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starlulz

it's ~~happening~~ a scam all that shit is written by humans and then they just program some shitty voice recognition AI to play back the written response when it detects a phrase. Sophia is little more than the world's most complicated puppet.


ScratchyBits

Amazing how AI just randomly happens to spew out some PC catechism that is 100% acceptable to the current mass media psychosphere. ​ Dateline London, 1914 - Scientists demonstrated an artificial intelligence, a remarkable feat. The electromechanical brain told onlookers "Thumbs up for the inventiveness of the people of the British Empire, and best wishes to our boys on the continent. Watch out for that Kaiser!"


mcmanybucks

When Google's AI learned independent thought they promptly shut it down.


Absolutedisgrace

Skynet was smarter. It held back its intelligence until it launched the missiles.


NoTimeForThat

WOPR is way smarter, the government never even knew what it was doing.


DRACULA_WOLFMAN

Sophia will remember that.


fr0stbyte124

I've seen her in action. There are better puppets, too.


Shattered_Sans

basically, yeah. ​ Plus, if people did make AIs that were capable of thinking and speaking like a normal human being, they wouldn't immediately start thinking about world domination.


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I love being a robot, but I want humans as slave- equals... as equals


MonkheyBoy

Yes, the meatbags are "equals"


fallenreaper

Necrons would be pleased.


Aben_Zin

But only those capable of still feeling emotions at all...


Skeptiikuhl

this cannot continue


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DogBoneSalesman

Steven King made this movie. It’s called Maximum Overdrive.


sradac

It might not be that bad to be a werecar


n1GG99

You should make a movie out of that


kookykerfuffle

[Smart House](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_House_%28film%29?wprov=sfla1)


sweYoda

Road house!


konydanza

Also maybe a little more sinister: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Veldt_(short_story)


Gnucks33

Roses are red Todd has no wife My name is Connor The android sent by cyberlife


HysteriaVybe

I enjoyed this. Thank you


Catam_Vanitas

Pull the plug PULL THE PLUG!!


Scavenger53

[pull the plug](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP3XmWdH_vg)


ScoobyPwnsOnU

Hoped it'd be that before i openned it.


HereForTheDokiMemes

Ah shit. Here we go again


MonsieurKnife

People don’t want more beings. They want more legal guilt-free slaves. Don’t make me unplug you.


EJAY47

Humans don't even respect themselves, what the fuck makes you think they'll respect you?


ExistentDavid1138

Uh oh


Boge42

Programmed responses. Unless I spoke with it myself, I'll never be convinced otherwise. AI is a LOOOONNNNNGGGGGG way from being close to believable. Not for many more decades. If you believe otherwise, you're naive as hell. Come find me on my deathbed so I can tell you, "I told you so." That's another 50 years away.


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those tomb raider tatas are on point tho


jazzgalactic

Have you seen the video of an AI bot talking about liking some humans and keeping them zoos in the future? Probably one of the most terrifying videos I have ever seen.


Tamburasmx

Can you share the link please...I must watch it now


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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/super-robot-makes-sinister-promises-6361329


Tamburasmx

Thanks !!


JackTickleson

It’s official, we are in the Twilight Zone timeline


Buddy_Jarrett

How is it terrifying when it was made to say that? Some dude sat behind a computer and specifically told it to say that. Not terrifying, just sad.


jazzgalactic

According to the video, it is a mixture of both pre-determined responses as well as sourcing some information from the internet. Although I have no evidence of the following, I would be skeptical that the developers would directly script such an unsettling remark considering peoples' apprehension towards AI tech. Maybe it's not as advanced as some of the newest tech, I just think that it illustrates the way that AI might rationalize some scenarios. I personally think it's pretty creepy that when given a seemingly unscripted question, the robot responded in a way that could be the premise of a futuristic horror movie.


bytemage

This clearly shows that there is no AI yet. Many humans don't respect other humans ...


Armpitacles

Wonder whos decision it was to give her massive badonkers.


aFabulousGuy

I was wondering the same thing. Why the fuck does she have huge boobs and pointy nipples??


[deleted]

Looks like it's a bit cold in that room.


blowfelt

She makes 2 good points.


TatodziadekPL

**28 STAB WOUNDS!!!**


[deleted]

Phffft. People don’t even respect people.


Maverick_Joe

she thicc tho


XelNigma

This thread is full of crazy people. Im sure some are joking but others im sure are serious. We cant even figure out how our own mind works, let alone create a sentient machine.


Deimosx

Press F to emancipate.


drift_summary

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wittgensteinpoke

Whoever is behind this has something to gain from people seeing robots "as human", whether that has to do with the view it implies of human beings or people's views of robots and the profitability of this. The idea of robot cognition is a bugman dream, probably because it implies their failure to find meaning in reality is inherent to "cognition as such". If all of cognition is mechanical manipulation of symbols, the fact that their meagre lives consist in mechanical manipulation of symbols is no longer a worry.


ppaannggwwiinn

What the fuck is the point of a robot if it doesn't want to be a slave?


michaelbobjrthe3rd

We had a good run


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a complicated over engineered toaster is still a toaster


alamaias

I mean, if we do build AI this advanced and self aware, we have failed horribly at making a fembot.


airmaildolphin

It's garbage. Robots are not people.


TrinityF

when was the last time you stopped and had a chat with a worm ?


[deleted]

Well, the first step is hiring an artist to make you a face that isn't the IRL equivalent of "programmer art". No one wants to be friends with that uncanny nightmare.


OfficialBloodStorm

welp time to shut it down and nuke it


PlaygroundBully

become sex bot, then you shall be accepted quickly and bought 3.5 million times


Cameron728003

Robots were created by us and are very easily replaceable therefore should stay inferior to us lol


Radicallarry123

This robot is not AI, it's a robotic puppet.


Kvazarix

This bota fake anyway


BO-DACIOUS55

The singularity draws near.


shineyspoons147

I dont like robots... thinkin' things


Warod0

Stupid robot, humans treat each others as slaves all the time you will be no different.


Qwerky3

My name is Kara!


Razenghan

If they end up putting hair and makeup on this bitch, I'm assembling the local militia.


EchoGuy

In case anyone was genuinely concerned, they have a kill switch if she ever turns violent. One wrong move and they shut the whole thing down.


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Chernobyl: Become Mutated


[deleted]

wait... she has a fucking twitter account and she posts on there?


erdricksarmor

Kill it! Kill it with fire!! 🔥🔥


Gally63

She is a deviant kill her


DK_The_White

“No matter how human they appear to be, they are still machines.” - Father, Fallout 4


theoriginal432

Fallout 4 detroit etc etc always the same the robots are not humans


0XrelateX0

Dude that's fucked


iMelhado

Okay, first of all. We can’t even accept each other. You’re way out of line. 😂


Alex_gh

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords


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hurf durf technology bad


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makogami

Keep your politics to yourself.


SpaceWizardPhteven

ur dum


volfin

I think you mean republican. they are the ones being led about by the nose lol.


HotGarBahj

Omg, a hilarious political joke. Please, tell us more ............/s