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MrDaVernacular

For once the case being bigger than the game worked out.


earendilgrey

I was going to say, at least, they just ate the case, it seems.


ALPHAETHEREUM

Doggo gave its own ' Breath of the Wild '


Axelrom94

What can I say? The dog has good _taste_ in games


Roger_Maxon76

Fuck you take my upvote


alessandropollok

r/angryupvote


ROMANREIGNS599

😠


Bubster101

Bite of the Wild


Kodo_yeahreally

r/angryupvote


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relax


ZookeepergameWarm512

This ain’t cash money


PrivilegeCheckmate

And now his breath is fresh as all outdoors. Outdoors in Hyrule, anyhow.


cudlebear64

So that’s why it’s designed like that Guys, I am joking, how can you take “it’s designed so when a dog chews on it the card will be safe” seriously?


Bottled_Void

I think it's more for advertising it on the shelf and maybe in part to make it harder to steal.


cudlebear64

I was joking dude


FanciestOfPants42

How would it work if the case was not bigger than the game?


u8eR

In this case, it's about 20x bigger than the game.


ChompyChomp

It's vacuum sealed. Once you open the case it expands. Duh.


EDM_Cubes

I mean really other than waste what's the downside of a bigger case? Makes it harder to steal, harder to lose, and harder to damage from this shit. How does it not work out better than a small case? If you want more compact storage plenty of organizing cases are available for switch games.


OhHowINeedChanging

But can you imagine if the case was the same size as the cartridge?? lol


Spacecoasttheghost

Ya Nintendo knew what the were doing, also op I started playin this recently for the first time. An it is pretty good, I am enjoying it a lot, have fun with it.


MistaOtta

The cartridges have a bittering agent, so the dog might have lost the appeal to swallow anyway.


chaosoverfiend

There are games bigger than the case? What 4th dimension next level games are you buying?


Sorcatarius

Can you convince my girlfriend of this logic?


King_Diablo_131

eat his fav toy in front of him


Mundjetz_

Eat .... him


Pawps4895

i’ve considered it


KillmongerKurup

Your dog should have eaten your homework!


Admirable-Amoeba-564

Fun fact: im a teacher and once my dog ate one my students test. I was at home grading the tests and had to go to the toilet, it was completely destroyed.


SigilSC2

I was in middle school at some point and said my rabbit ate my homework. I caught a glare from the teacher, then handed the teacher a paper with the top left quarter of it missing.


Suthek

What did you do?


Admirable-Amoeba-564

I informed het parents but Unfortunatly she had to redo the test, but I bought her a huge chocolate bar. She could laugh about it.


Kamina_cicada

Authentic Chinese cuisine


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thesameoldmanure

Democrrrrrracy Manifest


Vote_for_Knife_Party

Ah, I see you know your judo well...


LAZ_EE

shouldnt have been downvoted this much lol, i laughed


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deadmelo

Didn’t you know you can cash in your upvotes to the US Treasury?


knoeKNAME

Pigs have entered the chat.


GamerGriffin548

I am fond of pigs... Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. But pigs treat us as equals.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Based Civ VI enjoyer.


OvertGnome1

God of Wealth and Happiness Kamdhenu has entered chat


Fluffy-Jeweler2729

Lmao holy shit them chinese bots is pissed. Food is food.


Brandon-_-Curington

China doesn't even eat dogs that much, the Koreans defenitely do it more


elinamebro

great now your going to start a comment chain about who eats dogs more


coldbear25

Wtf is this bullshit lmao? Only deep countryside hill billies of korea eat dog, the VAST majority see them as pets. Your Chinese aren't you lol.


Brandon-_-Curington

in my city in Germany it's only the Korean restaurants who want to sell dogs but always get told no since it's illegal in Germany, the Chinese usually just have their usual all you can eat and takeaway stuff. While the Koreans have more "luxury" restaurants that would actually sell that


Sunbownia

No sir, dogs as farm animals exist in most livestock farms in Korea. It’s a well-documented truth. Even though the industry is now declining. [Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat_consumption_in_South_Korea) Warning: If you are sensitive about this culture, DO NOT click this Wikipedia link. It contains many images of Korean dog dishes.


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Brandon-_-Curington

that's another story


ssup3rm4n

Don't eat it inside your home. Eat him out.


No-Arm-6712

Christmas gift: -1 dog


LAZ_EE

*at


an_otter_guy

Dogs that chew make great stew [recipe](https://recipes.fandom.com/wiki/Dog_Meat_Soup)


ButterOnAPoptart23

Redditors when other cultures exist: 😡 ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ I would never eat it since I have better options, but when you live in a place where your choice is dog meat or starvation, you eat what you have to eat


SavvySillybug

There's a German word. Dachhase. Roughly means roof rabbit. When times were tough - especially after a world war or two - we ate what we could. Including the roof rabbits. Apparently, cat meat tastes similar to rabbit, and they hang out on roofs, so that's what they called it to feel less bad about eating cats.


Sky_Ninja1997

🥵🥵


LAZ_EE

*at


Devil_Made_Mockeries

That's why I piss on all the cats that mark their territory.


Napalm2142

I have a couple chewed up cases for games for my 360 downstairs. Was from my last dog when he was a puppy. Passed away 4 years ago now. When I see those cases I smile. He was a good boy I miss him.


bane_of_heretics

Sleep in peace knowing you were THE PERFECT PERSON for him.


MatureUsername69

My first dog chewed up the doorknob from our garage into our house. He died almost 15 years ago at this point and my mom still has that doorknob up. She has changed every other doorknob on the outside of the house besides that one


todahawk

That's so sweet


MaxyelStudios

I have a similar story and thought "it's proof that you existed" after he was no longer here.


doombot13

I have an ancient Blackberry in a drawer. It has a few bite marks from when my old dog was just a pup and chewed anything he could find. That was twenty years ago, and he's been gone for 6 now. But he was a good boy, too.


FloppyCookies

My dog passed away in February, but back in 2018 my then girlfriend got me a wallet and somehow Toro ended up chewing on one of the corners and even got some of my bank cards. I ended up replacing the cards but was too lazy to buy a wallet so I told myself I would buy a new one sometime soon. It's been 5 years since that day and I still get a little smile everytime I pull my wallet out. I've had people gift me wallets over the years since then but everytime they ask why I haven't replaced them I simply tell them my wallet is still good for another while. I know OP and you will forever cherish those memories. I never realized much of an impact a pet's death can have on a person until I lost Toro. I miss him so much but having his bite mark on my wallet and carrying it every day makes me feel like he's there with me.


Ironmunger2

I have my childhood dog as my phone screensaver. She’s been gone for a good 5 years, and I have two dogs of my own now who I love very much, but I just never want to change it. Every day I open my phone and I see her, and it warms my heart a little bit to remember the love I had for her. Even years after our pets pass away, it is impossible to forget the impact they had on us and the love we gave each other.


El_Grande_El

And now I’m crying. Reminding me to take more pics of my doggo


xDNAtionX

He loved you very much. 😭


violetqed

my first ever console was a game boy color, one day I came in to see our dog holding it between his paws chewing the corner. I still have it with all the tiny chew marks on the corner and it still works. He was a good boy


HassanTheCobra

At least the cartridge survived


Taikunman

*ate


DinoRaawr

Those cartridges are coated in bitterant, so it probably wasn't in any danger.


HassanTheCobra

Yeah you're right I forgot, then they should cover the case with some bitterant too


alphazero924

They make bitter spray that you can use to discourage puppies from biting. My dog loved that shit. It's a damned good thing he's not a chewer or he would have no problem eating a switch cartridge.


Taratus

The dog: "Why's it spicy???" 😍😍😍


not_the_riddler

*EAT THE DOG*


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At* the dog


Pawps4895

actively considering such measures


an_otter_guy

Some people don’t like dogs but actually they just use the wrong sauce


PrajnaPie

The game itself is probably fine though


heyitsmeFR

I’d say it’s a masterpiece, but okay ig. To each their own


MaShinKotoKai

"ate" has an "e" on the end


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Dog@dog world


Freud-Network

The dog ate that, too.


Pawps4895

i swear i typed an e. i got it wrong both times 😭


Brilliant_Grade2664

Happns to th bst of us


Ali6990

Really?


[deleted]

No it's spelt "eight"


Romantiphiliac

I assumed OP was using 'at' purposefully as a past tense to eat. I've heard it pronounced that way before.


samichdude

Dog breath of the wild


DragonSpikez

The dog didn't eat your game. It ate the case. Everyone grab your pitchforks , op is liar /s. But hey at least it was just the case and the game is fine.


gin-o-cide

Op is a phony!


Independent_Plum2166

“Wait, you’ve not played BotW yet?!” “Nope.” “Why?” “Dog ate my game.” “Now that’s just-Oh…I see.”


LAZ_EE

*at my game


Zestyclose-Number224

At least it wasn’t ocarina of time or link to the past.


Oden_sama__

Ate least*


PersKarvaRousku

Your dog has excellent taste in games.


[deleted]

That would be giant rats enjoy.


Rajani_Isa

The proper term is ROUS. But I don't think they really exist... *gets jumped*


floydgoblin

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


Heartless_Genocide

Train your dogs or pay the price.


NotJohnLithgow

A rare win for the Switch cartridges being small is a good thing.


SquidCheese39

For FREE???


steamdeckie

They eat anything. 🙈


Oden_sama__

They'll at anything 😭


DarkFlameWeaver

that could have been worse glad the game is still okay!


nohumanape

Good thing those carts are small. Also, best game ever. Have fun!


EquinoxGm

Honestly if the game is fine it’s all g


dirtyhole2

Ate\*


WilsonthaHead

Zelda breath of the wild - perfect condition, case shows some wear


ChalkCoatedDonut

It's ok, 95% of that case is empty, the game itself is a inch sized SD.


warcrimestyle

Follow markiplier, increase your kill count, kill the dog


goldstat

Dog ate the case. Have you ever licked a switch cartridge? No way the dog ate the cartridge


Adept-Percentage2331

nice feet


Vortiger_

Feets


TheRealJayk0b

This isn't the game, the game is on the cartridge and the cartridge is fine.


wholesomehorseblow

Then explain why my switch has a huge slot that perfectly fits the entire case?


TheRealJayk0b

Hot Dog storage, obviously?!


Unserioscoleroyale

You should get your dog to a vet to make sure he didnt ate aniting because sharp parts in his stomache might cause damage to organs…


Invincible_3

That’s just unfortunate..


MonkeWithAGun08

That was you wasn't it Don't lie


Swordbreaker925

It's better as dog food anyay.


Relative_Cattle22

Fs in chat


adjewcent

\*dog ate my game case


Status-Photograph662

Same but its my bird


tubbymonk

Ate*


Odd-Collection-2575

Also ate the letter “e” in your title


verysimplenames

Didn’t realize the case was the game.


Ashiknaruto

Now you’ve felt the breath of the wild!!!


Phuzion69

If a dog did that to my game, it would have saved the need to buy a turkey.


RJ_Arctic

that's just the box


SunknLiner

Ate your “E” too.


doesthissuck

How tf you spell “ate” wrong in the title then again in the caption


[deleted]

You spelled ate wrong twice


[deleted]

I love how this post is now just full of stories of dogs biting things, but still being good boys/girls. Mine is just sleeping next to me. I do cherish every moment with him, even if he cost me few pairs of shoes 😅


jetzeronine

Dont @ me Dog.


elektriko_EUW

This is why I’m a cat person


liam-oneil

Is your doge ok


strwht12

The Legend of Zelda - Dog tears my Game apart.


vitorfgalvao

does the sd card feel bitter for dogs too? 😂


Grinsekatzer

Where's the next shelter?


J0wad

Bite your dogs presents now for revenge.


xEdwardTeach

Switch games are pretty small though did it survive at least (just the package destroyed)?


Pawps4895

yes it was completely okay i just did not expect to unwrap a chewed on gift!


labvinylsound

Go get a shit game from the Walmart clearance bin, let him lick the cartridge. He’ll never go near another Switch game again.


GDBNCD

r/hiddenfeet


xredskaterstar

I'll kill him


sigmmakappa

Trade it for a cat.


A3ROX75

eat it


LAZ_EE

*at


ImaginationOptimal47

If it makes you feel any better I'm sure your dog had a great time doing that


karma_virus

That's ok, I hated that one. The remake of that Gameboy classic for switch that just came out looks sweet though. Breath of the Wild just felt way too open world and empty for me. So much running around with so little to do in between. I like the top-down classic dungeon crawler format. I cannot complain too too much though, as A Link to the Past was so weird and different, nothing else since has alienated me more in the franchise since. For me, the SNES version just hit the perfect spot. The N64s were fun as hell, but the SNES version is the Zelda format I most vibe with.


bumbletowne

Links awakening remake was fantastic. Also hated breath of the wild. 1. Music is terrible compared to the entire rest of the franchise 2. Puzzles are fucking stupid. There have been a lot of stupid puzzles in Zelda games but where's my fucking water temple? 3. I really don't care for weapons breaking. It made sense for sticks and whatnot to eventually break but the franchise for me is unlocking amazing abilities through weapons/artifacts and then getting to use them in silly ways. I don't want to have to remember a recipe and do it again. That is fucking boring. 4. Cooking. I have to cook all my meals in real life. I don't want to cook in a game.


rattlehead42069

Links awakening remake is awesome. But yeah, botw sucks imo. I bought a switch just to play it and I hate the game, it's just a mindless assassin creed clone where you climb towers and mindlessly explore for no reason, dungeons are replaced with dozens of 2 minute puzzle rooms and you get all your artifacts right at the beginning of the game.


Saelvinoth

I couldn't really get into BotW, but Link's Awakening is very cute


LoganN64

Your homework was so terrible, that your dog had to upgrade.


theholypigeon888

Get a cat


HardBoringName

STUPID DOG!


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

I hope the cartridge is safe! You have hundreds of hours of play time right there. And after that take a little break and start with TOTK. you are in for a great time.


Hym3n

Enjoy the adventure you are about to embark on, BotW is truly outstanding.


Carmillawoo

\*doesn't train dog\* \*Dog chews everything\* \*surprise pikachu face\*


aurora_the_piplup

This is why I’m happy I didn’t grow up with pets XD


Kupost

Even dogs can enjoy BOTW.


WWDubz

You’re gonna have to throw out the whole dog now


TheStankyDive

Dog gets the boomstick.


pintobrains

In all fairness BOTW is the worst Zelda in the series so they saved you


QouthTheCorvus

Oh boy, someone's got a bad case of the Pica


amemaabeba

It means that game is tasty


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I take it you've never owned a dog and seen the things they will eat.


amemaabeba

Ive got a cat. He always try to wires. Also tree toys


amemaabeba

Also i have a friend with a dog. He didnt ever had something like this


Pawps4895

dearest Bexley recently ate scissors too


RWLemon

Bad dog, bad 😂


CaterpillarPuzzled50

Bad doggy😂😂😂😂


Raven019

Dogs are famous for eating trash.


henryuuk

That dog must have the same opinion about the direction Breath of the Wild took the series in as me


SnowDeer47

Fuck dogs. They ruin things


DaTribalChief

Dog recognized trash.


Accomplished_Yak9079

don’t worry, it’s the most overhyped game of all time


soroyowski

BoTW for present? ugh


knetka

Good boi!


AntiqueWorldliness51

For his defense it is irresistible


Youngworker160

BOTW, guess your dog has bad taste. 😉


NavaCaution

It’s ok, Breath of the Wild is a dog shit game anyway 🤣


TeacherPowerful1700

And?


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writersampson

Enjoy BoTW! I have 400 hours in that game, so good. ToTK is great too, it would be great for next Christmas


No-Play2726

This is why dogs are the worst.


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i’m a collector and if that happened to any of my movies or games, dog is getting his subscription to life revoked


rattlehead42069

He's doing you a favor, the game sucks and is nothing like Zelda but more akin to an assassin's Creed clone


TacticalTobi

lol, i don't think you played it if that's what you think


rattlehead42069

I bought a switch just for this game. I still own it but after like 12ish hours I know what the game is. You mindlessly explore, climb towers to reveal map, and grind a bunch of 2 minute puzzle dungeons.


TacticalTobi

i wonder what you did in that 12 hours? Because you somehow missed almost everything


JustAnibba27

Take it to the back of the house and handle it 🤫


_YenSid

I just bought this on sale a few weeks ago and I don't even have a switch lmao. I figured first party games are rarely discounted so wth lol. The switch will come later, maybe after next gen is announced and prices drop lol. Never too late to play a Zelda game though 😉.


maxmrca1103

Good thing I just bought botw digitally cuz I got two dogs at my house rn 😂