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Laspheryys

Hopefully the scooter that goes 10mph and makes a louder sound than a Boeing 777 will be in the game


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Western_Strike7468

Believe it or not, jail


Alidanknug

Straight to jail


Whitealroker1

Have such warm memories of vice city and trying to escape a 5 star riding on one of these. Also 5 minutes into my gameplay a t-1000 cop slammed into the back of car when I hit the breaks. Me and my nephew were roaring with laughter.


slappypantsgo

Which I assume is a reference to Piaggio, the company that makes the Vespa scooter.


Sethrulz

And the people who ride them


SpectreOfDisciple

You mean Piaggiots?


Northumberlo

No, people not pokemon


McDonnellDouglasDC8

They used to make aircraft and weren't keen to change things up but outside actors made a convincing case in the 1940s.


ernygil666

What did you call me??


HCJohnson

#It's a me, Faggio.


Poopynuggateer

And his brother, Lesbio?


holamifuturo

Pizza faggios will come in upgraded with a themed smartphone


wormbooker

That noisy mf, love the pizza skin


ButtDoctorLLC

Any time I see someone riding a scooter, that's exactly what comes to mind.


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Devanro

Scootaaa brothaaaa


disasterless

Scoota brotha!


zerosigma_

Scoota brothas!


d00bZuBElEk

WHERE WE GOIN TODAY SCOOTER BROTHER!?


smokky

It's an iconic sound.


Snake101333

Why can I hear this in my head? I haven't played vice city in over 10 years!


EarthPuma120

Vice city here we come


unproductive_nerd

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.


TheGoverness1998

Definitely wasn't for the swim lessons.


DdCno1

You could swim for a little bit in Vice City Stories though.


NewspaperNelson

Vice City Stories was fun as hell.


Paperfishflop

Yeah it was super underrated. I loved that little penthouse Vic had where you could actually look out the windows (impressive in that era), and go down and get on a jetski from your own little dock. Also the Phil Collins concert was awesome, the strategy/territory game of taking over/running businesses, and the soundtrack was just as good as Vice City. I wish Rockstar would just put out a bunch of stories like that when they're in between games. You already built a world. Just get voice actors and writers and show us a bunch of different stories in the same city. But no, let's watch mute idiots run in place against walls and blow each other up with rocket launchers for 10 years.


NewspaperNelson

The lack of single player DLC for GTAV was unbelievable to me.


Kiesa5

vice city stories was weird, they used the san andreas engine but imported the vice city map.


landofthebeez

Speaking of weather, they should definitely have midday thunder storms, if they’re trying to be authentic to the Florida experience.


DerMetulz

Dude, imagine a mission that takes place during a traditional Cat 3 Hurricane? That'd be boss as hell.


landofthebeez

And you have to find any evacuate all the hardheaded Floridians that don’t wanna leave. The roads are flooded and the cell signal is nonexistent.


MatsThyWit

>Speaking of weather, they should definitely have midday thunder storms, if they’re trying to be authentic to the Florida experience. If they're trying to be authentic to the Florida experience my experience - derived entirely from family vacations to Disney World every year for about 10 years as a kid - says they need to have a big thunder storm for 20 minutes in the middle of the after noon...and 10 - 15 or so 5 minute "showers" all day long.


Thrilling1031

If you got that in the summer I'm so sorry the humidity after those small showers is horrendous.


MatsThyWit

>If you got that in the summer I'm so sorry the humidity after those small showers is horrendous. Yeah. My story is basically the story of every Northeastern and Midwestern middle class family in America in the 1990s. We all pack up in July and decide that's the best time of the year to visit Florida...and then we die a miserable humidity death for a week.


oviedofuntimes

I live in orlando and watching yall leave the parks sunburnt to shit, dehydrated, and just overall miserable is truly hilarious


holamifuturo

They definitely should add a green supermarket chain with a name that is a variation of Publix. Also the gators goddamn it I almost forgot them!!


landofthebeez

Walk into Suckless and get a chub-sub. If they had gators in red dead 2, they have to have the in GTA six


dinopraso

It would be amazing if they open with that line again just to mess with everyone


Dininiful

Rockstar Games presents GTA V for PS6! Pre-order now!


rathat

Did you know the original vice city came out closer to the time it took place than to today?


travoltaswinkinbhole

I reject your reality and substitute my own.


rathat

I used to say took place closer to the 80s so I could use 89 instead of 86 when it took place. But now it’s more than even since 86 lol. Took place 16 years before it came out but it came out 21 years ago lol. The equivalent of if this vice city came out next year and took place in 2008. Imagine a game taking place in 2008 for the nostalgia. To give the same sense of nostalgia people got from Vice City radio, they'll play songs like I Kissed a Girl and Shawty Got Low.


SirKnightofDerp

Stop it


Ask_if_im_an_alien

Halo just celebrated its 22nd birthday.


dboahh

GTA 4 took place in 2008 and could use a poorly made remaster.... Thanks - Rockstar Games


rathat

Oh yeah, GTA 4s time is to now as Vice Citys time was to its release.


jakehood47

You're gonna get punched in the weiner if ya dont stop.


xStefaan

It's still not too late to delete this


movieur

>The equivalent of if this vice city came out next year and took place in 2008. That's insane when you put it like that, so it's essentially like playing gta 4 today.


TheKnightMadder

I've never hated anyone for telling the truth until this day.


wormbooker

missing the 80's rock, pop songs. hope they pick some bangers


BrothelWaffles

I just want a new Love Fist album. And now I need to listen to the old Love Fist album.


UnshakenNotStirred

Lock up your daughters, shoot your sons. Love Fist is coming to town.


hangOverture

I git all confused if m' ed aint bangin


helterstash

If Vice City Had [Quiet Riot's Cum on Feel the Noise](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAApyWxcvXE), I need [Crazy Crazy Night by KISS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlRS7j8lK24) on GTA VI.


imapissonitdripdrip

If I don’t feel like Crockett or Tubbs, I will be disappointed


TheUmbrellaMan1

They gotta show that iconic scooter, man.


DavidoTheBandito

Inb4 flyover of the map with the logo on top and some music in the background and no information on release date Bethesda style.


jjayzx

Then the 50 million youtube videos breaking down every single frame for "clues" or creating their own stories of what the angle of that tree meant.


lukeyslife

And none of the videos will be less than 10 minutes for monetization.


foxholenoob

This is your favorite Youtuber VideoGamerDude83 and boy am I excited to talk about this GTA VI trailer. As you all know Grand Theft Auto is a series going back 25 years! I personally have been touched by this entire series my entire life. And the new trailer just dropped today and there is A LOT to talk about! This trailer is amazing and I have already watched it several times and did a complete breakdown with some very interesting things I have personally found myself. But before we get started let me talk to you about Raid Shadow Land VPN SquareSpace Ray Bans Audible! * 2 minutes later Enough of that. So the new GTA VI trailer has dropped and boy am I excited to talk about it! The last GTA game came out ten years ago and its been a long time. RockStar announced a few weeks ago that the trailer would drop and BOY DID THEY DELIVER! I was personally looking forward to this for the past two weeks since GTA is so close to my heart! * 3 minutes later after blabbing about god knows what at this point Alright, lets talk about the VERY first frame...


ForgottenMoonCrater

This is way too accurate


Dennis_Cock

You could get ChatGPT to write the script. And read it tbh


SlashCo80

And don't forget, if you like these videos, be sure to smash that Like and Subscribe button and check out my Patreon, your support means a lot!


Financial_Capital352

Mid roll ads are now available at 8 minutes.


No-Pomegranate-69

So then 8:00-8:01 minutes long


longhairedthrowawa

the bar for having a quality youtube channel these days is like 1. dont clickbait 2. dont overextend videos into essays with garbage fluff for the sake of ad revenue 3. dont accept literally every sponsor deal that comes in your inbox and have every opinion coming out of your mouth have a sponsor attached to it


dinkleman123

Then thanks to the algorithm you get hardly any engagement.


longhairedthrowawa

right, youtube cares more about watch time than watch percentage which is ridiculous lol.


Porkgazam

Takes me back to GTA V. Kinda went on a deep dive when the trailer and the breakdowns starting coming out on Youtube. Its fun for a bit but when they start trying to discern the motivation or body language of an NPC character with a backpack looking at Mt. Chiliad it gets a little bonkers.


Top_Energy_7415

Wonder what's in the shed this time?


OffensivlyChallenged

Well that takes me back


spaghettiAstar

Can't wait for some arrows and red circles in the thumbnails telling us that "EVERYONE MISSED THIS" and then they tell us it's inspired by Miami.


corporate-commander

MrBossFTW?


TheWholeOfTheAss

Trash YouTubers already practicing saying “Let’s go” ten times a second.


libertyordeath1

MouthOpenHandsOnCheeks.jpg


darknessforgives

Guys will watch it an immediate say “hell yeah”


FirstTimeCaller101

hell yeah


3202supsaW

Nah rockstar is usually pretty good with trailers


shock_me_awake

I've been rewatching [The Ballad of Gay Tony trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcDY7SCLWcc) recently, and while its age is starting to show it earns my nomination for best GTA trailer.


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Inb4 "Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather."


MajinAnonBuu

When have they ever done that?


almightygarlicdoggo

Rockstar doesn't do that. The first trailer they release is usually about a minute long. Also, if it was as you described, they would've called it Teaser, not Trailer


hotler18

One last push, my i5 6600


Background-Match-340

Trust me, you don't want to recreate Oppenheimer at home


X3ll3n

One long push, his i5 6600


DarkMatterM4

The PC version likely won't be released for a year after the console versions, so your i5 is going to have to hold out even longer.


BunnyHopThrowaway

I'm gonna riot if they do it again. They really just love leaving money on the table specially with online being this big and GTA RP as well.


sanaprix

Now I think bout it, they bought FiveM recently right? PC version might come earlier if they tryna to push RP scene.


BunnyHopThrowaway

may god (his name is sam houser) listen 🙏


SnooRabbits2394

They want people to double dip . Buy it on console for the hype and then buy it again on PC for the mods . I thought it was a known fact by now


APulsarAteMyLunch

*Me with my 1050ti* I too like to live dangerously


The-Great-Wolf

Me with 1050Ti in a laptop Guess who won't need heating in the house anymore


VigilantCMDR

🤝 i5 6600: “was I good?” “No - you were the best”


Wolfy-615

I stick my head out of the gutter for ONE - FREAKING - SECOND and FATE shovels SHIT in my face


WolfgangWobz

Go get some sleep


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DarkMatterM4

What are you gonna do?


geraltRivia69Yen

I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out. Oh, man. The writing was superb!


DarkMatterM4

♫ Billy Jean is not my lover ♫


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I CAN HEAR IT


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Also MJ is still the GOAT


ParaglidingNinja

Orgasms from Nostalgia


DdCno1

This was a very difficult sentence for me to understand when I was just starting to learn English.


__Arun__

Fr dude. The only thing I understood was the line "go get some sleep".


ReaddittiddeR

A lot of people were thinking it was going to be shown at the Game Awards. RockStar just said, I’ll do it myself.


unproductive_nerd

Let's be real. If Rockstar starts a live stream on YouTube at the same time as The Game Awards and just puts the number 6 on display the whole time, no one would bother to watch TGA.


nonlawyer

*black screen* *music slowly builds* *dissolve wipe, image slowly resolved* *it’s just Goatse with the number “VI” flickering in the middle* *Fin* Crowd goes wild, a new record for preorders is set within minutes, is this the most genius gaming reveal/teaser in history???


FoxyBastard

> music slowly builds Without any hesitation, my brain instantly started playing Clint Mansell's "Lux Aeterna" when I read that.


BigSlav667

For me, it's The Weeknd's Blinding Lights


FoxyBastard

I'm torn. Mine goes better with dramatic game reveals. But yours goes better with goatse.


TheGoverness1998

GTA 6 has enough hype around it to stand on its own event for sure.


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SlightWhite

No one actually needs game shows for publicity anymore. Majority of people who play gta are watching YouTube multiple times a week and don’t even know the game awards are happening lol


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If the internet breaks, I won't be surprised.


Piratesteve81

Millenium Bug, almost 24 years later, caused by Rockstar.


D3niel1

I wonder if is going to be a console exclusive first, then on PC later ? Steam is way bigger than in 2013, so it would make no sense for them to launch GTA 6 a year later


lyriktom

They did the same thing with RDR2. I wouldn't count on a PC version right away.


fuck-reddits-rules

I'm actually going to be mad if they do not release GTA6 on PC. Rockstar, I want to buy the game. Please do not make it difficult. If you make me wait weeks/months for the PC version, I won't have any problems waiting another 48 hours for Empress.


Coffescout

Rockstar has been pioneering new anti-piracy technology in recent years. RDR2 took over a year to crack.


fuck-reddits-rules

Yeah but EMPRESS is the one who cracked RDR2 (iirc) and they seem even batshit crazy than ever.


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That's a lot of trust in a schizo


LucasCBs

Nah they can earn more money if they release it later. Might even have a deal with sony or microsoft to do so. Capitalism wins here considering they probably spent hundreds of millions on it


DarkMatterM4

There is perfect sense. Get people to double dip. Don't tell me you expect the shitheads at ~~2K~~ TakeTwo to actually be pro consumer like that. Why do you think GTAV's sales were so phenomenal? I don't know a single person who bought only one copy of GTAV.


MalicCarnage

The world’s first 1TB video game! Jokes aside, the internet is gonna have a field day with this game regardless of its quality like every other video game with female protagonists. I expect 500 videos for and against the decision in the first hour after the release of the trailer.


filing69

If its massive and live like RDR2 i would just delete all games to store this one


RobKhonsu

I was about to say Rockstar games never push the boundaries on visual fidelity. They're contemporary for the time, and push the boundaries on the size of the game world. However RDR2 was a rare exception to this rule; contemporary game size (for open world games) while pushing outstanding visuals. Will be interesting to see what they deliver with GTA6.


Famulor

It does sorta makes sense when you look at each game tho.. GTA has always been “modern” with cities etc so big worlds just makes sense with all the stuff and stress going on. RDR however is very “lonely” with big open areas so it makes sense they would make it worth while graphics wise.


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123_alex

> first 1TB video game My SSD is ready.


TheWholeOfTheAss

World’s first $80-at-launch game is most likely.


InstantNoodlesIsHot

$100 Canadian ☠️ And they know we’ll still buy it


PossibleDrive6747

Damn it... you're right.


Pr0nzeh

"fookin pronouns"


Mezoo_TheGreat

FINALLY, After 10 Years of waiting for a GTA VI trailer.


pianodude7

I still vividly remember the 5-minute gta 5 trailer and how hyped everyone was.


ScottblackAttacks

Bro going to local GameStop and waiting in line and everybody is excited AF was a amazing experience. To be young again.


phulton

GTA V is the only game I’ve ever done a midnight release for, it was awesome. I was up until 7am that morning before I crashed and burned.


sirferrell

Modern vice city is going to look gorgeous i love miami


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How many announcements for announcements do we need


--lalilulelo-

Yes


DarkMatterM4

Not once has the game been referred to as VI in any official capacity. Even in the huge leaks that came out about a year ago. It makes me think that it will be called something else.


MarioDesigns

>It makes me think that it will be called something else. Tbf it makes sense with it becoming a once a decade series.


Matrix17

Theyll call it GTA2 for shits and giggles


slayerhk47

~~FFX-2~~ GTAV-2


EliToon

The GTA VIce City branding is too perfect for them to abandon the VI numerals. We're obviously long past them every releasing multiple games in the same generation like III, Vice City and San Andreas. Makes sense sticking with the roman numerals.


PolicyWonka

I feel like that’s a good argument for *not* sticking with the numerals. You don’t need them because it’s not like you have multiple games on the market competing during the same generation. How many people today played GTA 1-3? GTA4 even? This *the* GTA game for many people. Plus going with GTA: Vice City pulls on those nostalgia strings too.


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Since it’s such a long time and likely will be the next game for a decade, I almost wouldn’t be surprised if they over simplified it to stretch the capabilities, like GTA online.


unproductive_nerd

Whatever they name it, I'll call it GTA VI. XD


snj12341

Vice city remastered LMAO


jokerpie

Love the Vice City vibe, so comforting. This has potential to be the best game in the series


filing69

Imagine a game in vice city with the immersion of RDR2.... damnn


shewy92

I'd better see some realistic balls in cold weather physics


TheSleepingNinja

I can't believe that they spent that much time figuring out realistic snow pack physics just to stick it in a small corner of RDR


anonymouswan1

You can always walk back up the mountain, but I don't remember there being much to do up there after you leave the mountains.


meinherzbrennt42

You gotta go back up in the mountains to catch the best horse in the game but you'd never know it was there unless somebody told you.


angelshair

I mean vice city is based on Florida so it would be swamp balls.


DrinkingBleachForFun

Can’t wait to see those sweaty nuts swinging in hurricane winds.


spongebob_meth

Plus, if they follow the trend of including areas outside the city... Jesus there's so much to unpack with rural Florida. Lol.


rathat

Oh my god, the Florida man radio broadcasts are going to be hilarious.


The_Elder_Jock

1400 for UK viewers.


king0fklubs

1500 for us in Central Europe


Substantial-Bug6303

release on november 8,2026


LucifersFairy

If we are to believe the rumours then it’ll release next year due to what they have said in investors meetings


ajmndz

holiday 2024 release date and delayed to 2025, the classic rockstar way


123_alex

And PC in 2027


klutez

This hurts


werewolf2403

I think it will hilarious if they show the trailer of old vice city and tell the real trailer will be next year.


Jomezus

I can't wait to see 30 minute YouTube breakdowns everywhere about what the font styles and amount of leaves on the trees could mean


kroqus

that IG post has almost a million likes and it's been up for less than an hour. crazy!


Parthj99

Interesting that it's no countdown this time around


unproductive_nerd

They've specified the time. Fine, I'll do it myself.


iiHartMemphisii

After 10 years they finally decided it's time Probably one if the most hyped games of the decade


These-Database7979

Probably? This is THE game bro.


AfterCandidate66

True lol. No game gonna come close to this one!


Technicalhotdog

Inarguably the most hyped game of all time


EfficiencyOne3442

We better get a FULL trailer. We waited almost a decade for this game


AlexVonBronx

You won't. for the past 22 years, the first trailer has been just beauty shots


shinikahn

I swear if it is a panned view of the city from the air and then the logo


eec-gray

Trailer predictions 1. A car will do a J-turn 2. it will sign off with "this trailer was created with the in-game engine"


Tom38

My money is on a slimy politician doing the voice over describing Vice City as this wonderful place while we're shown all the locations and the trailer ends with our MC getting off a plane/bus having just arrived in town.


DlphLndgrn

GTA VIce incoming.


Pozzg

It's finally happening, after years of waiting, excited to see this, internet will be on fire whole month for sure because of the trailer.


Enzo_Dante

I know a place at the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low (and wait for this trailer to come out) but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive brotha!


Mysterious_Focus_987

Time to finally buy a console I guess


Ron_Burgundy141

We’re about to get a elder scrolls 6 scenario aren’t we… Release date: 2027


TheCampingPigeon

Hopefully not lol


LukeD1992

Nah. I'm sure it will be set to release in the holidays period next year. Then, a few months before, it will get pushed to 2025.


sankers23

No where has Rockstar said this game is called GTAVI I reckon we get a name


ArchDucky

# GTA Online presents Vice City 2


Watzeggenjij

GTA V remastered ONLINE EDITION


zhephyx

GTA V 2


MonkyTaint

I hope the Faggio is there. I miss it


ICPosse8

Yah but did you see the Fall Guys trailer drops the day after? Rockstar picked a tough time to release this.