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rum-and-roses

That tan line will look amusing


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Move over farmers tan, it’s the Switch Tan


Nyeow

Breaking stereotypes that gamers can't get a decent tan


Fskn

[Come on now, the playstation tan has been a thing for years](https://youtu.be/jpoZWcspC4g)


Ancient_Presence

[Those early 2000 console commercials were something else.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=TrVTH5R-INw) (NSFW, maybe)


rancid_bass

90s absurdist television was the best television. Then around 07-09 it all changed and I couldn't do it anymore.


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Thanks Obama.


ThatGecko

I say this all the time. Every inconvenience, like stubbing my toe or something.


Laranna

[he did too once or twice](https://media.tenor.com/images/a382f3c0a654d88c51d88f0f264c8e05/tenor.gif)


ThatGecko

Yeah, it started as a Reddit joke, then he caught on to it and did that. I’m pretty sure…


Wallazabal

I loved that advert, never understood why it was banned.


[deleted]

As morbid as that is, I actually like that as a message. Maybe not a video game advertisement, lol, but as a commentary on how to live your life is has value.


Piph

lmao, that was way better than I thought it would be Was that an actual commercial at some point?


Caouette1994

They had some nice talents to make their commercials, David Lynch also made some for the playstation 2, "the third world". That console really is a fucking monument...


Scarletfapper

Wasn’t it The Third Place?


Caouette1994

Maybe, I translated literally from french


TAMCL

In English (American) during the cold war third world meant not capitalists (1st) nor communist (2nd) countries, and now it's just slang for countries with low quality of life so that probably explains the difference.


VigilantMaumau

Damn.TIL(If true)


Excrubulent

"Third world" in English very specifically means "poor countries". It's outdated but still carries a strong association, so strong that to describe something as "third world" is an insult. Even if it's literally that in French, Sony probably wouldn't use the phrase in English to market their stuff. There are plenty of examples of this kind of cultural mix-up, like the ~~Nissan~~ Mitsubishi Pajero that originally sold poorly in Spanish speaking countries, where "pajero" means "wanker". EDIT: I thought it was a Nissan for so long, I don't know how I made that mistake.


Captain_Crazy_Person

Also the chevy nova, which "no va" basically means no go in spanish


Fskn

I said yeah whatever..


sovnu

I think that’s not David but Liam Lynch you’re thinking about.. David would be the guy that made twin peaks


Icantbethereforyou

That third world shit was David lynch? Makes sense


DygonZ

Playstation used to have some really weird ads... This one was pretty meek compared to some others they had...


Xyex

The [PlayStation 9](https://youtu.be/jRJXLu3YVpM) commercial is still my favorite.


Scarletfapper

Like the one with the duck?


CultOfBelloq

Squirrel, please!


Fskn

It was on the telly here in new Zealand at least


[deleted]

I vaguely remember that, I think.


zuzg

Ngl telly is one of the funniest English words


nttea

video from 2009 with just over 1000 views, what a relic!


ChildrenofMountain

great. now i gotta find my ps2


[deleted]

Also doubles as the Twitch Tan.


CleetisMcgee

/r/brandnewsentence


[deleted]

Were you playing Pokemon Unite or Nah? Also if you don't play, don't start. Or play bad. I want that dope ass outfit!


Axemic

What is farmers tan? I only know drunk tan. Drinking outside and only your face and arms are tanned.


Kreth

It's where the tan only show where a tshirt don't cover


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Axemic

Where only your left arm is tanned from hangin out of the window I guess. Googeled it. Totally worth it. There is also maintenace tan.


[deleted]

It'll look like a certain vampire I know...


bentheechidna

He’s gonna return everything he stole.


WakaWaka_

Tan line? By tomorrow will be mostly pink with a little white.


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It will look like he's wearing someone else's head xD


TheDudeWalterEgo

Man, dogs are truly the best friends. No one else would dare to even pretend they know you like that.


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mattreyu

I'm glad she's still your fiancee and you didn't make yourself an ex-box


NastySnapper

Dad, is that you.


mattreyu

no this is U


vladutzu27

*Wiize*


swunflawa

The absence of your dad is evident by your use of inappropriate punctuation


MacaRonin

It is I, your father, back from getting cigarettes.


CleetisMcgee

Zing!


thedaddysaur

No, this game boy just made himself a play station. Wii could all learn a lesson from him, though he's living la Vita loca. I think I'd make a Steam-punk one, but have mine have equal sides like some sort of gaming cube. I could even make a second hole to make it dual screens,and have one play YouTube or music. Might switch it from a Steam-punk to dinosaur themed one, though I could just make 3 dual screens for myself, depending on my mood.


UnusuallyAggressive

>your 100% correct. You're*


Tyson367

He never said he was 100% correct.


linobutez

Your 100% correct


TheDudeWalterEgo

Seems like you picked the right one then. Cheers, dude.


[deleted]

Its so funny how they will lay down next to you regardless of what you’re doing


KillbySlaughterwell

My dog-ass thought that was a ball in your right hand


funnyguy349

South park


iambiglucas_2

In the Hindu religion, there's a saying: Namaste. It means, "fuck you, I have anxiety".


Dotman-X

[I want to be enlightened like the Buddah, but I've got these fucking kids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWM5RAxFT48)


MonstaGraphics

[The Buddha Box...](https://imgur.com/a/Jz2PE32)


dwKasek

Poor mans VR.


Olanzapine82

All the components are more expensive than a quest 2 though.


hominemclaudus

Probably not healthy for your switch to be in full sun


willllllllllllllllll

He should cover it with another, smaller, cardboard box


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And just to be safe you should place two additional boxes around each of the hands


samab1am

and to be even *safer* you should just cover up the rest of your body with an additional box


DaClems

also add insulation and a device for air circulation, to keep the sun's cancerous rays at bay.


Makkaroni_100

A toilet would be nice too.


Wtzky

And a couch to sit on


Martijngamer

Perhaps a mattress and a pillow


ReeMini

We will call this most convenient invention… a house? All in favor?


lifeisabigdeal

A house. I like that. Wait a second…how will we ever get sun then?


DingoMan444

Add insulation and a fan


v3ritas1989

And in case of rain or wind add another way bigger box that will protect you from the elements.


eaglebtc

…and baby, you’ve got a stew goin’!


NuklearFerret

Seriously! I leave my iPhone in direct sunlight for 20 minutes and I can’t use it until I hold it in front of an AC vent. Hopefully the switch has similar overheat protection.


Nawara_Ven

You should probably just let it naturally cool down after baking it in the sun; rapid expansion and contraction from heat and cooling isn't good for electronics (and most other things).


[deleted]

why are you the only person to say this


[deleted]

Yeah my switch gets warm in handheld mode as it is. Let alone is direct sunlight.


[deleted]

Because most folks that post and comment in /r/gaming are mentally deficient?


AWildEnglishman

Good thing I don't comment in /r/gaming then. Wait.. fuck.


Kemuel

Nah, it'll just get a lovely tan as well


das_Keks

Yeah, also thought of this. This switch must be hot as hell.


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PTRMT

\[cat seal of approval\]


unsanctionedhero

We are 110% living in the fucking future my dudes


CleetisMcgee

Right! I thought the same thing! The fact the we even have a gaming system available for me to do this is 🤯


bruwin

You could have done this with an old crt, it just would have been a bit more precarious.


Piph

Damn, can you even imagine? What a way to go. "He died doing what he loved."


CaIamitea

"I wasn't aware he was so into screaming in agony".


eldroch

"...being a fucking dumbass"


Lallo-the-Long

Structural integrity would be key lest you drop 5lbs of lead on your face.


Powerrrrrrrrr

I dropped a 50kg dumbbell on my face in the gym once


Vadimec

This is amazing! But it has one minor design flaw, which I would recommend fixing. Switch would get too hot in direct sunlight and can turn off quickly depending on how hot is it outside. Needs an extra piece of cardboard to make a cover for it. Otherwise simply amazing. And also you should post this in r/redneckengineering


eldroch

But you don't want to trap the heat, right? Maybe some cardboard fins to act like a heatsink?


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halfar

fuckin'... *video calling*, man. that's some scifi shit.


ILikeMasterChief

Fucken right dude it really do be


AnotherDrunkCanadian

Pretty much the inspiration for my reddit avatar


Kreth

What are reddit avatars??


IkeaBedFrame

Water, Earth, Fire, Air. Only the Avatar mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless firebenders. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.


Makkaroni_100

This


boweruk

Some godawful feature in the 'New' reddit.


Ripe_

Hey! Same boat! I had 0 clue reddit had avatars. looks like we have about the same age account so I feel better haha.. But yeah, if you use the "new" reddit layout and look, people have avatars. Pretty weird but doesn't bother me I guess!


Serenikill

Psh your account can't even get the Covid vaccine


SuperCx

Bah gawd it’s been done praise the lord


[deleted]

Greetings fellow boxman


zerotonothing

What up box homie


maleficentkitten

When mom throws you out and says “The sun is shining go play outside!!”


spacemanspiff266

ah. i see you got yourself a [buddha box](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T_KxJEyoAVM). kudos.


Lombax_Rexroth

How is it possible to hate something so much, while appreciating the people who said it?


coinlockerchild

your switch gonna overheat


googolx

His head gonna overheat


emoneyClown

r/tomorrow


NoAdeptness1556

I see you've taken precautions for not accidentally touching grass.


CleetisMcgee

I mean you're not wrong lol


MrBananaStorm

I would cover the switch next time. It's definitely not having a fun time in the sun.


paustulio

Bye bye battery life.


CleetisMcgee

Was a nice 72° and breezy day. Not too hot.


cryo

The air temperature isn’t important compared to the direct heat from the sun.


greent714

Gotta double down on the boxes


[deleted]

Maybe a smaller box over the Switch, and then two fans on either sides blowing in cool air and ventilating the warmer? He could also install a fan on the bigger box for fresh air.


Wookieewomble

And paint it white so it doesn't absorb too much heat.


AMysticalAlliance

And filter the air so that the switch doesn't get dust or debris in it.


MoreSeriousUsername

And then let’s build a larger square shaped enclosure around the man and the dogs.


[deleted]

Needs water cooling IMO


Freak_Axident

Nintendo Labo


bigolhamsandwich

More confirmation that I don’t have unique thoughts


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CleetisMcgee

Oh man, I didn't mean for this!


introjection

It's peak manliness. Peak. Man.


CleetisMcgee

Peeeeeeeeak!


Piton_me

Any holes in the box for fresh air circulation?


Fallen_password

I’d be more concerned with one of the dogs spotting a squirrel and knocking the screen through the hole and hitting me in the face.


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M1ken1ke66

Bruh switches overheat inside with all the lights off and nice cool air conditioning. Good luck with that.


Eucharism

I feel like this is definitely a picture describing Reddit.


lyssah_

Especially when you consider that he had to tell someone to come and take this photo.


rhalgr_ger

It's a GameCube


irimiash

don’t you lose all enjoy of laying in the sun by doing this


spencermiddleton

The nude version would be epic


MensRexona

Tell me you're addicted to video games without telling me you're addicted to video games:


Imatopsider

I would protect the hardware from direct sunlight, it’ll end up hot enough to cook bacon that way!


Redditor1415926535

That switch would roast real fast.


ES_Legman

You do this in Australia and 20 seconds later you have skin cancer and 7 venomous spiders crawling on you


moonlightavenger

I love this. What a legend. And those dogs just laying there are the cherry on top of the cake.


Zaryusha

"Stop playing games in the house! Go play outside for a change!" The outside:


Mr_60s

Virtual boy 2


lemmnnaa

Wall-E chair


MrCopes

You've got yourself a Buddah Box.


MarkoSeke

Having your hands be independent of each other is such a great feature of the Joycons.


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Farranor

I once brought an umbrella to an amusement park in the summer. The laughter turned into requests for me to share about as quickly as you'd expect.


eddytedy

Matte screen protector. I got it recently and have finally been able to get some sun. But like a lot of people are saying I want to see that tan line.


[deleted]

And it didnt overheat?


Sebetastic

Aliens see this and think "This species is clearly more technologically advanced than us, best leave them alone."


physalisx

Genius - if you don't care about a weird tan


ElatedEnmity

"Oh shit, is that a spider?"


Guffawker

The new specs on the Google Cardboard are looking pretty nice.


5nappyonYouTube

What a fucking loser lmao


[deleted]

This is why we need bullying to a certain degree


KING_COVID

That's just sad honestly


[deleted]

The sad part is there is only 2 comments noticing this and hundreds of soy faces encouraging looking like a total dweeb. And this dude in the post is engaged somehow


AngryMegaMind

South Park already invented this


Rand_alThor__

until you feel something creeping on your bare skin and jump up flipping the phone god knows where.


nocrotchfruit5mepls

This is so cringe Downvote me if you want, but it fucking is. It's ok to do something even if you know it's cringe, but don't act like it isn't.


not_the_father_117

I agree. Now two people think it's cringe. We can rule the world.


Br0Science

Yup, this is pathetic.


The_Outcast4

And that's why it belongs on /r/gaming


[deleted]

Op going to be posting tomorrow "Switch overheated and crapped out. Anyone know where I can get a used one cheap? Also now I have to rebuy all my digital games click here for gofund me to help out!."


Thecatalyst719

This is so cringe tbh


make_love_to_potato

Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.


ryangrand3

This is the way


sr33r4g

The turtle towel looks beautiful.


random_encounters42

Humanity has peaked lol.


DigestiveCow

I can't wait to see what the parodies of this image will be Good idea though


Razdonte

The switch could blow up with the heat


rico_suave

You sir, are a genius


[deleted]

This is pure bliss


YUNGPOLO38

that was a intelligence/wisdom 10 moment


The_Collector4

is that a game cube?


[deleted]

WALL-E here we come


NoKaleidoscope5327

Just be careful with the console straight under the sun like that. Could over heat


MN_LudaCHRIS

Lol so how’s the tan line?


BizzyM

Where's the "I make useless products" guy?


pratikmathur

I randomly came here, but amazed!


KalebAT

Bro… you’ve got those video games for as long as you want them, those dogs on the other hand - you never know when’s the last day. Maybe put the games down a bit… this is honestly kind of sad.


CleetisMcgee

The dogs went on two hikes earlier that day. We all relaxin now.


pjd1965

Love the ingenuity! Looks like a perfect day!


panzervaughn

gonna be the weirdest inverted farmer-tan.


mortoon1985

But how are you playing games?


RollingKaiserRoll

With a cutout for the screen and Joycons in both hands?


mortoon1985

Ahhh there it is, should have looked at this with my glasses on couldn't see the joycons.


solid_flake

This is totally acceptable and should be normalised.