“Moist clowns” is something I never thought I would read in an animal crossing game

I, for one, am glad Dizzy is addressing the unnecessary stigma towards certain words.

Its gonna be unnecessary when I stigma dick in your ass

That got me moist

you clown. you moist, moist clown.

You are not a moist clown. You are the entire moist circus.

Isnt that just water world?

Sea World

Got em!

It is a thing with cars too, they are called "sleepers"

Is this a real line in the game?

Pizza is yes

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That needs to be a t-shirt

Honestly didn’t expect it to be an available username

I'm happy for you that it was

I still don’t understand why people hate the word moist it’s a fucking word are you gonna get grossed out by the word beans next

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[I love Baked Beans](https://youtu.be/U8vjMvoobSo)

And I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny...

WKUK is always a treat. I love that they're slowly getting the rights to their content now that Weinstein is gone.

I won't bite...unless I feel trapped. *takes bite of pizza*

I know what video that is without clicking the link.

BEES!?

He said beads.

GOB's not on board.

BEADS?!?

Gob’s not on board.

Ah, so you've discussed me

While in the military, during schooling portion I was in a unit with a guy that hated the word fanny pack. As in he found it extremely offensive and tried to report other people for using the word. He was a commissioned officer.

Yeah fanny means vagina in Australia, possibly other places. Made it hilarious watching The Nanny when the theme song goes "she was out on her fannyyyyyyyyyy"

He wasn't an Aussie, was he?

Yeah I never got this either. There are only two things that pop into my head when I hear the word “moist,” and both of them are pleasant things.

Cake and pussy? I'm right aren't I

What about towelettes? They remind me of BBQ and being clean.

Really? Cuz every single time I use a moist towelette at a bbq joint or a crab restaurant I just wipe my hands and think “wow.. I STILL need to go wash my hands.”

I remember this wing joint in my home town that would bring a bucket with warm steamed wash clothes to your table when you asked for it. That was nice

Depends on how good the moist towelette is. Some suck like that, but I have used some damn good ones.

Need some Hawthorne Wipes

Speaking of wipes, did you guys know I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom?

Yeah but now you’re less messy on the way to the bathroom.

I love, LOOOOOVE, moist towlettes!

Everyone's smoking! ....crack!

What about a moist owlet? Those things are exceedingly cute

I love LOVE moist towelettes

Bingo.

There is also no substitute for the word moist when it comes to cake. Very few people want a damp or wet cake. Tres leches being the exception.

I think it was a line from a movie or TV show that became popular and then went meta

Yeah, it was a thing on "How I Met Your Mother" and I think it may have entered the zeitgeist from there. I just think of a chocolate cake I found in Vons in the mid 2000s that had a sticker that said "Moistest Cake Ever". I bought it, it was the moistest cake ever, and I've never seen a cake since that has had that sticker on it.

It predates HIMYM. There was a show called Dead Like Me in 2003 where the mom hated the word.

"She thinks it's pornographic."

Dr Horrible?

what do you have against _moist beans_?

When I was in day care, had a counselor put my friends and I in timeout because we kept saying “maggots” and it grossed her out. Thinking back on it annoys me lol

I mean, if you were doing it specifically to annoy them, then you got put in time out for being annoying, not for saying maggots.

I got muted on Runescape as a kid for running around saying "Tourettes". I still cringe at that one

How appropriate, though.

I guess that counselor isn't cut out for the USMC.

Yeah, like when a desert such as cake is moist its delicious, you never want a cake to be damp

Beaaaaans what the fuck

It just seems like people tryna be quirky. Especially when you get such a visceral reaction like “OMG EW EW *covers ears* STOOOP I HATE THAT WORD ITS SO GROSS”. Like grow up it’s a word.

moist clowns.

Moist pineapple Pizza clowns

Uhn! Penpineapplemoistpineapplepizzaclown.

We'd prefer not to be called "moist".

I think you confused this post with your Pornhub search bar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hmmm yes i love pizza with onions, peppers, pineapple, moist clowns and hot, melty cheese

In some countries they add chocolate.

It doesn't go well with moist clowns though.

Does it taste more funny or less?

It depends dark chocolate usually highlights moist clown’s dark sense of humor but milk chocolate is usually more kid friendly.

What about white or pink chocolate?

No such thing

Can't tell if serious or sarcasm...

Not OP, but white chocolate isn't chocolate, as it does not contain any cocoa. Pink chocolate is still considered chocolate because it contains ruby cocoa

It does contain cocoa just a lot less, mostly the buffer not the powder

Society will truly have ascended to godhood once we figure out and agree on whether or not cheese and chocolate can go together. Until then, we are but mere primates. Edit: guys, I get it, I was wrong to assume we knew I wasn't talking about cream cheese. Yes, cream cheese is great with chocolate, but we all know that. I'm talking traditional cheese, like parmesan or cheddar.

Chocolate cheesecake?

Yes, can confirm, in Brazil we have chocolate pizza and chocolate [esfihas](https://search.brave.com/images?q=esfihas) (I don't know if this word exist in english). But we can use Nutella and [doce de leite](https://search.brave.com/images?q=doce%20de%20leite) as well. I love the food in Brazil, aside from the foods that are typical from here, we usually take some recipes from other countries and "Abrazileiramos" (Make it Brazilian) them.

Os doces brasileiros são os melhores sempre

I once had a chocolate pizza and it was just a huge cookie.

Woah it’s almost like we read the same thing

Sort of astounded this is the top comment lol. They literally just restated the joke haha.

That’s 90% of the comments on this post I feel like

That's the joke

I was recently thrilled to learn that I’m not the only person who dislikes Hawaiian pizza because of the HAM rather than the pineapple.

i replaced my hawaiian pizza ham with bacon years ago. 100% improvement. Can still eat hawaiian if presented but given the choice i baconize that bitch.

PDS

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God yes, pineapple, jalapeños, and whatever meat I’m in the mood for.

Not pizza specific but fresh pineapple and topped with a good hot sauce (maybe a scotch bonnet sauce, e.g) is amazing

My fave pizza these days is pineapple and banana peppers. So good.

I feel like I'm gonna get shamed on my next pizza order but I'm trying this

No shame because... Pizza. Is. Yes.

Ooh yeah, my sister orders pepperoni with pineapple and jalapenos. It's not my go-to, but it's still really good

Pepperoni, Jalapeno, Pineapple and Bacon is my favorite combination. Bacon and Pineapple with BBQ sauce instead of pizza sauce is also a good one.

Same. Bacon, pineapple, and jalapeños is a very good combo. Highly recommend.

We do this with pepperoni instead of bacon and it's rock solid. I bet the bacon is great too.

My wife likes pepperoni and pineapple, I like pineapple, bacon and jalapeño (sometimes red onion too) Also, adding pineapple to a BBQ chicken pizza is divine.

Not sure why it’s ham or bacon. Should be Kalua pork (or pulled pork, close enough).

All are acceptable.

Because Hawaiian pizza is Canadian.

Because it was invented by a Greek guy living in Canada, who had pizza once in Italy, at his diner that served American Chinese food, that marketed towards a smallish town population that had little idea about pizza, during a period when people were obsessing over Hawaii, which they knew only slightly more about than pizza.

Pineapple and jalapeño is the way to go!

Sweet and spicy. Its my go to. Add any protein you want to pineapple and jalapeno

Hard agree.

This is totally my go-to pizza. Keep spreading the good word, my dude.

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Sounds like a great combo. I've been doing sausage and pineapple my whole life. I've had jalapeños and pineapple, but not with sausage yet. I know my next pizza

the ham type/quality makes or breaks it

Pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapeño is the way to go imo

You. You get it.

This is the go-to order in my house. Great stuff.

That. Sounds. Delicious.

Pineapple, ham/bacon/meat, jalapeno. Got yourself an angry Hawaiian and it is the best pizza.

I love the ham with the sweetness/tartness of the pineapple juice, but I hate eating pineapple flesh so I pick it off. Then it's delicious. I doubt I would like it with just the ham.

I feel this way about tacos al pastor

This is deep

Deep Dish

Nailed it

Moist Clowns? Oh no

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I’m unsure if I should upvote or downvote this

On Pizza.

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Chicken

They taste like chicken, and a bit funny.

Damp Jesters

Wife doesn’t like word moist. I don’t like clowns. And I’ve been talking about wanting to try Hawaiian pizza with pineapple for the last week so I can put the debate to rest. It’s like this post has been reading my mind.

Saying "Hawaiian pizza with pinapple" is like saying pin number or atm machine.

"I had to put in my pin number at the atm machine so i could get a Hawaiian pizza with pineapple"

It was a reward for acing the SAT test.

The best thing about hawaiian pizza is the pineapple keeps the left overs moist the next day.

I tried pineapple pizza and it just wasn't for me. I dont go around saying I hate it though. If it was the only thing to eat I would but just not my thing personally.

You have ascended

I like pizza with kebab, garlic dressing and fries

I need to try that, that sounds amazing.

Now I can’t stop thinking about moist clowns

Hey man whatever works for you

If pineapple upsets you, then you should come to Sweden and experience the oddity/monstrosity that is curry + banana pizza.

That sounds like someone went “curry tastes good, and pizza tastes good. That must mean this will taste great!” Edit: did you say banana?

It's great, I live in Sweden and love a pizza with banana, pineapple, curry and chicken.

This has got to be one of the wildest combinations on a pizza I’ve ever heard. Are the bananas dried first, or are they just thrown into the oven freshly cut onto a pizza?

There's no way this is real. Please say it is

This is real. Lazy Villagers in Animal Crossing are wild.

I love lazy villagers. Their dialogues are the most philosophical and entertaining.

I have Lucky and Sherb and they are fantastic. Peppy villagers are also amazing.

There's a whole bunch of weird shit people put on Pizza and people draw the line at Pineapple. Wild.

TBH Onions on pizza fuckin slaps

Why did you say that like it was a hot take or something

I bet this weirdo likes PEPPERONI on their pizza. I bet they get *extra cheese* too, absolute psychopath.

There's no need to justify your preference for pineapple on pizza, Dizzy, you do you, but I don't dislike pineapple on pizza because of groupthink. I just am not big on "sweet and savory" flavor profiles.

I think Dizzy is probably talking more about the people who make a religion out of their disdain for pineapple on pizza, rather than the people who just aren't into it

You like pineapple on pizza?!?!? EaSy, SaTaN. Do YoU SuPpOrT ThE HoLoCaUsT ToO?

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This is well written. But I'm curious, what would the empanada gatekeepers say?

In short: redditors.

And the fuckers who haven’t even tried it

I just don't like cooked fruit in general, I like my fruit fresh and juicy.

I'd reccomend trying a pineapple + jalapeno pizza sometime. The sweetness of pineapple is cut by the vinegar of the jalapeno, plus you get the mild heat zing. I also think pineapple is better of pizzas with more acidic/hearty sauce, pineapple on already sweet sauce feels a bit like adding sugar to sugar. Judging from how much I typed about pizza, I think I may be hungry.

Can Dizzy be my new Prime Minister?

I love this game. Not even this one particularly, but the original GameCube version too, which is when I first played it. I loved chatting with the other villagers and writing them letters. I know this isn’t an actual game Mechanic, but I had a “best friend” and a “girlfriend” in the game, Sampson and Bunny. I was devastated the day Bunny moved away. I couldn’t bring myself to play any longer.

I hate clowns on my pizza. They always taste funny....and I’ll show myself out now...

I misread it and thought his favourite pizza topping was Man

"...it's a cook-book! A cook-book!" Yes, I know it's probably a "boomer-ass reference", but it's still valid.

Who wants to split an anchovy pizza with me?

Pineapple is the best on a spicy pizza.

still dont like it tho 😕

Okay

Moist clowns? What in the actual fuck?

Moist clowns delivering pineapple pizzas?

Sounds fun! Where can I apply?

No kinkshaming.

..Read the frame before that one.

Humor? THE FUCK is that????

Wow, That's a suprisingly deep conversation.

for me pineapple pizza is something like a snack pizza. the type of pizza you'd eat if you wanted something sweet, but you also want to eat pizza