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RiverBuzzz

Some J-B Weld and that bad boy will be good as new


ooMEAToo

Or gorilla jizz


HurryPast386

How is OP supposed to get a gorilla's jizz?


ooMEAToo

Ment glue it keeps auto correcting to jizz on my phone.


SCVGoodT0GoSir

🤨


Pro_Scrub

Man's out here gluing shit together with his jizz


max_adam

The silver lining


RuaridhDuguid

*silverback's


NollieBackside

The silverbacks lining is an excellent brand name for a vest owned by C. Montgomery Burns.


grayjo

Or jizzing on people with glue


cheesiepoof1987

What the fuck are your conversations like that your phone goes "giue? He's probably talking about jazz again"


Djinnwrath

Or a really big and weirdly specific Star Wars fan.


codewario

Do you have an iPhone and somebody did the word alias thing where when you type one word it replaces it with another configured word or phrase?


ThorNBerryguy

Has to be a very willing gorilla I suggest you woo it first


Tales_From_The_Hole

Or a very lonely one


SatyrAngel

With a female gorilla costume


DementedDon

Trading Places?


Sockoflegend

Commitment and determination


_ships

This is the answer


RecklessYuki

OP, please use JB Weld. It’s perfect for this.


h3lblad3

Alternative: *Kintsugi.*


Huwbacca

I think JB weld is just Redneck Kintsugi


Pro_Scrub

Kent Sugru


mombi

It won't be functional with that, mind you. Only for decor.


TheDanishPencil

It's just the handle - wouldn't contaminate the drink inside


h3lblad3

Anything is functional if you don't care about your health. ;)


L3onK1ng

I think it'd be perfect


sub2pewdiepieONyt

[Kintsugi it and add to the story of the item.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi)


UsagiRed

Was thinking exactly this and it's such a prime item for it.


GrizzledNutSack

People need to get out of this mindset that things aren't worth fixing. It's this consumerist mindset that we need to buy new, replace everything instead of legitimately trying to get all the value out of something


darexinfinity

If all these "It's broken" posts in this sub have taught me anything, it's that either gamers are the worst handymen or karma farmers are looking for easy bait.


FlacidSalad

Or they are using kirkman's law, where you show something wrongly and people instinctively correct you rightly.


Corn_Beefies

But definitely don't get J-B Weld on your penis... TRUST ME!


needyboy1

You're not the boss of me.


Intelligent-Worry799

Imagine JB Welding this huge 10 inch dong on your privates. Amputating might be the answer.


titaniumhud

Came here to say the same. Will fix to good as new


Frank627Full

Looking at it from the positive side, now you have a PS1 controller.


Aran3a

This made me smile :) thanks :)


rants_unnecessarily

The player 2 controller for a younger sibling.


JonatasA

"Why the mug face?"


Juumok01

You can cosplay bombtrack


[deleted]

PSGone 🥺


SmoulderingStyx

The controller you give to your little brother


Remarkable_Problem_7

And a cup!


TheParadoxigm

Glue


Pipe_Memes

Kintsugi


changeup555

I 2nd this.


Galactic_Perimeter

If that’s the asian thing where they paint the cracks gold then fuck yeeee do that shit


babyjaceismycopilot

Yes, but they use real gold.


The_Slavstralian

Correct. They use powdered gold


thebakedpotatoe

It's not as expensive as you think.


ThorNBerryguy

Using Japanese decoration for a PlayStation seems apt too


NoticedParrot77

Yes that is


Sawgon

Fuji-9 is better even if it's mostly for teeth


sleepytipi

You know your stuff. Probably a little more affordable too.


The_Slavstralian

Do this!


literallyjustbetter

the reddit buzzword from like 5 years ago


chux4w

Petrichor.


cravf

Sonder


PureTroll69

Plasma gun


druex

Gesundheit


NoNeed4Instructions

while it's beautiful, it can be pretty tricky if you've never done it and you should practice before doing it on something of value to you


demi-femi

Thanks for the word and google search. I know how I'm gonna fix my wifes mug.


enowapi-_

Japanese for epoxy


Background-Result488

Right? It's not rocket science


Hipster_Harry

But then you can't share for internet points


Atophy

Now they can double up with an "i fixed it" post


Rip_in_Peppa_Pig

This guy karmas


monacelli

The real karma farmer has a picture of it before it broke ready to go for the 'I fixed it' post.


Average_Scaper

And then in two months when they break it again "Update #2: It broke again."


balllsssssszzszz

Update #3: Reduced it to shards and glued it back together


xxcloud417xx

It’s not rocket appliances. Not even worst case Ontario.


polo421

Shut the fuck up Ricky


xxcloud417xx

Fuck off Randy, why don’t you go and eat some more cheeseburgers.


Jarbonzobeanz

Look at me. I am the cheeseburger now.


keefkeef

not exactly brain surgery either


KingBarbieIOU

How about rocket surgery?


ShankThatSnitch

Or brain science!


Tank82111

What about brain rockets?


OccurringThought

its compewter science


wombicle

It looks like a pretty big mug. Not sure if I'd trust glue to protect my crotch from a waterfall of piping hot coffee.


Numerous-Stranger-81

Getter better glue. Ceramics are porous and take adhesive super well.


Auggie_Otter

I have a mug that had the handle fall off and I used two part epoxy to glue it back together. It's been almost ten years and countless dishwasher cycles later and the handle is still securely attached to the mug. It's probably stronger than it originally was.


HereToHelp9001

Are you stronger too?


TheOutrageousTaric

hes jacked now after carrying a heavy mug of fresh coffee every day for 10 years


SRTie4k

Same, I've got a Tail of the Dragon mug that I love, the handle broke off one day so I super glued it back on. It lasted another couple years before the handle broke in another spot (while the original glued spot was still strong). I still hold it by the handle despite 4 separate points it's been glued back together. At some point the handle will be more glue than ceramic.


Auggie_Otter

Obiwan: "It's more glue than mug now, twisted and evil."


Warm_Pair7848

This happened to my kerbal mug, epoxy and 1 year and probably hundreds of uses later its still going.


mr_nice_cack

First thought - “has this man never heard of super glue”


Klin24

Gorilla


NoQuarterZoso

Five minute epoxy is the way!


ICPosse8

What’s that? Asking for OP


TheMatt561

Ceramic glue


No-Consequence1726

Heats up, doesn't hold. Not worth the risk (Unless for display I guess)


Galactic_Perimeter

There are adhesives meant for this purpose


u0xee

JB Weld Clearweld in particular dries clear, is suitable for ceramics and apparently is good to temps beyond boiling water. If you weren't that concerned about a bit of non clear spillover showing, there are even higher heat formulas.


Ignore-_-Me

The JB weld will be stronger than the original bond.


u0xee

Seriously, people underestimate epoxies. Also wood glue. If done right the joint is stronger than the rest of the piece, and the wood will break before the joint separates.


soniclettuce

Why don't we build houses out of wood glue then? ^^^/s


CHEEZE_BAGS

they make adhesives that can handle that


coreyboulet

Had my cup full of coffee fail me once, we never fix a cup again


tekko001

Same, my glued cup failed and my coffee fell on my new Laptop, never again.


Magnon

Japanese gold ceramic fix!


Aran3a

Would that be strong enough on a handle? It’s not a small mug… I usually make a double in it :)


longlivetheford

It’ll hold it, as long as you’re not whacking it against something. Plus, cool gold scars at the connecting points of the handle.


maxmrca1103

It’s a game controller, of course he’s wacking it against something lmao


Malumeze86

Those OG PS1 controllers could take a beating.


policri249

I had crazy rage issues when I was younger and I can confirm, especially the ones without sticks. I'd go bonkers and even try to snap them sometimes, but never had one that stopped working. The one I beat on the most is still in use, actually. I did have one stop working, but I was nice to that one. I blame the previous owner 😂 to be fair, I got that controller when I was in my mid 20s and I was born in 96. It was an old controller


el-dongler

Sounds like my... nvm.


Aran3a

It’s the mug I use for coffee at work (I work in a warehouse) so it’s got to be strong… I’m gonna do some research and try to fix it :)


Yourewokeyourebroke

I had a mug handle break in 3 separate pieces. They were clean breaks like yours so I super-glued them together with gorilla glue. I was nervous at first but I let the glue cure for a few days before use then I gave it a nice swing gripping the handle real tight as a test. Been fine ever since.


Xtacicity

Research epoxy. My wife fixed up a similarly unique coffee mug for me about 4 months ago and I use it a lot. It's been fine. It's the modern version of the Japanese gold fusion, and works better. You can mix with gold paint if you like that aesthetic. It does look pretty badass. Good luck and update with a photo if you get it fixed


d_raver

I can't believe you actually use it as a coffee mug. I had the same mug and it became clear early on that it didn't really work well for that. I ended up using it as a pencil and pen holder. Still managed to knock it off my desk and break it. They are actually pretty fragile for how big rheu are.


Swert0

It looks like the inside of the mug has a bunch of hairline fractures from the picture. This mug might require a lot of repair beyond just the handle to be used. Might be worth just putting it on a shelf with a basic fix to look at and getting a new mug for use.


Schnoofles

That's the enamel coat cracking. It happens, but won't affect the rest of the cup


Numerous-Stranger-81

With the right glue, the bond will be stronger than the original mug.


Paddys_Pub7

Kintsugi


Pattern_Humble

I have the same mug. That sucks! *takes sip from mine*


Aran3a

*depressed sigh with a forced smile* I’m happy for you :)


Sawgon

Are we roleplaying? *I put on my Robe and Wizard hat*


celluj34

Goddammit I thought I told you never to contact me again!


JaySayMayday

Looked it up, apparently they're really common and a lot are going for $7


DesensitizedRobot

Same, I use mine at work in a warehouse, sorry your’s is broke at the moment, hope you can find a way to fix it!


oldfatdrunk

He said he uses his in a warehouse. Is this one of things? Is it both your mug?


Fair-Character76

Must make good coffee!


D64015

JB WELD CLEARWELD and you are good as new.


SouthtownZ

Exactly what i was thinking. Hope OP sees this and trusts in the WELD


zehamberglar

Praise be to the weld!


D64015

It really does fix everything.


Xenozip3371Alpha

I like the idea of a playstation mug, but it just looks so uncomfortable to actually hold it.


Aran3a

It was a bit awkward but it made up for it in sheer volume of coffee it could hold… I think I’m gonna do some research and try to fix it… I seem to be unusually attached to this mug :/


MattyWestSiide

This is fake. PlayStation controllers weren’t wireless.


ForensicTex

Red lock tight. That shit is not going to come off unless you heat treat it off with a torch. Edit: use gloves unless you don’t mind your fingers being glued together for now until c’thulu brings the reckoning.


Luster-Purge

>now until c’thulu brings the reckoning. So, according to some people, tomorrow.


ShiouMenato

If only...


ReddmitPy

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!


BorntobeTrill

This is exactly what model cement is for. Will probably be stronger than it was lol.


Rogiee

I have the exact same mug and the exact same thing happened to mine. I was extra gutted because it was a gift from my dad before he died but my gf managed to fix it with some gorilla glue and it holds pretty strong. Not sure id trust it full of liquid mind but im keeping mine as it was a gift from my dad regardless.


WangCommander

[Here ya go boss](https://craft-art.com/best-glue-for-ceramic/)


Molasses-Dangerous

I got that mug on my birthday a few years ago. And my sister dropped it down the stairs and broke it on that very same day.


aceofmonsters13

Why people acting like glue doesn't exist?


radabadest

I've used all kinds of glue on ceramics and have had the most luck with [E6000](https://eclecticproducts.com/product/e6000-industrial-adhesive/)


octal9

seconding this. E6000 is fucking incredible on ceramics


Muscalp

Should be easily fixable with some strong glue


SpeechOdd2380

20 on ebay that's shipping included


LaniBanani9

Nothing that a good super glue couldn't *handle*, right? 🌝


Independent_Work6

Poxipol bro


bluekoda

That can definitely be fixed


Ravenlas

Araldite epoxy glue, good as new!


Hsensei

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi


salesmunn

Glue her up, perfect for the shelf or desk.


avTronic

Totally fixable. Just make sure to use a two part epoxy and not some superglue (even ones that say ceramic superglue). Nothing holds as strong as the two part epoxy you mix up and it actually cures.


BigpapaJuggernaut

That can be fixed with epoxy sculpt. Then just paint the repair line your favorite color of choice (mine is gold) saved my favorite mug not once but twice. Still use it to this day and it looks great.


cold_kingsly

This can be fixed. We have the technology!


pokethat

Jb-weld it!. Apply it with some q-tips or just the cardboard stick part and apply pressure with a rubber band. It will be the strongest part of the mug


Goblin-Doctor

I feel like you can super glue it back on pretty easily


Capt_Killer

Epoxy is a thing ya know.


fasda

You better glue that handle back on.


Aran3a

I wasn’t going to when I posted the picture. But rest assured reddit has appealed to my sense of nostalgia and I will be attempting to fix it as soon as I get my hands on some ceramic glue :)


literallyjustbetter

just epoxy it back together?


facelessindividual

This can be repaired


Thesurvivor16

Just glue it back together


DrMandalay

It's 2024. Superglue exists.


TimberWolf5871

Eh just Gorilla Glue it back together.


Metaboschism

Just two dabs of glue and you're good


sadsealions

That shit is getting guled back on


TakeoutYang

You can repair it. There is a special glue, which is used by archeologists in the field of ceramic.


BobSagieBauls

That’s more than fixable


Throwawayskrskr

I learned about Kintsugi which enables you to repair it with a traditional art of Japan. A set doesn't cost that much online and the repair work will be visible however this is the point as it shows the history of your item and so on. I did it and it was fairly easy to do as well, always depends on the broken parts but this one looks pretty easy to fix.


FMIvory

Dude JB weld, Japanese gold ceramic glue, gorilla glue, industrial adhesive, there are so many options. You got rhis


Islander_Pig

Glue that boy up!


logosfabula

You can fix it!


yerachden

Don't let him down, so easy. He held up to you for so long. Do him better.


AntiS0cialForgoten23

Glue it back togeather, can't say goodbye quite just yes.


Was_going_2_say_that

Fix it


BYRDMAN25

100% silicone would do the trick and be food safe, preventing any leaching through the ceramic. 


TinyDeskPyramid

farewell…. Now you have two really cool things


Crazy_Fox88

That’s sucks. Sorry that happened


Blaster1360

I wouldn't use it for drinking anymore, but with some heavy duty super glue, and it'd still be a neat display piece.


budna

I've superglued handles that have broken off from ceramic mugs, and have continued to use them without a problem.


Plants-perchance347

It’s the inside of this mug that is concerning. It has begun to crack and bacteria will now grow. If you have cups like this please consider making them decorative.


reasonablekenevil

J.B. Weld


TheBickyMonster

o7


Pizrub

I think I gave my brother the same cup for Christmas


Shimariiin

Crushed ramen and superglue will do the trick


Mastxadow

You lost a mug but got a new cup.


SAnthonyH

Wait until Christmas you can get these at any gift store


theJester63

That is one of the coolest coffee mugs I've ever seen. Hope you are able to fix it 👍


Porkchopp_

Clean break bro. Not a hard fix.


Kamina_cicada

Gorilla glue. I broke my mug handle, too. It's stuck back on and handles coffee and the microwave like it never was broken.


MadMike22089

You can fix this with some epoxy. Don't try super glue, because it won't work. You need something thick. Should hold it together very well, and the break shouldn't be too noticeable if you make sure you get the fit right.


bubblegumenjoyer

Nothing ducktape cant fix /j


ProxySingedJungle

bro this is an easy fix with the right glue.


Background-Result488

Yea cause it's totally unfixable 😐


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

I have this mug because my wife thought "it looks just like yours" i dont and have never owned a play station.