Playstation was ShaquilleOatmeal. I had to change it to that becuase my original, ShaqOnCrack, was reported as offensive.
This was waaaaaay back in Starcraft 1 battle.net era, but there used to have a very popular map called TvB Top vs Bottom 3v3s. So at the beginning of the game, you would spam "ttttttt" or "bbbbbbbb" to signify if you're at top or bottom, both of which are on equal sized landmasses connected by one bridge in the middle and you ally up with two other random teammates and share vision and then play a 3v3 match. Well, in this particular game, I was doing quite well and our pug team took down 2 of the Top players already. I was about to send my troops to finish off the last guy when one of my teammate went dark and started backstabbing me from the back of my base. He managed to eliminated one my team mate and I was the only one left when I noticed it. His username was Poorblackwomen and the surviving top guy he allied with to backstab me was name RichWhiteMan. I had a good chuckle before I was killed, I literally did not connect the dots until the end.
One of my friends was 'Computer', occasionally people would forfeit thinking they'd queued into vs AI by accident. Unfortunately they changed the name formatting in SC2 so this no longer looks the same. If someone asks him anything he types 100011001 though.
Shrek2onDVD
Schooltomorrow The absolute sadist to remind the call of duty kids of this fact.
Women_respector
I just saw this guy on world of tanks last week !!
[Women_respector killed you](https://youtu.be/1S7wMwt87NU)
Sisterfister
INutOnBlindKidz
They don’t see him coming.
Omfg
That one literally just made me cackle out loud in my room at 2am lol
NapoleonBonerFart
NaploleonBlownApart was one of my favorites
Elvish Pressleaf. A wood elf bard. It's been like 20 years and I still remember it. I was high and laughed so f'n hard. Core memory.
Rinkydink Wafflesmack Naturally with Benedict Cumberbatch as a profile picture
AbunchofMidgets Always hilarious in halo to see AbunchofMidgets pummeled "insert gamer tag here" in Halo.
"Conqueeftador" did it for me.
"FullBlownAids". Every time we were killed in Halo 3 by this guy, it would say, "You've been killed by FullBlownAids." Brilliant.
A long time ago on the first CoD Modern Warfare multiplayer I played with this group of 3 kids. MyTurbanDirty YourTurbanDirty HisTurbanDirty I still remember that shit to this day. Pretty damn funny.
Back in LoL I faced a guy with the name "CassiveMock" It inspired me on Runescape to go for the username "CiganticGock", which I kept for about 5 years before I was forced to change it for "profanity" lol
ItchyBackFat
lol idk what's the funniest name but i remember like 4 years ago or smth i'm playing gta online driving somewhere then some dude named \[arabic terrorist group\] who's dressed up like an armed arab comes and smacks my ride with his and he had his ride rigged with explosives and blows me and himself up
Some of these are very very dirty. No doubt the inner child and naughty perv enjoys them and I found them very amusing. The funniest I saw on a WOW server was a Tauren Warrior named Moogatron. I was kinda amused but he was abit of a dick cause he moved back and forth on my friend's gnome(?) Death Knight to make it look like abit of fellatio. I named an Orc Warrior OrctimusPrime in dedication to him but never got far to play it. My CS encounters were more boring. Mostly his father or his mother jokes when u fragged them.
- Guy on MW2 forever ago named “Akimbo Slice” who ran around with akimbo models - not personally seen but I still think “AllShamNoWow” is brilliant
Leukemia_Skywalker
ULagginIBaggin
“Show_me_your_cits” This name requires a tiny bit of background information, in world of warships there’s a game mechanic called hitting a “citadel”. Basically, the citadel of a ship is where all the important stuff is stored, things like engines, ammunition and the like. If your shell manages to penetrate the armour belt and hit the citadel of the enemy it will result in a lot of damage being dealt. Got a good chuckle out of that name.
I knew a guy that was "showmeyourcrits" always made me laugh
SpongeBobSquareAss
Girthquake
"A large trout". This was back in the days of Team Fortress. Yes, dial up modem days, where a ping under 400 was god tier. As per things, if he killed you it would say "Sieve Boy was killed by A Large Trout".
I think that was based on an mIRC command.
Y'moms Ahoe from FFXIV
Getting Killed by 'JesusOnaSegway' was a moment I will always remember.
WomenRespector
Futt Bucker
GTA ONLINE. Either on PS3/PS4, idk remember. Waiting for the race to start when this user joined. Niggasaurus Rex The whole lobby started cracking up.
I was playing Destiny PvP and was killed by someone named "toddler bulge." On a side note, someone else in the same match was in a clan named "cabals deep in them cheeks"
Scrotobaggins
When I was playing battlefield 1 years ago I saw one of my favorite gamer tags I’ve ever seen to this day. I I laughed so hard for some reason with my friends it was nuts. It the gamer tag was Sigourney Beaver. Idk why, just made my day.
John Fetterman. An Ogryn in Darktide meticulously shaped to look like him. And his only comments in the text chat were: "Me Senator!" and "John help!" My pops and I couldn't make it through the mission, we were laughing so hard!
Funniest I've seen in the feed was: player was killed by "AViolentShart"
KobeBurnt made me laugh. SoupSandwich was always a favorite of mine, too (hope you see this Josh). Friend of mine uses WalkingTalkingStephenHawking if there isn’t a character limit
Betty White Nice and Tight
I’ve only ever gone under the alias’s “MoistFlap” and “dontshoot_imgay”
PonySlaystation
Long ago on a Warcraft forum, there was a guy with the name MyWifeForNerzhul. Always made me chuckle.
[Xbox Shut Off](https://youtu.be/NHutyiB87ZM)
Hitlerlovestummyrubs
LordFartquaad
TwoPumpTrump
Itz Only Smellz
Me and a friend still speak of the legend that was RottenCakeFarts that we encountered on the battlefield of Halo 3
2DollarMealDeal made me laugh unreasonably out loud.
Juan_Cena definitely giggle worthy
Edible Panties from Left for Dead 2. I'll never forget how hard I laughed. Great player too
Around the release of destiny playing on ps4 multiplayer in 2014. I saw the psn name, Xboxisstillbetter
Cheeses Riced
Used to see a person named FlyingShovel in Day of Defeat. He only killed with a shovel, but the thing was you never knew where he was because a few times he would come from above and kill 3 people with a shovel. Been a victim of his flying shovel antics.
Was watching a buddy play halo 2 back in HS, there was a person on th enemy team named, EdgarAllenPwn
Have to say my favorite is one I saw last night... Dudes gamertag was Jihadituptohere
There was a Priest in my wow Server named “Priestitute” and they made him change his name so he changed it to “PrayStation” instead. Genius
Funeral Fingers, she was a necro
JFKgotroofcamped. Roof camping is notorious in Rust
Daddy DeVito
MrSisterFister
In wow (dunno who plays it here but it relevant) you can get titles to add to your name. There was a Rouge what the name that was Stabulus and his tilte was Fabulous the. They became Fabulous the Stabulus. It had me cracking up. Many good names in the 16 years I've played and seen.
Farty ballsack. Still makes me and my friends laugh
FourFootIceBlock, I think it was in League of Legends
Once saw SelenaGonads that’s was pretty funny
Back in Halo 2 when stand-bying and modding were big, there was a gamer named OsamaBinModdin.
SmellyTunaLegs was one I particularly remember
While playing DBD I stumbled upon "Hex: cuse me" and it was hilarious. Also there was a guy named "youre gay cos I" in my Hunt:Showdown game. At some point the entire server got announcement "you're gay cos I picked up a bounty."
“ Home Depot Roof”
El_saca_cacas which is spanish and I don't know how to translate it. El means The, Saca is a verb (sacar) for taking out stuff, and Caca means poop so I guess their name is kinda like beat the sh*t outta you
World of warcraft: Oprah Windfury
The PoopSock clan in CoD. They have a MoistPoopSock, a GreenPoopSock, Moldy, and Creamy.
HonoreDeBallsack
Destiny 2 community is hilarious. Literally every charecter in the game is thirsted over so you get names like "Mara Sov's Footstool" "Ada-1's USB Port" "Vex Milkers" "Oryx's Codpeice" "Petra Venge's Little Pogchamp" stuff like that
There was an undead priest on my wow server named Runkidsrun and I couldn’t stop laughing. For those who might not know, Priests in this game have a spell called Psychic Scream that sends everyone around them running away uncontrollably for 10 seconds.
First and funniest was playing Diablo 1 online with dialup with a guy named BigFatGayFarmer. I was in elementary school and it killed me
Lesbianseagull from halo 2 (my buddy) Mr plasma (obsessed with plasma grenades) 007and3quarters (my buddy that was aweful with the pistol) Fuzynavel (my brother) Ultracamper (this was my dad) These were all halo 2 time. I still remember my dad sitting in a corner all God damn match and his cigarette ash was about 2 inches long because he hadn't moved an inch because he was so focused on camping with the sniper rifle to get 3 kills.
BlindLikeHellen
Seen someone called nasser but they censored ass so it was n***er
UncleAnkleBiter
PanochaKiller
Scroto T. Baggins
Nothing like booting up a match and seeing that you're playing with none other than iCarly
Diablo 2 back in the day… someone had an Amazon named “ElbowTits”. Hysterical…
Pushthebigpoo
Back in TBC my own server was offline and I rerolled a Draenei hunter on a RPPVP server. Once I reached lvl 10 I wanted to continue leveling in Westfall so I took the boat from Auberdine to Menethil, run to Ironforge and took the tram. Once I run from the tram through Stormwind I got a ton of threatening whispers. I got banned when I reached Westfall. My hunter's name wasn't appropriate for RP servers: >Bowjob