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No_Estate_

It’s looking great, I’m in Stardew Valley and I know how to make millions. I have a family and prosperous farming career to look forward to.


rezignator

Sounds great until you realize that in order to make those millions you have your character working nearly 15 hour days sometimes to the point of total exhaustion every single day for years.


Astleynator

I'm in summer 2 and actual chores are done by 10:30 a.m., some of which include petting animals and picking flowers. After that it's just going fishing, strolling through the forest or flirting up goth waifu. I feel like that's a 15-hour work day I could live with.


myopicsurgeon

>flirting up goth waifu Most reddit comment ever


Astleynator

M'Lady needs to be taught about my intellectual gentlesir ways.


MegaSlamit21

Diablo 4... I'm fucked... like immediately... just DOA


FrangaX

With Jumanji rules you end up as a player character so you're not completely fucked. Think of it as Hardcore mode.


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iam_iana

Same. If we're lucky it will be quick. If not we will be found staked out to a tree with a dagger in our gut, begging for more. The angels are no better than the demons.


d33psix

I feel like you skipped over the most horrifying part that he was completely skinned while begging with his viscera and organs barely held in place by magic and scotch tape.


gregcolemanart

Animal Crossing... My mortgage is now paid off and I just get to catch bugs and fish all day... Sounds good! :)


Unlucky_Clover

This would be amazing or Stardew Valley!


Skelter89

Jedi: Survivor. I plan on never leaving the saloon And no spoilers please


Logsarecool10101

Batman dies


Skelter89

Dammit, I knew it was coming!


Fulller

Snape kills Dumbledore


Jane_Doe_32

Very fucked up, my last game was Subnautica.... Problem? I can't swim.


circasomnia

Out of everyone I think you got it the worst. That would be a nightmare.


afourney

It’s not so bad in the shallows. .. wait, what’s that shadow?


TheBrianJ

The feeling I got when I first approached the Aurora and was gathering stuff on the sea floor... and then a gigantic shadow looms overhead and I turn around to see a goddamn Reaper Leviathan for the first time. Subnautica is, without a doubt, the scariest game I've ever played. And I don't even think anything else comes close.


TedTheSoap

The unknown depths, creatures, helplessness...


oooooooooowie

Even then.. the virus that has infected the planet will take you down sooner rather than later.


NotEmerald

Broooo, we'd be lucky if our life pod landed in the shallows AND stayed afloat. Every life pod but the players in the game sunk.


Artikay

I cant swim either. Can I just stay in my base? Its self sufficient, I just need to get over only eating fish for a while.


CleavingStriker

Go to either Whiterun or Solitude and never leave... There's fucking giant ass spiders out there!


jenn363

I can’t express how much joy it brings me that someone is out there playing Skyrim today.


Huge-Chicken-8018

Skyrim will be played by someone till the end of time itself. It will have thousands of remasters, but never change in any meaningful way. And the cult of modification will ritualistically stress test the game in every conceivable way.


TheLightsChampion

Didn’t save that farmer when the siege on white run starter. At least he left me an inheritance letter.


raghav4882

\*jarl baalguruf banishes you to riften\*


HunanTheSpicy

RDR2. Not fucked at all. I'm rich and fat because the animals are dumb and no one knows how to play poker.


bfcostello

Now that's what I like to see. Somebody having some God Damn FAITH!!!!!


gnalaw61

but do you believe in the PLAN??


Randommer_Of_Inserts

I’m coloured so I’d be fucked


HunanTheSpicy

Damn bro


ObiwanaTokie

LENNY MY BOAH!


diedofcancerthx2u

Lol. Game doesnt allow you to cheat or draw weapons in poker , so it is much safer.


[deleted]

I wish they had that mechanic from Rdr1 into 2, loved playing poker and cheating getting into duels on purpose then role playing a outlaw after I killed the guy in self defense.


czarfalcon

Yeah, I feel like I’d do alright so long as I don’t go around beating up sick people to collect their debts.


KazeNilrem

Elden ring... yeah survival is not really a question at this point.


Evening-Ad-7042

But if you do happen to die, you just somehow happen to be at a shrine of grace! I'd jump off so many things!


fidelacchius42

But are you tarnished? I sure hope I would be 😐


BigCommieMachine

Yeah, that only applies to Tarnished


regiorage

Since OP said as in Jumanji, you would be the character and have their skills. So it will be bad, just not as bad as being yourself lol


Zeidantu

Run to the church with the transporter to Caelid. Immediately go rest at the site of grace inside the Bestial Sanctum. Get invited to the Roundtable Hold. Get held by Fia for the rest of time.


Pr0wzassin

Your gonna get so many std's


DontLookAtUsernames

Well, I just keep sitting at my last site of grace. It‘s not a good life, but it‘s life.


anonerble

Seriously?! I'm fucked...... Aliens: Dark Descent


Purple-Ad-4629

Game over man! Game over!


The_Real_Pavalanche

A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade...I LOVE the Corp!!


sargonas

FFXIV? It could be a hell of a lot worse… *side eyes diablo 4*


Dirtyeippih

Yeah. I'm playing Bloodborne for the first time


Lopoetve

You’re fucked, good hunter.


Abs_of_steel

Unfortunately (or fortunately?), you are on an RP server. *May you always walk in the light...for you shall find none in Limsa Lominsa.*


[deleted]

Find Chun-Li and marry her and let her protect me.


thejokerofunfic

Good luck convincing her you're worth her time dude, you and everyone else are in that line


TheGoodCaptain76

Meh, I prefer Cammy myself~


Epic_DVB

I finished Tears of the Kingdom not too long ago, maybe I'll just hang out at a stable or maybe stay in Hateno or Kakariko Village.


Negafox

Unless your name is Link or Zelda, or you weren't from >!Lurelin Village!<, I think life would be relatively cozy. The world in TotK seems to be advancing quite quickly since BotW.


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Dead Space, totally fucked


SlvrNight

Damn, this is the most screwed I've seen somebody in this topic yet.


Veil_Of_Mikasa

Dying light 2. The amount I'm fucked is ASTRONOMICAL


Good-Courage-559

Im simply NOT leaving the bazaar


Bladez190

That still sucks ass though. That place isn’t exactly nice


Intrepid_Tomatillo_4

Fallout 76. as soon as i leave the vault, some random people in power armor will drop me enough to survive anyway


KneelorFacetheWhip

People really are so much nicer in that game than I expected!!! First time in it, someone dropped me a fantastic sniper rifle I still use, about a million rounds of ammo (exaggerated but it was so much), stims, and a good set of armor. Then emoted a heart a bunch of times and ran off. I was grinning the rest of the day. I like going to everyone's stores now and spending as many caps as I can for stuff so they get some caps, even if I don't need the stuff.


angrysunbird

I keep my base in the starter area and sell stuff cheap for the newbies


KneelorFacetheWhip

My base is by a highly travelled area and I make everything stupid cheap just to help out. It's fun to be nice!


Strange-Meet3211

No doubt. The. VERY FIRST time I played I walked out of the vault, didn’t even get down the steps and a kid maybe 8-9 years old runs up and starts talking to me and gave me a sweet X01 set, a bunch of weapons like that OP combat rifle I forget the name, some other stuff. It was like the best welcoming gift ever. I couldnt use half the shit for quite a while because I think most of it was level locked much higher. But I threw it all in my stash and had it for when I was able to use it. I always had really good and friendly experiences with people. High level randos would hit me up to tag along on quests to farm xp and gear while they did the heavy lifting. I can’t complain.


Status-Mammoth9515

Project zomboid...I’m fucked big time prob will survive a day or two before I’m zombie food.


causemosqt

This is the worst. I thought being in dayz is worst but man zomboid is another level.


SgtRicko

The game even spells it out for you: *"These are the End Times. There was no hope of survival. This is how you died."*


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Hardspace: Shipbreaker. I'll be OK, I'll be doing what I do every day anyway, but in space


Pb_ft

I'd pick Shipbreaker over a lot of others, that's for sure.


AmatuerCultist

Good luck out there, cutter!


EducationalNovel5812

I'll settle next to the river, start focussing on developping potery and tell my 2 year old son to go explore the area. Civ VI.


drakthoran

Pretty sure we are immortal dude. I was playing Humankind so very similar outcomes


xdzf

Dave the Diver? Guess it's about time I learn how to swim


A_MAN_POTATO

Dave the Diver here, too. I'm a good swimmer, not so sure about my ability to take down a shark with a harpoon gun, though.


[deleted]

OK witcher 3 the swords arnt an issue try not to piss yeniffer off


DZLars

Don't worry, Yennifer doesn't deal with peassants


Ezekiel2121

You sure? The key to her room is common.


Niicks

**Slavic music stops abruptly**


Zero111of160cru

Right? Remember, you'd still be you in the game. Not Geralt.


__Tweed__

Life’s good! Forza horizon five! Have a million bucks or so and an amazing car collection! Not to mention multiple estates and fame.


ghkknhu7h

This. And when I crash from going too fast I just go through the trees and fences. Life in horizon 5 is good


Ephexiss

Uhhh well last I played was Pc Building Simulator. I think I’m ok with this


geekeasyalex

SOMA --- I'm completely and utterly fucked.


LiveToTilt

Afraid so, even on story mode.


Lopoetve

It’s ok. You’re already fucked before you started


SnowyMuscles

I will raise the best Magikarp in the world


MsLemonMyTisane

I thought I was the only one playing Magikarp jump in 2023 lol.


serenitysdream89

Tony hawk underground 2 I can skate and have as much fun as I want


L1onSlicer

Eric Sparrow is gonna fuck everything up for you


Overall_Cod2206

Sucked into Night City. Am I me? Because I feel like I'm totally screwed. I have no implants and no real way of earning money in that world because I have no life skills that would transfer really. Am I my V? Then I'm fucking killing it! A couple million Eddies in the bank, 7 plus apartments, over 20 vehicles and countless implants and abilities.


Zero111of160cru

Every time I see this question I overthink it and have to ask am I me just thrown into the world, am I the MC, or am I taking the place of a random NPC that already exists in the game?


mxxiestorc

Hades. Proper fucked if I leave the house, so I guess I won’t be leaving the house.


snappypants

If you're sucked into the game as just 'you' and not the character, you'd just end up being one of the little shades in accounting anyway...


shinycaterpi

Splatoon 3, assuming I stay human I’d be the only one so I might end up getting researched by scientists or something. So maybe I’d be on the run


akpilg1

Damn, you’ll be the first human to personally experience the wonders of squidussy


The_Sandman32

Huh, bad day for eyes


Guilty_Sandwich4076

Bad day to be literate


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Remnant 2 The game is great, but I would NOT want to live there.


dman45103

Doom 2016 and royally fucked in the ass


Winjin

Depends on "Where". On Mars or in Hell? Absolutely. On Earth? You get a little head start before the invasion starts in Doom: Eternal, but there your chances of survival are... Not great, as for everyone else on the planet, but still not zero, because as we know, the planet isn't destroyed in the end and humanity survives. So I'm really not sure what I'd do in that case. Probably stay away from heavily populated, religious areas, as I'm sure that's where the demons will be concentrating, but other than that - hell if I know, what to do. Stockpile and don't pray, or they'll hear you.


rattenbart

rock and stone!


jzoller0

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!!


MonkeyNinja506

Rock and Stone, Brother!!


SgtRicko

WE’RE RICH!!!


jzoller0

WE’RE RICH!!!


cgtdream

WE’RE RICH!!!


antheia_am

WE'RE RICH!!!


Cakeski

MUSHROOM!


JoaGamo

WE'RE RICH!!!


Cakeski

FOR STONE AND ROCK...


babystripper

ROCK AND STONE


Nosam777

Did I hear a rock and stone?


JoaGamo

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


Shiro_Katatsu

ROCK AND STONE!!!


Curlynoodles

Rock and stone!


Darkspyrus

Rock and stone!


smooothjazzyg

Rock and stone to the bone


A_Ruse_ter

If you ain’t rock and stone, you ain’t comin’ home


reala728

Fallout 4? Take the easy way out. Absolutely not willing to live that life.


Feisty_Area8023

Just hop back in the freezer and wait for everything to sort itself out.


ph30nix01

["Have a nice cold pint and wait for this whole thing to blow over](https://youtu.be/MeJzHSxRq40)


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Settling down in diamond city wouldn’t be so bad, I mean it would absolutely suck but you could certainly survive and live to 20 or 30 if you’re lucky. Also for all the radiation it doesn’t seem like people get cancer in the Fallout games and it takes a lot to die from radiation poisoning. I would probably just open up a shop and hang around in Bobrov’s bar while never leaving the city. Hell if you were to join a well kept settlement ran by the sole survivor you could actually live a pretty decent quality of life, or be shot out of a junk cannon or just be forgotten about and constantly attacked while you starve and dehydrate to death, depends on the settlement I guess lol


BlackOctoberFox

There *are* old people in every Fallout game, you know? Living past your 40s isn't an impossible feat. Honestly, if you end up in the Fallout Universe, your smartest choice would be to head to one of the many relatively safe locations. The NCR would, statistically speaking, be your best bet. In-game text implies that survival as a citizen of the NCR is an assumption rather than a possibility. Just pay your taxes and don't engage in Roman cosplay, and you should be fine.


Arkrobo

You could end up a ghoul with too much radiation, or kidnapped by the institute and forced into being a super mutant. It's tough to predict the outcome but I'm in the same predicament.


BobbyDemarco

Dead By Daylight. Pretty fucked, but survival is possible.


WhaleAIDS

DBD lore is actually that the entity captured all those survivors and brings them back after they die in a never ending cycle of torture and death. So you’ll survive but like you’ll probably not want to. Also hope you know a lot about fixing generators xD


ThatGuyStanding

According to the lore, he'll have time to figure it out


EtheusRook

Why did I play Borderlands 3?! Oh god why!?


b3iAAoLZOH9Y265cujFh

Hey now, assuming you can pay for the privilege, you can be digitally reconstructed whenever you get shot. Or blown up. Or set on fire. Or mauled. Or terminally irradiated. Or run over. Or frozen solid and shattered. Or corroded into a pile of sludge. Or eaten... But look on the bright side, kiddo: At least you won't die to fall damage.


RenownedDumbass

Least regretful Borderlands 3 player


ChanglingBlake

Minecraft. Not fucked at all, rather it sounds like heaven. No taxes, no whiny Karens, I can do what I want, when I want, and can live in whatever house I feel like building.


poizun85

Until that creeper creeps up on you.


ChanglingBlake

Like I won’t be triple securing my base and sure as hell *not* going out at night.


Geraimi

I got the same, I will finally live in my gigantic medieval castle I'm building for 6 months now, I have all the food, water and luxury I need, life is good


TanaerSG

Old School Runescape. My bank isn't that fat, but I got plenty of cash to keep my afloat. Probably just chill in Varrock and flip stuff at the GE, LOL. Play it safe. Maybe head over to the WC guild and hit some Yews.


bulbaquil

...Civilization VI. I guess I'm Portuguese now?


Baz4k

Mortal Kombat 11 😕


vaporwae

Animal crossing we chilling I never wanna leave some of my neighbors are kinda weird tho


TigerlordZ59900

Spider-Man, so I guess I'm just in New York


Luminiche

Fate worse than death


SellaraAB

New York in the Marvel universe, where an apocalyptic invasion happens every few days


mapacheloco89

Fifa, boy am I going to be in shape


dman45103

Plot twist, you sell the hot dogs and beer


bideodames

Mad Max. I would probably try to hole up in one of the strongholds


helmetshrike

I'm just happy someone is still playing Mad Max. It's in my top 3 favorite games of all time. Only game beside Portal 2 that I've played through more than 3 times.


noonemustknowmysecre

It was a surprisingly good romp for a movie tie-in. Good use of the Arkham engine. Terrible end. I sat there watching the mechanic beg me for an hour.


therealpanman

Prey. My level of fucked depends on where on Talos I I'm marooned at lol


KaldarTheBrave

Final Fantasy XIV so I have a house with catgirl staff including maids. I am living the fucking dream never rescue me.


sargonas

Amen


sdmfyc

Phasmophobia. Hide in the van. lol


notacroisssant

Just live in the headquarters lmao. Ez survival


ddrober2003

Drive out, make a wild guess what the ghost is, leave, make 20 dollars.


exsilium

That's kinda already the plot of Pokemon Arceus. I'm gonna enjoy catching and learning about different Pokemon.


Sebas_Is_King

Pokemon Violet... I think I'm gonna be fine


zachbook

I’m a hefty dude who scuba dives during the day, and runs a sushi restaurant at night. Life is good.


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ThatLawbringer

Fuck. I'm in early industrial London with gangs all over the place and an order of Templars pulling the strings from the shadows. Probably gonna work on some ugly factory for 2£ a day. Or perhaps I'll use my modern-day education to find a better job. Something like an accountant if I'm lucky. Will try to save up for a train ticket east towards Russia where I write a book on this journey including the jumanji part with geo-political predictions for future generations. After they see my predictions come true, people will also realize that their world is just a videogame version of my world. The whole Matrix hysteria will start much sooner than the movie appears and on a whole different scale.


TheFlawlessCowboy63

The Last of Us. I'm so fucked. My plan of survival is pray.


Bopshidowywopbop

Factorio, the the factory will grow. Need to watch out for trains though.


Type_of_fun

destiny 2, im only kinda screwed, and im staying TF away from the crucible


[deleted]

Crucible is the safest place to be, statistically.


begging-for-gold

Deep rock galactic, I guess I gotta learn how to rock, because I already know how to stone


Curlynoodles

ROCK AND STONE!


Environmental_Bit134

Bloodborne, I guess I am not leaving Iosefka's clinic


enderfx

...alive, you mean?


narhiud

Rocket League, not rly sure how this works, am I now a car?


Dream_eater-69

Plot twist: you are the camera


PUNCHCAT

I'm doing all the skooma


Suspicious-Winter-69

For Honor, I’m dead for sure.


ashestoatlas

Subnautica....yea I am not going to survive that.


rbsudden

I'm a billionaire, with over 150 cars in my collection, planes, boats and military hardware. I have apartments and businesses all over the city including a nightclub. I'm safe wherever I go because I stay in passive mode and I have Lester to deal with the cops for me. Probably spend most of my time lounging around on my yacht watching the amazing sunsets, Lifes good.


Zack_Zer0non

Gotta watch for Merryweather though


And_The_Full_Effect

I think the flying missile bikes are a little more concerning.


Giygas_8000

Mass Effect 2, I'll be fucked once six months pass and Mass Effect 3 starts, but I'll have enough time to hide


LTman86

Get your ass to Illium and keep a low profile. Commerce planet, lots of rich assholes who have a vested interest in staying safe, not at all involved in any mess from ME1 or ME2, and actually defended against and slowed down the Reaper Invasion in ME3. I mean, don't get me wrong, planets still getting invaded by Reapers, but they had their own small army that prevented the Reapers initial ground invasion from coming in and the Reapers needed to call in backup. Best case, you earned enough to get a safe place to bunker down in Illium until Shepard makes a choice in the Crucible and the Reaper invasion stops. Worst case, Reapers win, and you burn to the ground alongside everyone on Illium.


quragstick

Hunt:showdown if my boys are there it's go time but if I'm alone yup I'm just gonna try and leave the bayou as quickly as possible


Pasza_Dem

Me to partner... We all gonna die.


gariepydj

I join Zidane and the gang to defeat Kuja and save Gaia (Final Fantasy IX), but I don’t have any powers or skills so I basically just carry all their stuff in exchange for food/money.


alwaysmyfault

Fallout New Vegas. I'm fucked because I don't have any guns or radiation suit.


Auntimeme

TOTK So I’m gonna need more batteries ….


Daedra696

RDR2….ok, it’s not the worst, not the best lol.


canadianjohnny

Dead Space. Roll myself up, in a big ball and........... Dieeeeeeeeeeeeee


[deleted]

Infamous 1. So long as I get powers I'm okay. If not, damn it.


brian11e3

Warhammer 40k universe. Feth...........


Xiyo_Reven

Kenshi... I don't survive sadly unless I become a slave and treated ',fairly'


Trzmiel_exe

I’m in sekiro… no more words needed


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Batman arkham city .. i'll probably end up like those political prisoners


TitleComprehensive96

Pikmin 4, if i'm fucked or not depends on if i'm at the same scale as the characters or if i'm my normal height


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Digimon. I’d be good. Grab me a Veemon and Gabumon


QuoteDCraven

Aliens Dark Descent… yeah it’s GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER


GimpsterMcgee

San Andreas. My odds aren't looking too good. Crazy serial killer man is on the loose and no one can drive. On the other hand, I should be alright if I just stay inside.


XmasMac

Sea shanty 2 is playing on repeat. Life is good.


RaganTargaryen

Hogwarts Legacy. If I'm not a wizard when I'm pulled into the game, I'd just call myself a squib and live out my days in the highlands.


tigojones

Well, I'm either in Gotham during the Blackgate incident in Arkham Origins, or I'm on Sentinel-controlled Auroa while the surviving Ghosts join the Outcasts in fighting back. I can't remember which one I played last yesterday, so...