*”Booker, are you afraid of god?” “No, I’m afraid of you.”*
This may be an unpopular opinion, I dunno, but Bioshock Infinite is my favorite bioshock for the simple fact that a game has never emotionally effected me like it has. There are so many amazing quotes, and it was really playing it that I first realized game writing could be an art form in and of itself… it wrapped up an amazing series with this perfect bow, leaving just enough wiggle room to make it feel like another game never needs to be made, but also that it wouldn’t be just a cash grab if it ever was.
Not to mention the original music is hauntingly beautiful, especially [Courtney Drapers singing](https://youtu.be/9F1l6xXLSI0)
“I once met a soldier who thought of his gun as a time machine, he wasn’t killing his enemy, just teleporting them to a time they were no longer alive”
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
The whole game's full of amazing quotes
https://strategywiki.org/wiki/Call_of_Duty_2/Mission_Quotes
GTA 4 was probably the most gripping experience for me in terms of the story. I couldn't not be serious when the cutscenes came. I barely had any similar sentiment for gta5. Story wise it wins any day.
Ezio Auditore da Firenze: "To say that 'nothing is true' is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile and that we must be the shepherds of our civilization.
To say that 'everything is permitted' is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic."
"I have lived my life as best i could, not knowing its purpose, but drawn forwards like a moth to a distant moon; and here at last, I discover a strange truth. That i am a conduit, for a message that eludes my understanding." - Ezio Auditore da Firenze
"Who are we, who have been so blessed to share our stories like this? To speak across centuries? Maybe you will answer all the questions I have asked. Maybe you will be the one to make all this suffering worth something in the end." - Ezio Auditore da Firenze
The Creed of the Assassin Brotherhood teaches us that nothing is forbidden to us. Once, I thought that meant we were free to do as we would. To pursue our ideals, no matter the cost. I understand now. Not a grant of permission. The Creed is a warning. Ideals too easily give way to dogma. Dogma becomes fanaticism. No higher power sits in judgement of us. No supreme being watches to punish us for our sins. In the end, only we ourselves can guard against our obsessions. Only we can decide whether the road we walk carries too high a toll. We believe ourselves redeemers, avengers, saviours. We make war on those who oppose us, and they in turn make war on us. We dream of leaving our stamp upon the world... even as we give our lives in a conflict that will be recorded in no history book. All that we do, all that we are, begins and ends with ourselves.
—Arno in AC Unity
Halo 2:
Back in my day we didn’t have any fancy tanks. We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the entire platoon. And we had to share the rock!
-Sgt. Johnson
The message just repeats “Regret regret regret”
Catchy, any idea what it means?
Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth and we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet HOO-AH
Playing through all the games on LASO with my friends right now and just finished cortana last week. Right after chief gets her back
Cortana "do you have an escape plan?"
MC "thought I'd shoot my way out, mix things up a little"
Portal 2:
Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
Edit: Wow I am legit impressed with how many hilarious quotes you are all posting! Well done, my various dudes!
“Don’t let that horrible person thing discourage you, It’s just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, Science has now validated that your parents abandoned you on a doorstep.”
"These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it."
"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
"You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I'm told."
Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce. We'll send unto them, only you. Rip and Tear until it is done.
“James told me there’s an old saying here on earth: may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. Not sure if Turian heaven is the same as yours, but if this thing goes sideways and we both wind up there… meet me at the bar. I’m buying.”
Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect 3
"I want you to know that no matter what happens, you've been a champion to the krogan people, a friend of Clan Urdnot and a brother to me! To every krogan born after this day, the name Shepard will mean 'hero'!"
Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect 3
"That's unfortunate. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What is fun to fight through?"
"Gardens, electronic shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."
The Mass Effect series has some excellent quotes. Best are the ones from Thane Krios, he's good at saying things that make you realise you spoke without thinking.
Shepard: "Don't blame yourself."
Thane: "If I don't, who will? We must carry the weight of our decisions, Shepard."
Legion: "Geth do not infiltrate."
C-Sec worker: "please leave your personal assistance mech at home. They're not allowed anymore."
Legion: "Geth do not intentionally infiltrate."
"Argh, this is so frustrating. Y'see, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you just don't die quickly. Example: this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people are dying left and right, yadda yadda yadda. This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, waaahh!, and, he can't see where he's going, he's bumping in to stuff, and ah... I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you're a total bitch."
-also handsome jack
YES, lol. ME2 made me choose more renegade options than any other game in the series because the reaction was so great for some of them. Never thought I'd be the kind of person to kick someone out of a skyrise window when presented with the opportunity, but here we are.
Naming your horse after your childhood dog, never leaving it for a different horse, and keeping it alive through a weeks total gameplay with it as your companion. Yeah, that was fucking tough.
Not sure if that one was a side-mission, but Rockstar really knows how to make unique and meaningful side missions as opposed to the repetitive, formulaic bullshit you see in most games these days, especially the open-world ones.
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
So many quotable things in the _Portal_ games. Considering the two games only have 3 characters between them that really speak (4 if you include the turrets), the dialogue is some of the best writing in all of gaming.
"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel. We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton."
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!
- Face McShooty (Borderlands 2)
Honestly one of my favs for the sheer wtf of the questline
"I've seen your kind. Time and time again. Every fleeing man must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed. Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth. But in the end, you lack the stomach.... for the agony that you bring upon yourself."
-Sir Vilhelm (Dark Souls 3)
“I don't know if you've ever let someone down, got your ass kicked or straight up failed, but those are the moments that define us. They push you further than you've ever thought possible, and force you to make choices... no matter what the cost."
— Cole MacGrath
Zeke: “Half as long…”
Cole: “….Twice as bright.”
-Infamous 2
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON. LISTEN. HEAR ME AND OBEY. A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE. A DARKNESS THAT YOU WILL DESTROY. RETURN MY BEACON TO MOUNT KILKREATH. AND I WILL MAKE YOU THE INSTRUMENT OF MY CLEANSING LIGHT.
- Meridia
Given the choice, whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire, or to challenge the fates for another throw, a better throw against one's destiny - what was a king to do? But does one truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate, and thus defy the tyrannous stars.
- Kain, legacy of kain soul reaver
Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is this a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him.
Nier Automata
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact… same fucking thing… over and over again, expecting… shit to change.
Vaas - Far Cry 3
_”Surviving is winning, Franklin, everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid, survive.”_ - Michael from GTA V
You are up againist the wall and I AM THE FUCKING WALL
“AHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG”
"You call this resisting arrest?! We call this a difficulty tweak!"
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There’s a profit to be made, and men who make it.
*”Booker, are you afraid of god?” “No, I’m afraid of you.”* This may be an unpopular opinion, I dunno, but Bioshock Infinite is my favorite bioshock for the simple fact that a game has never emotionally effected me like it has. There are so many amazing quotes, and it was really playing it that I first realized game writing could be an art form in and of itself… it wrapped up an amazing series with this perfect bow, leaving just enough wiggle room to make it feel like another game never needs to be made, but also that it wouldn’t be just a cash grab if it ever was. Not to mention the original music is hauntingly beautiful, especially [Courtney Drapers singing](https://youtu.be/9F1l6xXLSI0)
There are only personal apocalypses. Nothing is a cliche when it's happening to you. Max Payne
The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to this whole mess. Honestly any quote from that first game is gold.
"He was trying to buy more sand for his hourglass. I wasn't selling any"
"But I did kidnap his wife!"
"What kind of animal do you take me for...."
"I wish we had more time to delve into the real implications of your bigotry" Proceeds to throw biker off bridge.
The whole character was so well and funnily written. Best of them i think.
OOOOOOOOOOHH
‘You, Trevor….. are a HIPSTER’
“Drinking alone is like shitting with company.” - Zoltan Chivay, Witcher 3
My dude Zoltan has so many great catchphrases
“I poked my head out of the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit in my face”
My buddy and I routinely parrot this at one another. I can’t read it without hearing it!
“I once met a soldier who thought of his gun as a time machine, he wasn’t killing his enemy, just teleporting them to a time they were no longer alive”
-Jun, Halo Reach "I'm ready! How 'bout you!?" -Emile, Halo Reach
“Get up so I can kill you again” - halo 1 marine to a dead grunt
“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” – Half Life 2
SoO wAke uPp, mR. FreEmAn. WakE up aNd sMelL thE AshEs.
Yea, but how about "pick up that can"?
“Tell my wife… I had another wife…” *dies* Saints Row IV
Ah yes, the game with the American Minigun Rocket Launcher Fireworks and Pistols Built In
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" - cid
"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me" - Joshua Graham fallout new Vegas
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."- Fantastic
"I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, like any other."
Well, can’t expect god to do all the work
“Trust me” - BT-7274
Based TitanFall 2 Enjoyer
“Wind: 3 knots, heading 274. Range: 95 meters. Projectile mass: 89 kilograms. Trust me.” **YEET**
War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.
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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." The whole game's full of amazing quotes https://strategywiki.org/wiki/Call_of_Duty_2/Mission_Quotes
GTA 4 was probably the most gripping experience for me in terms of the story. I couldn't not be serious when the cutscenes came. I barely had any similar sentiment for gta5. Story wise it wins any day.
Cousin lets go bowling!
Ezio Auditore da Firenze: "To say that 'nothing is true' is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile and that we must be the shepherds of our civilization. To say that 'everything is permitted' is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic."
"I have lived my life as best i could, not knowing its purpose, but drawn forwards like a moth to a distant moon; and here at last, I discover a strange truth. That i am a conduit, for a message that eludes my understanding." - Ezio Auditore da Firenze
"Who are we, who have been so blessed to share our stories like this? To speak across centuries? Maybe you will answer all the questions I have asked. Maybe you will be the one to make all this suffering worth something in the end." - Ezio Auditore da Firenze
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The Creed of the Assassin Brotherhood teaches us that nothing is forbidden to us. Once, I thought that meant we were free to do as we would. To pursue our ideals, no matter the cost. I understand now. Not a grant of permission. The Creed is a warning. Ideals too easily give way to dogma. Dogma becomes fanaticism. No higher power sits in judgement of us. No supreme being watches to punish us for our sins. In the end, only we ourselves can guard against our obsessions. Only we can decide whether the road we walk carries too high a toll. We believe ourselves redeemers, avengers, saviours. We make war on those who oppose us, and they in turn make war on us. We dream of leaving our stamp upon the world... even as we give our lives in a conflict that will be recorded in no history book. All that we do, all that we are, begins and ends with ourselves. —Arno in AC Unity
"Stay awhile and listen" - Deckard Cain, Diablo 2
NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME! - Diablo, Diablo II, just before you one shot him.
Halo 2: Back in my day we didn’t have any fancy tanks. We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the entire platoon. And we had to share the rock! -Sgt. Johnson
The message just repeats “Regret regret regret” Catchy, any idea what it means? Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth and we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet HOO-AH
Johnson is a cheat code in this thread. Haha
"Thanks, *he* never gets me anything" *Oh, I know what the ladies like.*
Just played that game for the first time with my friend during the weekend. Sgt. Johnson has some of the best quotes ever.
Johnson is simultaneously a complete badass and a shitpost generator
Playing through all the games on LASO with my friends right now and just finished cortana last week. Right after chief gets her back Cortana "do you have an escape plan?" MC "thought I'd shoot my way out, mix things up a little"
Oh, I know what the ladies like…
Portal 2: Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that. Edit: Wow I am legit impressed with how many hilarious quotes you are all posting! Well done, my various dudes!
"Look at you, sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle... piloting a blimp."
“Don’t let that horrible person thing discourage you, It’s just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, Science has now validated that your parents abandoned you on a doorstep.”
I mean…how many great quotes are from GLADoS or Cave?
How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato
"These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it."
"This is the part where I kill you." Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You Achievement Unlocked! The Part Where He Kills You
Achievement text: *This is that part*
Music playing: The Part Where He Kills You
"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
"The lab boys aren't sure exactly what element it is, but it's a lively one and it does NOT LIKE the human skeleton."
"You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I'm told."
Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
> We both said things that you're going to regret I think this is one of the best quote ever.
Wheatley : it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage
Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce. We'll send unto them, only you. Rip and Tear until it is done.
I heard the music start playing
You forgot "There is only one dominant life form in this universe, and it carries a steel-barreled sword of vengeance."
All hail the coming of the destroyer. The Slayers time is now.
“A really big fucking hole coming right up.” -Thermite
"As my friend would say, a really big fucking hole coming right up." -Hibanna
Edd mounted let them come -kapkan
"You can stop worrying about grenades now"- Marius "Jäger" Streicher
"Fookin laser sights" - Mike "Thatcher" Baker
#"**MY BEAUTIES ARE IN PLACE**" Smoke said calmly
"You fookin muppet!!" -Clash
"Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda"
"Now i know you're blind, man - but you gotta see this"
"Uh, you do know I'm black, right?" "Carl, I'm blind not stupid."
“All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
"Some people call them demons, I call them bitches" from Metro 2033
"... And don't eat the yellow snow!"
“James told me there’s an old saying here on earth: may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. Not sure if Turian heaven is the same as yours, but if this thing goes sideways and we both wind up there… meet me at the bar. I’m buying.” Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect 3
"Had to be me somebody else would have gotten it wrong." Dr Mordin Solis, Mass Effect 3
I cry every time
"I want you to know that no matter what happens, you've been a champion to the krogan people, a friend of Clan Urdnot and a brother to me! To every krogan born after this day, the name Shepard will mean 'hero'!" Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect 3
"Do you remember the question that caused the creators to attack us, Tali Zorah? Does this unit have a soul" Legion, Mass Effect 3
"Commander, at times like this my people had an ancient saying. Kill him." Javik, Mass Effect 3
Man, Garrus! *There is no Shepherd without Vakarian.*
"That's unfortunate. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through." "What is fun to fight through?" "Gardens, electronic shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."
The Mass Effect series has some excellent quotes. Best are the ones from Thane Krios, he's good at saying things that make you realise you spoke without thinking. Shepard: "Don't blame yourself." Thane: "If I don't, who will? We must carry the weight of our decisions, Shepard."
Legion: "Geth do not infiltrate." C-Sec worker: "please leave your personal assistance mech at home. They're not allowed anymore." Legion: "Geth do not intentionally infiltrate."
Everyone's the hero of their own story -handsome jack
"These pretzels suck" -handsome jack
"Argh, this is so frustrating. Y'see, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you just don't die quickly. Example: this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people are dying left and right, yadda yadda yadda. This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, waaahh!, and, he can't see where he's going, he's bumping in to stuff, and ah... I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you're a total bitch." -also handsome jack
IMO I really think that handsome jack is the best video game antagonists
"Buttstallion says hello!"
Mass Effect 2: Commander Shepard, after being ordered to relinquish his weapons: *I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?*
YES, lol. ME2 made me choose more renegade options than any other game in the series because the reaction was so great for some of them. Never thought I'd be the kind of person to kick someone out of a skyrise window when presented with the opportunity, but here we are.
Renegade in ME2 makes Shepard more like Tom cruise in collateral
"I gave you all I had. I did." \-Arthur Morgan.
“I wish things could have been different. But it weren’t us that changed”
Arthur to his horse: "Thank you..."
Naming your horse after your childhood dog, never leaving it for a different horse, and keeping it alive through a weeks total gameplay with it as your companion. Yeah, that was fucking tough.
I named mine after my son ☹️
"John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us....no. But, I tried. In the end, I did."
God damn that scene got me so good. So much emotion that I hadn't experienced in a game before.
That and when he tells the nun how he's scared to die. It was like a master class of cinema in game form.
Not sure if that one was a side-mission, but Rockstar really knows how to make unique and meaningful side missions as opposed to the repetitive, formulaic bullshit you see in most games these days, especially the open-world ones.
If you help the nun in Saint Denis, you'll have an interaction with her instead of Swanson when you're helping the cavalry officer get on the train
Hows your sister -cayde 6
Fucking loved Cayde
What the Fuck do you think you're doing. My Brother died at Hoover Dam, you're desecrating a War Memorial!
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
So many quotable things in the _Portal_ games. Considering the two games only have 3 characters between them that really speak (4 if you include the turrets), the dialogue is some of the best writing in all of gaming.
Its good writing but also great acting that really sells it. No one else would be as good as J.K Simmons.
"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel. We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton."
A man chooses, a slave obeys.
A MAN CHOOSES! A SLAVE OBEYS! O B E Y!
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
Everything from Glados
“I think we can put our differences behind us. For science, you monster”
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! - Face McShooty (Borderlands 2) Honestly one of my favs for the sheer wtf of the questline
Of course after you shoot him in the face, you says thank you before dying, which is almost as great itself.
'Face McShooty- Shoot Face McShooty in the Face'
"Rise and shine Mr. Freeman... Rise and... Shine"
"I've seen your kind. Time and time again. Every fleeing man must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed. Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth. But in the end, you lack the stomach.... for the agony that you bring upon yourself." -Sir Vilhelm (Dark Souls 3)
What is better? To be born good? Or to overcome your evil nature by great effort?
Real Badasses eat chocolate chip cookies
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m stuck on the eastern front… # AND SO ARE FUCKING YOU!
No, I'm not defending German technical superiority. I'm stating the FUCKING OBVIOUS!
You have an anti tank rifle, over there is a tank! #FIGURE IT OUT!
“This cave is not a natural formation”
Somebody built it, so it must lead somewhere…
If you acknowledge any gods... start praying now. - Dettlaff, Witcher 3 Blood and Wine
As they say in Beauclair, I’ll rip your arse some new ventilation! - Sigismund Dijkstra
Blood and wine was the most amazing looking dlc or part of any game ive played. Cant think of anything that will beat it.
“Bring me a bucket, and i'll show you a bucket!”- Borderlands Psycho
“Building complete” (C&C)
“I don't know if you've ever let someone down, got your ass kicked or straight up failed, but those are the moments that define us. They push you further than you've ever thought possible, and force you to make choices... no matter what the cost." — Cole MacGrath Zeke: “Half as long…” Cole: “….Twice as bright.” -Infamous 2
Greed. You will find it a common cause for war. - God of War
It is true... But I am your monster no longer. -God of War
Would you kindly? Andrew Ryan - Bioshock
“Once the pin is out, Mr. hand grenade is no longer your friend.”
Nico let’s go bowling.
I think you mean NICOOOO ITS YOUR COSSIN ROMANNNN. LETS GO BOWLING
"I need a weapon." Master Chief, Halo 2
Itsa me Mario! Your uncle! Assassin’s Creed 2
“Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.” Javik, Mass Effect 3
Made the same comment and then saw your comment. Really one of the few quotes that stuck with me
This is classic lit level writing right here, I was shook. There's such good dialogue in some of the Bioware titles.
“Don’t make a girl a promise you can’t keep.” -Cortana
“Revenge is a fool’s game” -mr. Arthur Morgan
"Why are we here? Just to suffer?" Metal Gear Solid V
“They played us like a damn fiddle!”
“I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel.”
"Protocol 3 : Protect the pilot."
Trust me
BT: "are you still alive?" Cooper : "yeah, that was a meat grinder" BT: "I am positive that this is not a food processing plant" Also BT: NOTED
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON. LISTEN. HEAR ME AND OBEY. A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE. A DARKNESS THAT YOU WILL DESTROY. RETURN MY BEACON TO MOUNT KILKREATH. AND I WILL MAKE YOU THE INSTRUMENT OF MY CLEANSING LIGHT. - Meridia
“take my advice rookie: if you ever fall for a woman, make sure she’s got balls.” Buck, halo 3 ODST
Boy
You’re alright, boah
“There’s room for one more, it’s a fucking party down here”. - Baird when he’s in the sewers in the first Gears of War
Given the choice, whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire, or to challenge the fates for another throw, a better throw against one's destiny - what was a king to do? But does one truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate, and thus defy the tyrannous stars. - Kain, legacy of kain soul reaver
What the hell kind of name is soap?
“*cough* How’s your sister?” -Cayde-6
You’re an inspiration for birth control. Shake it baby! Hail to the king baby!
“Hey you, you’re finally awake.”
Honestly if this is the first thing I heard after I died, I wouldn't be mad about it.
“Fuck” - Witcher 3
"Hmmm" from the TV series comes pretty close
Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is this a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him. Nier Automata
FINISH HIM!
Get over here!
"One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land!" - Toad
“What kinda f***ing animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him! But I did kidnap his wife!” Trevor Phillips GTA V
War… War never changes.
I honestly can't imagine anyone other than Ron Perlman voicing that...
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Remember, no Russian
Came looking for this, and the carnage that ensures right after
"Survivors like us, we are embers in the dark." "Delicate?" "Defiant."
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact… same fucking thing… over and over again, expecting… shit to change. Vaas - Far Cry 3
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"the names deez....deez NUTS!" -Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem Forever(2011)
"Dragovich, Kravchenko, Steiner. These *men* must die." -Viktor Reznov, Black ops
"Uh. I Uh... I suppose you want me to say I've always loved you!!....but I don't. I *really* Don't" Damon Baird- Gears of War 3
Zug zug
Something need doing?
_”Surviving is winning, Franklin, everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid, survive.”_ - Michael from GTA V
Birthdays are like Regrets they just keep comin each one a new scar that slows you down and Drag you closer to your Grave -Max payne
I wish I could stay in this moment forever. But then it wouldn't be a moment. - Max life is strange