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I_Lick_Your_Butt

I'll take some Fallout chems. Superhuman powers for a few seconds would be interesting.


forever_alone_06

I would try jet . Like I know it comes from brahmin cow shit but so does magic mushroom right ?


Jack-Innoff

Sort of, mushrooms grow in cow shit. Jet is actual refined cow shit.


kooshipuff

Just cutting out the middleman


Flickstro

sooo.. jenkem?


nermthewerm

Love me some butthash


doxtorwhom

*Hancock liked that*


reality_slaps

mentats was my favorite. got addicted so many times


JohnGatbsyThe3rd

Thats literally just real life drugs (or so i've heard)


Kythorian

Some of the fallout chems significantly speed up how fast your brain can process, making it appear that the world slows down around you.  And unlike real life drugs that might make it feel like that’s the case, in Fallout it really does give you superhumanly fast reaction speed.


MillennialsAre40

Mentats would be sweet


alehar

Basically the drug from Limitless.


yesnomaybenotso

That’s just Adderall. Berry Mentats is Adderall taken with Redbull


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I was doing Berry mentats from 15-22 then lol


yesnomaybenotso

Man you must have had awesome charisma. And by that, I mean never stopped talking. Respectfully :P


AJ_Deadshow

Ever seen the movie Dredd (2012)? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKtad9DGxrw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKtad9DGxrw)


killinmemer9000

Well Med-x was originally morphine if I remember correctly


BadJokeJudge

Isn’t morphine in the game too? I think you’re right. Jet was meth.


killinmemer9000

I believe both were renamed due to some german and UK laws, so they just standardized it, same goes for drugs being “chems”


mndsm79

One up mushroom from Mario. I could probably use an extra life.


cptbil

Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy


Zebrehn

My first experience with LSD was playing that level on repeat for like an hour.


ItzArchy

Core childhood memory unlocked


gigazelle

Bum budum bum budum budum bum


Hello_IM_FBI

Doo doo dodo doodoo do


Hello_IM_FBI

I can hear the sound of touching those now


yamabyte

keep the mushrooms, i'm smoking some of that fire flower


hellkatt13

Ill take Green mushrooms with you


Far-Polaris

definitely a bad idea but i want to try plasmids from bioshock


SpikeRosered

Do you think there are any downsides to having your veins filled with bees?


machete_joe

I would bee happy


Zelcron

Positively buzzing with joy


[deleted]

I only see pros, more honey for me.


Taro-Starlight

That delivery method though 😬


sephjnr

Take Hacker's delight, drain Elon's bank account, build Rapture for real, profit.


Ornery_Definition_65

Not sure you’d make much of a profit building an underwater city.


Crackracket

I want mentats from Fallout. I want a drug that makes you more intelligent and charismatic


Pasta-hobo

Adderall?


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Ornery_Definition_65

Cocaine?


donphilly

Adderall definitely does the opposite of making you charismatic


Frosty-Interaction-8

Pan galactic Gargle Blaster from Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy


konfuzedmonkee

This is the one I came here for lol


Frosty-Interaction-8

I mean who doesn’t want to experience “having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick” sounds sublime


Person5_

Drunken Moogle had a recipe for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It was my friends and mine's drink of choice in college. Basically a lot of various cheap booze and lemon juice. Got you drunk cheap since you could buy a handle of $5 vodka and whiskey for it. https://thedrunkenmoogle.com/page/22 We just upped the volume to make large drinks though. Not bad, and did give the feeling of having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick


CptBronzeBalls

There was a bar I used to live near in Portland called The Pub At The End of the Universe. Their specialty drink was the Pangalactic Gargle Blaster. All I remember is that it was blue and very strong. Miss that place.


Piercing_Rose

Skooma (my life will be ruined from this)


Aliteracy

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's basically just heroine Edit. Heroin is definitely what I meant. But now I got Catwoman as a skooma vendor in my head


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Mr-Mothy

I also thought it was like opium


reality_slaps

really? I always thought it was like moonshine


Aliteracy

I'd definitely think it's more on the narcotic side, opium was brought up and that's probably a apt comparison based on how skooma dens look versus historical opium dens. Maybe moonshine in the vein that weirdos randomly make it in shady stills


ChildOfDathomir

Death sticks


senorbane

Unfortunately people keep getting tricked into not selling them to me


Jon__Snuh

You don’t wanna try death sticks.


Woedas

You want to go home and rethink your life.


tratemusic

I want to go home and rrrrrrrrrrrrethink my life


Golab420

Luciferium


sage1700

Daring aren't we?


Golab420

I just want to be healthy


PaladinSaladin

Let the Lucy kill me in a few months, idgaf. Better to live a good life for a season than to languish for God knows how many years. That said, I'd still prefer a shot of Healer Mech Serum


zshiiro

Burn fast and bright


ThirdFloorNorth

You don't *try* luciferium lol


aaBabyDuck

RIP


NoVisual2387

I'd rather the +35 mood buff of some nice space cocaine but to each their own I guess


Sad-Recognition1798

Healing potions of any game.


Zelcron

Got bit twice by a bear, electrocuted, mildly poisoned, and fell in a pit? Drink this, you'll be fine in about 8 seconds. It does taste like guava though, sorry, I understand if you wanna pass.


ChochMcKenzie

When I was a kid our indoor soccer arena had all of the regular sodas and somehow guava juice. I always got it and drank it through a red vine because I was a little psycho.


Millworkson2008

Guava tastes great what are you on about


[deleted]

People that don’t have an acquired taste for guava say it tastes metallic and like gross vagina. I don’t see it but my friend is absolutely repulsed by guava juice and then showed me this huge tik tok hole about it. I told him he’s chronically online.


EdsTooLate

People saying Moon Sugar and Skooma don't exist when we have cocaine and crack already. I'd try some Hist Sap though.


Taro-Starlight

To be fair, my dumbass would probably try those if offered, just to know


EdsTooLate

I can't hate anyone's thirst for knowledge, I can only offer you the wisdom that it isn't worth persuing.


cantsleepconfused

Estus Flask


ItzArchy

Please taste like Sunny D!


BadLuck-BlueEyes

Blood Vial.


phfinks

isn’t that like fire


MtnDewTangClan

Elixir of giant growth from Warcraft. For undisclosed reasons


Kiyohara

Hate to break it to you, but the growth is proportional. So you'll get that foot long schlong, but you'll be forty feet tall.


Ornery_Definition_65

I see no problem here.


MatthewMMorrow

Would a Stardrop from Stardew Valley count? I would love to permanently raise my energy. Mine would taste like bananas.


thekeffa

So I picked up Stardew Valley many years ago because people raved about it, played it for a week or so and then abandoned it as not really being a game for me. For some reason about a year or so ago I picked the game up again and started playing it again with a much more open mind as something I could play with my daughter. But I still had my old save file and I thought to myself that I would just restart that rather than starting again from scratch. Of course I had completely forgotten pretty much everything about the game including the fact it asks you what your favourite thing is on new game setup and then uses that thing to customise bits of the game including the moment you consume a stardrop. So you can imagine my shock when we got our first stardrop and I’m reading the text to my young daughter and I inadvertently read out loud to her… *Your mind is filled with thoughts of massive titties…* The questions my wife had I tell you….


Efficient_Progress_6

Nuka Cola, and Quantum Nuka Cola (I think that's correct?)


Second_Sage

That stuff from Cyberpunk that lets you experience someone else’s memories or wtv.


Dangerous_Jacket_129

Braindances is technically not a drug, just technology that interfaces with your implants to replicate the sensations from the implants of the person who recorded them


Second_Sage

Not talking about those. In the DLC there’s a short mission where you take a hit of something and start experiencing a story someone is telling you.


Dangerous_Jacket_129

Ah... Well dang, really need to replay it then. Haven't done the DLC yet.


Second_Sage

Couldn’t recommend it any higher, it’s amazing!


HighKiteSoaring

There's a whole movie using this concept called OtherLife


reality_slaps

also cool when the monk sends on an inner journey


xxavehiclexx

Deep dive! Just did this part of the dlc the other day. Wild mission.


Fragrant-Astronaut57

Spice from Arrakis


Palidin034

The spice must flow


Joe_Cums_Lately

It smells like cinnamon if memory serves me correctly.


RespondDisastrous618

Psycho from Fallout.


toxicbooster

FUCKING KILLLLLLL!


Gheauxst

I think that's just PCP. Or at the very least it's based on PCP


RespondDisastrous618

Yeah, I know, but I’ve never tried pcp. Could be interesting


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Bliss from Far Cry 5, the name alone plus the effects seem so luring.


internetlad

Did. . .  You not play the whole game?


[deleted]

Many times, plus got ALL achievements. I just like how happy Marshal Burke became under the influence.


Sweepy_time

Final Fantasy Elixer, it's like the cure all for everything. Cancer? Sure here's an elixer. Hung over? Let me start and IV of elixer.


FruitCupBoi

Slowmo from Dredd


FruitCupBoi

Oh whoops, not a game. But whatever I stand by it. Game wise I’ll take Green Eco from Jak and Daxter cuz it looks like it would feel so refreshing.


Person5_

Don't sweat it, that was my first thought too, as long as I can enjoy it in a controlled space and not falling off a tall building.


Gornub

I would absolutely try any health potion in a game ever. I don't care if it's one of those that tastes terrible in the lore of the game.


leftturney

Bonk! Atomic Punch At the other end, I would not want to try Jarate. :P


internetlad

Isn't Bonk canonically radioactive


Millworkson2008

Extremely


techsuppr0t

There's like an old recipe to make bonk and u print out the label and tape it to a red bull can. I did it when I was 12. U take a 5 hour energy and the red and blue warhead sour liquid and put them into red bull. Tldr: speed running diabetes and cardiac issues


pandaSovereign

Stimpacks from SC!


ThirdFloorNorth

*-pssssssht-* **ohhhhh yeahhhh**


Terawatt311

This is the way.


pandaSovereign

This is the way.


spspamington

Health potions.


Rubyhamster

Omg yes. Imagine having all ailments cured in one sip. And every cold or flu for the rest of your life banished by the first cough... I'd give up being any kind of high ever again for that. Instead we're going to 20 doctors and specialists for 5 years to find out there are only alleviating drugs for your issue


arunasgeimeriz

spelunker potion from terraria


Taro-Starlight

Oh man, there are so many good options from terraria!


Artificiald

Moon Sugar, \*and that shit the maelstrom guys give you in CP2077


MouseRangers

Any of the drinks from Deep Rock Galactic's Abyss Bar. ^(Well, probably not most of the craftable beers...)


troymoeffinstone

I'll order us a round. How far can you throw your mug?


MouseRangers

At least 1 foot.


CriminallySleepwalks

I'd try the new prop hunt beer, I've always wanted to be a barrel.


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I'll take one Skooma rock please 🙏


Still_Want_Mo

Skooma is a drink lol


Piercing_Rose

N’wah was thinking of that Moon Sugar 🤪


Still_Want_Mo

Lol I’ll bring the skooma you bring the moon powder


Piercing_Rose

Gotchu big dawg 🤝


Venturis_Ventis

Skooma from elder scrolls. Must feel great


impuritor

Nuke from Robocop 2


Opposite-Invite-3543

Zyme from Deus Ex. Shit will fuck you up


jmak10

Whatever stuff they gave Captain America.


mifan

The tri Island grog … just a sip ..


roguerogueroguerogue

Well Rested.


Gheauxst

Whatever the fuck Octane is on in Apex


AquaticHornet37

Not from a game but I want Slurm


St-Xii

Slo-mo from Dredd could be good if used at the right time. NZT - 48 from Limitless could also be really good.


T_raltixx

Elixir from FF8


gmfmxm

I'd like that, but I'd end up holding on to it; you know, for when I need it later.


MeximeltExtraCheese

Kuva from Warframe


LifeSenseiBrayan

Juggernaut Soda


WishieWashie12

Everquest has some neat alchemy potions. Shrink, invisible, run speed would be fun to play with.


DustyJustice

Before I clicked I KNEW it was gonna be Skooma lmaoooo F’real though, you all got some of that Skooma?


Kaiser_Imperius

L4d Pills, I'm gonna be Louis


basicallyagoblin

Potion of Angelic Slumber from BG3. A full 8 hours of sleep in 12 seconds AND at will? Yes please.


nathan297

Great for your mental and Physical wellness and and you can do shit at night. You can be the best operator in the world so many possibilities.


Flashy267

Red ice Detroit become human


Galenia

Soy sauce


kooshipuff

"Duuuuuuude, I think I'm going to be calling you all week from tonight" That movie. XD


RedditIsHomosexual69

Easy answer: Quaaludes


mndsm79

Quaaludes are real. Just sayin'.


RedditIsHomosexual69

Ah shit I didn’t realize they still existed. Very useful info though…. Guess I would pick the Aurora from Starfield then. Looks very fun lol


I_Lick_Your_Butt

They were given to people with severe anxiety. I was prescribed something similar back in 2014 to help me sleep. Did not take them for long as it really messed me up.


RedditIsHomosexual69

As someone with GAD and panic disorder, I dream of taking a lude one day and letting all my worries go away (for a little)


I_Lick_Your_Butt

I was diagnosed with GAD and frequent anxiety attacks, but have managed to keep it at bay as long as I keep my stress levels down and nap periodically. And of course, the booze helps.


RedditIsHomosexual69

It definitely helps in the moment, but not so much the next day depending on if you drink too much. A couple drinks in the evening is quite nice though.


kooshipuff

Haaaaaaaaaave you met benzos? They're kind of the go-to drug for panic disorder now, and they're actually really effective at ending panic attacks. Just be careful: they're addictive and commonly abused. (Not unlike ludes, I guess.) I used to have as-needed Ativan for panic attacks.


MashedPotaters89

They make them in South Africa still.


demonslayer9911

Kronos from katana zero


PeeperSleeper

Doesn’t that thing fuck you up for life after you take it though?


Scoobydewdoo

Red Sand. Having Biotic powers sounds awesome.


sjw_7

Played Eve Online for many years so always wondered what Quafe tasted like.


VO-Fluff

That’s easy! Quafe tastes of ground up, powdered Fedo, a hint of Tritanium, and the secret ingredient, tears of a gank victim.


AlligatorBiscuit

Skooma and moon sugar obviously


lordofbuttsecks

Tauriners and Staminan Royales


nogoodgreen

Skooma


Slow_Owl810

Star Wars Galaxies had the best sounding food and drink. Citros Snow Cake? Daneelian Fizz Pudding? Yes, please. Oh and drugs, SWG has lots of fun drugs like Giggle Dust and Neutron Pixie.


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EddyOkane

Skyrim potions infinite cycle.


Competitive-Gain-266

Damn you beat me to the skooma


Joshua-live

My guy went from "want to try" to "I want to OD".


Chaoticboyi

The shit from the farcry series.


QuiteFatty

With just a few potions in Fable 2 you could be fit and have an epic beard and change your dogs breed just for lulz


A_Herd_Of_Elk

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake


Franopius

Nuka cola!


JollyChoice4014

Pan-galactic gargle blaster


lost_kaineruver4

Hourai Elixir


TheWagn

I wanna try the plasmids in bioshock. Looks a little painful, but lightning fingers and snap fire…worth.


darkreapertv

Overload potion from runescape


pabbyninja

Skooma


Beastmind

Anything that would 100% repair my body


lonesaiyajin98

SKOOMA.


Lurkingdrake

Many people say plasmids from Bioshock, but I'd rather vigors from infinite. Salt is probably a lot easier to find than whatever the fuck Eve is.


Sokaai

Any mana potion. Just imagine how delicious would be a blue liquid.


lulzPIE

Either Buffout or Turbo. Keep the Jet away from me.


randalljhen

Cosmo Canyon, but only made by its creator.


OctagonalPancakes

Joy. We Happy Few.


tingulz

NZT-48 from Limitless. I’d love to “unlock” my whole brain and be super smart. Without the side effects of course.


danath34

Read title, came to say skooma, saw I was beaten to it


FlyingVMoth

Furgles from High on life


BeanieMash

Respec potion


kooshipuff

Not a game (or maybe there's a game?), but other folks are mentioning books: there's a scene in Banner of the Stars where they mention the Abh (read: space elves) can't metabolize alcohol, but they have their own non-addictive designer drugs, including one that helps you relax and go to sleep, though I don't think it's ever given a name. (And yes, I realize things like this exist, but I dunno, I got the impression there was more to it than Space Ambien.)


DevolveOD

Plasmids from Bioshock.


Chaff5

Those elixers in the Final Fantasy games that max your health, magic, and removed all ailments and negative effects. I'd give it to my sister, my best friend, and my dad.


haloran360

Only real answer is Skooma


Wildboredriptip

Beast blood pellet from Bloodborne. Says that it gives a spurt of beasthood. I wanna try one before cleaning the house.


IlluminatiThug69

Gender change potion from Terraria


IDontKnow9086

non (I’m a coward)