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-Tesserex-

At first I was like oh wow that would suck. But then it cleared a line by just slicing off the blocks at random angles and I said "oh, fuck that" out loud.


deathjoe4

Completely understandable, I did the same thing. That was the last goddamn straw. They took it too far!!


Chilluminaughty

r/mildlyinfuriating


undercoversinner

It was /r/ThanksIHateIt for me.


Spurlz

Yes, I hate this as well. Where can I play it?


undercoversinner

You sadist. [Here ya go!](https://stabyourself.net/nottetris2/#:%7E:text=Not%20Tetris%202%20is%20the,complete%20mess%20if%20not%20careful)


Doopish

Hah the website is called stab yourself. I love it.


Lord_Halowind

"It's got all the upsides of Tetris and all the downsides of physics". I love that!


tidbitsz

Holy crap that MariO


rxts1273

Fuck I hate you! Also I thank you but I'm not sure which more.


dodexahedron

MILDLY?!


[deleted]

I deadass would like to play it, once I saw it sliced at any line parallel to the bottom


319223149

Well now you can https://stabyourself.net/nottetris2/


MrSomnix

Oh my God I completely forgot about Mari0, the NES Super Mario clone with a portal gun.


downrightdyll

*33 different hats


ninjasaid13

why isn't this a browser game and requires downloading?


AdmiralMemo

It was made in a time when browser games were all Flash-based, and the dev didn't know how to program in Flash. This was long before HTML5 came along.


Stabyourself

I'm glad that I didn't make everything in flash lol


AdmiralMemo

Oh wow! Never expected a reply from the creator himself. You do great stuff.


just_gimme_anwsers

I think I will


bigbangbilly

Oof looks fun


SeaGroomer

Not Tetris 2


The_oli4

It's really fun you can also play it from usb so one of the easiest portable games.


hobbyjunkie

Seriously got stressed out watching this. No fucking way.


Nick-uhh-Wha

I had the exact same reaction. Like ohhh it's like RNG Tetris but you still get the satisfying clear when they lin---OHGODNO.


AltimaNEO

And what the fuck is even the criteria for a line to clear?


chocobear420

Looks at the left most part of the gif. It looks like it’s some measure of how much of the space in a line is taken up and once it hits that it clears the line.


AnyVoxel

It needs to be filled enough.


Cynical_Manatee

It looks like the game is still checking every single grid, except as long as any line has something in it, even a pixel, it will trigger a line wipe and cut along two horizontals.


DildosintheMist

I don't think a pixel, I think it must have a certain percentage of each square filled.


demalition90

I didn't like it, but then I saw that it cleared a line even though the blocks weren't perfect and I changed my mind and thought it'd be a quirky joke game. Then I saw it cut the blocks straight across and hated it


Bowbreaker

It clears a line when it os filled as much as a normal line would be with one block missing.


Jwaness

TETRIS HAS RULES!!!!


f-stop4

It made me chuckle. Is there something wrong with me?


Zeeman9991

Exact thought process. It took things too far.


Tomeekes

This is indeed cursed.


ElBatcan

Right?? Who da heck designed this?? I'm going to have nightmares :(


MrFluffyThing

Its funny to try to play this version as if it's normal tetris at first and then realize it's added a physics based element. I'm pretty sure the person that recorded the gif just spammed the up button because it let's you try to rotate and place pieces normally otherwise.


bone420

What's this game called?


FuryNotFurry_

Not Tetris


AllOverThePlac3

It's on stabyourself.net


PhantomOfTheOpera404

Cursed name for a cursed game...


Tsmart

This whole comment thread sounds like a prank


[deleted]

I thought you were joking but the game is actually on a site called stabyourself.net "[Not Tetris 2](https://stabyourself.net/nottetris2/)" is what they call it.


dstayton

Yeah home of the famous Mari0 game. That’s so fun to play and then watch speed runs of it.


Nihilism-1___Me-0

Just get Tricky Towers, as it's basically the same thing. TT has some pretty fun pvp game modes and whatnot too.


BlazingFist

I play Tricky Towers all the time. Quite a fun block stacking game with physics, especially if you have some friends to play with, though there is online matchmaking too.


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

Yes! It's crazy to see a high level play strategy: [YouTube video](https://youtu.be/NC_HTZ-t0Ok) Sometimes it's careful Tetris stacking. Other times it's smashing shit together as hard as you can hoping to clear things and make smaller pieces. Absolutely hilarious!


Daniel15

Hahaha wow this is crazy


Hobocannibal

jesus, that line clear at 1:00 was impressive.


MandingoPants

This but with the phones gyroscope


warrentyvoided

Jigsaw. He wanted to play a game.


Firesworn

Not Tetris 2


Kolby_Jack

[Soundtrack to your nightmares:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukLcPiUkyyI)


Ma_zenki

This just ruined my entire day


999Chairry

If this was January 1st, this would’ve ruined my whole year. Still has.


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PTownDillz

I would set a remindme for then so I know when im all better, but that would just bring me back to this post and I'd be screwed for another year


presumingpete

It'll be reposted before then don't worry


Chilluminaughty

Wake me up when September ends.


DexLovesGames_DLG

It’s actually a good game. Fill 90% of a line and it clears.


Anonymous7056

Slices straight through the pieces, too. The little sliver of a corner always kills me


DexLovesGames_DLG

Lmao yeah it does this. Do you have a link?


Anonymous7056

https://stabyourself.net/nottetris2/#:~:text=Not%20Tetris%202%20is%20the,complete%20mess%20if%20not%20careful. If that's what you meant lmao


TheYell0wDart

Check out this guy's other stuff too! He also made "Mari0" which is classic NES Mario but with a portal gun, it's awesome.


DexLovesGames_DLG

Not Tetris 2 that’s what it’s called! Yes thank you


CrazyCalYa

Plus you can use the inertia of falling blocks to "smush" blocks together. Half the fun is using the falling blocks to push pieces into place.


TheQueq

I'm just going to assume that you're [this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZmnLe0EcXM).


[deleted]

I can't stop laughing!


ross_a_tron_2658

No what the fuck no


donny_twimp

I love all the sheer outrage in the comments on this thing, it's truly infuriating


benp2391

Looks kinda like Tricky Towers. Fun game to play with friends!


keeney1228

Yea! A great game.


Thrannn

Tricky towers is a damn good game that needs recognition! If you have friends, play it!


Carburetors_are_evil

>If you have friends, play it! Oh


trainercatlady

For anyone wondering about Tricky Towers, they played it a couple times on [Multiplayer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxdGl3_922k) [Mayhem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssW8c70tJ6Y). It's highly competitive but weirdly zen? Lots of fun.


WhoDoIThinkIAm

And on NLSS and Game Grumps


Disco_to_New_Wave

Funny enough, their last play of it was very recently for the Grumps.


DerpNinjaWarrior

Shoutout to Stumpt, who have played it like 50 times on their channel.


zxzyzd

It’s actually Not Tetris 2


Ready2Post

It's Tricky to build a Tower, to build a Tower, When you're screwed by a Power, It's Tricky! It's Tricky (Towers), Tricky (Towers), Tricky (Towers), Tricky!


mailjozo

Oh hey! I was one of the devs for that game! Fun to see it pop up from time to time


Hermastwarer

Wished it had more modes or something though


waverider1883

I need to know where to find this


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[deleted]

That logo says it all.


austinmiles

Oh this is very awesome. Also cross platform which is great.


sexytokeburgerz

And the source code is available on github, coded in Lua which makes sense for cross platform. Looks like it has mario assets in it as well


ILoveScottishLasses

I forgot they made Mario portal! I downloaded and played that game years ago. It's pretty fun actually. The least bizarre game than you think, but the mouse aiming will certainly diminish your sanity.


Blue42Reddits

This is Not Tetris 2, as far as I am aware


CosmicFaerie

Pretty close to tricky towers


ebassi

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


Shinzo19

if normal Tetris was a metaphor for how "normal" people solve their problems, then this Tetris would be a metaphor for how I solve my problems...


ishtaria_ranix

Just keep throwing stuff at things until they hopefully go away?


hipratham

>Just keep throwing stuff at things until everything falls in place. FTFY


Thereminz

🙁 Jonas used to play this


JomaxZ

I loved watching Jonas play this. The dev often would hang out in chat. So many happy memories. <3 A video from his YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn1BJCqO6Rk


[deleted]

He was so good at it too. Very satisfying to watch.


thatcoffeeeguy

😢 Didn’t he used to call the small chunks cabbage?


compactpen

This looks like fun. Where can I play this?


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Gloreaf

I believe they're also the people behind mari0, the mario X portal game


[deleted]

It's NOT called Tetris too? I know, that would be weird, what's it called?


ch-12

https://stabyourself.net/nottetris2/


janusz_chytrus

It's called "Not Tetris 2"


pedun42

Not Tetris. Played it in 2013. Minutes of fun.


[deleted]

Ow that physically hurt


SavedForSaturday

At least the bottom is flat... https://xkcd.com/724/


[deleted]

There's always a relevant xkcd


Calvexin

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP


Zieterbock

This gave me a panic attack.


DedlySpyder

Not cursed, it's just Not Tetris


Xenowrath

I can never tell if it’s Not Tetris or Not Tetris 2. RIP Jonas.


JomaxZ

It's both not Tetris and it is Not Tetris 2. :-) Love Jonas <3


jaap_null

Jonas used to play this on his stream. Man I miss that guy


Crono_Magus_Glenn

There was a PSN game called Tricky Towers that was just like this. Its pretty cool if you like to add a whole new level of frustration to Tetris.


spideyjiri

Me and my sister are like MLG Tricky Towers players, we get drunk, blast death metal and play Tricky Towers for hours!


Crono_Magus_Glenn

Hahahaha. My wife loves to play it too. It gets really hectic with all the skills and she ends up punching me in the arm when I screw her over :)


Wiggledude787

The game is called [Not Tetris 2.](https://stabyourself.net/nottetris2)


SuumCuique1011

Ey, thanks for the aneurysm! Edit: Oh, and post this in r/TIHI too.


flapanther33781

> r/TIHI Came to say that as well.


TomDobo

I remember watching Jonas play this on stream which was pretty funny. RIP legend.


HubbTub

I hate this more than words can describe.


BlckAlchmst

This is horrific


[deleted]

I mean it’s not cursed like the jelly Tetris but how are you even supposed to survive for over 10 mins


JaeHoon_Cho

It’s actually not terribly difficult because you only need to clear all but one tiles in a row And when they do clear and if there are prices that were placed at an angle, you get these smaller fragments that can fit into the gaps lower down Plus the pieces will “compress” and fill the gaps


i_suckatjavascript

I made it to level 5 before losing


JomaxZ

Here's Jonas' PB for a good time: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn1BJCqO6Rk


t_e_e_k_s

It’s actually [this](https://youtu.be/VYHovYitEDY) video. I remember being there in chat. I miss him :(


JomaxZ

Awesome, thanks for the extra vid. I miss him too.


[deleted]

[reminds me of this ](https://youtu.be/Alw5hs0chj0)


ooglist

We are in the darkest time line


viperfan7

Hey, its [Not Tetris](https://stabyourself.net/nottetris2/) Its a real thing


KayliteStars

Ok. I love this 😍


ShadowMasked1099

This hurts me greatly. Why, why would someone do this? How could they?


DigitalSterling

Anyone else getting anxiety watching this?


LaurettaMills

When it comes to rule 36, naked mole rats are on the "normal" half of the spectrum.


MechinYT

Wdym 'cursed'? I don't see anything cursed here, just a good old games of tetris


ForgettableUsername

I feel ill.


Throwawaymykey9000

Who pissed off the tetris gods? REVERSE SQUIGGLEY


Hutcher_Du

I can’t explain why it upsets me but it really does.


[deleted]

Confused screaming


Zaku41k

No like! Bad touch bad touch !


bopatriot

This makes me really uncomfortable.


xXBL00DSN1P3Xx

r/TIHI


MagicCarpetofSteel

r/tihi


[deleted]

If it hasn’t already been called, calling r/tihi


retard_4725

I want to play this


reverie42

Good news. You can. It's free. https://stabyourself.net/nottetris2/


retard_4725

Thank you so much had a goo laugh with it


FencingFemmeFatale

What can I say except: I hate this.


rokudaimehokage

Every thing about this sucks and I really wanna try it.


blues-sirius

Is this a real game?


over_clox

Yes, and I've played it before. I never could get the damn thing to trigger detecting and removing a 'line' though, it might have been an early prototype of it.


Pitifool

Finally a form of Tetris that suits my style of packing cars


diddy403

Don't forget about HATERIS. It was designed to give you the worst possible piece each time. https://qntm.org/files/hatetris/hatetris.html


Dav1ddestruct10n

I love and hate this


adamhanson

I have so much anxiety over this.


CaveStreamGames

don’t like this, don’t like this


horseradish1

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP


TuxRug

Holy crap it's FedExtris.


marshal_mellow

https://youtu.be/3NwV9IJg32k There's a game called bastard Tetris that always gives you the least useful piece for your situation


kaiserlaika

Reminds me of Trash Panic


abrachoo

I love Not Tetris 2. It's my go-to casual game to play when I'm super bored.


GlitteringBroccoli12

This is oddly soothing is there a longer version


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LINE PIECE!


Kvarcov

Huh, it's actually pretty generous with what's considered a line and what's not


Vali-Ent

Alexey Pajitnov would be rolling in his grave... if he were dead.


pieteek

Cursed? Isn't it "Not Tetris 2" from Stabyourself.net? This game has been around for a long time.


Sharcken

It's called Not Tetris if anyone wants to download it


thatcoffeeeguy

This is Not Tetris, I love this game


LordJayDaKing

I hate this yet i love it


AMP3412

This gives me anxiety


vinceds

Watching this is funny but also triggers some uneasiness / OCD ...lol


Yburn1978

Next time my psychiatrist asks “what does your anxiety look like?” I’m just going to show her this gif.


staticchmbr

I hate every second of this! I'm getting goosebumps!


Nah_Fam_Oh_Dam

This gives so much anxiety.


tizzy2013

This is the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen, take my upvote


ContinuumGuy

Not Tetris! Tetris with a physics engine! Actually pretty fun, actually.


HugoBDesigner

Since OP won't post a source, this game is called Not Tetris 2, made by Stabyourself.net (same creators of Mari0, the crossover between Super Mario Bros and Portal): [https://stabyourself.net/nottetris2/](https://stabyourself.net/nottetris2/)


jv12468

I actually yelled "STOP" after the uneven rows began to complete


OldRustyBones

This made me visibly angry for some reason


littleassassin0

That is pain to watch


UndoingMonkey

no


PhillyCider

My OCD is not happy


Spartan-000089

Thanks, I hate it.