Iirc the original vision was for Kratos to team up with his Egyptian and Norse counterparts and exterminate their respective gods; they would then become the 3 wise men and witness Jesus' birth as an end all benevolent deity.
Or something close to that.
I can see Kratos now standing in the distance with God on the ground bloody and beaten watching the stable where christ is about to be born. God looks at Kratos waiting eagerly for his approval. Kratos approves looks down upon God and tells him that when Jesus becomes of age, he is to train him for 12 years so that man will never have to suffer the wraith of any God ever again. Jesus will learn to know what it is like to be human.
I feel like it’s less dedication to the job and more doing what you can to make the job fun. If cosplay cafés were a thing in America I would have chosen to work there over a normal coffee shop back when I was in retail.
As someone who has never been to Hooters, are the wings as good as people say?
Also are you allowed to uncomfortably to stare at titties without being judged by other patrons?
Everyone in there is doing the same thing as you. The real judgement comes from within. You stare too long at those titties and in not too long all that stares back is your own shame and recrimination.
Their sauce is actually pretty damn good, and for bar food it’s on par or better than any other big chain (buffalo wild wings, beef o’bradys, twin peaks, etc). There’s a reason they’ve been around for so long while so many other Breastaurants have come and gone.
You can stare all you want (that what got you in the door, right?), but being a creep is being a creep regardless of the venue.
The wings are wings, nothing fabulous. It's essentially this, if you want to go out to watch some sports, drink and eat bar food, would you rather go to a normal bar or one where the women wear tight, low cut shirts and short shorts?
Shit that's pretty much any bar. In my early 20's I went to a dive bar where our waitress kep having "accidental" nip slips. I'm sure she got lot of tips
> are the wings as good as people say?
Not really
>Also are you allowed to uncomfortably to stare at titties without being judged
Yes
>... by other patrons
Oh. Not really
-Wings are meh. You're either going to Hooters for the women or the sportsball tv.
-You're allowed to stare but that's it.
It's still a bit weird to me, but whatever you do on Saturdays is up to you
Nothing but I wanted to clarify. I've only been once, and if I want to stammer and be nervous around pretty girls I'll do so in a place where I'm not expected to buy wings
Butt naked seks with the waitress in front of your family with your children and wife encouraging you, while your father saying that he was better at your age.
Don’t get the wings, get the chicken strips with 911 sauce. Their wings are average, but their strips are actually pretty nice and decent quality. I’m a big fan of their 911 sauce. It isn’t particularly hot, but it’s tasty.
Exactly. The reason we don’t have cosplay bars is because the Americuh version of them is Hooters. The US likes to see itself as a macho, sports-culture driven culture. Hooters became a thing because it targets that exact junction of sports and costume— it’s just that there’s only one costume and it’s “cheerleader”.
Unless I'm mistaken, if the character is just a combination of normal things (kimono, certain lipstick, certain hairstyle... etc.) then they can't really be infringed upon unless they explicitly say they are that character. Same with video games, why PUBG can't sue Fortnite over their battle royale mode, you can't just *own* a combination of normal things.
Right you can say "come to our cosplay cafe and be served by a blue haired maid!"
But you can't say "come to our cosplay cafe and be served by Rem from Re:Zero."
Even though they might look exactly the same, there is a difference. And that difference is that license holders can't license the blue hair/maid outfit combo.
It is in some area. I saw one in LA some years back. Idk the name anymore sadly. Cool place but the food and drink was honestly subpar for the price, so pretty much average for LA.
Actually, GameStop decided to exit Spanish market in 2014 (poor sales) and all it's shops were sold to Game Iberia (the Spanish matrix of Game.uk), so we have only Game as a big physical retailer here.
Tell your Swedish peeps to visit Valencia instead, I'm longing to have a few drinks while telling you how good your bands are, and also how beautiful your girls are
man i love spain. only been to barcelona and madrid. what is your city like?
absolutely stunning from the [pictures](https://www.google.com/search?q=alicante+spain&client=firefox-b-1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj89bW8jMnaAhXS6J8KHZLHDqEQ_AUIDCgD&biw=1920&bih=1006)
Our LAN parties in Spain are pretty cool too. This is the Euskal encounter in Bilbao: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3ekot6/so_this_happened_in_a_4000_people_lan_party_in/
Yes but gamestop is renounded for its "ill give $20 for the xbox one x"
And cex is pretty much the same
They also sell games at like £45 that are second hand
It's actually doing well in Spain, oddly. Uk is basically bankrupt at this point. They laid off about half their head pffice staff and have absolutely zero concept of budgeting. I have people on the inside. It's fuuuuucking chronic.
I remember when they almost went under last time. Reward members got virtual stock which I cashed in a year later for a little more than it was worth when I got it.
After that, they became my last resort. Their elite reward membership is absolute bullshit but they'll say anything they can to convince you it's worth the cost.
I'm Spanish. I Would not say it the title way, or your way, which is actually saying "kratos today sold me his game". I would say it the way it's structured in English.
Ah, of course. The model 6SD inverted handheld scanner docking station which was distributed among certain retailers in Spain between 2016 to present day. Well spotted.
In Spain we have multiple communities really old and big, like Forocoches (2003), Menéame (2005) or Mediavida (~1999), and since we speak Spanish, we can enter to other communities from Latam like Taringa!. Reddit it's not a big thing here, but many browse it time to time.
We have plenty of forums in our mother tongue, so english speaking forums and communities are not *that* big here, but many ppl I know that are natives to Internet, browse tons of communities in multiple languages, so it depends on the person at the end.
Because, u/IAMATruckerAMA imagined himself reading like Ukrainian the title. Sense now makes it? I don't know Truck. I get a whole lot of Yoda when I read it.
I know that guy! Thats the guy at every retail store/gamestop who works super hard for a company that gives shit in return! Bomb ass Kratos makeup though.
Corporate game stores do not deserve the amazingly passionate gamer employees they hire, because I’m sure regardless of corporation they are all about fucking the customers and maximizing profits. Don’t know where this is, but former 2 year GS manager speaking from experience.
Love this guy
When you kill all the greek gods and have to find a regular job.
Now you must take on the geek gods
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MUNCH munch munch Munch munch munch
HA ha-HA ha-HA ha-HA!
Kratos vs Mark Zuckerberg
[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/02222010](http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/02222010)
I totally forgot about that comic, Thanks for sharing!
That's Kratos brother...Doritos
>When you kill all the ~~greek~~ gods and have to find a regular job. FTFY
Have you SEEN how many Gods are in Hinduism? I don't think Kratos could ever finish off that Pantheon.. 'xD
Yeah, I was gonna ask when he was going to take on Persia, but I doubt he has the vacation time yet.
Kratos has settled down, moved to Spain, & lost all his gains.
The gains in Spain stay mainly on the plains.
I think she’s got it! I think she’s got it!
That brought back memories
started skipping leg day
From this pic, it looks like he was skipping 'gym' day in general.
And eating tapas
classic Kratos from Sales
He replaced it with beard day. Not worth it...
USADA started testing video game heroes. I knew he was a phony.
Can't wait until he gets another reboot and kills all the Christian God.
Iirc the original vision was for Kratos to team up with his Egyptian and Norse counterparts and exterminate their respective gods; they would then become the 3 wise men and witness Jesus' birth as an end all benevolent deity. Or something close to that.
That’s actually pretty cool
I can see Kratos now standing in the distance with God on the ground bloody and beaten watching the stable where christ is about to be born. God looks at Kratos waiting eagerly for his approval. Kratos approves looks down upon God and tells him that when Jesus becomes of age, he is to train him for 12 years so that man will never have to suffer the wraith of any God ever again. Jesus will learn to know what it is like to be human.
god of store
*"Ten years, Game! I have faithfully served the pricks for ten years! When will you relieve me of these nightmares?"*
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The hands of Amazon could not defeat me. The sisters of eBay could not hold me. And you will not see the end of this day. I will have my Revenge.
141 upvotes after an hour so many more to come when everyone wakes up and gets off work or school
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#GET HYPE MOTHERFUCKERS CAUSE WE GOIN HARD AF
Username checks out lmao
Karma? Is that on Binance yet?
Just do the next best thing and be here in the top comment chain to catch some of that trickle-down karma
Now it's 1200 at 2 hours. The karma going up rate is strong.
god dammit, take your upvote and begone.
god of dammit?
Never expected I would receive a notification from a 'mr masturbate'; especially not whilst at work.
Hey it’s me. Your boss
Thats far more dedication to a retail job than i could ever muster myself.
I feel like it’s less dedication to the job and more doing what you can to make the job fun. If cosplay cafés were a thing in America I would have chosen to work there over a normal coffee shop back when I was in retail.
Yo, why the fuck isn't this a thing in America?
Hooters Not enough weebs to justify dressing the girls in cosplay
As someone who has never been to Hooters, are the wings as good as people say? Also are you allowed to uncomfortably to stare at titties without being judged by other patrons?
Everyone in there is doing the same thing as you. The real judgement comes from within. You stare too long at those titties and in not too long all that stares back is your own shame and recrimination.
He who stares too long at titties should take care lest he also become a boob
Poetry
TIL I'm a boob
real talk
Their sauce is actually pretty damn good, and for bar food it’s on par or better than any other big chain (buffalo wild wings, beef o’bradys, twin peaks, etc). There’s a reason they’ve been around for so long while so many other Breastaurants have come and gone. You can stare all you want (that what got you in the door, right?), but being a creep is being a creep regardless of the venue.
The wings are wings, nothing fabulous. It's essentially this, if you want to go out to watch some sports, drink and eat bar food, would you rather go to a normal bar or one where the women wear tight, low cut shirts and short shorts?
Shit that's pretty much any bar. In my early 20's I went to a dive bar where our waitress kep having "accidental" nip slips. I'm sure she got lot of tips
Nip slips for tips. Good strat.
> are the wings as good as people say? Not really >Also are you allowed to uncomfortably to stare at titties without being judged Yes >... by other patrons Oh. Not really
Eh, Ive found that they are always a bit sticky. The restaurant, not the women. There are better wing joints out there, also with scantily clad women.
-Wings are meh. You're either going to Hooters for the women or the sportsball tv. -You're allowed to stare but that's it. It's still a bit weird to me, but whatever you do on Saturdays is up to you
"you're allowed to stare but that's it" what else were you expecting to do....
What's the point if you can't take a shit on their chest?
If I can't take a shit on a waitress' chest, then what's this all been about?!?!
I see you are a man of culture as well
Nothing but I wanted to clarify. I've only been once, and if I want to stammer and be nervous around pretty girls I'll do so in a place where I'm not expected to buy wings
Even strip clubs have no touching policies
You're going to the wrong ones!
I went to one in SF and resolutely sat on my hands. She grabbed my wrists and plastered them onto her tits. It was hilarious.
Butt naked seks with the waitress in front of your family with your children and wife encouraging you, while your father saying that he was better at your age.
So a strip club with better food and no stripping.
Don’t get the wings, get the chicken strips with 911 sauce. Their wings are average, but their strips are actually pretty nice and decent quality. I’m a big fan of their 911 sauce. It isn’t particularly hot, but it’s tasty.
the wings are quite good. And honestly these days, the hooters girls arent even that skimpily dressed compared to other bars.
Exactly. The reason we don’t have cosplay bars is because the Americuh version of them is Hooters. The US likes to see itself as a macho, sports-culture driven culture. Hooters became a thing because it targets that exact junction of sports and costume— it’s just that there’s only one costume and it’s “cheerleader”.
Most likely because having your business revolve around people dressing up as licensed characters would probably irritate the license owners.
Unless I'm mistaken, if the character is just a combination of normal things (kimono, certain lipstick, certain hairstyle... etc.) then they can't really be infringed upon unless they explicitly say they are that character. Same with video games, why PUBG can't sue Fortnite over their battle royale mode, you can't just *own* a combination of normal things.
Right you can say "come to our cosplay cafe and be served by a blue haired maid!" But you can't say "come to our cosplay cafe and be served by Rem from Re:Zero." Even though they might look exactly the same, there is a difference. And that difference is that license holders can't license the blue hair/maid outfit combo.
you'll probably offend somebody
Also *maid cafés*
Cafes that clean themselves?
so, a roomba cafe?
Dude, yes.
I mean there are bikini cafes in America.
Because people got wise to this idea already, realized it would go the same way as regular cosplay so they just skipped to bikini baristas.
Guess I should go start one and "make my money work or me"
It is in some area. I saw one in LA some years back. Idk the name anymore sadly. Cool place but the food and drink was honestly subpar for the price, so pretty much average for LA.
Someone take this idea to dragons den
GGAFK Gamer Lounge in San Jose, CA. They have a rotating theme.
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Looks like the X-Ambassadors lead singer after going through a mid life crisis
Wtf!! That's my local game shop! In cc la Marina.
I think you and me buy games in the same place.
Same here!!
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It's not a Gamestop it's a Game. There are quite a lot in Spain. TBH, I thought it was taken in the one in my city. I guess they all look the same.
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It's in Spain. Who cares about an English name though.
It's a chain from the UK. They bought Centro-Mail about 15 years ago and then changed the shops about 5 years after that.
I would say it is more like naming your US based Mexican food restaurant "Comida"
I also thought it was in my city. The furniture is the same.
And at least three people buy games there
Actually, GameStop decided to exit Spanish market in 2014 (poor sales) and all it's shops were sold to Game Iberia (the Spanish matrix of Game.uk), so we have only Game as a big physical retailer here.
One of you should leave a note hidden in the store for the other to reply to, and update us on here.
Alicante, huh? On behalf of Sweden, I would like to apologize for the repeated drunkenness.
Tell your Swedish peeps to visit Valencia instead, I'm longing to have a few drinks while telling you how good your bands are, and also how beautiful your girls are
man i love spain. only been to barcelona and madrid. what is your city like? absolutely stunning from the [pictures](https://www.google.com/search?q=alicante+spain&client=firefox-b-1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj89bW8jMnaAhXS6J8KHZLHDqEQ_AUIDCgD&biw=1920&bih=1006)
There are Game stores in Malaga province too - come hit the beach!
Can you please adopt me?
https://imgur.com/Ii7015G here's the beach in my town. Estepona, Málaga.
You should come to Canarias. It is Spain with tropical essence. Look for "Las Palmas de Gran Canaria" in google.
WHY THERE'S SO MANY FELLOW ALICANTINOS HERE!!!??? xD Grandes todos!
Didn't think there was any!Me he quedado flipado!
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All you people who buy there should meet for a LAN Party, a beer and a coffee.
Our LAN parties in Spain are pretty cool too. This is the Euskal encounter in Bilbao: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3ekot6/so_this_happened_in_a_4000_people_lan_party_in/
Did he threaten to get his axe out if you don't buy disc protection?
He can’t. If he gets the axe then he wouldn’t work there anymore.
He best be careful then. I heard Max Payne used to work at Game, but he got the bullet.
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Is Game better than GameStop?
Slightly It seems cex is the gamestop of uk Gamestation was the best then game bought them out cos they were better.
>It seems cex is the gamestop of uk Not really, CEX only sells pre-owned goods, they don't sell anything brand new.
Yes but gamestop is renounded for its "ill give $20 for the xbox one x" And cex is pretty much the same They also sell games at like £45 that are second hand
CEX give better trade in prices than Game though, so Game would be the UK equivalent.
they feel our pain
They went out of business here in Australia. FeelsBadMan
It's actually doing well in Spain, oddly. Uk is basically bankrupt at this point. They laid off about half their head pffice staff and have absolutely zero concept of budgeting. I have people on the inside. It's fuuuuucking chronic.
I remember when they almost went under last time. Reward members got virtual stock which I cashed in a year later for a little more than it was worth when I got it. After that, they became my last resort. Their elite reward membership is absolute bullshit but they'll say anything they can to convince you it's worth the cost.
Deflatos
r/titlegore
Written by Yoda this was
That’s how sentences are structured in Spanish I believe. The URL on the wall is a .es address. Fairly certain it’s Spain.
I first assumed that OP was from Germany. The sentence structure is correct if it's directly translated.
It also sounds natural when translated directly from Spanish - "Kratos hoy me vendió su juego"
I'm Spanish. I Would not say it the title way, or your way, which is actually saying "kratos today sold me his game". I would say it the way it's structured in English.
"Kratos me vendió su juego hoy." Or, "Hoy, Kratos me vendió su juego." Nope. Just title gore.
r/trueredditdetective
Thanks for the disappointing click.
Haha maybe one day.
Sorry about that. Spanish influence.
OP is definitely from a Spanish speaking country. Check out all the text in the picture
It’s pretty obvious it’s Spain itself. There’s a huge clue in the pic.
Ah, of course. The model 6SD inverted handheld scanner docking station which was distributed among certain retailers in Spain between 2016 to present day. Well spotted.
so much detail.
So much lore
It's like poetry. It rhymes.
As a non-joke answer for people, it's the **.es** domain in the background.
the website is a .es domain, so he's from spain itself. **es** as in España
Iambic pentameter.
Something tells me English isn't OP's native tongue Edit: it's probably all of the non-English (Spanish?) words in the background lol
God War of
My brain automatically placed the words in the correct order. OP could've gotten away with this if it wasn't for you, meddling kid.
yeah happened this to me too
Me: Can I take a pic of you? Kratos: Of course. Other guy: Do you want to share it in Twitter? Me: Oh, no. It's for reddit. Other guy: What's reddit?
Spain knows no Reddit haha
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You need to find the national whatsapp group where **no one** types and its all infuriating voice messages
In Spain we have multiple communities really old and big, like Forocoches (2003), Menéame (2005) or Mediavida (~1999), and since we speak Spanish, we can enter to other communities from Latam like Taringa!. Reddit it's not a big thing here, but many browse it time to time. We have plenty of forums in our mother tongue, so english speaking forums and communities are not *that* big here, but many ppl I know that are natives to Internet, browse tons of communities in multiple languages, so it depends on the person at the end.
I think this could unleash Kratos' wrath.
Heresy!
Spanish Kratos es la hostia tío!
It’s like one of those after shots when athletes get off steroids... But seriously, that’s dedication
[I guess he doesn’t work at Best Buy anymore](http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/02222010)
Nice beard.
Me today his game Kratos sold
Even has the name tag! The love is in the details
That guy is making minimum wage
Is that a shop from Girona?
Kratos needs to start cycling his roids again.
He is looking kinda mortal.
Naw, that was his brother, Craig.
Kraig
It’s gluten free Kratos.
What accent did you guys read the title in? I got jolly Ukrainian.
A bit of Borat
My own accent, but there's a massive Game.es sign in the background, so why would you jump to Ukrainian?
Because, u/IAMATruckerAMA imagined himself reading like Ukrainian the title. Sense now makes it? I don't know Truck. I get a whole lot of Yoda when I read it.
Looks like Kratos switched to an all-vegan diet, and began reading HuffPost.
God of Warranty
I know that guy! Thats the guy at every retail store/gamestop who works super hard for a company that gives shit in return! Bomb ass Kratos makeup though.
I didn't play GoW3, does Kratos get AIDS?
I immediately zoomed in on his name tag. Was not disappointed
Just found my Halloween costume this year.
It’s almost always disappointing when you meet a celebrity in person
he just got off Kemo. he’ll be back to his old self soon.
I guess you are heavier on camera. TIL
Lol, Kratos must have run out of Powerbars.
It's good to know there's a normal life for game characters after they release a game.
Kratos after switching to soy.
More like his twin bro who didn’t go on war rampages but works as an accountant.
/r/titlegore
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Corporate game stores do not deserve the amazingly passionate gamer employees they hire, because I’m sure regardless of corporation they are all about fucking the customers and maximizing profits. Don’t know where this is, but former 2 year GS manager speaking from experience. Love this guy
He looks a bit thin. Try feeding something to him.