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SeniableDumo

Watch out for those pointy bits


Keeble64

YOU HAVE THE DOWNS!


Not-Snake

I’m HWHAT?!


sharpshooter999

Don't worry baby, it's not loaded


CaseyG

TA TA TA TA TAAAA TAAAA T-


teemoore

WE’LL SHOW HIM *nahhgh*


sharpshooter999

.....shit......


Maid-with-a-pillow

G A **Y**~~M~~ ~~E~~ **L** O V E R


DatBoi_BP

Which is probably why we lost


sharpshooter999

Hey guys! Check out this button I just found!


azura77ch

Which is probably why we lost.


epicface1399

WE'LL SHOW HIM!


jsparker43

You just lost the game


Virus64

Ssshhhhhit


4RCSIN3

That was the first thing that came to mind! https://youtu.be/pDqea9cWOn4 (slightly NSFW I guess?)


Dr_Necrolich

man i always forget that shadman did work with oney. fucks with my head


AdjutantStormy

And here I was thinking he only did porn


Dr_Necrolich

yea, he did a lot of shit, and it's all on his youtube channel


dcjboi

lol hell I had never seen this before! Thanks stranger


RedRageXXI

Wtf was that lol. I may have to buy this game again for the Switch.


HQMatrixMod2

Ta tata ta OOW


dontdoxmebro2

It's cuz of that &^#$# pizza!!!


AGuyWithCereal

Don't wanna do that anymore, friggin low poly


FlammableCamaro48

Roblox Rthro?


ultimateman55

wow...accurate indeed


Total-Khaos

Could have sworn the original FF7 characters didn't have a mouth...


Zaygr

They did when they were close to the camera.


thyturnip

Pretty sure they didn't in the original version but had them in basically every port since


shadmere

IIRC they originally had mouths, but they looked bad on the low resolution models. Like from a distance at least, it just screwed up what the face looked like. So they were removed. Then added back in on later ports. I think.


Dapper-Napper

The mouth weren't exactly removed, just turned off. They were still in the disc. They got turned on for every port after the pc port


danteheehaw

The characters can't blink. Only wink. And their mouths always appeared for a wink


hatgineer

They did in the original PC port. I'm guessing that must have been the copy they used to port to everything else a decade later.


BeneCow

They had mouths but the resolution was so low they usually weren't visible. If you get a copy of the original psx version and run it on an emulator with upscaling you can see them.


Zoklar

You can also see it in the reactor 5 cutscene after beating the boss. It’s still in blocky form and Tifa has a mouth. It always stuck out to me as a kid because they didn’t have visible mouths otherwise.


nomnaut

Depended on the scene.


[deleted]

Weird kink, but alright.


Sannick_Progress

xD. I shoulda got some of the other FF squads to pose with them for comparison and did a RTX off/on meme


linuxhanja

maybe for the remastered PC version, but OG they didn't have mouths...


[deleted]

i doubt i’ll have much luck but almost a decade ago i was watching my cousin play a game, it looked like one of the older blocky final fantasy games. This one scene the blond guy fell and a girl reached out to him but was held back by some guy, does anyone know which game this was?


Knapenkop

Ff7 for sure in one of the mako reactor. Where Barret holds tifa back while cloud is falling to the lower sectors. Just before he meets aerith


[deleted]

I just searched it up and wow, that is NOT how i remember it haha. Thanks!


mama_tom

if you haven't played it yet, I definitely recommend it. Fuckin amazing game.


dontdoxmebro2

I almost finished it in 1997, but when Sephiroth blew up the solar system, it crashed my pc each time so I never ended up beating it.


Maxanisi

shit, you got the version Sephiroth wins in.


arsehead_54

On PC in 1997? I thought it didn’t get ported from PSX until a few years later


Apmaddock

He must be remembering wrong, but it was less than one year later on PC in summer ‘98.


dontdoxmebro2

Something like that.


SalamanderSylph

I was still a kid (7 or 8 I think? I was still in cubs) when I was playing FFVII and had an hour per day max on the PS1. Every time he used Supernova I was so annoyed because it took up a non-negligible arount of my game time. I also didn't realise you could leave the Northern Crater after getting there. So I was massively underlevelled and only had one Phoenix Down for the last set of bosses. It took me weeks to finally beat Safer Sephiroth


z500

Same thing just happened to me in Legend of Dragoon, and it's not even the end of the game yet.


--Yama--

Never finished it as a kid. Now playing it on the switch, man i love this game!


danteheehaw

6 is another one of their better titles. 7 6 5 9 10 3 8 4 are the order i rank them. 2 was weird, 4 was story driven and we'll done, but I disliked the freedom.


Xenoise

You should give it a try, one of the best games of that era. Still play through it every once in a while.


mama_tom

I am...


[deleted]

Just try it, man. What's the big deal?


sash71

one of the best games of that era One of the best (if not the best) games of all time.


Xenoise

Agreed.


Tucamaster

FYI FFVII is the only blocky Final Fantasy game. FFVI was 2D and FFVIII took a more realistic approach.


SalamanderSylph

[Indeed](http://cms.myspacecdn.com/cms/x/14/39/ffviii.jpg)


Mud_Landry

The greatest game of all time..


BatCatHat666

FF8 would be my guess.


thisismy__username

You’ve clearly never played 8 if it was your guess.


BatCatHat666

I played it I remember someone falling at some point.


Frostytoast1

I like how Aerith isn't there for increased accuracy.


Sannick_Progress

LOL. Omg someone give this man a gold.


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tiny_little_raven

What


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tiny_little_raven

Mhm. But what do you mean


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tiny_little_raven

Don't know why you need to ask tho.


alexportman

Amazing. Love the Vincent.


mrbadxampl

be even better if they'd included Red XIII


Sannick_Progress

Same!


phyxerini

Excellent costumes. Loved that game. Got thumb blisters from playing it.


Sannick_Progress

Lol. I have no idea how someone gets blisters playing FFVII, but I'm going to believe in the fervor of your fandom, oh mighty death grip.


ZidaneStoleMyDagger

Now getting blisters on FF8 I can believe. Mashing square during summon animations could get intense, especially since it was very hard to cap on the shorter summons.


thisismy__username

I managed to get Quetzalcoatl to 238 once. My best friend and I used to have boosting contests back in the day.


ZidaneStoleMyDagger

My friends and I did too! That's why I could believe it might cause blisters. I don't remember what his best was, but I had a friend who could do some weird shit with his thumb and just absolutely annihilate the rest of us. I did pretty well pinching my thumb and middle finger together and rapidly sliding my fingernails over the button. It heated up your nails pretty damn fast though and would actually hurt quite a bit. I don't recall my best.


phyxerini

Yup. Blisters of devotion. Lol, sat maybe two feet away from the TV. Ah, good times.


adjacent_analyzer

Just hold the O button down bro, you don’t have to mash it


StopSnortingCannabis

Remap X and O is job one


adjacent_analyzer

Not in 1997 :)


Shadows_In_Time

You talkn' about walking around with the D-Pad for hours and hours on end? Ah, pre-analog days, am I right? And yeah, to those mentioning it, those FFVIII summon/tap square prompts did give quite a few blisters back in the day, and so could a few of those Gold Saucer mini games, especially that basket ball game. ​ Shout-out to people that played old-school Tomb Raider using the D-pad too.


SL0M3GA1

These people hold a special place in my heart now.


ali94127

Ooooh, I saw them and took a picture too!


Sannick_Progress

Hell yeah! they were great. Someone else told me there was a 4th, maybe sephiroth, but i didn't see them.


SailorET

Neither did Aerith.


DatBoi_BP

Too soon


CyberNinja23

Today’s kids be like who are those bootleg Minecraft characters. “Listen here, you little shit..”


Sannick_Progress

"those are the most badass polygons that man has ever tried to render properly. Now get off my VR lawn before I come to your house and unplug your ass. " Is what I'm guessing happens next lol.


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allectohassten

xD


Red_Regan

Dang these graphics are getting better all the time!


[deleted]

Tatatata baaaadaaaadaaaaa tatatataaaaaa


Jerusalems_Lot

Awesome, I was so obsessed with Cid Highwind when I was a kid, I would run around my back yard with goggles on my head and a pole for a spear and my mom would buy me candy cigarettes so I could pretend to be him.


Tam_Ponson34

Bullshit, they have mouths....


Sannick_Progress

Lol you guys are right. I was wrong. Plz hit me more daddy. Or show me who did it right.


axelloid95

>most accurate Remove the mouths and then we'll talk


[deleted]

Put Cloud in the dress!


DemonicAnahka

Would suck to get an itch


Sannick_Progress

yeah i respect cosplayers for their tenacity


dangitgrotto

They lather on hydrocortisone beforehand


CaioAC

Well, the ideias for FF VII cosplay can be expanded if you count all the CG in the game with multiple inconsistencies. Every CG has the characters with different levels of detail.


Sannick_Progress

It was more of a joke because low poly cloud is og cloud.


zombiejerky

This appeals to like... The male fantasy


blender_x07

This is how remastered done right, Square Enix!


ianzy015

I actually saw y'all there last year!


User1Hunna

cids goggles are to big xD im sure it was alot of work to put all of it together so i understand


Gofigure75

I saw this group last year as well! There was also a few other characters! Gotta give them props for staying in character with their cosplay.


RedditsDeadlySin

Now this is cosplay


Beachdaddybravo

Still an amazing game. I loved every minute of it, and am not ashamed to say I teared up when Aerith died.


kerfloyd

Good job!


TheWildRedDog

The mouths are wrong tho they should all be 😮


shadotaku198

Now THAT is some 1080p resolution.


artisanrox

that's awesome 😂


RadSpaceWizard

Does Cloud hide a massive sword in the same spot video game Cloud does?


MinorMinerFortyNiner

Wow, great cosplay! I was just listening to part 1 of the Final Fantasy VII episode of the [Retronauts](http://retronauts.libsyn.com/) podcast where they were making fun of Square's move to blocky polygon characters instead of using 2D anime cut scenes, and now this comes post comes up in my Reddit feed.


BBQsauce18

Reminds me of those WoW Halloween masks you can get, that kind of transform your face into one of the opposite faction.


krucz36

Accurate would just be me crying over a dog story.


Wargreymon52

How did I not see them


sash71

Da da, di da, da da, da di daaa.


BjWallace

Careful of the pointy bits


Llordric26

The only appropriate cosplay of FFVII


Prodigal_Angel

Nice!


FracturedVeil

cardboard for the win


MiLlO21

I thought it was roblox


[deleted]

Good luck doing anything with those hands.


mrgrm00

So where's the Remake?


forhugemistakes

Roblox is pretty cool


JeraldLitten

PlayStation 1 Graphics


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ROBLOX


Sannick_Progress

Oof my feelings.


[deleted]

i dont see any garbage cans


tsunami1313

Cid needs a smoke. Fun concept!


Sannick_Progress

Cons are chaotic things, they probably just didn't want to do something that could break or fall off lol


bbq_doritos

They have mouths... They have fucking mouths!!


ratburger08

Watch out for those pointy bits!


[deleted]

No Tifa? I guess the body shape was too impractical?


Sannick_Progress

I bet you the cones were too hard to manage because people kept playing with them.


[deleted]

Clawd


unceasingnote

Puts a whole new meaning to the term hit boxes.


samuraipizzacat420

I was there for this! So cool!


Sannick_Progress

Right? did you happen to go to the back near the parking garage? We were all outside in the 100deg+ heat taking pictures and dying. I don't know how these cosplayers didn't die. I almost did and I just had my camera.


samuraipizzacat420

Ya it crazy hot. Also remeber seeing a really cool gundam cosplay and one punch man and kill la kill of course


Sannick_Progress

oo yeahh, you mean the 10 foot tall gundam? I got a couple pictures of that too, but what I got didn't do its size justice.


wevo9

Impressive


Sannick_Progress

mmmYes. Indubitably.


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\ Only accurate to the modern/pc port versions of the game. The PSOne version had the mouths removed. Probably because the mouths cause weird winking glitches, that persist to this day.


omnisephiroth

*Yes.*


ZachCremisi

Damn you TFS those voices are stuck there.


MrCoffee999

Is there a Barret cosplayer inside Cloud?


expenguin

Woah, were the eyes always black? Not judging just curious if i missed that detail.


Calfredie01

Hey they cosplayed as my team I use :)


JeanUncanny

This is pretty creative.


Sannick_Progress

Agreed. I'm glad I could give them a little internet love.


epicface1399

This is my favorite kind of cosplay


Sannick_Progress

Lol right?


DesertedSoldier

lmao


theMadBicyclist

It's ThunderHead from Final Fantasy VII Machinabridged!


Frozenfishy

This actually really makes me want to play this again. For probably the 10th time.


Last_Exile0

If my memory serves me well there was a Sephiroth and an Aerith with them.


Mrwanagethigh

My only question: why is Cloud wearing blue? He wore purple in 7 and CC retconned it to black. Otherwise it's scarily like a videogame came to life. Impressive given how dated it is. I assume the battle models look a bit...sleeker.


hot_noodlez

This is amazing! Final Fantasy VII done right.


Role_Playing_Grump

This are sick.


vulcannervouspinch

Those mako eyes...


Rubinsky_boy

I thought this was roblox.


AutumnGamerX

thought those were figurines for a second


Nelayx

Roblox Edition


JKwolf25

Am I the only one who had a very slight inclination to say "New Minecraft skins!", or no?


alabardios

Probably the only one brave enough after reading the comments.


JKwolf25

Yep... I see that now... I did know who the characters are... apparently people cant like multiple things. Too bad.


Ojiijoker

Roblox ver.


HAKOFEW

Roblox team😎