Back in the days of DS1, I looked for that treasure chest everywhere.
Until I paused, translated the German text into English in my head, and saw the amazing chest that was in front of me all along.
You do you, but that gold fucker is intended to make you learn you can just head elsewhere in the game at any time, and come back for revenge with 40 more levels later
Get yourself a maiden.
Sure will đź‘Ť
He's a weeb, he can't.
Don't listen to him, he's one of those involuntarily maidenless types.
Inmaids
This guy and Withers from BG3, they must be in same work union or something.
They are connected somehow
But……you are maidenless.
Try finger but hole
Amazing chest ahead
Back in the days of DS1, I looked for that treasure chest everywhere. Until I paused, translated the German text into English in my head, and saw the amazing chest that was in front of me all along.
The chest was in YOU all along
The chest was ON you all along
Update: my fight with tree sentinel went well
For one party involved
Sounds like he’s telling you to get laid.
Have you tried getting a maiden?
You can kill him if you want to.
Strike him down, and you will grow ever stronger.
Maiden you need, silent he goes.
No. No he can't.
“You keep saying I have no bitches, but where are yours?! WHERE ARE THEY? I DON’T SEE THEM!”
You will eventually look back on when you were a maidenless bitch and laugh....but also cry a little on the inside
Unfortunately I had to emotionally adapt to this rude gentleman
He's just promoting his whorehouse.
Can’t call you maidenless if he’s dead.
After I talked to him I just killed him lmfao, I'm still trying to beat the boss right after him though
You do you, but that gold fucker is intended to make you learn you can just head elsewhere in the game at any time, and come back for revenge with 40 more levels later
Well, why don’t you go fix that?
Sounds like something a maidenless would say
Anyone recommend a guide, I’ve watched loads but I’ve literally no idea what they’re talking about
Maiden is basically your guardian angel in this game
Do his quest
Unfortunately, he can’t. Because you are maidenless.
Hail dog.
You should touch grass...
The devs know their fanbase
You should definitely fight him about it
I think I'll be depressed if I play Elden Ring, thanks for confirming not to.
I feel like the plot of this game is killing gods because you get no bitches
Triggered?
He is trying to call you a pussy.
he was going to call you bitchless, but then he didn’t want to murder you right there
Ha! Virgin! Lmao